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[GDreams]

LOL. Man you are a damn fool. For all the countries that I go to, I keep local currency, SIM card, and business cards that I have gathered over the years in a ziploc bag in my safe, so I can grab and go. Why does my ziploc bag for PI also has like half a roll of toilet paper in it?

I usually put some paper napkins in my pants for such occasions. Once in Mongolia I was out of luck so took the top off the cistern and did a wash with a good hand scrub after.

[WestCoast1]

LOL. Man you are a damn fool. For all the countries that I go to, I keep local currency, SIM card, and business cards that I have gathered over the years in a ziploc bag in my safe, so I can grab and go. Why does my ziploc bag for PI also has like half a roll of toilet paper in it?

Yes I too keep such contingencies. However one could forget the tissue / TP and leave it in your hotel one afternoon when departing for the mall. A damn fool, one born every minute.

The question was not how to avoid it. The question was what to do if you're in the situation. Haha using some p20 notes, good call G!

[Goferring]

LOL. Man you are a damn fool. For all the countries that I go to, I keep local currency, SIM card, and business cards that I have gathered over the years in a ziploc bag in my safe, so I can grab and go. Why does my ziploc bag for PI also has like half a roll of toilet paper in it?

Isn't that why Asian currencies have such low denomination paper notes??

[Mr Enternational]

Ok. One of life's great "aha" (or "oh sh*t") moments. You are in a mall or public place and need to take a dump RIGHT NOW. You slither into the CR and into a stall, to find the toilet has no seat on it. In your hurry, you drop your pantalones, squat, grin-and-bear it, and lighten your load. Time to wipe. There is no blaster hose in the stall. There is no toilet paper dispenser and hence no toilet paper (pooper scooper).

LOL. Man you are a damn fool. For all the countries that I go to, I keep local currency, SIM card, and business cards that I have gathered over the years in a ziploc bag in my safe, so I can grab and go. Why does my ziploc bag for PI also has like half a roll of toilet paper in it?

[WestCoast1]

Talking about hygiene etc Can anyone tell me what the f those signs mean in the toilets that say do not flush toilet paper down the toilet? Now I have seen some "others" use the bum gun LOL but really? I don't understand so you are not suppose to wipe your arse and then put the paper in the bowl? Is it a lost in translation thing and they mean sanitary products and stuff like.

That really holds for all of the world that only human waste should be put into the toilet. And most of the world abides by that except western countries. In most countries it fucks up the plumbing all the way to the toilet, so if they do not want to be swimming in shit, then they know better not to flush it.

Ok. One of life's great "aha" (or "oh sh*t") moments. You are in a mall or public place and need to take a dump RIGHT NOW. You slither into the CR and into a stall, to find the toilet has no seat on it. In your hurry, you drop your pantalones, squat, grin-and-bear it, and lighten your load. Time to wipe. There is no blaster hose in the stall. There is no toilet paper dispenser and hence no toilet paper (pooper scooper). There is only a small trash bin, filled with small pieces of tissue, each with a skid mark on it from a previous gent who was smart enough to bring some tissue into the CR with him. Used toilet paper. Nothing more.

The toilet is filled with your newly deposited brown warmth, steaming away. Your choices: 1) Don't wipe, just pull up your drawers and walk away. 2) Use some of the previously skid-marked pieces of tissue in the trash bin. WTF DO YOU DO? (Disclaimer: Not that I would know anything about this kind of hypothetical situation).

Of course, when you exit the stall to wash your hands, you notice (a bit late) the small toilet tissue dispenser on the wall next to the sink (5 pesos). Too late!

[Wicked Roger]

If the monger is looking for a power rimming session the least he can do is keep the area clean. The girl (s) will be much more enthusiastic if they are not puking from the smell nor choking on nuggets of shitt.

Not that I would know. . . 😀.

Enjoy. G.

Better they see you clean it with them in the shower or you ask them to clean saying 'soon you will have your tongue all over that hole ' LOL Once they know they clean it amazingly well and are very enthusiastic. Never fails.

[Goferring]

The butt blaster will get your ass a lot cleaner than any amount of toilet paper will. I don't know why white fat fucks are so scared to use the hose. Ever wonder why Pinay pussy and ass is generally cleaner than a white skank's ass and pussy? Water.

If the monger is looking for a power rimming session the least he can do is keep the area clean. The girl (s) will be much more enthusiastic if they are not puking from the smell nor choking on nuggets of shitt.

Not that I would know. . . 😀.

Enjoy. G.

[Mr Enternational]

Talking about hygiene etc Can anyone tell me what the f those signs mean in the toilets that say do not flush toilet paper down the toilet? Now I have seen some "others" use the bum gun LOL but really?

