General Info

[MrHappyKat]

Less than 2 months before I saddle up my business class seat at LAX and I think I have my ducks in a row. If you've read my past posts, where I ask a shit-ton of questions and gratefully receive your well-informed answers, you probably noticed that I am a serious planner. Like way too serious a planner. Like OCD-level planning. So, as I said, I think I'm ready to go and start blowing off my plans about 1 hour after I land. LOL.

Now I'm just spending my time reading posts, watching YouTube vlogs (Oh my! These vloggers are all over the place about the PI! Most are more amusing than informative.), and I find myself wondering about things I certainly cannot control, and so I certainly need to just deal with and have a good time as I plough into all the fun. Here's my current bit of wonderment:

What is the typical status of the downstairs landscape for the women I'm looking to meet?

Should I expect to see dense forests, well-trimmed landing strips, or bare fields of tasty brown and pink?

Does the style-de-jour vary between bar girls, freelancers, and massage girls?

So that's where I am. Is it too soon to start packing? LOL.

[WestCoast1]

One taken for the team. Drunken, indiscriminate porkin' and vaxxin'.

Stay away from Empirador. "Empirador: The devil's brew, turning 8's into 2's, nights and mornings". And "Empirador: The darkest shade of rose-colored glasses".

[WestCoast1]

You are a selfless soldier in the fight against covid, Westy. When honors are awarded for Asian storm troopers against this scourge, you will be brought to your knees by the weight of your medals.

Reinforcements on the way: I will return to support you in your quest in a few months.

Excellent good sir. I would like to be able to take a break from my vaxxing duties. It often keeps me up thru the nights. Short, 15-minute bursts of excited vaccinations, around 2 am. It is EXHAUSTING! Finally some reinforcement is on its way from the mainland (s). Its possible that I might be able to get some rest at that time. Until then, I am on full 'vax-forward' and remain here in the salt mines.

On another note, from a domestic CP flight recently, the pic. The breakdown of the fare, including the p200 Domestic Passenger charge built into the final price of the ticket.

[PolyOrchid]

Please, please. Just because Covid appears to be past us, don't inject that into the local psyche here. The vaxxing continues.

You are a selfless soldier in the fight against covid, Westy. When honors are awarded for Asian storm troopers against this scourge, you will be brought to your knees by the weight of your medals.

Reinforcements on the way: I will return to support you in your quest in a few months.

[Radical Guy]

Another argument for being honest with the girls.

If the guy says he isn't in another relationship, loves only her, never sees other girls etc etc then she has grounds to make a scene. Real or pretend doesn't matter, it's just a way of gaining the upper hand over the guy.

If the guy is straight with everyone and makes it known that he's only there for a good time and that the girl (s) are facilitating that, then she knows that causing trouble will see her out the door rather than moved up the rankings, paid more etc.

I'd agree that there is no need to insult girls or rub their noses in it but lying is normally counter productive. This is where plausible denial comes in: don't ask, don't tell. 😊.

I've never understood paying girls to then put up with tanpo, tantrums and other Jedi mind games.

Just my 2 see.

Enjoy. G.

In my experience, complete disclosure and honesty with these girls limits the quality of girls available. The really low mileage, inexperienced ones will avoid guys that they see as a player. I don't lie to girls or make promises like marriage, etc. I simply tell them that I'm open to anything, and that I've been burned in the past, so I want to be careful before making any commitments. Then, they are motivated to do everything possible to win my heart. I don't consider this dishonest because, truth be told, I suppose that is a possibility, but they don't need to know everything.

[Goferring]

Generally you are both correct. But my girls are mini-mamasans and business minded. There is no romance going on. They have lives far outside their time with me. They all get on quite well. Shame that I must put up with it.

Another argument for being honest with the girls.

If the guy says he isn't in another relationship, loves only her, never sees other girls etc etc then she has grounds to make a scene. Real or pretend doesn't matter, it's just a way of gaining the upper hand over the guy.

If the guy is straight with everyone and makes it known that he's only there for a good time and that the girl (s) are facilitating that, then she knows that causing trouble will see her out the door rather than moved up the rankings, paid more etc.

I'd agree that there is no need to insult girls or rub their noses in it but lying is normally counter productive. This is where plausible denial comes in: don't ask, don't tell. 😊.

I've never understood paying girls to then put up with tanpo, tantrums and other Jedi mind games.

Just my 2 see.

Enjoy. G.

[Radical Guy]

Generally you are both correct. But my girls are mini-mamasans and business minded. There is no romance going on. They have lives far outside their time with me. They all get on quite well. Shame that I must put up with it.

Admittedly, I'm a bit of a heal. I have one gorgeous girlfriend who I visit and spend time with about every two months, for about 2. 5 weeks on each trip. I take her to Bohol, Cebu, or wherever, then send her back to her province near Surigao City. Next month, I'm taking her to Boracay. She's totally devoted to me, only 20 years old. But then I like a little time on my own for a bit of mongering before returning to the US. As tempted as I am to marry my girl and bring her to the US, I know from experience that she would become Americanized and ruined by US culture, another self-centered rotten skank like the rest of them. So, I'll just maintain the status quo until, one day, I'm able to retire in the Philippines.

[WestCoast1]

Westy,

You are living in your own heaven in Philippines. Keep it always UP!

That's quite surprising. In my experience, most Filipinas are ferociously jealous and possessive. They at least want some plausible deniability to maintain the illusion that they're the "only one. ".

