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[Goferring]

There will be real starvation from the lock down. I don't think anyone will be crying wolf. Let's not be so cynical.

Yes and no. While those that live in the city will have real bills to pay, those that can return to the province can live on next to nothing tending some chickens and watching the world go by for days on end. It will be the boy friends and uncles who will have the shock of reduced cash flow. Not the girls.

Yes, there will be real cases of hardships and request for assistance but don't think for a minute that some girls will not make the best of a bad situation and be hitting the phones for Western Union transfers to remedy imaginary problems.

Enjoy. G.

[Goferring]

G, I will have to see it to believe it (that it can get easier than it currently is to get pussy in the Phils!

Imagine all those girls that are currently just gagging to be around our rugged good looks, wit and charm after 3 to 6 months of no income. The stunners, who had the cash to go home, are now broke having supported failed sarisari stores and chicken farms with no income. Now add all the unemployed casual sales clerks who normally would not be on the game but are now looking for a supportive 'boyfriend'.

The only thing missing this time will be the collapsing currency that reduced costs to an absolute pittance in USD terms.

Enjoy. G.

[Dg8787]

There will be real starvation from the lock down. I don't think anyone will be crying wolf. Let's not be so cynical.

[Goferring]

The sad part is these little pinays have no bank account and no clue how to save money.

And anything they do manage to keep is soon gone to parasitic boyfriends or family members.

[Free2]

Again, refer to how the '97 Asian Financial Crisis played out. It's hard to believe there was a better time to be a male with a heartbeat in Asia.

Enjoy. G.

Thats got me all excited. The moment this dies down I am heading straight back to the Phils.

G, I will have to see it to believe it (that it can get easier than it currently is to get pussy in the Phils!

[Free2]

I just heard from two girls who work at a manila mall. At least they did work there. Now NO work, no money, and little food. They live paycheck to paycheck. ....

The sad part is these little pinays have no bank account and no clue how to save money.

[WestCoast1]

Either by flavoring his own long one and? Or by experiencing one or a few.

Variety IS the spice of life. Smile, try something new!

[Engine Driver]

Mongers will have more to weep about in the coming months. The stock market crash dealt a vicious blow to many pension funds. Plans to retire to Dumaguete and have innocent looking Pinays suck on vinegar flavored marshmallows will have to wait another decade for some. Those living in Flipsville with substandard medical infrastructure are at great risk of succumbing to Wuhan virus should they cop a dose.

Irrespective of the stock market's recent poor performance, a retired Assistant Professors' pension from a two-year, liberal arts community college in some backwater was hardly going to be sufficient to retire on in Dumaguete. Those innocent looking, doe-eyed LBFMs from that coastal town in Negros are actually more wily than you might think. Generations of LBFMs (great grandmother, grandmother, mother) have tutored them well on how to extract the most from their fat, white victims. They know that generations of love-struck fatties, seeking college going sweeties, will pay big money to insert their Viagra infused, two-inch marshmallow cocks into their golden teen pussies. It's a closed market. Don't even think about shorting those sweet LBFMs on their fuck fees. There's nowhere to run from their machete wielding uncles and pimps. It's a closed town. Hahaha.

Retired Assistant Professors in Dumaguete might have to swallow their pride and supplement their meagre incomes somehow, while in country on their SRRVs. Now what skill do they bring? The site of an overweight, pony tailed, banjo playing monger, standing in front of City Mall, busking for a few peso would be a site to see. Comedy gold.

[Dg8787]

Now I'm suspicious of you -- how do you know they are vinegar flavored. ?

Either by flavoring his own long one and? Or by experiencing one or a few.

[John Clayton]

... suck on vinegar flavored marshmallows will have to wait another decade for some...

Now I'm suspicious of you -- how do you know they are vinegar flavored. ?

[Dg8787]

Limp Richards here have nothing to do but talk about marshmallow dicks. Why? They live a pathetic pussy less life. Meanwhile stiffies will find a way to find it and to insert in some young babe.

[Goferring]

Those living in Flipsville with substandard medical infrastructure are at great risk of succumbing to Wuhan virus should they cop a dose.

I think resident mongers will be more likely to drown in pussy after the local curfews are lifted and cash strapped girls are on the prowl while jet setting Johns are still unable to arrive.

Again, refer to how the '97 Asian Financial Crisis played out. It's hard to believe there was a better time to be a male with a heartbeat in Asia.

Enjoy. G.

P.S. No bleeding heart comments about how uncaring I am. You know you are thinking the same thing. 😀.

[Sxxxx]

......................Plans to retire to Dumaguete and have innocent looking Pinays suck on vinegar flavored marshmallows will have to wait another decade for some.

So true, so true.

I suggest our ISG banjoist friend, stay put in America, and stroke the strokes there.

[Chocha Monger]

Isolation is the best way to contain this pandemic. There simply aren't enough ICU beds in the world to cope with the expected cases of elderly people who will need treatment. We can't afford to have the aged getting sick as most health systems in the world will meltdown, as it has in Italy. If ICU beds aren't available, how do you treat the 20 year old car accident victim? Doctors will have to prioritise.

This might be just "the flu" for those under 50, but the over 70 aged group is particularly affected. Apparently it's like drowning in air, and the damage to the lungs is long lasting. We don't want the young passing it to the old, hence the restriction in social contact. The two month lockdown in China appears to have worked.

The hysteria is not just confined to Filipinos. I live in rich white man land and the behaviour of the people here is also irrational. Some people have filled their entire double garage, floor to ceiling, with toilet paper, pasta, rice and hand sanitiser. People are pulling out knives in supermarkets at the toilet paper aisles.

Mongers will just have to pack away their dicks for the next six months and take up a more useful hobby. One that perhaps exercises their brains a bit more. You'the be surprised how easy it is to forget about chasing Pinay pussy and get along with normal life.

It will be hard for mongers to stow their pricks for the long months ahead. However, there is not much choice in the matter. Worried Filipino families have locked away the prized pussies from foreign mongers. No point in risking the family's main breadwinner over 1,000 pesos. In AD 2020, mongers will just have to relive the fall of man from Pinay Pussy Heaven and endure the cold reality of life in the West.

Mongers will have more to weep about in the coming months. The stock market crash dealt a vicious blow to many pension funds. Plans to retire to Dumaguete and have innocent looking Pinays suck on vinegar flavored marshmallows will have to wait another decade for some. Those living in Flipsville with substandard medical infrastructure are at great risk of succumbing to Wuhan virus should they cop a dose.

[ForkTruck]

Her: Babe, Pasay City is declared under the state of calamity.

Her: Malls will be closed because of the lock down.

I just heard from two girls who work at a manila mall. At least they did work there. Now NO work, no money, and little food. They live paycheck to paycheck. For many the cure is worse than the disease. Anybody know how long the malls will be closed?