Manila

[Sxxxx]

Yes. They come running and barking, even the toothless ones. Anyone planning on take out had better have a leash and collar handy. Once an entire pack rushed me and I yelled at the waitress, "Who let the dogs out?

Brings back memories of that favourite song "Who let the dogs out" , and Cebu years ago, when I was doing "doggie' on a girl and called out "Woof woof" as I did her. Must take a copy of that song with me next trip, and, re-enact my youth, and Cebu years ago.

WR, have you got any doggie stories or suggestions?

[Chocha Monger]

I find, if you enter La Cafe you do not need even a dog whistle, they all come running towards you.

Short, fat, old, doesn't seem to worry them at all.

I'm talking about the girls, not me.

Yes. They come running and barking, even the toothless ones. Anyone planning on take out had better have a leash and collar handy. Once an entire pack rushed me and I yelled at the waitress, "Who let the dogs out?

[MohdirFan82]

I used to go to L. A cafe, and I never paid more than 1000 Peso, and one time I paid 1500 peso because she went above and beyond. I hardly see a good quality FLs in LA cafe.

I had to stop a night in Manila recently, and having read all the reports here and on other sites I made a visit to the LA Cafe. It was midnight and full to bursting point with freelancers. But on the 80/20 rule I'd say that only 20% looked attractive enough to shag. 20% of a shitload is still good odds tho! I was shown to a bar stool by a waitress and as soon as she'd left with my order I was accosted by a group of girls wanting to keep me company. Unfortunately they were of the 80% I wouldn't touch and were spoiling my view of the bar and the bar's view of me, effectively cock blocking me, a most annoying waste of my time. As soon as this group of girls got the message and left I was joined by another unattractive cock blocker. This was repeated a couple of time until I eventually caught the eye of a little brown skinned cutie with long curly hair and a tight white t-shirt. She smiled and I smiled back. The cock blocker was still there so I waved the cutie over and offered her a drink. The cock blocker left. Hint taken! So cutie said she was Charmaine, 26 from Boracay. I asked her how much to come back to my hotel and she h-ball quoted 4000 PHP short time. After a short negotiation we agreed on 2500 . I realise with hindsight that that was probably too much, so I apologise for spoiling the market. It was my first time here.

Back to the hotel and we showered together and got down to business. She was GFE from the start, plenty of DFK. I sucked her tits and fingered her pussy gently, while she played with my dick. She was soaking wet and moaning enthusiastically. On with a condom and I entered her missionary..

[Sxxxx]

Anyone going to LA Caf to get laid should carry a dog whistle. Yes. The women there are that ugly!

I find, if you enter La Cafe you do not need even a dog whistle, they all come running towards you.

Short, fat, old, doesn't seem to worry them at all.

I'm talking about the girls, not me.

[Sxxxx]

Dear Mr Sxxxx, while WR is on a well deserved break, you are doing an excellent job as his fill in and responding to PMs from newbies. You should ask for a pay rise.

Fortunately for me, WR is back from his short break. Where would ISG be without him?

I don't know how or where he finds the energy and time to respond to all those unpaid members questions.

There is a place for him in Monger Heaven.

[Free2]

I had to stop a night in Manila recently, and having read all the reports here and on other sites I made a visit to the LA Cafe. It was midnight and full to bursting point with freelancers. But on the 80/20 rule I'd say that only 20% looked attractive enough to shag. 20% of a shitload is still good odds tho! I was shown to a bar stool by a waitress and as soon as she'd left with my order I was accosted by a group of girls wanting to keep me company. Unfortunately they were of the 80% I wouldn't touch and were spoiling my view of the bar and the bar's view of me, effectively cock blocking me, a most annoying waste of my time. As soon as this group of girls got the message and left I was joined by another unattractive cock blocker. This was repeated a couple of time until I eventually caught the eye of a little brown skinned cutie with long curly hair and a tight white t-shirt. She smiled and I smiled back. The cock blocker was still there so I waved the cutie over and offered her a drink. The cock blocker left. Hint taken! So cutie said she was Charmaine, 26 from Boracay. I asked her how much to come back to my hotel and she h-ball quoted 4000 PHP short time. After a short negotiation we agreed on 2500 . I realise with hindsight that that was probably too much, so I apologise for spoiling the market. It was my first time here.

Back to the hotel and we showered together and got down to business. She was GFE from the start, plenty of DFK. I sucked her tits and fingered her pussy gently, while she played with my dick. She was soaking wet and moaning enthusiastically. On with a condom and I entered her missionary. She moved her hips in sync and wrapped her legs around me while I worked up a good rhythm and she said she came. Then we moved to cowgirl. She was able to changed pace and rode me enthusiastically, changing from back and forth to up and down until I eventually blew by load. After a very quick kiss and cuddle she was getting dressed and running out of the door 2500 pesos better off.

Face 9.

Body 8.

Skills 8.

Attitude 6.

If I find myself in Manila again I would probably pay another visit to LA Cafe but the cock blocking by the fatties and derelicts is annoying. It is also in a shitty area that is more shitty after dark.

Great report, man. Love it when guys jump into the deep end!

My only word of advice is do not let the cock blockers slow you down for 1 second. I have never thought of them as cock blockers because I nicely send them on their way as soon as they show the slightest interest.

Also, don't let the waitress show you where to sit. Walk in like you own the place, walk around. The old heifers saw you as a newbie and pounced immediately. They saw you allow the server show you a seat. They also probably saw you walk in and stop. Wide eyed!! Hahahaha!! I am not ridiculing you at all, we all have the first time! It is just to pass on some knowledge for all the other newbies coming along. If I cant find a place to sit I TELL the waiter where I want to sit and she will kick the girls away from the table (who are just sitting there doing jack shit). The girls go scurrying.

