General Info

[StWalkinCheetah]

RTFF means "READ the FUCKING FORUM"

There is LOT of info in the Forum.
When someone asks "newbie" questions without taking the time to review past reports and takes the LAZY way out, that is the "reply" - RTFF

NFS (NO F*CK*NG SH*T)

I can tell you are on the forefront of sarcasm.

[Traveler1234]

I thought the point of this forum was to share info, not act like an asshole! In the time you spent giving your bullshit reply, you could have given the info requested. Or you could just shut the fuck up, but instead you want to show off.

I firmly beleive that everyone should read the forum, but let's keep this about sharing info, not flaming.

We do share information and readily give it out when a specific question is raised. However, when it's obvious one hasn't done their homework, wants us to do it for them instead and is generally lazy: I view that as 'disrespectful' of all those who have done their homework, contributed to this forum, etc.

I don't think Peter was acting like an asshole...what he wrote took imagination and drew upon his experience with Singapore. It would have been easier to respond with a "RTFF" but a 'flame' will light the fire under someone's ass.

If you think these exchanges are bad, go to the Bangkok site...the seniors there are worse....IMHO.

[Cebu Local]

Could I add the following gems of wisdom.
1)Dont forget not to flush the toilets to save water
2)Be sure to bring Durians into the MTR,The locals will appreciate the aroma,So much more If you break it open
3)Make sure that you bring lots of Hustler and Penthouse in your luggage,Singapore has a Porn shortage and they will appreciate your consideration.
4)Ignore the No jaywalking signs,It only applies to Locals.
5)In Thailand be sure to use pictures of the King as Tissue paper,You can use it for wiping sweat,clearing snot etc.This will give you a free stay with all room and board taken care of courtesy of the Thai Goverment.You will even come out in the newspapers

[OldAsiaHand]

Peter Eastwest,

Absolutely priceless!

OAH

[Mindighet Lechat]

Gosh I wished I had had all this valuable information before going to Singapore last month.

As a result, I didn't go to Crazy Horse and so never found the sexy light-skined tall Thai virgin which I was desperately hoping for. Instead I stupidly stuck with Ipanema and more stupidely underpaid my picks compared to what you recommend. Would that explain why they kept moaning all night ? Or maybe because I also stupidely left my wallet in the hotel safe ?

Totally forgot also about the mandatory spit (actually, bending in Japanese style helps being more accurate when you meet a very important person), forgot to smoke in public and share my ganja with local LE.

Next time I'll do it right, and shall report of course, unless they keep me in jail ?

BB

[Wiley01]

Hey man - it's the least we can do for a newbie.

I look forward to reading Dan's reports.

Pete

ROFLMAO Pete,

I am looking forward to Dan's reports too, especially the #@#$%&* part.

If Dan comes today, I can broker some wonderful women for him at that price. I have to negotiate though. hehehehe

[Enjoying]

Hi Dan,

Pete,

PS In Singapore it is considered respectful, courteous and a sign of good breeding to spit on the floor or sidewalk when you meet a person of authority, such as hotel manager, policeman, immigration official. This applies inside buildings as well as outside. The louder and more voluminous the spit, the more respectful. It is considered particularly respectful if you can spit VERY close to the person's feet. And don't forget to smile broadly at the person as you do it!

And smoking in public places is considered polite. You will see that the locals, who consider themselves a subservient people, rarely smoke in public. This honor is reserved for the superior foreigner.

But the most respectful thing you can do is chew gum. Singaporeans are very impressed if you deposit gum on the sidewalk. (You will notice that there are very few people chewing gum in Singapore, again because the privilege is reserved for foreigners who are considered to be of higher social ranking. Impress people by offering them gum when first meeting them.)

Finally, impress your hosts by smoking cannabis. Honour them by offering to share a joint with them, especially in restaurants after a meal.

That the country I would love to visit.

Thank a million

[ToroRojo]

I thought the point of this forum was to share info, not act like an asshole! In the time you spent giving your bullshit reply, you could have given the info requested. Or you could just shut the fuck up, but instead you want to show off.

I firmly beleive that everyone should read the forum, but let's keep this about sharing info, not flaming.

[Peter Eastwest]

FANTASTIC reply full of "facts and figures" - WOW you are a walking source of info!!! - LOL

Hey man - it's the least we can do for a newbie.

We were all newbies once and we had to struggle to find out information by reading the postings on the forum. We should not expect others today to have to struggle to obtain information as we did. How can we expect newbie mongers to wade through all those hundreds of postings when all they have to do is ask us?

We should be honored that they ask us in this way.

We should share our information readily and let them save their energies for actual mongering. No doubt they will repay us by posting informative reports based on their experiences.

I look forward to reading Dan's reports.

Pete

[Firebird]

FANTASTIC reply full of "facts and figures" - WOW you are a walking source of info!!! - LOL

[Traveler1234]

Hi Dan,

Okay - I have thought about this and I am pleased to help you with the following information. Please ignore my earlier post. I don't know what came over me....

