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[Goferring]

Come to Papua New Guinea, not only are they all fat they are ugly as well.

That's a bit rough. At least they have nice tits. Shame the bigger is reserved for the piglet and not the kid. 🤤.

You think I'm joking?!

[Goferring]

Sounds to me like she is getting some "expert" help at the local internet shop.

Probably not even her and she has unsold Free's number.

[Kabul Guy]

..... Peru and Ecuador in particular are home to some of the fattest female populations I have seen in any country in the world. ...

Come to Papua New Guinea, not only are they all fat they are ugly as well.

[Wicked Roger]

The nonsense continued, she is not dead yet. I also missed 20 calls. Finally blocked her cell phone. Peace, at last.

Had the 'I will kill myself' many times not just when claiming pregnancy but for many other things such as not sending cash for food, or a return air ticket (when she bought a one way only to Manila) or for shoes (yes shoes! Plenty of things but all the same and I tell them to stop the bola and tampo then block them.

[SouthEaster]

Hey Turdy,

Don't hold you breath on these hot Latin chicas. Over the last 6 months I have spent a total of 3 months in Mexico, Peru, Ecuador and Panama. The only hot chicks you are likely to see are in beauty contests, porn sites and TV shows. Peru and Ecuador in particular are home to some of the fattest female populations I have seen in any country in the world. In 3 weeks in Peru I saw less really stunning women than the fingers on my hand. I am of course talking about the general population here, not *****houses but even they don't have a great many lookers. If you are looking to escape the Jolibee bodies, think again.

Good luck,

SE.

[Dg8787]

The nonsense continued, she is not dead yet. I also missed 20 calls. Finally blocked her cell phone. Peace, at last.

Sounds to me like she is getting some "expert" help at the local internet shop.

[Dg8787]

Here we go again. Broken hearted girl from Legazpi has figured out she is fregnant only 4 days after I saw her. This is the market girl that was so amazing, but I guess she is feeling butt hurt. I told her that I had a vasectomy but I guess that is a pretty big word for a braindead simpleton. The explanation of what a vasectomy is clearly didn't help. I guess she is dead because I have no intention of replying to her. Step 1 was to unfriend and block her on FB. I assume the drama queen wants me to freak out and send money but I don't like being extorted. Luckily I am not in Legazpi anymore!

Good to know you aren't multiplying! LOL.

[Free2]

The nonsense continued, she is not dead yet. I also missed 20 calls. Finally blocked her cell phone. Peace, at last.

[Wicked Roger]

Here we go again. Broken hearted girl from Legazpi has figured out she is fregnant only 4 days after I saw her. This is the market girl that was so amazing, but I guess she is feeling butt hurt. I told her that I had a vasectomy but I guess that is a pretty big word for a braindead simpleton. The explanation of what a vasectomy is clearly didn't help. I guess she is dead because I have no intention of replying to her. Step 1 was to unfriend and block her on FB. I assume the drama queen wants me to freak out and send money but I don't like being extorted. Luckily I am not in Legazpi anymore!

Happen to me many years ago so I asked the girl to show the doctor's diagnosis to prove she was pregnant. I got this on plain paper and when I asked (and pointed out) for it to be on headed hospital paper I then got an email from the 'nurse' and 'doctor' who I then chatted with and pointed out the absurdity of what they said. In the end the 'doctor' admitted he was the uncle.

Plus she wanted PHP12000 only (I found out later was a school fee!

Needless to say we stopped all communication.

You not the first and won't be the last LOL.

[Chocha Monger]

Here we go again. Broken hearted girl from Legazpi has figured out she is fregnant only 4 days after I saw her. This is the market girl that was so amazing, but I guess she is feeling butt hurt. I told her that I had a vasectomy but I guess that is a pretty big word for a braindead simpleton. The explanation of what a vasectomy is clearly didn't help. I guess she is dead because I have no intention of replying to her. Step 1 was to unfriend and block her on FB. I assume the drama queen wants me to freak out and send money but I don't like being extorted. Luckily I am not in Legazpi anymore!

Yeah, she is probably dead now. Monger penis impregnated and killed her. LOL! She should have taken her fee upfront when offered. The poor simpleton rejected her taxi money in hopes of a bigger payday and lost. If she is really "fregnant" she is in for a shock when the baby comes out looking like her favorite trike driver from the market. LOL! Even the stupidest Pinay has an angle to run a scam on the horny poriner.

[Free2]

Environmental Fee has been there for a while. Prob goes straight into mayors pocket but hey 50 pesos less than 1 US so not worth worrying about.

Re Seaplanes. Where do they land and did you get a trike to Sabang. How was the road. Heard they are repairing it and esp in wet weather can be impassable.

Heard prices have increased in bars was 3000 - any updates. Heard gone up to 4000.

