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Heavy brow, strong jaw, broad shoulders, and manly wrists. He definitely has some Spanish mixed into his penis, as the unlucky monger who goes upstairs will find out.

CIP the abbreviation for Cum-In-Pussy. Often expressed within BBFSCIP for Bareback Full Service Cum-In-Pussy! Angeles City sole claim to fame is the fact that BBFSCIP is standard service at no extra...

I hope you did not think that she arrived dripping wet and loosened up due to the vibration and roar of the two-stroke Kawasaki trike engine.

In the Philippines, it pays to have a healthy skepticism of the senses. Take heed of the warning, "Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see." This is the land where brothers are...

Maybe, your ladyboy was post-op. It happens. Lots of foreigners fall for a fake pussy and laryngeal shave.

What do you do when she gives you the best BBBJCIM with swallow before you discover the Chinese arithmetic equation? What happens when you have had a little too much to drink and you go balls deep in...

A Canuck, two Brits, and two Yanks having a good old-fashioned tussle over LBFM pussy, complete with knuckle dusters and pistols. She must have had some pussy to die for!

In other news, the...

Catching something fatal in your cock and succumbing prematurely to the Reaper is an occupational hazard for all mongers not just the bareback gang. A certain percentage of condoms will fail and...

If she says that she loves sex and wants to see your cock, her real pronoun is "he" not she.

They rarely tell the truth because once the LB gets into the bedroom, someone is getting fucked and sucked. The monger's only remaining choice is top or bottom.

Your recommendation makes sense for the monger who flies under the radar. However, some mongers need drama and danger to get it up. Promising normal girls eternal love and fidelity in order to use...

The sloppy thirds and fourths are usually from brothers and cousins running the train on the poor Pinay, filling her up with one huge family-sized cream pie. Any bar girl who comes down pregnant from...

This is nothing compared to a gang of seven or more horny mongers dosed up on 100 milligram Viagra pills running the train on an unsuspecting bar girl, fucking her into a coma and sending her back to...

The other guys are not just waiting for a root out in the open. The first guy starts fucking the girl. In the middle of the action, other guys start appearing from under the bed, inside the closet,...

You will have no problem finding a mistress if you offer generous financial support and upscale lodging. Initially, you will have lots of fun cheating on your wife with your live-in mistress. Over...

What do you mean by "pull out" Mssr. Cane? Don't you know that bareback-cum-in-pussy (BBCIP) is the default setting for mongers in the Philippines? Many regulars and expats have sired a bastard or...

Exactly! Limiting the scope of your mission to pounding your Pinay hard in the ass with your meat hammer will prevent you from getting bogged down in barangay politics. You are not there to educate...

In many cases, the Filipina and her entire family look on in astonished amusement as the geriatric monger brings his weather beaten mushroom to climax in a puff of dust. The recorded video may later...

The Pinays were raised by wolves. The foreigners were raised by sheep. When the two meet in the meadow, nature takes its course.

If a monger is paying more than what the local trike drivers pay for a root, he is paying above fair market value and the LBFMs are scamming him.

In the Post-Colonial Era, you are describing at least 90 percent of the monger community. Young handsome corporate executives with generous stock options and severance agreements do not need to...

With Sydney in lockdown, how are clever mongers finding those husky-voiced chain-smoking Chinese grandmas for a slow bull between packs of Marlboros? Are the dodgy brothels still offering loss-leader...

A Colorado man was arrested last week on a first-degree murder charge in the death of his wife after police recorded him telling his ex-wife of the killing, according to an affidavit signed by a...

In a nutshell, when a white monger breeds with a Filipina bargirl, the female offspring often become bargirls. Like mother like daughter. Light-skinned male offspring can look forward to bright...

There will be many other fine moral campaigners joining Big George on his Fact Finding Commission in AC. They will be getting to the bottom of the matter with detailed interviews of the 1,000-peso...