Seoul

[Byung]

My friend's went out to a Korean club last night. They went to Juliana's in Kangnam, one of the two major booking clubs. Not the one in COEX, but there's a different Juliana's.

Anyway, my two friends went, bill came out to be 250,000 won. A little over $200. These two friends are also visiting from the U.S. Well one of those friends is falling in love with a female friend of mine, so he wasn't too interested in the club. The other friend, he managed to get three phone numbers.

On top of that, the one that's falling in love with a female friend of mine is leaving for America tomorrow. Also, the other friend who is leaving in less than two weeks, is now going to call up these girls and try to start relationships. Ummm, right.

Now the friend that's falling in love, he's not getting any poon tang. I know the girl well enough to know that she doesn't give it up easily. As for friend #2, unless he has some serious game, he's not going to be banging these girls he met at the club anytime soon. He has two weeks left, and I give him 10-20% chance he'll end up banging one of them.

By the way, these are called "booking clubs". Expensive booths/tables, you don't get too much to drink out of it. I think maybe a bottle of Crown Royal and some snacks? But...what you're really paying for is the service. Waiters will bring you the girls (the female clubbers). It's like paying for game.

Me, personally, am not a big fan of booking. Why pay for game, when you can just pay for the poontang?!

[Kdoc13]

First and foremost, thanks Nick for that valuable public service. Between that and the USFK Off Limits Brothels page, I feel pretty secure about what I will be getting on the hill. For the record, the link is http://seoulrecord.com/itaewonclubs.htm

Tried my luck at a Korean Club in Gangnam last night with no luck. For those who have neveer been to one, you basically pay a lot of money for a high priced bottle of scotch, and with a tip to the waiter, he will bring you non-professional women in the bar to come sit and have a drink with you. What you do from there is up to you and her, if you hit it off. Being a white guy, many of the girls in the club were not into me. also, I am about thirty three, most of the girls were in the 22-25 range. Oh yeah, there were some illegals there too, they don't seem to card in Korea. Anyway, it was a waste of time. The most anyone wanted to do is trade phone numbers. That is great for some long term action, but not if you are looking to get something going on that night. Plus the 100,000 won I spent could have been put to much better use elsewhere. And that was spent because I was in the cheap seats. Looking at the prices, a seat near the dance floor with beer and cheap scotch would have ran upwards of 300,000 won.

Instead I went to In & out massage on the hill in Itaewon. It is a jack shack only. I kept being told basically that there is no sex in the champaigne room (Chris rock song, for those who don't know it) and that the most they would do is hand. I met Gi-hee, terrible english, but a nice girl. based on previous posts she does in fact look 17. But sowed me something she was working on for a fashion design class at some university. So, may be older. I instead opted for the older looking of the two women, who was a bit thinner. Ok massage, quick hand job, no touching or kissing. And her clothing always stayed on. Still not bad. When you go, if they are unfamiliar with you, they will ask if you have been there before. If you say no, the fee jumps to 100,000 won. If you say yes, it drops to 60,000. So just say yes with some confidence and it will all be good.

Also, I have seen a barber pole next to the road in front of the Hamilton Hotel in Itaewon but couldn't determine the exact location of the shop. granted I didn't spend much time looking either, 2 questions. Is this the home of the infamous Miss kim with the enormous nipples, and if so, where is the place?

Kdoc

[GameOver]

Knight,

Best bets:

JJ Mahoney's at the Grand Hyatt. Make yourself obvious and you'll be approached by high-quality working girls. You'll pay up to $300 for this. YOu may even get lucky and hook up with a non-pro. If this happens, go with the flow, let her show you around, party, eat drink, etc. Pay for everything and the lovin will be free. (for the record, I've never paid a pro at JJs but have been approached. I have had the pleasure of the other option)

Turkey/Steam Baths at hotels. Usually around 180,000won (give or take). Girls typically higher quality, excellent experience, about one hour time. You'll need to do more digging on locations as I've been out of Korea for 6 months and my info may be out of date but these places were good in the past:

Dynasty Hotel, in Kangnam
Hilltop Hotel, in Kangnam
Hotel Green Grass, in Yeoksam
Sunshine, in Apkujeong (more expensive for foreigners)
Hamilton, in Itaewon

That's all I'm remembering. Look back for my previous posts and you'll find others. Take a taxi to any of these, the driver should know.

The Hill: Try your luck, look for hotties, I've always had fun, you might too.

If you're by chance on business, allow your Korean hosts to take you out to dinner. You might end up in a room salon and can go from there.

Hope this helps. Everyone else, weigh in on advice for a rookie looking for the sure thing.

[Byung]

I've been laying low on the "scene" here in Seoul this past week or two. Sorry guys, but I've made what will probably end up being a big mistake.

I am now dating a Miari girl. I've mentioned her previously. I do have pictures now, that we've taken together and whatnot, but these are definately ones that won't be going up now for sure!