Generally you are both correct. But my girls are mini-mamasans and business minded. There is no romance going on. They have lives far outside their time with me. They all get on quite well. Shame that I must put up with it.

[Radical Guy]

I have several regulars here who usually rotate. They all know each other. Gemma departs on a Monday morning after the joy, making breakfast, and straightening up the place. Lyn arrives in the early afternoon. "Gemma was here today?" Yes, why do you say that? "Because the silverware its now in the drawer near the sink. It’s how they do it to her house". I see. Sometime after the round, Lyn puts the silverware back in the original drawer where Alma put it when I first moved in. Then Lynn goes home. I have a rest night and also the following day Tuesday, no girls. Wednesday afternoon Alma shows up. "Lyn was here". How do you know? "Your shirts are on the hangar. Not buttoned. They should be buttoned. She never button the clothes. I will button for you". Thanks sweetie, you're the best. It’s good that Lyn f*cks like a horse. "Westy you are not a funny guy".

That's quite surprising. In my experience, most Filipinas are ferociously jealous and possessive. They at least want some plausible deniability to maintain the illusion that they're the "only one. ".

[Sammon]

I have several regulars here who usually rotate. They all know each other. Gemma departs on a Monday morning after the joy, making breakfast, and straightening up the place. Lyn arrives in the early afternoon. "Gemma was here today?" Yes, why do you say that? "Because the silverware its now in the drawer near the sink. Its how they do it to her house". I see. Sometime after the round, Lyn puts the silverware back in the original drawer where Alma put it when I first moved in. Then Lynn goes home. I have a rest night and also the following day Tuesday, no girls. Wednesday afternoon Alma shows up. "Lyn was here". How do you know? "Your shirts are on the hangar. Not buttoned. They should be buttoned. She never button the clothes. I will button for you". Thanks sweetie, you're the best. Its good that Lyn f*cks like a horse. "Westy you are not a funny guy".

Westy,

You are living in your own heaven in Philippines. Keep it always UP!

[Goferring]

...Thanks sweetie, you're the best. Its good that Lyn f*cks like a horse. "Westy you are not a funny guy".

Brought back many fond memories. Years and years ago the town bike was nicknamed Horse. Newcomers unkindly said it was because she had a head like one. Old timers would smile and politely nod, knowing that it really came from her stamina over the last furlong.

Enjoy. G.

[WestCoast1]

The right girls are welcome to stay. Can I also assume that all your clothes have been folded? And if they were already folded before maybe she has refolded them just to be sure.

I have several regulars here who usually rotate. They all know each other. Gemma departs on a Monday morning after the joy, making breakfast, and straightening up the place. Lyn arrives in the early afternoon. "Gemma was here today?" Yes, why do you say that? "Because the silverware its now in the drawer near the sink. Its how they do it to her house". I see. Sometime after the round, Lyn puts the silverware back in the original drawer where Alma put it when I first moved in. Then Lynn goes home. I have a rest night and also the following day Tuesday, no girls. Wednesday afternoon Alma shows up. "Lyn was here". How do you know? "Your shirts are on the hangar. Not buttoned. They should be buttoned. She never button the clothes. I will button for you". Thanks sweetie, you're the best. Its good that Lyn f*cks like a horse. "Westy you are not a funny guy".

[AsianPursuits]

Gents, a great morning in Phils! Last night's honey did me proud in the rack this morning. She's in the kitchen in her panties. The rice is made, the coffee is flowing. She's got a couple of eggs cracked in the frying pan and she's whipping some pancake batter..

That's the part you don't see people working into their 'cost justification' for travelling to Ph. The right girls are welcome to stay. Can I also assume that all your clothes have been folded? And if they were already folded before maybe she has refolded them just to be sure.

Enjoy the Mall.

[WestCoast1]

Gents, a great morning in Phils! Last night's honey did me proud in the rack this morning. She's in the kitchen in her panties. The rice is made, the coffee is flowing. She's got a couple of eggs cracked in the frying pan and she's whipping some pancake batter. All while my swimmers are zigging and zagging to and fro inside her. Few things beat the view of a nearly naked booby pina standing at arm's length from the hot frying pan with a spatula in her hand, trying to avoid the hot oil splatter from frying SSU eggs. We'll hit the grocery store after breakfast before the mall gets busy, then have round 2.

Please, please. Just because Covid appears to be past us, don't inject that into the local psyche here. The vaxxing continues.

Pic from the archives.

[AsianPursuits]

The way I see it, my time is valuable. If push comes to shove, I'll pay a premium to get fast service rather than wasting my time to save a couple of bucks on a meter taxi or Grab, within reason.

I use Cebu airport as a good airport for comparison. Coming out of Arrivals towards Taxi you are met int ihs order:

A) Fixed price city hotel transfers. These guys have clipboards naming each major hotel and a fixed price. Usually operate nicer vans.

B) Freelancer fixed price touts.

C) Yellow cab rank. More expensive rates and new cars.

D) Premium cabs, still expensive but larger vehicles.

E) White cabs. Cheap and cheerful. Aircon may or may not be working.

I remember one day seeing a young tourist couple getting into a Yellow cab while I was getting into a white one. They arrived to the same hotel 15 minutes after I checked in. Premium I snot always faster in Ph.

I always use white cabs from the rank in Cebu. They are told to use the meter by the airport dispatcher. I always tip them generously ie P100 on top of meter.