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[GDreams]

When is the beauty pageant season. Not the international ones but the local ones? I want to bang women in some of that stuff they wear for them. It is just a thing to kick off my bucket list. I would also like to get some tribe women but I guess that is a high risk sport. I want to hit the small towns and get my weasel greased by some contestants. I think the season is Nov / Dec.

I banged a contestant, not in costume but she does the circuit. She was competing in May. I have seen a few on DIA with the pageant dresses.

[Dg8787]

Talk about seeing a glass as half empty. 😁.

If a couple of girls pass out, who cares. Just move to the next ones. They will be fine in the morning. Its no different to bringing a group back from the club, some more inebriated than others.

On the positive side, you wouldn't have to exert much physical effort banging them during high seas! The beer belly guys could gently sea saw in and out with ezz.

[Goferring]

Till the girls start getting sea-sick and vomiting and you end up breathing in the smell, taking care of them and having to go back to shore to let them off. Sounds like a plan.

Talk about seeing a glass as half empty. 😁.

If a couple of girls pass out, who cares. Just move to the next ones. They will be fine in the morning. Its no different to bringing a group back from the club, some more inebriated than others.

[Sidtip]

Renting a yacht was right at the top of the suggestions I was going to make. Topped off with a couple travelling companions and you have heaven on earth, without the infrastructure, traffic, pollution, etc, issues that you have on dry land. Want to go somewhere else? Just raise the sails while the girls raise your schlong.

Till the girls start getting sea-sick and vomiting and you end up breathing in the smell, taking care of them and having to go back to shore to let them off. Sounds like a plan.

[BaddHabbit]

Rent a yatch. Get a few girls off SA or IG and sail around the islands for a few weeks.

Then top the trip off with a few visits to high end KTVs in makati and BGC, I promise you the women there won't be cheap.

Renting a yacht was right at the top of the suggestions I was going to make. Topped off with a couple travelling companions and you have heaven on earth, without the infrastructure, traffic, pollution, etc, issues that you have on dry land. Want to go somewhere else? Just raise the sails while the girls raise your schlong.

[PedroMorales]

When is the beauty pageant season. Not the international ones but the local ones? I want to bang women in some of that stuff they wear for them. It is just a thing to kick off my bucket list. I would also like to get some tribe women but I guess that is a high risk sport. I want to hit the small towns and get my weasel greased by some contestants. I think the season is Nov / Dec.

[SaltyPete]

Rent a yatch. Get a few girls off SA or IG and sail around the islands for a few weeks.

Then top the trip off with a few visits to high end KTVs in makati and BGC, I promise you the women there won't be cheap.

That is a great recommendation. They say that experiences are more valuable than possessions.

[RainMania]

I will be back in the Philippines later this year and I want to spend money on me. Unlike Thailand and other destinations, I find it difficult as the Philippines only seems to offer cheap beer and cheap women. Perhaps that is due to high import taxes and poorly made domestic goods. What is worth buying in the Philippines with say $1000-$10,000 to burn?

Rent a yatch. Get a few girls off SA or IG and sail around the islands for a few weeks.

Then top the trip off with a few visits to high end KTVs in makati and BGC, I promise you the women there won't be cheap.

[ForkTruck]

A could be fun and I like SML (with lemon). However, I;the imagine the 50 boxom Burgos broads would talk all night, drink all the beer and stop me getting a good sleep.

Be. This is the root of the problem. Nothing to spend money on but BS. I am not into any of that BS. Is there seriously nothing worth buying? I guess the locals have it wrapped up: cheap labour, big profits and some important taxes to complain about. They should have shopping malls to shake down foreigners. As it is, the malls are only used to get in out of the heat and for random hookers to eye up bored foreigners.

The malls are very good and many upscale but the prices are the same as anywhere else except for maybe some philippine produced goods which are not high quality. I don't know of anything worth buying here and taking out of the country that is not also available in your mall at home, unless you want a Pinay beauty but that is very much a buyer beware proposition as has been stated on ISG many times. You might want to interview for a housekeeper to stay with you for 2 years as an OFW. No commitment beyond that and than she returns to Philippines, be sure not to have kids with her, that is a big no no. Agencies here handle all paperwork and arrange interviews. Not cheap but works for many.

