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  1. Forum:
    Colombia
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    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list A little further on this so others can better...

    A little further on this so others can better understand what your saying is that Colombians try to avoid confrontation, so instead of being blunt or speaking their minds, they will say one thing to...
  2. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Yeah I know, as a result of my actions, and my...

    Yeah I know, as a result of my actions, and my actions alone starting about 8 years ago when I began summoning mongers from around the World to come to Centro, and they have been coming in droves...
  3. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Stupid Shit in Medellin

    Yeah I hadn't thought about that, as I'm sure that has been the case at times.

    I suppose I was always looking at the interactions with what appeared to be women, I guess I need to pay more...
  4. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Not sure about your prediction based on your...

    Not sure about your prediction based on your estimate that locals make up 95% of the Centro girls customers, but seems reasonable.

    So based on your estimate, are your saying that 5% of the gringos...
  5. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Find Them-Use Them-Dump Them

    The 3 F approach brings back memories of High School.

    And typically on Monday's the talk would be about how far how someone got with a new date. First base (kissing), second base (feeling her...
  6. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list That's quite a combination, I think the poster...

    That's quite a combination, I think the poster forgot to mention Coke as well.

    I just can't imagine partaking in a combination like that to party by, but seems quite popular with the younger...
  7. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Newbie Colombian Mongers

    I, like you, am disgusted with the onslaught of newbie Colombian mongers that have shown up over the last six months. Not only based on their posts here, but also by what I have personally witnessed....
  8. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Failed Negotiation In El Centro Over A BBBJ

    I arrived at the playground today, aka ground zero around 10 AM and ran into the Chica I had met yesterday that I told I wanted to have a session with today and we had a "failed negotiation". I asked...
  9. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list From how you described yourself previously at 245...

    From how you described yourself previously at 245 lbs and over 6 foot tall you sound like one bad ass looking intimidating dude that not even the locals would want to take a stab at.
  10. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list I appreciate your perspective on this, and I...

    I appreciate your perspective on this, and I happen to be over 65, hence this may help to explain my perspective, and what my fears were, and hence my report. It is refreshing to see a post from an...
  11. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list How To Safely Bang El Centro Chicas During COVID

    While I was in El Centro last week, I wore a N95 surgical mask, a face shield, latex gloves, and when taking my street urchins arriba, they were required to wear a face mask and only pull down their...
  12. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Nothing to scratch your head about, it's actually...

    Nothing to scratch your head about, it's actually been just a plethora of fictional reports.
  13. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Blakman you never cease to amaze me, almost...

    Blakman you never cease to amaze me, almost sounds as though your afraid of your own shadow, LOL, especially the part about not going out at night in Laureles, or did you mean to say El Centro.
    ...
  14. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list This Is Not Cool

    Mr. E are you kidding, you falsified a COVID test for yourself and will be doing the same for someone else. That's not cool in my book, why would you do something like this. This whole testing...
  15. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Hell he should of just bought a warm cantaloupe,...

    Hell he should of just bought a warm cantaloupe, hollowed out a slit in it, and banged the melon, at least it would of been warm and wet. This whole thought of banging an imitation pussy takes us to...
  16. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Tight As A Drum Or Like A Big Barn

    Her insides felt different. Hum what does that mean, tight like a drum, or this "thing" opened up like a house when he penetrated it, with his pecker banging against the sides with no friction. What...
  17. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list The She-Males are for those that like the back...

    The She-Males are for those that like the back door and apparently they have quite a following or wouldn't be out there plying their trade. And yes they carry knives, and stay clear of them as they...
  18. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list A switch hitter in the sense that you went up to...

    A switch hitter in the sense that you went up to the plate, and struck out. So if you didn't get a hit and get on base you don't qualify as switch hitter, YET.

    And if I were to be "switch hitter,...
  19. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list For the Aficionados

    Yep, the Colombian She-Males are such an abortion compared to their Thailand counterparts. For your information, and I know this is important to you, the Colombian She-male headquarters is located...
  20. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Switch Hitters Right Handed Or Left Handed

    Your post as written might imply that you are a switch hitter, meaning regardless of whether it's a man or a woman, you would go with whatever looks the hottest.

    But I know that was not what you...
  21. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

    Posted By:
    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Mr. E you sound like a She-male aficionado...

    Mr. E you sound like a She-male aficionado knowing where to find them, are you coming out of the closet?
  22. Forum:
    Colombia
    Thread:
    Stupid shit in Medellin

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    Surfer500

    Thread is fixed at top of thread list Tissues Please I've Been Sobbing

    I'm in tears and have been crying profusely over this.

    I am a total loser and inferior, an outcast, please forgive me.

    I need to give up my ways as a low level bottom feeding scavenger trolling...
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