Search:

I told my peeps I will be in Juarez this weekend and asked if anyone wanted to meet up. Nothing. Wow, I guess I am much crazy then I thought. I rolled into El Paso at 2 pm. I parked my car at a 24...

I have been listening to a lot of Adam Corolla's podcasts. Pretty good stuff. My favorite character is Deaf Frat Guy (DFG). Do yourself a favor and give him a listen. To quote some DFG:

He gets...

Very close to the Zaragoza bridge.

114 Ave waterfil. Use google maps. Estaphnay massage is right next to Plantinos. Oxxy is across the street. Aries and Ravenna's are also very close.

[Deleted by Admin]

[Commercial Message deleted by Admin]

The Venezuelan has returned. She did not go to Washington, and she did not drive off with a local man. She drove off in a truck, and I assumed she manipulated some local guy. Small town in Texas,...

OK, so me and No Nickname Yet will probably meet tomorrow. If anyone is interested, go to:

https://twitter.com/masajeszenda?lang=en

Yesterday's lineup of women, look in the comments.

No...

Mission accomplished! One problem- my iPad has split screens, so I was going to have half the screen playing a video of me banging a woman and the other half showing the highlights of byu vs Utah....

Get over my buddy being a gay? Or get over big feet? I'm confused.

I guess the aversion I feel is based on that time of my life. This was almost 30 years ago. Now I am much more open minded. You...

I thought of something better. I will videotape myself, watching a video of myself banging the Venezuelan, while banging the Venezuelan, with a byu football game playing on a large tv, directly...

I have grown bored of the Venezuelan. Instead of sex with her, sometimes I just want to jerk off to videos I have made. Then, a thought occurred to me. Why not combine the 2? Like Reese's peanut...

Technically 'Hendey' in Spanish is ' gallinita'. Wtf? Isn't there a sala named this? What are the odds? Similar to lou gehrig catching lou gehrig's disease.

Sometimes I contemplate the cash I had...

As long as you proof it with a woman. You are a nice guy, but a little tall for my taste. And Jesus, my man, buy a phone that was build in the last 5 years.

Coupes things:

Et ti, Ogie? (This is from skaksoear).

There is no link for the videos. You can text me. Go to zenda's twitter account, Feb. 8 post, look under the comments.

It's 'Hendey'....

What is wrong with you? Did you not read my last post? What did I say about the threads? Someone else texted me about byu football. Like I care what you savages think. I don't see byu losing to...

Ok, the replies are starting to trickle in. Everyone is asking the same questions so let me go ahead and answer everyone at once:

1. yes, I know these girls are hot. You don't have to tell me...

Go to the Zenda twitter page.

The list dated Feb. 8, look under the comments.

And don't ask me if you should drive in Juarez.

I offer you all free videos, because I am a nice guy, and because I like to share my gift with the world and I get 4 replies? Well, 5 replies, but I already knew the 5th guy. We met a few months...

I will probably come to Juarez this weekend. It would be nice to meet up with a group. I could maybe introduce some of you to my friends who do not work in the salas. I would do this to help the...

Go to Zenda's twitter page, today's post, I listed my number. Text me for videos. Use WhatsApp if possible. The last video of the tall innocent one must be viewed.

Yes, you are correct. Galinas or something. Not that close to the bridge. But galinas is very close to gatitas- same street, 1 block apart. And Europa is 2/3 blocks away.

In my experience, lately,...

Let's talk byu football. Yeah, their first year in the big12 was not good, but they played OK state to double OT, and they lost to OK by one play- the byu QB threw a pick 6 on the 1 yard line....

Yeah, I've been busy. Let's start with the tall innocent one.

She would never suck the weenier. She told me she did not know how. I told her this was not exactly linear algebra. Look, I don't wait...

I had to pass through El Paso for work, so I hit Juarez for a day. Plantino has a decent line up. 2 really tall girls. But I was meeting two of my long term friends (back to back) who lets me visit...

I made a quick trip to Juarez.

After driving many hours I was eager to begin the debauchery. I left my car at the dealership for some repairs and had the courtesy van take me to the Zaragoza...