Makati

[Goferring]

Thanks for a great scouting report mate! Planning to connect with Claire towards beginning of February as I don't show up there until 2nd week. Going all in on this and trying to rent a boat for an evening to load up. May be Claire can pull that off for me as well!

Thanks. Enjoy. Unfortunately there is no way I'll get a Pink Pass to return that fast. Read my recent posts and you'll understand why. . .

Lots of boat hire available online. Dont put too much temptation in the girls way by transferring mega bucks for organising everything.

[KrisMonger]

Ok, a boots on the ground, impartial report on the infamous Claire, her cousin, Ariana, and Bottoms generally.

I say boots on the ground because I've just returned from Burgos and saw both of them. I say impartial because I'm just coming off a month in country so am not going to lust over the first brown body that sits next to me and tells me how hansom I am. Specifically for Bottoms, their forte, tits and arse, are actually not my preferred type. I prefer long and lean. Think current Victoria Secret vs mid 80's playmate. That helped me keep it objective.

Let's get the most important questions answered first.

Is Claire smoking hot? Hell yeah! She was not working tonight but came in to say Hello, and to introduce Ariana. She actually looked fairly plain in her naughty librarian glasses and a slip dress. But up close you could feel a super tight, slim body and those magnificent firm tits. Not working, she wouldn't accept a drink so the groping was limited to hands rubbing across the outside of her dress but it was easy to tell it was shrink wrapped tight underneath. She's also reasonably tall for a pina at about 5' 3 or 4 and could hold a conversation (for those that want that). I certainly think she would satisfy a buxom beauty guy or my bikini bod preference. I would have no qualms barfining her for a night even at 3 or 4 x what I normally pay for an online girl. Would I fall in love and keep her for a week (which I commonly do for online girls)? Probably not, the cost / benefit would start dropping quickly bcs I know what I could get for much less money.

Is Ariana smoking hot? To me, no. She's certainly pretty but for the price I would want top level everything. Her tits are no where near as pert as Claire's and, to me, she is a little hippy. Certainly not fat but does not have the slim, spinner hips that that I prefer. I had the opportunity to, but did not barfine her. However, many guys would find her attractive and do so..

Thanks for a great scouting report mate! Planning to connect with Claire towards beginning of February as I don't show up there until 2nd week. Going all in on this and trying to rent a boat for an evening to load up. May be Claire can pull that off for me as well!

[Goferring]

Bit of an update from Bottoms.

Ok, a boots on the ground, impartial report on the infamous Claire, her cousin, Ariana, and Bottoms generally.

I say boots on the ground because I've just returned from Burgos and saw both of them. I say impartial because I'm just coming off a month in country so am not going to lust over the first brown body that sits next to me and tells me how hansom I am. Specifically for Bottoms, their forte, tits and arse, are actually not my preferred type. I prefer long and lean. Think current Victoria Secret vs mid 80's playmate. That helped me keep it objective.

Let's get the most important questions answered first.

Is Claire smoking hot? Hell yeah! She was not working tonight but came in to say Hello, and to introduce Ariana. She actually looked fairly plain in her naughty librarian glasses and a slip dress. But up close you could feel a super tight, slim body and those magnificent firm tits. Not working, she wouldn't accept a drink so the groping was limited to hands rubbing across the outside of her dress but it was easy to tell it was shrink wrapped tight underneath. She's also reasonably tall for a pina at about 5' 3 or 4 and could hold a conversation (for those that want that). I certainly think she would satisfy a buxom beauty guy or my bikini bod preference. I would have no qualms barfining her for a night even at 3 or 4 x what I normally pay for an online girl. Would I fall in love and keep her for a week (which I commonly do for online girls)? Probably not, the cost / benefit would start dropping quickly bcs I know what I could get for much less money.

Is Ariana smoking hot? To me, no. She's certainly pretty but for the price I would want top level everything. Her tits are no where near as pert as Claire's and, to me, she is a little hippy. Certainly not fat but does not have the slim, spinner hips that that I prefer. I had the opportunity to, but did not barfine her. However, many guys would find her attractive and do so.

Are there a bunch of hot girls in Bottoms that could keep a group of buddies satisfied? Depends. If you like curvaceous, buxom girls, then yes. However, I didn't see any girls that meet my criteria. One thing that I did notice was that I only saw a couple of girls that had great everything (as I would expect at that price range). Slim, tall girls had no tits. Busty girls often were short or carried an extra few pounds. Again, not ugly but not an ideal combination that I would expect for 4 x the going rate. For Kris' party I would certainly be asking what each guys preferences are, making that clear to Claire or who ever sources the girls and approving photos or on sight first. Of course if they are Asia newbies then they will be happy with any pretty brown bod that sits next to them and rocks their world for a night. I say that with no disrespect. We've all been there and it's part of the shock of arriving.