It's potentially a big mistake, as it was the last time I dated a Miari girl. This new "relationship" is still in the early stages so I'm not thinking too much about how I'll feel later on. Yep, being stupid.

She is quitting in less than a year though. By then she will have the money saved up to start her business. She's already got about 6 figures saved up. She ended up telling me her real name and age. Turns out she's not 25, but 30 years old. Anyway, she had me fooled!

I actually do like this girl a lot. It was her maturity (for what I thought was her age), intelligence, and sense of humour that attracted me to her. Assuming we will be together a while, I hope the day comes quickly when she leaves Miari. She told me herself she hates it there. She said she's going to spit in the alleys of Miari when she leaves. She's also going to leave all her stuff behind and just start "fresh".

I'll still maybe see her 1-2 times/week at her work, but she does have two days a month off. Anyway, talk all the shit you want, maybe I do need some sense knocked into me. Or maybe just give your words of encouragement.

Sorry guys, I didn't go booking like I mentioned in a previous post. Apparently though, the best ones to go to are in Kangnam and are called "BOSS" and "NYLA". I believe NYLA may have changed its name to Juliana's or something like that. I know there's also a Juliana's in the COEX Mall, but that is *not* the same one. The one in COEX Mall is supposed to be really crappy.

I believe booking may also cost $150/person all the way up to $200/person or more. Also, since it is 99% Korean in there, you will definately need to speak Korean, or at least go with some Koreans. On the upside though, I suspect some of the hottest Korean chicks will be there.

Nothing tops some of the hotties I've seen on the Rodeo St. in Apkujeong though. Cruise those streets with a Ferrari and take your pick!

[Girls Rok Me]

Well first post for me, and I noticed that my User name got changed, suppose to be K Girls ROK Me. Who cares. Here goes.

Been reading the posts on the board for about a year now, but finally decided to post for the 1st time. Been in Korea off and on for the past 20 years, went there when I was 18 and have had nothing but a serious hard-on for good looking Korean girls since. Finding the right piece however can be a challenge at times. One thing for sure, is that learning to speak Korean will take you a long ways along with learning their customs. I dont speak fluently, but enough to get by. The best GFEs I have had, were from girls who didnt speak any English (or very very little) at all. I have been to RLDs, room salons, and double pole BSs all over Korea, even dance clubs and regular bars, and have never been able to not complete a mission, if you know what I mean. But the best part is all of the free stuff we get from the non-working type just by knowing how to communicate with them in a social way to include that you are versed on the ways of their culture. Even with that we cut to the chase sometimes and go out exploring "the working type" of Korean culture. So learn some of the language if you care, learn the customs if you dare, and perhaps youll find that your options will be a little bit more widely available.

Pyongteak RLD Report:

Was down there about 2 months ago, went along with a buddy who was visiting Korea for the 1st time. It is to the right of the train station as you face it from the main drag. There are about 4 rows each about 3 blocks long. My buddy was really freaking out at the quality of the girls working there. A row was all prime, but definitely for the K guys. Cruised through all 4 rows to scope out the best options available. All 4 rows had girls that I feel would of picked up a non K client, but back on C & D rows, the options are more available. Cruised by a room on D row with 2 really hot, kimchi girls who did say hello in Korean. Just cruised on by and went to the nearby HOF to grab a few beers. Figured we would cruise though again and I would do all of the talking to the first 2 hot looking girls that paid us any attention at all. Turns out the 1st row we go down is D row, and the 2 hotties were still out. Approached them and asked them in Korean if they had any problems servicing a couple of Americans. Negotiated for an 80000 won experience. Ended up with a 22 yr old , 110lbs, probably 35 C in the tit dept, and 7 in looks ,8 in body, 8 in technique. Session was for about 45mins complete with all of the old school Korean cool shit. My buddy was at it for an hour with the other chick. My advice would be to definitely check out the Pyongteak station, well worth it, but you may have to pull off some Hangul lingo tricks to get into back room (about as close to as what someone called "secret squirrel shit", LMAO, that was good!), but its worth it.

Bottom line, IMHO, K-Girls are the best. Got buddies who fly off to Thailand and the PI every couple of months, (been there, done them), and they scratch their heads as to why I dont ever want to go along (actually I am going, but with a hot little 25 yr old K-Girl who wants to travel a bit with me, and I dont mind taking this piece of sand to the beach). But, there is something about these K-Girls (maybe their skin), no, their skills, no, their hair. Hell I dont know, Im just addicted and have been for a long time and always will be.

Good Luck Guys!

K-Girls ROK Me

[Ever Ready]

Nice one Ho Man!

ER

[Ho Man]

Wild Fling

If you need advice about what to do inside a brothel, you need to find a new hobby!

