Manila

[Amboy Whorist]

Pumpkinko thanks for your tips. I have also seen the women leave Maligaya when it closes but have not approached them yet. I'll test out your technique. Also where is the Matrix - what city and streets?

Thanks

Or. Hit the walkers North of Matrix. If they claim 1000 or 1500 say. It’s 6:30 AM. What are your choices. It’s me or no money. Of course be a bit nicer. I always play the – golly I wasn’t looking but if you’re up for it. I mean I had two girls not want to travel to Cavite so they offered me 800 for both (too bad my wife was back at our apartment – so not a move I could make).

I’m not saying I pay 500 every time for Makati but 1000 is pretty normal and 1500 I gotta have a reason. There are girls who know me who like me. We have fun. We talk. I buy them food, etc. Simple stuff. They’d rather get in off the street for less to hang with you a nice guy then take their chances.

Another trick is hit the massage parlors (Pheonix, Imperial, etc.). A lot of those girls have to go 2+ hors home. I had one who would just stay with me instead of taking a cab home. Why spend 200 on a cab when you have a semi-boyfriend, a warm shower (remember most homes don’t have hot water) and you’re two blocks from work.

[Pumpkinko]

Great post Amboy. I am not trying to start a flame war. 400 for a girl in a scary part of town. Hmmm. Yes, I know this is a Manila thread and I’m a bit of a Makati chap.

You can take a semi pro home from Greenbelt for 500 for cab fare. One of my favorite tricks is this. At my business I am on the phone with the U. S. Almost all night. I get off work at 6 AM. So I head up to Burgos. The girls are getting out of some places. There is this mini-van that drives about 20 of them home up on Kalayan by the burned out club. They will walk by you and ask you to take them home – their alternative is sleeping all day in the dorm and making no money. 500 ain’t that bad. I like picking them up in pairs.

Or. Hit the walkers North of Matrix. If they claim 1000 or 1500 say. It’s 6:30 AM. What are your choices. It’s me or no money. Of course be a bit nicer. I always play the – golly I wasn’t looking but if you’re up for it. I mean I had two girls not want to travel to Cavite so they offered me 800 for both (too bad my wife was back at our apartment – so not a move I could make).

I’m not saying I pay 500 every time for Makati but 1000 is pretty normal and 1500 I gotta have a reason. There are girls who know me who like me. We have fun. We talk. I buy them food, etc. Simple stuff. They’d rather get in off the street for less to hang with you a nice guy then take their chances.

Another trick is hit the massage parlors (Pheonix, Imperial, etc.). A lot of those girls have to go 2+ hors home. I had one who would just stay with me instead of taking a cab home. Why spend 200 on a cab when you have a semi-boyfriend, a warm shower (remember most homes don’t have hot water) and you’re two blocks from work.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Amboy Whorist]

If you can pass for a local, ride the local transit, and are a hobbiest you can’t help but notice that signs for GRO’s wanted (Guest Relation Officer: an official job title that requires periodic health check ups) seem to abound in all kinds of places. I’ve always been curious of those small KTV (karoke places) that clearly cater to locals but I’ve been wary to check them out because I know I will have to fess up to being a Balikbayan (Someone of Filipino decent but living abroad and are just visiting). I’ll bite the bullet on this eventually and give you guys a heads up.

When I am up to it I just drop all pretense and come across as a gregarious American who happens to be Filipino. This actually always seems to work in my favor but sometimes you should just be wary. Plus I am sure it changes how they feel they can charge me.

Anyway I have also always wondered about who uses those hourly rate hotels in Quiapo (and other places). I know there are a number of girlie bars on Quezon Blvd [Manila] and Rizal Ave. But I figured there must be street walkers as well. BTW, I do not recommend that anyone who does not look like a local try what I did. I was a street kid from a major American city and even my spidersense was ringing the entire time on a few streets.

I was walking the area near Isetan Mall where the LRT and MRT run (Claro M. Recto Ave, Quezon Blvd, and Rizal Ave.) I saw a few scary ass Shabu/glue fiends who I would not fuck with someone elses dick. Then as I was about to give up, I saw one of those thin cute, morena girls who asked, "Gusto mo Gimick. (do you want a date/do something) To which I replied "Oo, magkano yan? " (Yes, how much). To my shock she said "400 lang". So I said OK. I saw her on Rizal Ave. About 150 meters south of Recto.

Immediately she started to walk fast and I followed. The entire time I was thinking "is this a good idea" all the while I start to look around to see if I was being followed. Instinctively I grabbed a pen so I was ready to use it as a weapon if need be. She was walking so fast I had to rush to keep up but she did at least always look back to see if I was following.

I think she led me up Soler St. And then left into some alley. About 25 meters in she went into a lit door way. It was a stair way that. How do I put this. It looked like it was built to third world standards for little people. But it was clean and I still felt like I could cover my ass. Finally at the top of the stairs I could hear a TV and there were children watching it and then there was an old lady at a desk with an alter to the Virgin Mary behind her. It was very surreal. The most surreal part was hearing it was only 125 pesos for an hour.

