Colombo

[Acne Lanka]

This is very good post by Long Shank.

Don't ever take your vehicle near to MP. I had a low battery one day when I parked it in front of Orchid executive near Lalson and I was terrified what to do. It was a terrible experience, as it was around 6pm and all the battery shops were closed. Later managed to find a jumper boy from Slave Island and it didn't also had enough power since my car was Diesel. So I had to call one of my relation and I had to lie a lot to convience him where I have come. I said I came with friends to beach for some fun and they all went since it was late night. Finally tow the vehicle as we can't leave it there.

Dudes

Just some suggestions. If you are married or have a girl friend or parents (which is the case I think with most of us) you should be extra careful when you do the extra curricular activities.


4. Avoid taking your own vehicle to go to these places. You wouldn't want somebody to recognize your vehicle parked in front of a brothel do you? You can park your vehicle in the nearest public car park and take a taxi, 3wheeler or just walk. If you use a taxi or 3 wheeler don't get down right in front of the place. Get down about 50 meters away and walk. Also when you are done, walk a bit and then get a 3 wheeler and avoid hanging around in front of the place waiting for a 3 wheeler.


Happy surfing dudes.

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[Sexmachinelk]

A excellent post by LongShank. Another important thing to remember is that if you love taking kinky pictures/videos using your mobile, please immediately send it to your laptop (which should be immediately accesible, I usually carry mine on those occasions), as otherwise your phone can be stolen while you are on your way home and all your pictures will be posted on the internet the following day! Also as Longshank told, please use some form of encryption, truecrypt is good, even a ZIP file using encryption is as good but use a good password. Please dont save unencrypted images to USB drives or computers, as someone i know got into trouble when his honeymoon pics got leaked, it was either from his lost USB drive or when he gave his PC for repair. Mobile phones can be killers and be carefull, we all remember what happend to the high ranking suntel officer whose self made videos using his phone got posted on the internet when he showed them to his friends.

Also when you go for your mongering activities, go to a safe good clean hotel. Some places i would heartily recommend would be AC room at concorde, dehiwala, Haus Chandra at Mount (very discrete, only problem is it is on a road to a beach) etc. Some miserable places have hidden cameras so avoid such places like the plague, go to a place of repute such as above. There is another extremely discrete place however I will not mention it in a open forum unless requested.

[Ricardino12]

Good post dude.

Dudes

Just some suggestions. If you are married or have a girl friend or parents (which is the case I think with most of us) you should be extra careful when you do the extra curricular activities.

1. Don't ever (ever) give your regular mobile number or home number to any MP, working girl, pimp, etc. or call them using your regular number. Have a separate SIM and use that when you are making calls. If you use your regular SIM, they may call back and your wife, mother, etc. may answer. You can buy a dual SIM phone or a magic sim that can store two or more SIM info. Switch on the secret SIM when you want to make calls and switch it off afterwards. Don't leave your secret SIM activated when the phone is unattended. (i. e. when you are in the shower, etc.) If you have an unregistered SIM (SIMs issued before all these Taliban laws came and which you didn't register afterwards) use that as the secret SIM. Even police wouldn't be able to track you. You can forward calls to your regular SIM to the secret SIM so that you won't miss any regular calls while you are using the secret SIM (but your phone records may show that you have some relationship with the secret SIM) but not vise versa since all your sleezy calls will come to your regular number and your wife may answer.

2. You can use Skype to call regular phones after buying Skype credit. The call will go to US from your PC and from there it will come to SL as an international calls. The call recipient wouldn't see any number other than either the number the Skype server uses or some irrelevant number. But will cost you Rs. 22 per minute because it is an IDD call coming to SL from US. Or if you are rally creative, you can buy a calling card that SL expats use to call SL from UK and call the number given in that card from your regular mobile and then call the SL number. You will be charged double, IDD call from your mobile to the UK number and the call from UK back to LK. It will be somewhat expensive but will be less than Rs. 50 per minute. Anyway, what is Rs 50 compared to your privacy. :-)

3. Avoid joints in areas where you are likely to hangout with your family or the area where you live or where your relatives or family friends live. Incidents like what you have mentioned regarding Ajja can happen.

