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It's not alcohol swabs in this country (for obvious reasons). Usually they just use normal wet wipes.

Don't worry too much. LE isn't interested in you and most likely not in the girls either.

I'd imagine they're only responding to a complaint (maybe from a neighbor? If they truly cared about...

You do realize the price for the health insurance will just be added to what they owe?

I could imagine a minimal health insurance would cover absolutely no STD's and therefore not really helping...

Most east Asians (at least the Chinese and Viets) dislike facial hair, but I suspect it won't matter much as long as you're paying.