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[Wicked Roger]

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

Thought that was Donald Trump LOL.

[Goferring]

You also seem to be very aggressive lawyer-wise. The law should be the last resort but Deus Vult.

The lawyers were / are not engaged in an offensive capacity. I don't like surprises so they were used in a "what if" advisor capacity for contingency planning. The good thing is that should the worst happen (which I don't expect), being proactive many years ago means that the best lawyers in town are locked up for my benefit for life. That's reassuring.

[Goferring]

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.

I prefer Goebells' "tell the same lie until it's the truth" approach.

[Jack Burton]

You are doing the right thing. Like Richard Pryor said, "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

"Deny, deny, deny, deny, deny" - from 'How to cheat on your wife'.

[PedroMorales]

The most damning thing was not the girls walking into my room but my freaked out reaction too it. We all like to think we would act calmly under pressure but it was something I was totally unprepared for and just wanted them out ASAP. Accidentally flipping that fucking camera certainly didn't help.

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story. Mrs G seems to have calmed down, even saying I should go to security and complain about girls being able to walk into my room but I have no doubt this will not be forgotten.

I doubt they will, but if things do go heavily sideways I'm already lawyered up. Cheers, G.

So, did she imagine you freaked out too, in addition to seeing the two female mirages? Her circle of friends will join dots there. You also seem to be very aggressive lawyer-wise. The law should be the last resort but Deus Vult.

[Mr Enternational]

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story.

You are doing the right thing. Like Richard Pryor said, "Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?

[Goferring]

Depending on what was said, what is the big deal? You had your door open letting some air flow through and some drunk chicks were out in the hall making all kind of noise and wandered into your place.

The most damning thing was not the girls walking into my room but my freaked out reaction too it. We all like to think we would act calmly under pressure but it was something I was totally unprepared for and just wanted them out ASAP. Accidentally flipping that fucking camera certainly didn't help.

Rather than make elaborate excuses, I kept to my story that there were no girls in the room and I don't know what she saw because I can't see her phone screen. I'm not going to vary from that story. Mrs G seems to have calmed down, even saying I should go to security and complain about girls being able to walk into my room but I have no doubt this will not be forgotten.

I doubt they will, but if things do go heavily sideways I'm already lawyered up. We went through a mild rough patch years ago (for unrelated reasons) and I sought legal advice then from the best guys in town. Where I'm from, conflict of interest rules mean that they can now only ever act for me and cannot ever advise or act for Mrs G. Something to remember for any guys that may be nervous about anything: be the first one onto the best lawyers' office. Not the second.

Rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated. If I'm going down it's not going to be for girls just walking into my room. The offending girl is in the bed beside me now and found the best ways to apologize for causing the fiasco. 😁 I'll be a lot more careful moving forward but life goes on.

Cheers, G.

[Mr Enternational]

I was vid-calling Mrs G at a time when I was alone and the room was free of incriminating evidence. All was going well. I was sitting on the bed chatting away. Then suddenly the girly I had invited up later came thru the door, much earlier than expected, talking in a full voice on speaker phone. Next to her was her girlfriend doing the same thing. The ruckus would have been clearly audible by my phone's mic.

Depending on what was said, what is the big deal? You had your door open letting some air flow through and some drunk chicks were out in the hall making all kind of noise and wandered into your place.

[Engine Driver]

To say Mrs G was unimpressed and demanding an explanation is an understatement. Obviously, there is no explanation for two hot chicks to be walking straight through the door into her husband's room at 8 pm. All I could do was play stupid and repeatedly say that there is no one in the room and I don't know what she saw or is talking about. There is no way I'm going to get away with this totally unscathed and the return home is going to be eventful.
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Holy fucking Jesus! That is a mongers' worst nightmare. I'm wishing you all the best G Man. If we don't get any more FRs from you in a few months time, we will know it didn't end well.

I'm the same. I don't know when my mongering life is going to end by being sprung and people back here at home discover the double life I've been leading for 30 years. I reckon it's only a matter of time.

The only way you can get out of this is to say that people keep walking in and out AirBnBs as the whole floor is rented out and all entrance doors look the same. Those two totally hot chicas must have walked in by accident, which is quite possible.

[Naked Gunz]

My biggest fuck up was not keeping the front door locked. Be careful out there.Cheers, G.

WOW! Double WOW! Nothing but bad shit can come from all that my friend! Get a good lawyer. Even if she forgives, she won't forget, or ever let you forget it either! Good luck.

[PedroMorales]

, G.

Not sure how you can lock the door now that the horse has bolted. A lot obviously depends on your relationship with Mrs G and the reason for your travels. On what you've given, I'd take the high moral ground and leave where you are staying. (even book a shtt hole nearby and commute between them). Tell Mrs G to stick AirBNB, never again etc, tramps and their boyfriends wandering in and out, used your towel to dry their feet (put a stinky deflection in), they took your prize food etc. Don't bring up the subject but let her do it.

Not sure if she will swallow all that but it will cloud the picture. Housewives have their own intelligence dept and she will be reporting back on you. A bad move is giving these women the run of the joint but we learn by our mistakes.

[Goferring]

I was vid-calling Mrs G at a time when I was alone and the room was free of incriminating evidence. All was going well. I was sitting on the bed chatting away. Then suddenly the girly I had invited up later came thru the door, much earlier than expected, talking in a full voice on speaker phone. Next to her was her girlfriend doing the same thing. The ruckus would have been clearly audible by my phone's mic.

Needless to say, I shit myself and tried to get them to be quiet and disappear. Obviously this is impossible while in the middle of a video call. At some point I've had my arms flapping around, getting them to shut up and generally get out of the room (which the girls instinctively did) and accidentally rotated the camera to the front screen. This gave Mrs G a full view of my panicked face, the girls walking through the door unhindered, my arms flapping around and then them making a hasty retreat. These girls clearly were not old haggards, there to clean the room.

To say Mrs G was unimpressed and demanding an explanation is an understatement. Obviously, there is no explanation for two hot chicks to be walking straight through the door into her husband's room at 8 pm. All I could do was play stupid and repeatedly say that there is no one in the room and I don't know what she saw or is talking about. There is no way I'm going to get away with this totally unscathed and the return home is going to be eventful.

My biggest fuck up was not keeping the front door locked. The one thing that I didn't realise was that the AirBnB that I was staying at has residential (not commercial hotel) door latch sets. This means that they must be manually locked everytime rather than automatically locking whenever the door closes (as hotel doors do).

Moral of the story: always check your door and know whether it locks automatically or manually.

Be careful out there.

Cheers, G.

[Dg8787]

Would someone please explain to me the frequent AB jokes on the forums? I assume he used cooking shows as a convenient cover story??

In the referenced post AB was about eating around the world. In other references it was that AB was a fellow monger around the world. In some of his episodes he would point out some pnp locations.

[Mr Enternational]

Would someone please explain to me the frequent AB jokes on the forums? I assume he used cooking shows as a convenient cover story??

Maybe because he entrusted his heart and tried to help out a woman who was eventually found out to be fooling around with another guy. Then he killed himself like the same day or day after when he found out. I guess that scenario plays out more often in Thailand than PI, or at least it is seen in the news more often in Thailand.

[Goferring]

By any chance are you a prodigy of Anthony Bourdain. Rest his soul!

Would someone please explain to me the frequent AB jokes on the forums? I assume he used cooking shows as a convenient cover story??