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While I haven't seen a totchka in quite a while, I really liked this report. Viva La Totchka!

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=142602&postcount=817

I clicked on the links and saw that "Tamara" is DEFINITELY the mysterious "V" I reported on last December. That's her. I saw her and an older, english - speaking blonde a year ago in Moscow for a...

Although I'm not exactly ready to start translating for the U.N., in russian I know:

right: v pravo
left: v levo
straight: priamo

For addresses, learn the numbers. I tried giving addresses as...

I can't speak for recently, but when I visited Moscow last year I found myself wishing I'd listened to the momma, who seemed to be a better judge of what the girls would do than what I could pick...

Dagnabbit CA-T! You stole my big moneymaking idea! ;-) This would have been the perfect book to release, now with the worldwide success of "The Natashas". But you'd want to play it up - it should be...

Have recieved a few emails requesting info about the totchkas and just wanted to elaborate. I went at all times of the day, you just need to ask more than one taxi driver if the first doesn't know....

Great girl - my favorite from Moscow. My favorite view was with her legs locked around my neck and her eyes rolled back, but my hands were far too busy to find the camera at the time.

Drink a shot of Russki Standard, take a picture. Shot of standard, take a picture. Shot of standard. Where was I?

Tatu lookalike. Screwed like a champ. What's left of me is thankful.

Helen Slater lookalike. Now if only I'd brought a supergirl costume with me.

Totchka girl. Very pliable.

DAY 7

So now I woke up on my last day, and tried, as I had every day since I got her number, to get in touch with V. Today the phone picked up and she seemed happy that I called back. Something...

DAY 6

Slept all day, then got up and did some more sightseeing. Had dinner at the HRC, waiting around because of reports that it’s a new hotspot. But since I was there too early, I got bored and...

DAY 5

Next day I saw more sights and decided to play the totchka crapshoot early. Around 5pm I got in a cab where we went just around the corner to a lineup in some kind of public area. For $150 I...

DAY 4

Slept and went sightseeing via the metro. I tried calling V, the girl from before, but communicating without hand signs and a dictionary over the phone only yielded me something about...

DAY 3

I finally got up and went for a breakfast of champions at TGI Friday’s next door. Usually I don’t go to the American restaurants, but breakfast was 2 long island iced teas and 3 Baltikas....

DAY 2

I spent the next couple of hours on the internet (if you get a CA T apartment, it’s probably better to order the internet, if you want to call for daytime girls, it’s a lot easier than...

DAY 1

Okay, you stinkpots, here it is. I spent 7 days carpet bombing Moscow and trying to enjoy myself as much as I enjoy reading these posts. The results? I think Moscow is a paradise if you have...

Howdy ho,

I'm in Prague right now. Give me a PM, I'll be happy to get out this week.

Ous dog

Yo CAT!

What is hrc? As long as it's on the QT, I'd love the 411.

Welly welly well my little droogies. This is a Moscow S.O.S. I'm here, and all my months studying Russian have yielded me. A trip to the grocery store, where I learned the word for "toilet paper"...

Sdradzvoytya, my little sabakas,

My ass is finally getting to Moscow by next thursday. If anyone out there wants to grab some drinks, hit a sauna, or just hunt in packs, give me a PM - the first...

Daaaaaaamn! Doc, does that nurse of yours do housecalls?

John Q,

Are my odds any better if I'm wearing a condom while seeing a doctor?

Yo Vegamars,

Thanks for the info - can you elaborate on what you mean by "to know how to act in emergencies"?