Old heifers never bother me there because they see that I know it it works. Just wave them off. They get it.

[LuvAsianTang]

I tried this request in other areas with little response so I'm trying it here.

Hello fellow punters, I just moved to tanza cavite and I'm looking for some massage / happy pee pee action. Can anyone head me in the right direction? The little wifie is away and I feel the need to play. Thanks in advance, LAT.

[Engine Driver]

Yes that was a good La Cafe report and a helpful guide to anyone who has yet to go there.

Appreciated.

Dear Mr Sxxxx, while WR is on a well deserved break, you are doing an excellent job as his fill in and responding to PMs from newbies. You should ask for a pay rise.

[Wicked Roger]

I had to stop a night in Manila recently, and having read all the reports here and on other sites I made a visit to the LA Cafe.
If I find myself in Manila again I would probably pay another visit to LA Cafe but the cock blocking by the fatties and derelicts is annoying. It is also in a shitty area that is more shitty after dark.

Good FR Sammy and one many newbs should rad and understand rather than ask questions. Good read.

LAC is not my cup of tea, been there, got T shirt and now won't return. Friends wife goes there to pick up for sex parties as lives nearby but for me the quality has always been questionable.

The rea after dark not good IMHO and having been 'stopped' by the police while in the taxi more than once, it is a place I like to avoid, But YMMV.

[Chocha Monger]

Yes that was a good La Cafe report and a helpful guide to anyone who has yet to go there.

Appreciated.

Anyone going to LA Caf to get laid should carry a dog whistle. Yes. The women there are that ugly!

[Sxxxx]

This is how its done. Great report Sammy. I hate the "cock blockers" too. LOL.

Yes that was a good La Cafe report and a helpful guide to anyone who has yet to go there.

Appreciated.

[Member #4698]

I had to stop a night in Manila recently, and having read all the reports here and on other sites I made a visit to the LA Cafe. It was midnight and full to bursting point with freelancers. But on the 80/20 rule I'd say that only 20% looked attractive enough to shag. <snip> I asked her how much to come back to my hotel and she h-ball quoted 4000 PHP short time. After a short negotiation we agreed on 2500 . I realise with hindsight that that was probably too much, so I apologise for spoiling the market. It was my first time here.

Back to the hotel and we showered together and got down to business. She was GFE from the start, plenty of DFK. I sucked her tits and fingered her pussy gently, while she played with my dick. She was soaking wet and moaning enthusiastically. On with a condom and I entered her missionary. She moved her hips in sync and wrapped her legs around me while I worked up a good rhythm and she said she came. Then we moved to cowgirl. She was able to changed pace and rode me enthusiastically, changing from back and forth to up and down until I eventually blew by load. After a very quick kiss and cuddle she was getting dressed and running out of the door 2500 pesos better off.

Face 9. Body 8. Skills 8. Attitude 6.

If I find myself in Manila again I would probably pay another visit to LA Cafe but the cock blocking by the fatties and derelicts is annoying. It is also in a shitty area that is more shitty after dark.

This is how its done. Great report Sammy. I hate the "cock blockers" too. LOL.

[Sammyt]

I had to stop a night in Manila recently, and having read all the reports here and on other sites I made a visit to the LA Cafe. It was midnight and full to bursting point with freelancers. But on the 80/20 rule I'd say that only 20% looked attractive enough to shag. 20% of a shitload is still good odds tho! I was shown to a bar stool by a waitress and as soon as she'd left with my order I was accosted by a group of girls wanting to keep me company. Unfortunately they were of the 80% I wouldn't touch and were spoiling my view of the bar and the bar's view of me, effectively cock blocking me, a most annoying waste of my time. As soon as this group of girls got the message and left I was joined by another unattractive cock blocker. This was repeated a couple of time until I eventually caught the eye of a little brown skinned cutie with long curly hair and a tight white t-shirt. She smiled and I smiled back. The cock blocker was still there so I waved the cutie over and offered her a drink. The cock blocker left. Hint taken! So cutie said she was Charmaine, 26 from Boracay. I asked her how much to come back to my hotel and she h-ball quoted 4000 PHP short time. After a short negotiation we agreed on 2500 . I realise with hindsight that that was probably too much, so I apologise for spoiling the market. It was my first time here.

Back to the hotel and we showered together and got down to business. She was GFE from the start, plenty of DFK. I sucked her tits and fingered her pussy gently, while she played with my dick. She was soaking wet and moaning enthusiastically. On with a condom and I entered her missionary. She moved her hips in sync and wrapped her legs around me while I worked up a good rhythm and she said she came. Then we moved to cowgirl. She was able to changed pace and rode me enthusiastically, changing from back and forth to up and down until I eventually blew by load. After a very quick kiss and cuddle she was getting dressed and running out of the door 2500 pesos better off.

Face 9.

Body 8.

Skills 8.

Attitude 6.

If I find myself in Manila again I would probably pay another visit to LA Cafe but the cock blocking by the fatties and derelicts is annoying. It is also in a shitty area that is more shitty after dark.

[Paladin30]

All good. At least the horny mongers now know which Erin not to choose.

They will be horny the moment she gets out of the bathroom.

[Engine Driver]

You are referring to a different Erin, bro.

https://smooci.com/escorts/lukpMR

This is the one I meant, having a perfect five.

All good. At least the horny mongers now know which Erin not to choose.