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Was partying in Juhu.

Saw this rather cute looking girl wearing a skirt on the roadside. Being perennially horny and sloshed at that time, decided to approach her. This is right outside Marriot.
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FYI, for newbies to read the standards of FR in good old days.

My vote for the best FR on ISG ever. Don't know where this guy went.

Hi,

Can any good soul PM me the name of the bong chic at retailer spa? And also costs applicable there?

Thanks much.

SA

Child porn is already banned I believe and at least most of them strictly abide by it.

Sure. Will look out for Tadacip. And thanks again, you are an ocean of knowledge Bro.

Fellas,

A quick one. Looking for a place here which keeps sildenafil. Tried at lot of places but they did not have. I am impatient as there is a chic who is ready to part legs and I do not want to...

Folks,

Legend Sheldon Cooper was the first one to report on Precious Metal Spa. I was going through his posts and he has hinted towards one other unheard of spa in Bandra that he had highly rated....

Bro,

I really wanted to tell this to you since long. You are the most wittiest person on ISG. A god sent guy with supreme sense of humour. Even your two liners are entertaining and amusing to the...

In Bombay, if you have to choose between an NE and a thai, go for the thai. They will handhold you to happiness.

Gentlemen,

I will be visiting Vasai Road in next couple of days and upon research on JD, found out this T Spa near Stella Petrol Pump. Any body here who has tried this spa? Would ladies here be...

Good first report. And, you are spot on about the "country spa" in Bandra.

Bro,

My heart goes out to you. Nevermind!

By the way, it must be a record of sorts here at ISG, 11.5 K at a spa in India.

PM me if you need names of budget spa.

Regards,

Hey bro,

What stuff are you rolling these days? I would have chuckled, had I found your writing half amusing. I used to crack same jokes in fourth grade.

God bless us.

SA

Buddy,

Don't go for NEs at this spa, they strictly do not provide extras. One of them talked to me about some self respect and all that jazz. Instead, take Thai females. Even middle aged Nita...

Thanks a lot SC. Will keep you advice in mind.

By the way, Anil Kapoor's chest and humping monkeys was killer.

As FunkySexy rightly pointed out, you will rock as stand up comedian.

And LR...

Hi bro,

Not sure about any halls being nearby but I guess Hindmata and Chitra cinema are nearby. Not sure about the number either but they advertise in MD. Very near to famous pizza place.

What...

Horniness attacks you anywhere and at any moment.

When I was under the undue influence of the johnny idiot, I walked into this MP at Parel named after a cartoon character. RR but not Worli /...

I heard strange noises, girl's moan and minor screams from the next cabin while I just lay down for my massage. Could figure out what was going on. The girl kept giggling on and on.

Then the guy...

Slayer worshipper singing romantic songs.

Arvind Kejriwal in me would not take no for an answer. LMAO.

Ha ha bro, and you had some schooling.

Your FRs are refreshing and different from what...

It seems you are talking about this village spa located in Mahim. Decent spa and clean place. Good to know they deliver.

Are you THE Sheldon Cooper. If yes, dude I am a big fan of your writings.

Great to see you here. Will hope to see the trademark SC FRs.

Could I request you to post your FR on threesome with...

Dude,

I think you will not find anything in / near BKC. You would have to travel around 3 kms to Bandra west and you will find sea of spas.

Hope this helps.

Buddy, I had booked the room online for two people. Walked in with sublime confidence to reception area and while checking in I told them that my partner is running late. They sounded cool with that....

I guess the number ends with 553. If yes, avoid that con.

IBIS near the domestic airport should do, well within your budget. If you are looking for something within the range of 3500 and decent accommodation, hotels outside Khar station would be ideal....