[Wild Fling]

I am going to Seoul in October for the first time, I was wondering if anyone could suggest a hotel that is close to the action area.
Also how can I identify a brothel place and what to do in the brothel. Is there rules that anyone could suggest to do and not to do

Thanks

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending revisions to add standard capitalization throughout the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please refrain from using the "chat room" style of writing with no capital lettering. Thanks!

[CanCan]

Amuzeme,

Did you notice that the value of a girl drops down to zero inmediately after you pop the cork?

[Nick Belane]

Kdoc,

Starting from the very bottom of the hill (the t-junction with the street that runs up from Gecko's/Burger King):

There is a suprising number of trannys working the hill and I believe it starts with a bar called Trans Rose (no surprise there).

Moving up to the intersection of the street running up from the fire station, Kelly's right on the corner is full of them. I have noticed what perhaps are one or two real women working there but I'm too frightened to go and make sure.

Continuing up the hill, your Mindy Kim I believe works at the place next to VIP.

Further up on the left across from Friend, Madrid has got two rather leggy specimens working there. However, I know someone who's gone there for an oil change and he swears it's the real deal. On the other hand, I have spoken to both of them and to my mind they should be trying out for the baritone section of the Bangkok National Choir.

And finally, still on the left side of the street just past Polly's Kettlehouse, there is a couple of bars side by side and starting with Coyote Ugly where the girls[?] seem to be working both places. I know they are not all surgery jobs but there is one in particular that will raise your eyebrow. She's quite tall, very leggy, long hair and has a strange Kermit-like quality to her voice.

[Wolf]

Red Rex,
Are you sure that Chez Vous is what you say it is ?
It pretty look too legit for me.
Anybody else who had a try and succeeded there, please post.

Cheers

Wolf

[Poon Hunter]

Fellow Mongers,

After 4 long months, I finally got my account upgraded so that I can post. Down to business:

I saw all of the previous posts about "Finkle", so my friend and I decided to go there. It is pretty far out there, but it was well worth it. "au-ju-ma" speaks english well and was off to a good start. I got a chick that was 31, my friend got a chick that was 25. They were a 7 and 6 respectively.

It started off as a typical "an-ma", aujuma takes you into a room, you undress, lay down. I laid there for five minutes, then she came in. It was the best neck and back massage I have recieved here in Korea, and I have been to a few of them. After about 10 minutes of massage, she said, lets go to the pleasure room. I showered first and went into another room. She turns on the TV and puts on a PORNO tape of chains, whips, and stuff. She left for about 10 mintues, came back. She licked my back and my butt (not my a.hole). She turned me over and gave me a BBBJ. When my little friend woke up, she put the condom in her mouth and gave me more head and put on the jimmy with her mouth!

Then it was 30 minutes of raw sex. No other way to describe it, some of the best I have had in Korea. We were sweating like pigs.

The best of all, I paid 100k won plus 10k won tip. She didn't charge my friend. We later found out it was a daytime discount (Sunday at about 4PM).

So 60k won for 1 1/2 hours of pleasure, god I love Korea.

[Wolf]

Hi Gents,
Was on the Hill this afternoon to check all what has been said here and see if I can get myself eased of some bucks and load...
Just went by the infamous Starbutts. Men, how the woman there is ugly ! Is she the regular ? I was walking up the street and she simply jacked off the shop to try to get me in. Not only she scrared me but I found her absolutely a turn down.
Saw several naughty (not to say slotty) ones latter but none who would make me think I should stop by.
If any of you have an update on massage delivery girl, call girls or any interesting place to check out today or tomorrow, it will be welcome.
Hanging around with some of you welcomed as well if on the discreet side.
PM me

Wolf

[Splittah]

In response to a previous inquiry re Jangamdong, it's not that difficult for a white guy to get serviced, although my friend probably got stuck with the least attractive chick in the bunch. Also he had to fork over 100k as opposed to the usual 80. On another note, went to Miari and picked out a 23 yr old hardbody who was a 3rd degree blackbelt in hapkido and also versed in geomdo (similar to Japanese kendo). Had a great time, but things seemed quite slow compared to a previous visit last year.

[Run Mann]

masshole77

i've tried a couple of the outcall massage services in the korea times and with great results. so much so that i call this one girl directly to service me. she's a 22 year old korean university student who was very nice and tasty. i'll post her (face covered) picture in the photo section but won't give out her (personal) info. her massage skills are weak, but her bbbj and cfs more than made up for it. the ad in the paper is listed at w90,000 but goes up to w150,000 for fs, but she is worth it. noh's therapeutic massage is exactly that, an excellent massage session for w90,000 but no extras. she was a 27 year old korean with average looks, very giggly and somewhat chatty. i wanted to see how far i could go so i tried to poked and probed, and touched but she wouldn't budge, each time giggling and moving my hand away. i love massages, so for me, even though there was no full service, i throughly enjoyed the massage and her company.