How bad is the smell. Usually stay at Montani down about 80 m from pier. You said sewerage drains out onto sand. Is this near pier. Did you go to Big La laguna beach? Any sewerage there. Last time could swim and snorkel off small sandy beach here.

Use to go to Sabang for diving and "recreational activities" but seems it is slowly pricing itself and smelling itself out of my plans.

Any one else care to comment also.

Appreciated.

Both airlines land in different places. Air Juan lands on the sandbar and all you need is a tricycle to Sabang for 200 (Road is ok, is under construction down to 1 lane at times but never had an issue. AirTrav lands on an island nearby and I took a boat to Sabang, no land transpo required.

The smell was near Big Apple and in the opposite direction of Montani that I noticed it. When walking on the beach near those pipes at mid to low tide, the smell is disgusting. At Big Laguna beach and White beach, all seemed ok, I was just talking about the beach in Sabang.

[Free2]

Here we go again. Broken hearted girl from Legazpi has figured out she is fregnant only 4 days after I saw her. This is the market girl that was so amazing, but I guess she is feeling butt hurt. I told her that I had a vasectomy but I guess that is a pretty big word for a braindead simpleton. The explanation of what a vasectomy is clearly didn't help. I guess she is dead because I have no intention of replying to her. Step 1 was to unfriend and block her on FB. I assume the drama queen wants me to freak out and send money but I don't like being extorted. Luckily I am not in Legazpi anymore!

[NewImage]

I realized I posted this in the wrong thread (General Info) so here is a repost.

Thanks to this forum, I was able to use the seaplane to and from Manila. What a timesaver and a pleasant way to travel! Manila to Puerto Galera via AirTrav, 7000 php. Puerto Galera to Manila via Air Juan 6000 php. Reserved on their website, using credit card, was seamless. Flying back to Manila, we could see the SLEX traffic below heading north, absolutely jam packed. Couldn't help thinking: suckers! The AirTrav plane was newer but the service was the same on both airlines, 10/10 rating for both.

Rented a bike for 300 php and had a blast exploring. Rate is good from 8 am-6 m. This is a definite must-do. Google the sites to see and away you go.

Took a FL from Big Apple, 1000 php. She was 35, a bit crazy but got the job done. The next day she wanted to see me again and stood outside my room at the Big Apple banging on the door, begging to come in. Nuts. Never barfined anybody, but visited almost all of the bars. The general quality of the girls is below AC or Burgos, but hot ones are around. Not very many hot FL's. If you want a hot one, I suggest to go early to the bars to beat all the Koreans and Chinese to the punch.

Sabang generally is a s* hole, the beach is disgusting. I could see and smell raw sewage draining out of pipes that were going down to the direction of the beach, draining out onto the sand. They are working on a new sewage treatment system and plant to fix it all.

Big Apple is a great place to stay. The room (at the front) are pretty tired and the mattress is a 3" thick piece of foam on wood slats. Who cares. Having the bar there is great and the food is decent. The Pacquaio fight was fun to watch in the packed bar.

Had to pay a guy 50 php upon arrival at the pier in Sabang. In hindsight, I think it was a scam. It was apparently for an Environmental Fee and he gave me a little colored piece of paper for proof. Can anybody confirm this?

Environmental Fee has been there for a while. Prob goes straight into mayors pocket but hey 50 pesos less than 1 US so not worth worrying about.

Re Seaplanes. Where do they land and did you get a trike to Sabang. How was the road. Heard they are repairing it and esp in wet weather can be impassable.

Heard prices have increased in bars was 3000 - any updates. Heard gone up to 4000.

How bad is the smell. Usually stay at Montani down about 80 m from pier. You said sewerage drains out onto sand. Is this near pier. Did you go to Big La laguna beach? Any sewerage there. Last time could swim and snorkel off small sandy beach here.

Use to go to Sabang for diving and "recreational activities" but seems it is slowly pricing itself and smelling itself out of my plans.

Any one else care to comment also.

Appreciated.

[ForkTruck]

When is the last time a girl kissed your dick?

This reminded of a sweet girl from some years ago who would always begin a BBJ by planting a pouty kiss on the tip of junior and then look up at me with soft brown eyes before plunging down. How sweet it was.

[Chocha Monger]

Went back to the same bar the next night, repeat with another girl. She only got a 300 tip because she was slightly chubby and wasn't as sweet. Her 2 year kid has an American father who has no idea tat he has spawned! Anybody? Any takers here on the forum? You got a kid in Legazpi! LOL.

Well, the American monger paid 1,500 pesos to shoot his cum in the fatty Pinay's hungry snatch without worrying about fatherly burdens. He probably would not be thrilled at the ideal of co-parenting with a Pinay hooker. If he is stupid enough to claim it, the hooker and her family will try to fleece him using his spawn as a hostage. She knew the hazards of allowing random mongers to raw dog her, and batter her cervix with impregnating cum. In any case, she must be doing quite well hooking, as she has enough excess food to grow fat on the job.