Generally, I had a good night on Burgos. Yes, it's expensive (200 p for a fucking COKE!) But that's no surprise. Bottoms had the best music to be able to sit, relax and enjoy / partake of the girls. Plan Be did have the bikini bods that I liked so that may be an option if a few of the group want that. I may have barfined there if I was out to party for the night, but I wasn't. I'm sure Claire would have friends in various bars. All the better girls talk and move around over time. The minor bars were hardly worth a visit, though.

Enjoy, G.

[Member #4698]

Goferring, I believe the early bird pricing is still in effect, but the quality of afternoon girls is not the same as the prime time line up. But everyone has different tastes. It's worth a look / see in the afternoon, but I prefer to go there around 9:30 to 10 pm.

Engine Driver, Claire looks hot, but I recommend all new punters go to Bottoms, check out the lineup, see who you like, and who turns you on in the bar before making any selections. I have had a lot of fun in Bottoms being entertained by 1, 2, even 3 girls simultaneously. Bottoms is one of my favorite bars in all of Asia! That said, I think Kojax has an even better lineup of lookers and the Kojax girls are better dancers. I can only add that Kojax is not as wild a hands-on bar as Bottoms. Few bars are.

[Goferring]

Bottoms opens at 2:00 pm and closes at 5:00
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The mamasan at the entrance said bar fine before 7:00 pm was 2,500 or 2,800 (US $45-$52) and the girl's tip would need to be 2,000+ ($37).

I just found this. Is it still valid: split BF and tip before / after 19:00 at Bottoms?

It's probably better to just to organize directly with the girl for a day time visit but may be an option for someone who doesn't have digits.

[Gern]

Oh how I wish I were there to partake in this fiesta! I'll be back in one week, so I will be putting in my order for one or the other of the mammary cousins.

Thanks for all your help, Engine Driver, and for the delightful colour commentary, Goferring!

Fact check 😁:

Claire is going to be with her father in the Province. That's what she told me. 😉 😇.

Are you telling me that other guys here have fallen in love with her from 2 photos and are sending cute WAs to keep in touch? After all the warnings on the board! Really! 🤣 🙄. 💔.

Those tits are no where near as good as Claire's. 🤔.

So you want me to spend $200 to test ride someone nearly as good as a AC hooker? 🤯.

Or just grab another beer. She'll be back at 7:30:3, 3, 3 k. 💲 ⏱.

Your visit to Sydney should be for free for all the business you are drumming up for her. 🏪.

Just in case someone didn't notice all the smileys, I was joking 😁.

I'll probably drop in. Just for one beer. . . .

[Goferring]

Fact check 😁:

Bit of an update from Bottoms. Claire is travelling to Sydney on 21 Jan for about 10 days to check out the job opportunity. Her Aunt also lives there.

Claire is going to be with her father in the Province. That's what she told me. 😉 😇.

If she doesn't respond immediately to your texts on Whatsapp, it's because hookers are busy people who don't keep schedules. They are notoriously unreliable.

Are you telling me that other guys here have fallen in love with her from 2 photos and are sending cute WAs to keep in touch? After all the warnings on the board! Really! 🤣 🙄. 💔.

Claire has a cute, 20-year old cousin called Ariana who also works nights at Bottoms. She's well stacked. She's not in the model category, but prettier than 90% of the hookers you might see in AC. Someone should take Ariana for a test drive and report back.

Those tits are no where near as good as Claire's. 🤔.

So you want me to spend $200 to test ride someone nearly as good as a AC hooker? 🤯.

If you want to meet Claire or Ariana before Kenny Korea gets his grubby hands on them at 7. 00 pm, just PM me for the contact number.

Or just grab another beer. She'll be back at 7:30:3, 3, 3 k. 💲 ⏱.

Always happy to help.

Your visit to Sydney should be for free for all the business you are drumming up for her. 🏪.

Just in case someone didn't notice all the smileys, I was joking 😁.

I'll probably drop in. Just for one beer. . . .

[Engine Driver]

Bit of an update from Bottoms. Claire is travelling to Sydney on 21 Jan for about 10 days to check out the job opportunity. Her Aunt also lives there. If she doesn't respond immediately to your texts on Whatsapp, it's because hookers are busy people who don't keep schedules. They are notoriously unreliable. That's why they are hookers and we aren't.

Claire has a cute, 20-year old cousin called Ariana who also works nights at Bottoms. She's well stacked. She's not in the model category, but prettier than 90% of the hookers you might see in AC. Someone should take Ariana for a test drive and report back.

