Seoul

[Raindeer]

Okay. I lazed out and called through the services advertised in Korea Times. As my nick hints, I'm a writer, which means that when I travel I spend a lot of time in my hotel room, writing.

It's often a nice convenience, wherever I am, to have the girl come to me instead of going to her. I'm willing to pay a premium for outcall service, as long as both the services given and the price charged are what I am told on the phone, which. Let's just say that sometimes they are, and sometimes they aren't. This time they were.

Most Korea Times and Korea Herald massage advertisements are for typical outcall services. The advertiser I chose billed herself as "independent" and as "ideal companion. "

At 200K Won, her price was the same as the other services (except for one, which quoted 150K Won for "massage and all service"), but she was a true independent, working on her own, and sounded nice on the phone. The fact that I was talking to the actual person, and that she sounded like someone I wanted to be around, are the two reasons I chose her over the others.

Umi was prompt, clean, tall (around 5'8"), slim, attractive, and pleasant. She gave me a decent full-body massage, excellent.- seriously artful.- BBBJ, and pretty good sex, plus real.companionship. She's spent a fair amount of time in the USA And was essentially USA GFE in style, with much conversation, hugging and kissing, but with a Korean accent and Korean massage oils.

She's 32, which is old to some, but is "young babe" to me; I have daughters near that age.

I figured that if a woman was advertising in an English-language newspaper, in English, she was absolutely going to be foreigner-friendly. And she was. So I didn't need to go through any, "Will they deal with a foreigner? " wondering that apparently goes with hitting An Ma places or barber-pole shops. I just wasn't in the mood for that this afternoon. I wanted a sure thing.

Umi says she's been in the business here for about two years, and doesn't hesitate to be "busy" if someone rude or nasty calls. I was pleasant to her, and she was nice to me in return. She came across as a seriously pleasant person who enjoys her work. There was no pretense that she wasn't a pro or that I was the love of her life instead of a customer. That's fine, as far as I'm concerned. Her job was to make me feel good, and she did.

This wasn't a super-exotic ultra-Korean sex experience, but Umi left me feeling good enough that I will surely try to find her if/when I return to Seoul.

Meanwhile, if *you* are a basically decent guy who wants a nice, low-key, English-speaking woman who gives a high-end, USA.style GFE experience in Seoul, she's probably a good bet for you, too.

I have met this lady a couple of times and I could not agree more that she is a great companion in all respects if you want something else than barber shops etc.

[Retard Ed]

Ronnio,

Sorry to hear that. Reports like this make me glad I haven't attempted anything in the RLD. Shitty service, fat girls (which is unforgivable for Korean women), pushy ajumas, and the filthy, decrepit conditions of the RLD all add up to a big "no" for me. Good story though. Better luck next time.

[Sketcha]

Hey Joyofsex,

Sorry about the wrong info, it is exit 1 - but glad you did find it, sorry to hear about what the dude said, though

I was there last weekend but was greeted by a woman, did tell me 'foreign price' is 200, so I did assume they take foreigner.

I didnt partake, just politely thanked the mamasan and left.

The 2 times I was rejected in an anma, both time were by guys. Maybe there's something to that.

A question for you, Joy, you prefer anmas in the north end?

I did stroll around Janghapyeon Tuesday and found a number of anmas there, exit 3

I gotta check those places out come next paycheck.

[Koyangi]

Hello all,

I don't know how many people have tried the sports massage places, but they sometimes are as good as anmajangs, just don't go to the ones with the footprints.

The fun ones have a BBS pole that says "Sports Massage" in Korean. Some of those are as fun as anmajangs. Many of them have secret shower rooms.

Here's my experience in one of those places.

In front of Yongsan Plaza, on the right side of the short road connecting Yongsan Station to the main road in front of the Kukje Building, there is a sports massage place on the corner called "Stress Clinic", I think. It has a pink and white frame around the door. You can't miss it. (It used to be called "Su". I went there about nine months ago when it was still "Su", but I don't think the service will be different.)

When I walked up (it's on the second floor, direct access from the sidewalk), the bossman told me that it was 100,000 cash or 110,000 by credit card. I paid, and then he walked over to a bookcase-style set of shelves for shoes, swung it open to reveal a secret staircase, and motioned me inside. I went upstairs and was led into an anma-jang style shower room with a bathtub and massage table. There were about six or eight rooms on this hallway.