FT.

[PedroMorales]

A. I assume you don't want to buy 50 all nighters with beautiful, buxom Burgos broads or 2,000 cases of San Mig Light.

B. You seem like a distinguished, cultured, urbane gentleman. For $10,000 you could easily get a penile implant, reduction of your man boobs, pec implants and full set of cappings for your teeth under a packaged deal. Not much else to spend your money on in Manila.

A could be fun and I like SML (with lemon). However, I;the imagine the 50 boxom Burgos broads would talk all night, drink all the beer and stop me getting a good sleep.

Be. This is the root of the problem. Nothing to spend money on but BS. I am not into any of that BS. Is there seriously nothing worth buying? I guess the locals have it wrapped up: cheap labour, big profits and some important taxes to complain about. They should have shopping malls to shake down foreigners. As it is, the malls are only used to get in out of the heat and for random hookers to eye up bored foreigners.

[Engine Driver]

I will be back in the Philippines later this year and I want to spend money on me. Unlike Thailand and other destinations, I find it difficult as the Philippines only seems to offer cheap beer and cheap women. Perhaps that is due to high import taxes and poorly made domestic goods. What is worth buying in the Philippines with say $1000-$10,000 to burn?

I assume you don't want to buy 50 all nighters with beautiful, buxom Burgos broads or 2,000 cases of San Mig Light.

You seem like a distinguished, cultured, urbane gentleman. For $10,000 you could easily get a penile implant, reduction of your man boobs, pec implants and full set of cappings for your teeth under a packaged deal. Not much else to spend your money on in Manila.

[Wicked Roger]

Speaking of mongers banned from Pinay Pussy Land (P.P.L.), has anyone heard how the Norse God Skogis is going? It was always interesting to read of his exploits in P.P.L.

Skogis no longer in people and changed his name. Contributes other forums other countries. V interesting person when you meet him and have a dinner as I did a few times.

But he did get caught up in a visit to the police after he posted a photo and it was found out by the girl. He did a FR on it also.

[Chocha Monger]

Speaking of mongers banned from Pinay Pussy Land (P.P.L.), has anyone heard how the Norse God Skogis is going? It was always interesting to read of his exploits in P.P.L.

This one is still in permanent exile from Pinay Beaver Heaven. He shall not be returning to entertain fans of his sexual exploits, as one such jealous fan set the trap that the Norseman narrowly escaped. Jealous! Some mongers get jealous when other mongers root their leased Pinay 'semi-pros' and use their local contacts to retaliate in creative ways. Often, it is not the girl that orchestrates the legal and immigration entanglements but rather a possessive foreign sponsor with a little cash to bribe the authorities.

[Jingo10]

So you're saying that the crooked Bureau of Immigration in the Philippines will accept requests from random hookers to ban foreigners who lied to them? With no evidence? Seriously, don't the civil servants at the BoI have more interesting (and lucrative) things to do than blacklist foreigners based on rumour and hearsay? How would a hooker know how to raise a case unless a relative worked in Immigration?

I think immigration just enforce it. It's not unusual for countries to side with their nationals against foreigners. I am just reporting what I've seen and heard. Maybe people living there could advise.

[Engine Driver]

Banned from Pinay Pussy Land is a monger's worst nightmare become reality. If a monger is denied entry and deported for any reason other than having a passport with less than 6 months remaining prior to expiration, the odds are very slim that he would welcomed into Pussy Land in the future. Bad behavior on prior visits or naughty behavior in other countries that lands a monger on a watch list or Interpol database can result in eternal banishment from Beaver Heaven.

Speaking of mongers banned from Pinay Pussy Land (P.P.L.), has anyone heard how the Norse God Skogis is going? It was always interesting to read of his exploits in P.P.L.