Colombo

[John Steevens]

Mango,

I don't want to be too hard on SL Reporter. For one thing he has been honest about what he did, and thereby exposed himself to criticism.

I call it a cultural problem because there is a "macho" attitude among a considerable number of Sri Lankans who feel that it is okay to give the wife or girl-friend a good slap to keep her in her place. I feel that what we should do is to become aware of this tendency and remind ourselves that we are no longer cave-men, and that relationships in the modern world are based on sexual equality.

Tea Boy

Yo Tea Boy! Pass on the wisdom! Our young lads lack it a lot! Keep up the good work!

[Tea Boy]

Mango,
I don't want to be too hard on SL Reporter. For one thing he has been honest about what he did, and thereby exposed himself to criticism.

I call it a cultural problem because there is a "macho" attitude among a considerable number of Sri Lankans who feel that it is okay to give the wife or girl-friend a good slap to keep her in her place. I feel that what we should do is to become aware of this tendency and remind ourselves that we are no longer cave-men, and that relationships in the modern world are based on sexual equality.

Tea Boy

[Mango Jango]

I for one will not risk giving SL Reporter any contacts as he may ruin it for the rest of us. Forget the rights or wrongs, this is just not wise.

[Giggity]

hi giggity,

thanks for taking an interest in us from faraway brazil. you are quite correct in saying that there is grassroots law enforcement in countries like sri lanka. for instance, if a speeding bus knocks down and kills a pedestrian the local population do take the law into their own hands. the usual procedure is that the driver is given a severe beating (unless he does his own disappearing act), and the bus is set on fire.

fortunately, most massage parlours here are run by semi-respectable businessmen, so you can have a massage without fear of your balls being cut off. but you won't get the superb sexual services that you would expect in brazil.

tea boy

i'm not actually from brazil, nor have i ever been there. i'm a pasty white boy from southern california (which i suppose is actually farther from sri lanka than is brazil). but i can understand that you might derive from my username a possible connection to brazil (gig=rio de janeiro's international airport code). i actually have this username in honor of glenn quagmire, a character on the american cartoon show "family guy". "giggity giggity giggity" is his catch phrase that he uses whenever he's horny. i do, however, plan on moving to brazil someday soon, because my cousin married into a brazilian family, and they keep on nudging me to visit. that's why you might have noticed the majority of my few posts have been in the brazil forum.

but in all seriousness, i take the idea of violent mongers pretty seriously, without concern for where they perpetrate their wrongdoings. those mongers who react violently to what is at worst a simple discourtesy are doing themselves a terrible disservice in the long run. not only do they make mongers look bad, but men in general. i have no idea how he could have such a nonchalant attitude about his stray hands.

this will be the last i mention of the incident in question. there's not much more i can say about it. i hope all of you currently in, or planning to visit sl enjoy yourselves. stay safe and behave yourselves!

[Tea Boy]

when law enforcement is as poor as you say it is there in colombo, a grassroots law enforcement usually springs up from the underground.

hi giggity,
thanks for taking an interest in us from faraway brazil. you are quite correct in saying that there is grassroots law enforcement in countries like sri lanka. for instance, if a speeding bus knocks down and kills a pedestrian the local population do take the law into their own hands. the usual procedure is that the driver is given a severe beating (unless he does his own disappearing act), and the bus is set on fire.

fortunately, most massage parlours here are run by semi-respectable businessmen, so you can have a massage without fear of your balls being cut off. but you won't get the superb sexual services that you would expect in brazil.

tea boy

[Stim702]

How did the cowmaids contract cowpox? NOt by simply milking the cows!!!!

Maybe they weren't cow they were milking ! hee hee

[Mrpusa]

To the monger who was shocked at the man who had sex with a cow, according to the Kinsey Repost on Human sexuallity, it is estimated that 5% of all humans have had sex with an animal or bestiality!
Neverthless, in the annuals of human achievements, it was noted by a British Doctor( circa 1900) that cowmaids(females that milk cows) who contracted cowpox(from cows), were immune to the ravages of small pox!
He was so confident that cowpox(which is a substantially milder version of small pox and hence starts the immune system against smallpox virus) that the good doctor, upon wathcing the cowmaids, inffected himself with smallpox various after first inffecting himself with the cowpox virus, he was immune to the much deadlier smallpox! A question arises, the good doctor had to inffect himself directly with cowpox using a syringe, hence the interminginling of body fluids, i.e. blood. How did the cowmaids contract cowpox? NOt by simply milking the cows!!!!

[SL Reporter]

tea boy and hurricane,

thanks for your comments and charging me for unacceptable behaviour. whilst apologising to you two guys, i think these women should not report to work when they have their monthly thing... bcos its such a "turn off" (as for me). they jolly well know that why we go is not to get the services generally perfomed by physiotherapists in hospitals. what a friend told me is that some of these women wear a pad underneath just put the guys off and to give them hj as soon as possible and try and get the next client. (high turnover, low margin business).

[Giggity]

I got up from the massage bed, gave her good slap across her face, told her to get out of the room, had a wash and came off.

Standards of law enforcement in Sri Lanka are so bad that you can get away with physical assault. In an European country the woman would have slapped you back or complained to the Police. You could well have had a criminal conviction.

When law enforcement is as poor as you say it is there in Colombo, a grassroots law enforcement usually springs up from the underground. No phone call, no trial, no checks, no balances. This guy is lucky he didn't simply disappear.

[Anarkali]

Guys,

One of my friend told me that there is a new place near St.Paul's girls school, Milagiriya, Bambalapitiya. As per him, this place is in the vicinity of the SPM girls school. This is located in a old house near the collage. I was not in a possition to get more info from him, since he's close relation of mine.

Do you have any idea about this place?

Ana

[Otuwa Dot Com]

I read on a Sinhala paper yesterday that a man was convicted for having sex with a cow!! (I went, like, are we not doing it almost everyday - if we are lucky?)

Actually, this guy has taken it literally! Don't know whether it is due to lack of women around here now.

The funniest part is that two cops have witnessed this event!! hmmm. Imagine them just watching this guy mounting a cow?

[John Steevens]

Actually I don't mind LP being raided as its quality degraded dramatically over the last few years. Sure they are going to be up and running in few days time. As I saw they were doing some repairs to the main entrance and as well some other doors. Couldn't see that well.

[Tea Boy]

John,
Don't worry, LP will re-open once the owner has given bribes to the correct cops.

Tea Boy

[John Steevens]

I went to LP (the 8th floor) yesterday just to check was's going on. They were doing some repairs to the main area where usually the girls are. A security guy told me that the girls were not around due to the repairs. I told him that everyone knew that the place was raided so no need to lie. Not in an offensive way ) There was one girl in a nearby room but didn't even think about taking her.

[Hurricane]

We mongers have high standards conviction.

I must agree with Tea. In my opinion, there is no excuse for a guy to physically assault a woman. The only exception to this rule is if she is willing. Get up, walk out, complain to the Manager, never sight the place again, and bi*ch about it here on the ISG, are all options you could pursue. Slapping the girl was just too much mate.