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Just came back from a 5 months stint in Sofia. Great up & coming town with many opps for a monge to explore, though keep in mind that most of the joints here are run by what are considered "thick...

Word,

Heading to TJ after a looong stint in Bulgaria. Will be posting about my exploits there soon.

Happy New Year fellow-Mongers.

I saw this article regarding the recent drop in tourism into the northern Baja area which I thought would be of interest to you. Nothing new, but just keep vigilant...

All these broads know what they are doing and that is to get the most cash out of you as possible. They will try anything to manipulate you to part from your funds; they will make you feel like you...

Arguing on the Internet is like winning the Special Olympics.

Even if you win you're still retarded.

CJ, [Text deleted by Admin]. Looking forward to your other posts.

Geek

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This says it all. Good job!

Salud!

Geek

It only appears to be getting out of hand to those who do not travel frequently into Mexico, especially those from the US. Many citizens in Mexico are used to seeing the huge white pickups with the...

Just keep your guard up with these broads. Some of them are dudes!

Salud

Geek

I recently found out that there are a little over 5000 'servidoras sexuales" in the TJ area. They apparently have their privates checked every two weeks by the Dept. of Health and then issued a card...

especially the dead mannequins in Adelitas....[/QUOTE]Hahaha! At least they suck on a lollipop all night while they're trying to get your attention.

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Or you can also say "venir" (vehneeer) as in "Me puedo venir en tu cara" : "May I cum on your face". Though I agree with CJ regarding the turnaround business of these broads and the time they need to...

Sorry to hear your experience was bad. Next time though be creative. She has other means to get you off, especially in the doggy position!

Salud!

Geek

I am very glad to help out. I lived in TJ for 6 years after living in Ensenada for 15, and am happy to divulge as much info as I can on the current situations that are affecting this city. I have...

[QUOTE=Bunky]They search this database and discover that on multiple occasions over the past five years you've entered the U.S. at San Ysidro between 1:00 and 3:00 a.m. What kind of inferences will...

Hey Guys,

Arrived at Ensenada around 8 pm on Thursday. I had my compadre with me (who works in the AVN industry) and my father of 70 years. After a brief stop at Hussongs to get my boots shined we...

I was there last night as well around that time with a compadre & my dad. The waiter sat us at a table next to the stage where the usual extortion of dollars took place. I ran into my "friend" and...

Word. Be clean and dress to impress, but leave the Rolex at home. Paying for a couple of drinks goes a long way though.

The easiest way to talk to regular senotirtas:

"Gustas bailar?": would you like to dance?
"Como te llamas (yammas)": What's your name?
"Eres de aqui (ahkee)": Are you from here? Are you form...

Just stay at San Nicloas Hotel or La Pinta. These places shold not give you shit about late night chickas...And these are nice and clean rooms to hang in. It's about 1 mile away from the main drag...

CJ,

It's just like earning your stripes!

Be safe bruthas!

Counrtry John is right in all terms. You guys, especially gueros, have to realize that 99% of every Mejicano will resent you. What that means is that the Tj cops will alwasy want to 'eff' with you...

I was stopped at a "Reten" around 12:30 am on a Wednesday night a few block from Revolucion Ave.. I was driving a 2003 VW Passat with CA tags and as I approached them I kindly said "Buenas Noches...

[QUOTE=China 69]super-hot bleach blonde long haired chic surrounded by several other hotties. I saw her turn down or blow off at least 8 other guys and she kept looking at me and smiling as I stood...

Hey all. I just got back from TJ visiting family and such (as well as Adelitas for some R&R). While there I heard from my family about the the uprise in violence that has been happening in Tijuana...

[QUOTE=Hardtraveler]What can you guys suggest as to throwing a chill bachelor party in Ensenada?

I usually stay at the el rey del sol, very low key and clean. However, this time I have about 25...