Manila

[Cunning Stunt]

Shuffling? I DREAM of shuffling. I go around in a chair and have to hire three women at once - One to fuck and two to lift me on and off!

Hahaha - in view of your advanced age and your handle, did you know that you can now get Viagra in powder form to put in your tea. Perfect for you! It won't enhance your sex life but it does stop your biscuits from going soft.

[Strikesfun]

Houziwang great reply to Bajuaku interesting to see if the advice will be listen to. Been going to Phil over 10 years and see this frequently. Guys with wife or girl friend meet Phil girl find love get caught or bring home a std then blame the Phils girls. They make the choice and then try to past the blame. No talking to them but lets see what happens.

[Member #4214]

Now, I need opinions on the following from seasoned mongers:

1. Should I stay put in AC and enjoy the delicacies there? Or should I head to Manila and enjoy my stay with previous BF? She seemed to enjoy me very much and we still talk over the phone every fortnight.

2. What would be a valid reason for me to go there? My nature of work does not require to travel internationally and I do not want the wife to smell something fishy!

Not sure where you hail from, or your exact circumstances, but I'll give you a somewhat different reply, on assumption you are a westerner and are traveling halfway around the world to pursue this.

You've heard all the good excuses for going to the PI, but unless you make these excuses real, nobody with common sense is going to buy it. If you say you want to go scuba diving, you need to take classes, and make a number of dive outings in your local area. Make diving a real part of your life. The same goes with the other excuses - you have to make them real, so that even to yourself they are real, or they won't be real to anyone.

Most people know, or figure out fast enough, that men don't travel alone to the PI just to take in some sights. Now maybe your spouse doesn't want to know the truth and is grateful that you throw her the bone of a lie. In a best case scenario she accepts the lie, and reinforces it to friends and relatives, because she herself wants to keep up appearances and not rock the boat. If you are so lucky to have such a wife, I envy you.

More likely though, you have to prepare for the inevitable confrontation when those around you challenge your excuses. If indeed you've fallen in love with the Filipina GFE, you need to begin thinking seriously about how this could potentially turn your life upside down.

My money says you are not going to successfully get away with a charade. Your two worlds will collide, sooner rather than later. Maybe that is good, maybe bad. Anyway, I just thought the discussion was a tad bit deluded ...

Hash House Harriers really? They have a chapter in literally every city of Asia. The poor guy still needs a tale for why he wants to travel halfway around the world just to go on a fun run.

Simply put, none of this BS will fly with anyone with an ounce of common sense. Don't kid yourself.

[Teacup]

So you are the geriatric old bastard that I see shuffling his zimmer around Ermita!

Shuffling? I DREAM of shuffling. I go around in a chair and have to hire three women at once - One to fuck and two to lift me on and off!

[Cunning Stunt]

So telling my friends I am going to Manila to see the sites will not raise eyebrows? Great! :)

Forget the Manila Bay sunset or the walls of Intramuros. This to my eyes is the very best sight in Manila. Always raises my eyebrows (and other things). Any one care to demur?

The clam could lose its beard though.

Yeah, not far off! It is more the overwhelming selection though!

I thought that was half the appeal. So you are the geriatric old bastard that I see shuffling his zimmer around Ermita!

[Teacup]

You feel old in LA Cafe......? What are you two hundred years old :confused:

Yeah, not far off! It is more the overwhelming selection though!

[Jambo]

I particularly like Gangles' idea. Hash House Harriers. What a trerrific reason as I am an avid runner!

Sign up to do some charity work. I had and uncle went to Indonesia and dug wells (I don't know why the locals can't dig their own wells).

[Warbucks]

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[Teacup]

Well done! Two nights drinking in or near Del Pilar and it appears that you didn't once step foot into LA Cafe main. 10 out of 10 for originality or perversity. Can't quite decide which:).

LA cafe is a bit like the cereal aisle at Kroger for me. Too many selections - I would just stand there like a moron trying to figure out what I really want.

Besides, the music is hardly my taste, and I feel very old in there - or at least I did last year. Nothing against the place, just prefered the others!

[Bajuaku]

Hi all,

Thank you for your concerns and suggestions. I can always rely on you guys when it come to matter like this.

I particularly like Gangles' idea. Hash House Harriers. What a trerrific reason as I am an avid runner! I can't possibly PM you Gangles as I am not a senior member. Any other way we can communicate?

I will post an FR once I finished my trip. Full story from getting the license from the wife and the conclusion of the trip. Heheh.

Baj

[Member #4698]

My advice is go no matter what people think. Once you have been here for a couple of days and made love to a bunch of women that are more beautiful than any woman who would even look at you in the "western world" you will laugh at people who look down on you.

The truth is everyone else is the loser. We are the winners because we are enjoying life to the fullest without caring what others think! Just my opinion, don't disregard it until you've tried it.

D1 has a very good point. But I understand that SOME PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Like employers or Uncle Charles/Aunt May, or your uptight sister. OK.