When we got to the room it was a small cubicle with a plastic covered bed. She undressed but kept her T-Shirt on until I agreed to pay 500 instead of 400. She ended up being a dead fish with a bad attitude. I did learn a new word though. She was so not into it I went soft to which she would wine "Pasok" (enter), "pasok na" (enter already).

She did no fore play and when I brought this up she said "my husband is in the next room will get mad if I do anything else". At this point in retrospect I can see that only the little head was thinking. Bottom line I ended up giving her a total of P1200 for the worse fuck of my life. I did get a sense of what to locals do for paid sex and that was at least interesting.

The lesson I learned was "adventures are fun, be clear of what you want and ask for it (kinda hard with the language issues at times), don’t be a cheap fuck, and most importantly if it don't feel right walk away".

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Amboy Whorist]

If you can pass for a local, ride the local transit, and are a hobbiest you can’t help but notice that signs for GRO’s wanted (Guest Relation Officer: an official job title that requires periodic health check ups) seem to abound in all kinds of places. I’ve always been curious of those small KTV (karoke places) that clearly cater to locals but I’ve been wary to check them out because I know I will have to fess up to being a Balikbayan (Someone of Filipino decent but living abroud and are just visiting). I’ll bite the bullet on this eventually and give you guys a heads up.

When I am up to it I just drop all pretense and come across as a gregarious American who happens to be Filipino. This actually always seems to work in my favor but sometimes you should just be wary. Plus I am sure it changes how they feel they can charge me.

Anyway I have also always wondered about who uses those hourly rate hotels in Quiapo (and other places). I know there are a number of girlie bars on Quezon Blvd [Manila] and Rizal Ave. but I figured there must be street walkers as well. BTW, I do not recommend that anyone who does not look like a local try what I did. I was a street kid from a major American city and even my spidersense was ringing the entire time on a few streets.

I was walking the area near Isetan Mall where the LRT and MRT run (Claro M. Recto Ave, Quezon Blvd, and Rizal Ave.) I saw a few scary ass Shabu/glue fiends who I would not fuck with someone elses dick. Then as I was about to give up, I saw one of those thin cute, morena girls who asked, “Gusto mo Gimick. (do you want a date/do something) To which I replied “Oo, magkano yan?” (Yes, how much). To my shock she said “400 lang”. So I said OK. I saw her on Rizal Ave. about 150 meters south of Recto.

Immediately she started to walk fast and I followed. The entire time I was thinking “is this a good idea” all the while I start to look around to see if I was being followed. Instinctively I grabbed a pen so I was ready to use it as a weapon if need be. She was walking so fast I had to rush to keep up but she did at least always look back to see if I was following.

I think she led me up Soler St. and then left into some alley. About 25 meters in she went into a lit door way. It was a stair way that… how do I put this. .. it looked like it was built to third world standards for little people. But it was clean and I still felt like I could cover my ass. Finally at the top of the stairs I could hear a TV and there were children watching it and then there was an old lady at a desk with an alter to the Virgin Mary behind her. It was very surreal. The most surreal part was hearing it was only 125 pesos for an hour.

When we got to the room it was a small cubicle with a plastic covered bed. She undressed but kept her T-Shirt on until I agreed to pay 500 instead of 400. She ended up being a dead fish with a bad attitude. I did learn a new word though. She was so not into it I went soft to which she would wine “Pasok” (enter), “pasok na” (enter already ).

She did no fore play and when I brought this up she said “my husband is in the next room will get mad if I do anything else”. At this point in retrospect I can see that only the little head was thinking. Bottom line I ended up giving her a total of P1200 for the worse fuck of my life. I did get a sense of what to locals do for paid sex and that was at least interesting.

The lesson I learned was “adventures are fun, be clear of what you want and ask for it (kinda hard with the language issues at times), don’t be a cheap fuck, and most importantly if it don't feel right walk away".

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Woodman]

I will be spending a couple days in Manila, and will be staying at the Hyatt. I understand that the Hyatt is GF - is that correct? Where is the best and closest place to monger?

[Botaki]

I have used Amazonia many times. Rates are 400 to 600P. When you leave LA Café, turn left and go one block, Amazonia is on the right. I pay for the room and turn on the air conditioning and go back downstairs for another drink with the girl. The rooms are very hot and bring your own condoms, they charge 100P each.

Thanks mate. Was that the ole FIREHOUSE disco downstairs? /. Pre-Lim-memories. :.)