A moment later, a girl came in wearing a short sort of negligee and told me in Korean, "We're going to have sex, okay?" as she held up a condom. She was young, pretty, had long black hair, and really seemed to be into her work. If I remember correctly, she was a 24-year-old named Ji-young. Then she undressed and she undressed me. She led me over to the table and gave me a pressure point massage. After that she filled the tub. We got in and both of us brushed our teeth. Then she gave me a short BBBJ in the tub.

We went to the table where she put lotion on me and gave me a full body-to-body rubdown that ended in another (longer) BBBJ. She put the condom on me, lay down on her back, and pointed to herself for a little DATY. After that we went at it in multiple positions. When we were finished, she got some mouthwash and gave me a short clean-up BJ before we both showered together. She got dressed, had me put on a bathrobe, and we went downstairs to the massage tables on the main floor where she gave me a sports drink, had a smoke and chatted for a bit while I got dressed. She was a lot of fun.

Sadly, the next time I went there, a different bossman was there who told me in Korean, "We have no women for you here," so it's hit and miss, but try your luck.

Happy mongering,

Koyangi

[Koyangi]

Lost in Seoul,

For what it's worth, I haven't heard of a westerner getting into an anma for less than 200,000 won. The standard rate for Koreans is 180,000 won, but the whiteys have to pay a bit more. If you, or anyone else, know of an anma accepting westerners for less than 200,000 won, let me know. I frequent a couple of anmas in my area, and am on very good terms with the mama-sans, but have yet to break the sub 200,000 won price tag. However, I choose not to argue over 20,000 won.

I have only once encountered an anma-jang that charged more than 200,000 won (near Hongdae), and it was explained to me that the going rate was 180,000, but the girls wanted an extra 50,000 because I was foreign. I've been to several anmajangs for 180,000, and the Fox anmajang in Chongno charges 120,000. Many anmajangs north of the river charge less than 180,000.

[Waykook Saram]

Lost in Seoul,

For what it's worth, I haven't heard of a westerner getting into an anma for less than 200,000 won. The standard rate for Koreans is 180,000 won, but the whiteys have to pay a bit more. If you, or anyone else, know of an anma accepting westerners for less than 200,000 won, let me know. I frequent a couple of anmas in my area, and am on very good terms with the mama-sans, but have yet to break the sub 200,000 won price tag. However, I choose not to argue over 20,000 won. For some guys, it's all about the principle, and get pissed about the descrimination, but anmas are a great service, they're clean, and there are some nice hotties, and never any hastle or scams. Happy hobbying.

I know of just one an-ma that charges the same price to foriegners. It is the Ssang an-ma in Youido. It is in the SSang building. They charge 180,000 KRW. The girls are hit and miss, they almost always have a pretty face but the bodies and service quality vary.

To find the SSang an-ma go over the Mapo bridge and take the first left. It will be on your right hand side just before the first traffic light. It is kitty corner from the MBC building.

I do not know if they speak English or not since I can speak Korean. They are always happy to see me and the mamasan always inquires about the service. The place is very clean. You get all the usual services including bbj but they always insist on condom for penetration.

[JoyofSex]

There's an anma by chang-dong station, that's where line 1 and 4 meet at the north-east end of seoul

Exit #2, at the street level turn right. Toward where the plazas are. If you could read a bit of korean, you'll see the sign

Well, I think it was exit #1 and then right, about the third row of buildings, second buildung on the left - right? It says "OK" in english letters? If so, found it. But the guy there spoke virtually no english. Only thing he said was "no sex" while crossing arms before his chest and touching his shoulders. You sure that's the right place?

PS: Ended up frustrated in an BBS - wasn't a bright idea.

[Retard Ed]

How do you get viagra in this country?

[Ronnio]

For my first Korean mongering experience I decided to check out Miari.

I followed the forum directions and got out of Gireum Station Exit 10, and as expected there was a small street with a cloth awning in front of the exit on the right. Ajummas sitting at the entrance and red lights visible in the background. Even without the lights I would have known I was in the right place, because the brothel smell was obvious from the main road.

I took a walk around the block and ended up coming in from the other end, past decrepit shops with broken windows and deserted street food carts. I felt sorry for all the people who must have done a roaring trade a few years ago.

It was about 9pm and most places seemed to be empty, a few with ajummas out the front and closed curtains. Most of them talked to me, and tried to get me inside, offering 70,000won as a first offer. I rejected a few places, full of ugly girls, and finally settled on a girl who had a nice face.

Little did I know that the dresses they wear hide the fact that the girls are on the plump side. In fact, the one I ended up choosing was well overweight, and I don't know how she looked so good in the waiting room.