4. Avoid taking your own vehicle to go to these places. You wouldn't want somebody to recognize your vehicle parked in front of a brothel do you? You can park your vehicle in the nearest public car park and take a taxi, 3wheeler or just walk. If you use a taxi or 3 wheeler don't get down right in front of the place. Get down about 50 meters away and walk. Also when you are done, walk a bit and then get a 3 wheeler and avoid hanging around in front of the place waiting for a 3 wheeler.

5. Have a separate 'mongering' wallet and only take your ID, driver's license and cash when you go mongering. Leave your credit cards, personal info, visiting cards, etc. in your regular wallet. Make an excuse for having 2 wallets like you don't want to loose your cards when you are at the Gym, swimming pool, etc. so that your wife wouldn't wonder why you have 2 wallets.

6. Always have some cock and bull story ready to justify you being in that area if somebody has seen you. eg. if you visited JG at mount and somebody later said that he has seen you go down hotel road at mount, you should be able to say something like "Oh, yah, I went there to get the rates of Berjaya for our annual company party." You should have this story ready even before you go to JG in the first place so even if you bump in to somebody on your way, you have the excuse at the tip of your tongue.

7. Keep your sleazy digital data (eg. digital photos of nude girls, contact info, etc.) encrypted on your PC. Never keep the digigal photos in your camera or phone for long. Your wife may just browse or you may accidently show her or some friend or family member when they ask to view a photo you have just taken on a birthday party or outing. Transfer them to your PC or laptop as soon as possible and store them in an encrypted drive/folder. You can use truecrypt. Just google truecrypt. It's free. It's so safe that not even police will be able to decrypt it without the password.

8. Always have a close friend who is aware of your mongering activities whom you can trust to bail you out if you get caught in a raid without having to call your wife or father. :-)

So finally, as they say, Don't crap where you eat. Keep your regular life completely separate from your sleazy life. :-D

Happy surfing dudes.

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[Long Shank]

Dudes

Just some suggestions. If you are married or have a girl friend or parents (which is the case I think with most of us) you should be extra careful when you do the extra curricular activities.

1. Don't ever (ever) give your regular mobile number or home number to any MP, working girl, pimp, etc. or call them using your regular number. Have a separate SIM and use that when you are making calls. If you use your regular SIM, they may call back and your wife, mother, etc. may answer. You can buy a dual SIM phone or a magic sim that can store two or more SIM info. Switch on the secret SIM when you want to make calls and switch it off afterwards. Don't leave your secret SIM activated when the phone is unattended. (i. e. when you are in the shower, etc.) If you have an unregistered SIM (SIMs issued before all these Taliban laws came and which you didn't register afterwards) use that as the secret SIM. Even police wouldn't be able to track you. You can forward calls to your regular SIM to the secret SIM so that you won't miss any regular calls while you are using the secret SIM (but your phone records may show that you have some relationship with the secret SIM) but not vise versa since all your sleezy calls will come to your regular number and your wife may answer.

2. You can use Skype to call regular phones after buying Skype credit. The call will go to US from your PC and from there it will come to SL as an international calls. The call recipient wouldn't see any number other than either the number the Skype server uses or some irrelevant number. But will cost you Rs. 22 per minute because it is an IDD call coming to SL from US. Or if you are rally creative, you can buy a calling card that SL expats use to call SL from UK and call the number given in that card from your regular mobile and then call the SL number. You will be charged double, IDD call from your mobile to the UK number and the call from UK back to LK. It will be somewhat expensive but will be less than Rs. 50 per minute. Anyway, what is Rs 50 compared to your privacy. :-)

3. Avoid joints in areas where you are likely to hangout with your family or the area where you live or where your relatives or family friends live. Incidents like what you have mentioned regarding Ajja can happen.

4. Avoid taking your own vehicle to go to these places. You wouldn't want somebody to recognize your vehicle parked in front of a brothel do you? You can park your vehicle in the nearest public car park and take a taxi, 3wheeler or just walk. If you use a taxi or 3 wheeler don't get down right in front of the place. Get down about 50 meters away and walk. Also when you are done, walk a bit and then get a 3 wheeler and avoid hanging around in front of the place waiting for a 3 wheeler.

5. Have a separate 'mongering' wallet and only take your ID, driver's license and cash when you go mongering. Leave your credit cards, personal info, visiting cards, etc. in your regular wallet. Make an excuse for having 2 wallets like you don't want to loose your cards when you are at the Gym, swimming pool, etc. so that your wife wouldn't wonder why you have 2 wallets.