The information you need is as follows:

1. Average price is US$400-US$500. (When the girls say "dollars" of course they mean "US dollars".) Always pay up front (makes them relaxed and you'll get better service as a result.) Always give a US$50 minimum tip without being asked. Better still, go to the bathroom and just leave your wallet on the bed and the girl will take the tip herself. They prefer this method - saves them being embarrassed. And also give additional US$50 for taxi.

2. Best place for Filipino girls in OT is CRAZY HORSE. Tere are many girls from one particular village near Cebu who congregate here. These girls are above average height and have lighter skin. Choose a taller one for better service. Better still to choose one with husky voice. (This indicates they are very randy and will give good deep BBBJ.) Best of all are the ones with chokers. (Girls from this village who wear the choker until they lose virginity. If you see a girl with choker you know she is virgin!)

3. Best bar is Crazy Horse - see above. Avoid Ipanema and Naughty Girl. All the girls her are overpriced, uninspiring, offer bad service. Stick to Crazy Horse.

Finally - you don't need to use a condom. All the girls are fresh virgins and have to take a full STD test before they enter the bar each evening. Perfectly safe!

Oh - one more thing. It is customary to hand the concierge US$50 as a gratuity when taking the girl to your hotel room. That ensures no disturbance in the room, otherwise hotel manager will probably add US$100 to your bill for overnight guest.

Pleased to help you with this information, Dan. Do please report back on your experience. I am sure we'd all be eager to know how you get on.

Pete

Pete - you are a "BAD"...I would have made him RTFF instead of giving such gems of wisdom to our newbie (by the way, you should pm him to make sure he get's your message).

And Crazy Horse...didn't know you were that kinda of 'guy'.... LOL

[Peter Eastwest]

Hi Dan,

Okay - I have thought about this and I am pleased to help you with the following information. Please ignore my earlier post. I don't know what came over me....

The information you need is as follows:

1. Average price is US$400-US$500. (When the girls say "dollars" of course they mean "US dollars".) Always pay up front (makes them relaxed and you'll get better service as a result.) Always give a US$50 minimum tip without being asked. Better still, go to the bathroom and just leave your wallet on the bed and the girl will take the tip herself. They prefer this method - saves them being embarrassed. And also give additional US$50 for taxi.

2. Best place for Filipino girls in OT is CRAZY HORSE. There are many girls from one particular village near Cebu who congregate here. These girls are recognisable because they are above average height and have lighter skin. Choose a taller one for better service. Better still to choose one with husky voice. (This indicates they are very randy and will give good deep BBBJ.) Best of all are the ones with chokers or neck scarves. (Girls from this village wear the choker or neck scarf until they lose virginity. If you see a girl with choker or scarf you know she is virgin! Yummmm....)

3. Best bar is Crazy Horse - see above. Avoid Ipanema and Naughty Girl. All the girls in Ipanema and Naughty Girl are overpriced, uninspiring, offer bad service and will steal from you. Avoid them. Stick to Crazy Horse.

Finally - you don't need to use a condom. All the girls are fresh virgins and have to take a full STD test before they enter the bar each evening. Perfectly safe!

Oh - one more thing. It is customary to hand the concierge US$50 as a gratuity when taking the girl to your hotel room. He will probably refuse out of politeness but ignore this protest. Insist that he takes it. If necessary shove it into his top pocket. That ensures no disturbance in the room, otherwise hotel manager will probably add US$100 to your bill for overnight guest.

Pleased to help you with this information, Dan. Do please report back on your experience. I am sure we'd all be eager to know how you get on.

Pete
PS In Singapore it is considered respectful, courteous and a sign of good breeding to spit on the floor or sidewalk when you meet a person of authority, such as hotel manager, policeman, immigration official. This applies inside buildings as well as outside. The louder and more voluminous the spit, the more respectful. It is considered particularly respectful if you can spit VERY close to the person's feet. And don't forget to smile broadly at the person as you do it!

And smoking in public places is considered polite. You will see that the locals, who consider themselves a subservient people, rarely smoke in public. This honor is reserved for the superior foreigner.

But the most respectful thing you can do is chew gum. Singaporeans are very impressed if you deposit gum on the sidewalk. (You will notice that there are very few people chewing gum in Singapore, again because the privilege is reserved for foreigners who are considered to be of higher social ranking. Impress people by offering them gum when first meeting them.)

Finally, impress your hosts by smoking cannabis. Honour them by offering to share a joint with them, especially in restaurants after a meal.

[Peter Eastwest]

Sorry - duplicate posting

[Firebird]

Can you tell me what RTFF means? LOL

RTFF means "READ the FUCKING FORUM"

There is LOT of info in the Forum.
When someone asks "newbie" questions without taking the time to review past reports and takes the LAZY way out, that is the "reply" - RTFF

[StWalkinCheetah]

The short answers are:

1. RTFF
2. RTFF
3. RTFF

If the above does not answer all your questions, then RTFF or, if you prefer, RTFF

Pete
PS RTFF and don't act like an åššĥøłë

Can you tell me what RTFF means? LOL