That really holds for all of the world that only human waste should be put into the toilet. And most of the world abides by that except western countries. In most countries it fucks up the plumbing all the way to the toilet, so if they do not want to be swimming in shit, then they know better not to flush it. Our systems are more modern but it can still get fucked up down in the sewage system. But hell, we can't see that so what do we care. I saw a documentary not too long ago about how London's system gets really clogged up due to that shit and mfs actually have to go down and waddle through shit to unclog it. The shit paper is supposed to biodegrade at some point, but when it does not you get the clogs. Also those bathroom wipes that they say are flushable really are not because they don't break down like normal shit paper is supposed to eventually do.

"Well, Thames Water doesn't have the power to force customers to start making big changes in their own homes. But many small solutions to the problem already exist – and while it might seem like a pain, a lot of it is common sense. Items like wet wipes, are often labelled as flushable, but they're often not biodegradable, which is a key difference. Other items that can't be flushed, like condoms, tampons and wet wipes, are often responsible for creating blockages. ".

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/sewa...-change-london

[Free2]

NI,

Most of Asia's plumbing is very basic and drastically undersized. Depending on the affluence of the neighborhood where you saw the sign, it might be don't flush any large sanitary pads etc or more likely its don't flush any paper products at all. If any paper tissue is to be used, there is typically a small bucket near by to dispose of it separately. For more traditional facilities there is no bucket nor paper: it's purely wash and run.

Welcome to the jungle. G.

Basically, Asian drain pipes are undersized for the big Porriner dumps! But I like the LBFM tight pipes! Undersized, yet beautifully snug.

[Chocha Monger]

How do you clean your hookers?

Betadine scrub and delousing powder.

[Engine Driver]

Talking about hygiene etc Can anyone tell me what the f those signs mean in the toilets that say do not flush toilet paper down the toilet? Now I have seen some "others" use the bum gun LOL but really?

I don't understand so you are not suppose to wipe your arse and then put the paper in the bowl? Is it a lost in translation thing and they mean sanitary products and stuff like.

Before I left my doc gave me some soap stuff doc use to scrub up before operations. Cost a bit but hey if it prevents infection that good for me.

Hey Gof I might change my handle to Business Flight Guy. My Singapore handle just doesn't befit my current status. LOL.

The butt blaster will get your ass a lot cleaner than any amount of toilet paper will. I don't know why white fat fucks are so scared to use the hose. Ever wonder why Pinay pussy and ass is generally cleaner than a white skank's ass and pussy? Water. Maybe the white fat fucks can't find their asshole amongst all the layers of fat wobbling about. Just wash your hands with soap afterwards hahaha. There's no need for toilet paper in the Philippines.

[Goferring]

Talking about hygiene etc Can anyone tell me what the f those signs mean in the toilets that say do not flush toilet paper down the toilet? Now I have seen some "others" use the bum gun LOL but really?

I don't understand so you are not suppose to wipe your arse and then put the paper in the bowl? Is it a lost in translation thing and they mean sanitary products and stuff likely.

NI,

Most of Asia's plumbing is very basic and drastically undersized. Depending on the affluence of the neighborhood where you saw the sign, it might be don't flush any large sanitary pads etc or more likely its don't flush any paper products at all. If any paper tissue is to be used, there is typically a small bucket near by to dispose of it separately. For more traditional facilities there is no bucket nor paper: it's purely wash and run.

Welcome to the jungle. G.

[NewImage]

I love how this board covers all the different tastes. We've gone from flying Business class to meet 1000 p streetwalkers to bubble boy detoxing AC. 😁.
Sure beats the shit out of endless stories of the same bar fines being paid in the same bars to fuck the same girls. Keep it up guys!! 👍.
Enjoy. G.

Talking about hygiene etc Can anyone tell me what the f those signs mean in the toilets that say do not flush toilet paper down the toilet? Now I have seen some "others" use the bum gun LOL but really?

I don't understand so you are not suppose to wipe your arse and then put the paper in the bowl? Is it a lost in translation thing and they mean sanitary products and stuff like.

Before I left my doc gave me some soap stuff doc use to scrub up before operations. Cost a bit but hey if it prevents infection that good for me.

Hey Gof I might change my handle to Business Flight Guy. My Singapore handle just doesn't befit my current status. LOL.

[Goferring]

.I avoid my hands on public door knobs, using tissue / paper on knob where I can. No skin contact, LOL. The list goes on, not too extensive, not too spooky.

I love how this board covers all the different tastes. We've gone from flying Business class to meet 1000 p streetwalkers to bubble boy detoxing AC. 😁.

Sure beats the shit out of endless stories of the same bar fines being paid in the same bars to fuck the same girls. Keep it up guys!! 👍.

Enjoy. G.

[Albert9989]

How do you clean your hookers?

For hookers, may be same as for forks, spoons, and knives? Sweep them or bring his own.

But that's a good question.