The tiny room was too hot and on the dirty side, and the whole experience was one I'll never repeat. The girl give the worst service I have ever experienced anywhere in the world, and is one of the ugliest girls I have ever paid for sex. If I had met her at a club I wouldn't have taken her home for free. No chance.

She wiped me down with some wet towels, with no attempt to make it enjoyable, then started giving me a BBBJ for about 30 seconds until I touched her hair, which prompted her to complain, and put the condom on. Then she rolled over and lay there with her eyes closed.

I got bored of missionary and tried to flip her over for doggy, to which she rudely said "why?" in Korean. I said "Doggy juseyo" and she made a face and turned over. I finished pretty quick after that. She told me to dress and go out quickly in Korean, and I did, rejecting the offer of a free yakult on the way out. She spoke to me in banmal the whole time and the whole experience was so bad it was funny. I walked out with a smile on my face anyway.

I took a walk around the rest of the rows after that, taking my time, and didn't see much talent. A lot of plump girls, which is inexcusable. I saw 50 hotter girls on the subway on the way there. From what I remember, Cheonho was much better. Not that I intend to try my luck at an RLD again. I'd rather pay double for a chance of a GFE at an anma.

Summary:

Face: 6 (not much good on closer inspection)
Body: 3
Service: 1

All in all, worth the 70,000 for the experience, as it was an interesting place to take a look around. Next time it'll be an anma/daeddalbang though.

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[Retard Ed]

Lost in Seoul,

For what it's worth, I haven't heard of a westerner getting into an anma for less than 200,000 won. The standard rate for Koreans is 180,000 won, but the whiteys have to pay a bit more. If you, or anyone else, know of an anma accepting westerners for less than 200,000 won, let me know. I frequent a couple of anmas in my area, and am on very good terms with the mama-sans, but have yet to break the sub 200,000 won price tag. However, I choose not to argue over 20,000 won. For some guys, it's all about the principle, and get pissed about the descrimination, but anmas are a great service, they're clean, and there are some nice hotties, and never any hastle or scams. Happy hobbying.

[Lost In Seoul]

Hello All,

As you can see I have become an active member of the ISG Korea community... And left a few good reports, and also received some good tips on where to go, such as COOL in Kangnam.

But now I have a question... That question is what are all the little buildings located between the Yongsan/Samgachi and Sincheon/Hongik University areas?

Mainly I notice a bunch of storefronts with pink colored signs, normally with pictures of drinking glasses, or cherries on them and a bunch of Hanguel (which I can't yet read).

Outside them the doors all appear to be open, and depending on the time (later the better) there are many women standing outside in RLD/Itaewon H.H. type clothing.

From what I can deduce they seem to be either a shady version of a RLD, a bunch of little juicy bars or maybe some sort of massage parlor. I am really not sure thats why I am asking for input from you all.

Or better yet, if one of you wants to go and explore that area with me this weekend, let me know. I will go alone eventually, but I hate exploring on my own in Seoul, just incase i run into a stickey situation its always better to not be alone!

Well, let me know if any of you have any info on this 1 mile (about) stretch of road.

Lost in Seoul!

[Ronnio]

Go down there and ended up walking for about an hour (pissed off as hell at Dizz Hizz) cause I found about 100 food places and one thousand (I'm not kidding) used car parts shops. It's like the parts capital of Korea down there! Anyway, I took one last turn down the only street I hadnt hit and finally found what looked like some bars and flashy neon lights with hearts, etc.

Wrong Exit.

Walking out of either Exit 2 or 3 you will be within 50 metres of an anma. They line the street for 10-20 mins walk on either side.

[Hyu2007]

Does anyone know where the Mongolians live in Seoul. There is supposed to be an area in Seoul that they all live. Thanks. T.

I heard a lot of them live around Dongdaemun. There are Mongolian restaurants, and I believe the embassy is around there, too.

[Run Mann]

Congratulations Ho Man and best regards to you and the future Mrs. Please come back when you can though this board needs you and more posters like you, check your PM.

By the way, I haven't been posting for a while as...I'm about to get married (next month). I finally got sick of the "non-scene" in Korea (the reward stopped justifying the disproportionate effort...) good luck to all, especially to Run Mann and, if he is still around, Gonad Man. I will pop back periodically, no doubt!

[Sketcha]

First of all, Ho Man; congrats, dude. Wish you the best in your upcoming marriage!

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Anma report

There's an anma by chang-dong station, that's where line 1 and 4 meet at the north-east end of seoul

Exit #2, at the street level turn right. Toward where the plazas are. If you could read a bit of korean, you'll see the sign

They do service foreigner. With a foreigner price, unfortunately. Cost will be about 200