Tell these folks that you are going to the Philippines to enjoy the beautiful unspoiled beaches, the world class scuba diving, and the friendly hospitality of the English speaking Philippine people. Tell them you want to relax and you can't do that in the high rise International Hotel environment like Cancun or Honolulu. That ought to be enough BS to hold 'them. And like all really good BS, it's true!

Then go to PI and fuck your brains out!

[Ben2]

Hello Ben2, when anyone accuses you of going to Phils, or Thailand or any SERA country fopr sex, just remind them that they are hypocrites.

There are more prostitutes per head of population in Australia, and most western countries, than there are in Thailand, or the Philippines.

In Australia you can get sex in any form you want, hetero, homo, sadism, bondage, young boys, young girls, phone sex, lapdances, bucks parties, anything. Almost anywhere, almost any time.

Every local paper, including my own little town, has between a half and full page of advertisements by prostitutes every day. Brothels are legal. In fact, if a developer wants to open a brothel next door to your house, as long as the legal requirements are satisfied, you have no recourse. In my own little town's paper today, I counted 30 advertisements by prostitutes for their services, plus our government sanctioned brothel.

The worlds largest organised sex tour is in Australia. It is called the gay and lesbian festival, and it is promoted by government.

For example, Germany has about 400,000 professional prostitutes. In 2002, legislation allowed prostitutes to advertise and enter into formal labour contracts. It opened the way for them to get health insurance, previously refused if they listed their true profession.

Annual revenues are about £12.3bn, according to an estimate by the Verdi services union. Taxes on prostitution are an important source of income for some cities. These figures dwarf the prostitution industries in developing countries.

Spain has about 300,000 prostitutes.

Prostitution is also legal and regulated in the Netherlands, Austria, Switzerland, Hungary, Greece, Turkey, in some parts of Australia, and the US state of Nevada.

Tell them to stuff it.

Gangles

Interesting. And when one USCIS starts giving me shit.... I DO FIRE back.....I do tell the man...I don't have to tell you why or what for I go to where ever it is I am going. Ain't your business. I am an American citizen re-entering the U.S....I am not wanted...your job is just to make sure I can enter legally, have nothing illegal on me, etc...as for all other questions...no law says I have to answer them.
Two can play this game...now get me your supervisor....I have done nothing wrong. Keep the laptop and cell phone...it's wiped clean anyway!
I detest LE...but we need then.....and I agree we need them, however, most are self righteous, melodramatic, sanctimonious hypocrites….when you challenge them because you ARE right, they resent it and want to fuck you over just to show their power.

[Gangles]

Hi, Bajuaku,

you asked for ideas about how to justify your travels to the Philippines.

Here is one.

There is a very big, world wide running organisation/club called the Hash House Harriers. It is a cross country sport.

Some people refer to a bunch of runners with a drinking problem, or a bunch of drinkers with a running problem.

Just google "hash house harriers". Add your home town, and most likely there will be a Hash chapter there.

And there are many national and international events. I am going to a Hash event in Boracay, Phils, on the first weekend in March. So I get there a bit early, and stay for a while after. The Phils is renowned for lots of hash chapters, so it is easy to string a bunch of runs together as a justification.

And it is free, except for a small fee that you pay per run or event.

And the missus will probably be excited that you are getting fit.

PM me back if you want more info.

Gangles

[Gangles]

Hello Ben2, when anyone accuses you of going to Phils, or Thailand or any SERA country fopr sex, just remind them that they are hypocrites.

There are more prostitutes per head of population in Australia, and most western countries, than there are in Thailand, or the Philippines.

In Australia you can get sex in any form you want, hetero, homo, sadism, bondage, young boys, young girls, phone sex, lapdances, bucks parties, anything. Almost anywhere, almost any time.

Every local paper, including my own little town, has between a half and full page of advertisements by prostitutes every day. Brothels are legal. In fact, if a developer wants to open a brothel next door to your house, as long as the legal requirements are satisfied, you have no recourse. In my own little town's paper today, I counted 30 advertisements by prostitutes for their services, plus our government sanctioned brothel.

The worlds largest organised sex tour is in Australia. It is called the gay and lesbian festival, and it is promoted by government.

For example, Germany has about 400,000 professional prostitutes. In 2002, legislation allowed prostitutes to advertise and enter into formal labour contracts. It opened the way for them to get health insurance, previously refused if they listed their true profession.

Annual revenues are about £12.3bn, according to an estimate by the Verdi services union. Taxes on prostitution are an important source of income for some cities. These figures dwarf the prostitution industries in developing countries.

Spain has about 300,000 prostitutes.

Prostitution is also legal and regulated in the Netherlands, Austria, Switzerland, Hungary, Greece, Turkey, in some parts of Australia, and the US state of Nevada.

Tell them to stuff it.

Gangles

[Cunning Stunt]

Solo Bar Crawl on M.H. Pilar - Actually two!

Well done! Two nights drinking in or near Del Pilar and it appears that you didn't once step foot into LA Cafe main. 10 out of 10 for originality or perversity. Can't quite decide which:).