[Notanocker]

I booked on the Internet - weekly rate P2800/night (not including breakfast) for a one bedroom suite. Daily rate would be P3584 so a substantual saving. Upon arrival at the hotel at 0845 off a redeye, close to full A320 two hour late Cebu Pacific flight ex Jakarta, my room was ready. Bellboy commented that they were only at 30 per cent occupancy but said as Christmas approached, occupancy would rise. The fittings in the one bedroom suite were first class. Two televisions - one in lounge, one in bedroom, and ditto for aircon, though the one in the lounge area was modern and noiseless; the one in the bedroom was noisy. Excellent storage space with a proper built in wardrobe in the bedroom and a large entertainment unit in the lounge. Two chairs and a round breakfast table as well as one two person sofa and one lounge chair completed the loungeroom while the bedroom had a queen and a single bed, and a rectangular, well lit table with chair. While the bathroom was a bit poky, it was adequate. Extensive room service menu available. Brekky available for P275 extra but I preferred to walk 300 metres to Robinsons Place Mall, Ermita and avail there. Free newspaper all day. A horribly confused rooster who crew for 10 minutes each morning between 0030 and 0130 instead of at dawn, and construction work at a building site along A. Mabini St using an archaic steam-driven pile-driver were the only annoyances. I will certainly stay here again, and yes, GF.

[Robbaf]

Any short time hotel near LA Cafe? I have see a Victoria Motel in Pasay..anything nearer?

I have used Amazonia many times. Rates are 400 to 600P. When you leave LA Café, turn left and go one block, Amazonia is on the right. I pay for the room and turn on the air conditioning and go back downstairs for another drink with the girl. The rooms are very hot and bring your own condoms, they charge 100P each.

[Lenience]

Probably the nearest is at Amazonia, and you can pick up a friend to join you and your other friend there.

[Amadeuss]

Any short time hotel near LA Cafe? I have see a Victoria Motel in Pasay..anything nearer?

[Lenience]

Was in Ermita a month ago and since I had had a very nice time at the Grand Boulevard Hotel fishbowl "sauna" back in March, I went back there. Got up to the 8th floor and there was pandemonium - they shooed me away and said it was temporarily closed. Looked like some staff were still on the way out to the stairs. Anyone know if it is open again and what happened? My guess is that there was a LE raid and somebody didn't pay off.

[OptimusPrime]

I wonder if covered BJ's are the norm at AF1. I really want to check that place out as I have heard that the girls can be pretty hot looking but if I wanted Tijuana service (covered BJ's, mechanical service) I can just go to TJ. Covered BJ's are worthless. Zero sensation. I have never had a covered BJ in AC and have also never caught anything. Spare me the with the condom police comments as I have found that most of the guys that preach condom use are chronic barebackers who don't want anyone else barebacking.

[Fun Dog]

Sugoi - Apologies and you may be right but we did not really go downstairs as the captain mentioned to us it is the same girls....maybe due to competition between his girls and the other set of girls. Will definitely go for a lookie next tiem we are at AF1.

FreebieFan - Funny and "Not Amused" must have been going through your mind during your incident at Utopia. We were inspecting the fishbowl and then looked around the sofa/walls/furniture and realised the upkeep of the place was terrible, which prompted us to give the place a skip. We were lucky as we had a rented a van witha driver for the 10 of us.

Will be in Hong Kong next week and will post my FR then for your guys to enjoy especially the Mongkok scene and the "1 Lau 1 Fung" where the single P4P lady operates the service out of her apartment and have a homely feel. The apartment usually has a sign at the door and 2-3 stools outside her door for punters to wait their turn and service will cost between HKD400-600 depending on the quality.

Will post my next FR re KL especially the Karaoke and MP scene as did a tour, courtesy of my fellow mongers in the next few days.

[Sugoi]

The Long Weekend


Day 1

Started my journey into Air-force One (Health Spa and Karaoke), which is located in Paranaque City, located 10 mins from the airport and 45mins from Makati.

Went into the Spa which is called Flight 168 and the friendly captain, called Dick(no pun intended) showed us the goldfish bowl which had a selection of at least 50 girls to choose from and our eyes went berserk and brain went into overtime trying to choose our first “joy” of the day.

Happy hour prices (before 7pm) were PHP1200 for the room & massage and girls were PHP1200. If after 7pm, then the room/massage is now PHP1500 and the same goes for the girls. This is called economy class flight and if you fancy, there is also a business class flight for PHP2500 per room/massage and girls will also cost PHP2500.(Do note the girls are the same for all flight class)

Great report. The only thing I would point out is that the girls are not the same for each class. The Business Class is downstairs and has a different set of girls...

[FreebieFan]

Great report Fun Dog. Reminds me of my own 20 hour drinking and sex mrathons in Manila.

Your lucky that you didn't get to go upstairs in Utopia. The health club near the airport.

I was there last month. Crappest rooms I've EVER been in. And I've been in a few, including a memorable one in Cebu where the ceiling leaked everywhere when it rained.

Anyways went upstairs in Utopia with one fair maiden. Got in shower with her. The shower head flew off and water came pouring out the spout.

Changed rooms and got in shower with her. The drain was filled with Filipina head hair. Was horrible.

One final try. The shower didn't work.

They gave me 50% discount on the room. They should have given me 50% on the girl. I ended up wanking myself to glory.

Why do these places not inspect their product. Or why do they think we are all happy to put up with shitholes.