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After a long hiatus, the Local Cowboy is back.

I am now a resident in Joburg so will try and breath some life on the local scene.

Put of your Vasco the Gama hats and safari boots at trying...

location; johannesburg northern suburbs.

address: 483 boundary road (off malibongwe) , northriding (google their website, all the details you need are handily available plus a few photos)
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I don’t think you need any prior contacts to monger in Lusaka, there is plenty of available game and you can collect tens of numbers in one night. Just move around wisely and take your pick depending...

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Brilliant pictures LC Bianco and CFC Jim, there is life yet in the Zambia forum. The picture of Sally from behind is especially magnificent. I would not mind tapping that Beyonce-esque butt, you must...

LC Bianco

The Lusaka Monger scene is very laid back, but there is some discrete magic happening. I have been with Melody too, she is great. You should also try her sister Caro; very tall, lithe,...

a nasty encounter in solwezi zambia recently left me taking a trip down memory lane relieving some of the nasty, macabre and somewhat hilarious encounters i have had with working girls while out...

Eastern Province-Zambia

I had a brief work related sojourn in the Eastern Province of Zambia at Chipata town recently. Mongering opportunities in Zambia are at best mild and at worst non-existent....

Day One: Sunday

I arrived in Dar-Es-Salaam dog tired, pig hungry and billy-goat horny. It was my first ever trip to the port city so I had to use my wily mind to gently pry the information that I...

Hi,

When do you expect to be in Zambia. I suggest you do both Lusaka and Livingstone since you have enough time. I have some numbers but what type of woman exactly do you fancy?

There are plenty of places to find Non-Pro women in Nairobi and being a mzungu you are guaranteed to score. The only catch is that you may not get some pussy on your first meeting and may be obliged...

Mongering in Lusaka is quite laid back. It is not frenzied like the Mara River crocodiles feasting on Wildebeest during the migration which is more or less the situation in Nairobi, Mombasa and...

I have just settled back in Lusaka and I am trying to re-establish myself as a playground legend. The mongering scene in Lusaka is as slow and as monotonous as ever, adapting back to it is like...

Jambo is rarely used among the locals. It is rather quaint and old-fashioned word probably only used to adress visitors...much like "hakuna matata" whose usage is closely linked to Safari's.

Most...

Kenyan women are above average shags. They are not as pretty as Somali’s and Ethiopian’s but they definitely shag better. They are better looking than Ugandans in general but not as good as in bed. I...

i've often been terribly disappointed by the tourist guidebooks written about kenya . most of the time they tell you stuff you already know, like "you can go on safari and see some lions." that's...

i had a quick one-day business trip to kampala. so much work, so little time to monger, so much stacked up jeezum.

checked in at jkia and was seated next to an old white mzungu woman, she was...

DonnaChaa.

Unfortunately. Nothing has come up to date that quite matches the convenient meat market that Bavaria offered.

Your best best for a daytime beer currently is the Simmers Pub. Even...

* 1USD = 75 KSH

Nairobi is a monger’s paradise. Mama’s all over just waiting to lighten the load in your balls. Look in the right places and you shall find what you are looking for. Knock the door...

CHEAPish: Try Hannas in Parklands
MEDIUM: Try Meridian Court
APARTENT: Try Kenya Comfort Hotel Suites

The dresscode at discos is casual…jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt does the trick

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