If you want to meet Claire or Ariana before Kenny Korea gets his grubby hands on them at 7. 00 pm, just PM me for the contact number. Always happy to help.

[KrisMonger]

So $2 k split between 5 guys to have a night they will tell their grandsons about. It's a no brainer.

Do you need a 6th?

I'm not kidding.

Thanks both for info! G. no issues if you want to be the 6th wheel. Got to deal with some picky old farts though!

[D Cups]

Quite a few board members have now fucked Claire and she's become our unofficial Burgos mascot.

Yes, including yours truly. Thanks Mr. Driver. Expensive but nice. Cheers.

[Goferring]

As Goferring has mentioned, it won't be cheap by Phillipines standard. It will be USD $200 per girl, plus food and drink, but it will be worth it.

So $2 k split between 5 guys to have a night they will tell their grandsons about. It's a no brainer.

Do you need a 6th?

I'm not kidding.

[Goferring]

She's visiting Australia in a few weeks as some other rich, dickhead monger has sponsored her with a promise of a job as his personal assistant in his Australian company (all true, you can't make this shit up. I'm not sure how she got the Australian visa!). That rich, dickhead monger is not me, but I have arranged to meet with her in Sydney! I just need to find a hotel in my own fuckin' city and hope no one sees me. She's a real traffic stopper. I'd also be arrested for carrying a deadly weapon.

Here a few more pictures of the lovely Miss Claire. Try not to stare at those perfect, natural tits.

Let me guess. . . . Pretty girl gets offered great job on the condition that lots of overtime is provided gratis to the boss. Girl arrives to find that there has been a problem with the HR paperwork so said job is not quite ready. She's still expected to do the OT though. This goes on until the boss is bored, his wife finds out or the Visa expires. She then wins a one way ticket back home. Never heard that story before. 🙄. 😁.

I must say very well done on getting someone to import your own favourite girl and fly her to your home town. Bonus points there. 👍 👍.

Enjoy, G.

[Engine Driver]

Are you in Manila? If not, just email Bottoms or similar in Burgos. They will send you photos and you / your buddies pick.

Not cheap but easy and pretty reliable that you will get fun lookers.

Of course you could just PM Engine Driver. I'm sure the lovely Claire has friends.

Dear Kris Monger,

I did connect with a pimpette in Makati on WeChat, but she kept sending me pictures of complete fuglies, so I deleted her.

Claire from Bottoms would certainly be able to line up 5 model type hookers for you (including herself). They will be stunning and will perform very well. As Goferring has mentioned, it won't be cheap by Phillipines standard. It will be USD $200 per girl, plus food and drink, but it will be worth it. These girls entertain wealthy, foreign men every day, so will know what you expect. PM me if you want Claire's new number. Yes, new number, which proves RK's theory about girls and phones.

Quite a few board members have now fucked Claire and she's become our unofficial Burgos mascot. We followed her through the Miss Bottoms contest, where she won the the Miss Eco Tourism title. I wonder if that means she gets to cut the ribbon at the opening of the new shit farm at Sabang? She recently went on a holiday to Hong Kong with a monger. She's visiting Australia in a few weeks as some other rich, dickhead monger has sponsored her with a promise of a job as his personal assistant in his Australian company (all true, you can't make this shit up. I'm not sure how she got the Australian visa!). That rich, dickhead monger is not me, but I have arranged to meet with her in Sydney! I just need to find a hotel in my own fuckin' city and hope no one sees me. She's a real traffic stopper. I'd also be arrested for carrying a deadly weapon.

Here a few more pictures of the lovely Miss Claire. Try not to stare at those perfect, natural tits.

[Kabul Guy]

I have been striking out connecting via CL with folks that say they can help me put together a party for a group of 5 that's visiting PL. My buddies are picky and want to score model types and too lazy to go hunt when they get there! If anyone can PM me info with some handler that can get me lined up with girls and other things. Would much appreciate it!

Kris.

Mostly fuglies on CL in my experence.

If you want stunners and are too lazy to hunt pay up and order up a party through smoochi. They should be able to put together a party but be prepared for the bill.

[Goferring]

I have been striking out connecting via CL with folks that say they can help me put together a party for a group of 5 that's visiting PL. My buddies are picky and want to score model types and too lazy to go hunt when they get there! If anyone can PM me info with some handler that can get me lined up with girls and other things. Would much appreciate it!

Kris.

Are you in Manila? If not, just email Bottoms or similar in Burgos. They will send you photos and you / your buddies pick.

Not cheap but easy and pretty reliable that you will get fun lookers.

Of course you could just PM Engine Driver. I'm sure the lovely Claire has friends.

So after the mamasan agreed to the swap over, I picked out 'Claire', who was an absolute stunner, and totally stacked.
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Just PM me for the number.