6. Always have some cock and bull story ready to justify you being in that area if somebody has seen you. eg. if you visited JG at mount and somebody later said that he has seen you go down hotel road at mount, you should be able to say something like "Oh, yah, I went there to get the rates of Berjaya for our annual company party." You should have this story ready even before you go to JG in the first place so even if you bump in to somebody on your way, you have the excuse at the tip of your tongue.

7. Keep your sleazy digital data (eg. digital photos of nude girls, contact info, etc.) encrypted on your PC. Never keep the digigal photos in your camera or phone for long. Your wife may just browse or you may accidently show her or some friend or family member when they ask to view a photo you have just taken on a birthday party or outing. Transfer them to your PC or laptop as soon as possible and store them in an encrypted drive/folder. You can use truecrypt. Just google truecrypt. It's free. It's so safe that not even police will be able to decrypt it without the password.

8. Always have a close friend who is aware of your mongering activities whom you can trust to bail you out if you get caught in a raid without having to call your wife or father. :-)

So finally, as they say, Don't crap where you eat. Keep your regular life completely separate from your sleazy life. :-D

Happy surfing dudes.

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[Sexmachinelk]

Sunilaiya,

Hi man. A girl taking your wallet, that should not be tolerated.

I agree, with such a girl you should immediately complain to the management. Also fellow mongers beware about leaving your purse, trousers etc when you go to shower etc after the massage, as these girls often steal money when you are not looking. Once at the old aorta I had a HJ and the girl asked me to go to the wash room and shower, I of course took my trousers and purse too to the shower room. The girl asked me to leave my trousers in the room, but I did not want to chance it, they can take the indentity card and find out who you are etc. Another horrible experience happened to one of my friends who had many "enemies", he went to a MP which he was known to frequent and left his clothes to go and have a wash, and the next day he discovered that his credit card was missing! By that time the damage was done and the credit card had been fleeced for more than 1.5 laks, he did not want to complain as he is a married man and it would have been embarrasing to go to the police. These girls would see their own mothers for money so be carefull my friends.

[Ian Botha]

went to lw yesterday but the security guy was paraniod and even without me asking said there is only massage. this would have easily let the cat out of the bag. he said i will have to see the dr. first ha ha. so he preteded to call a dr. and said i can have a massage. over the phone consultation .anyway i had no option as i was not introduced before, took a rs. 3,000 thia massage. the lady in=charge mentioned by many was not in, so a skimpy thai gave was the one to take the money, first thought she will give the massage but another girl with more flesh came in to the room with 3 beds. massage was ok but as already told in the forum no extras. the receptionist girl was watching the other girl do the massage. i winked them at both and the so called dr. a man in black trouser and a white shirt came to have peep, he does not look like any dr. but a old security fellow. the girl said she is amy and the friend is jenny but i doubt this as i saw somewhere in this forum that they have gone back.

i would not recommend to spend rs. 3,000 on this massage and waste money best is to either go to jh or gh and get a better service. the scrutiny is too much here unless you hit the jackpot like few others. advice is to avoid if you cannot get a introduction. better get a massage from tep at colombo 3 at rs. 1,000 with a few extras.

[Ian Botha]

Sunilaiya,

Hi man. A girl taking ur wallet, that should not be tolerated.

[Tea Boy]

Wasnt really sure if others knew this or another report in here was related; Apparently there was a raid on a 'brothel run under the cover of a aryuvedic medicine center in attidiya run by a popular actress'. One of the websites have named the actresses to be Sureni Senarath. Apparently the LE has done its usual ploy by appearing as clients who wanted to buy the services. More details at gossiplanka DOT ******** DOT com

(The site it self is not a credible source, but for what its worth, it DOES carry the latest gossip)

Lavan,

Thanks for the report. The site you refer to is a Sinhala language "blog".

Tea Boy

[Lavan]

Wasnt really sure if others knew this or another report in here was related; Apparently there was a raid on a 'brothel run under the cover of a aryuvedic medicine center in attidiya run by a popular actress'. One of the websites have named the actresses to be Sureni Senarath. Apparently the LE has done its usual ploy by appearing as clients who wanted to buy the services. More details at gossiplanka DOT ******** DOT com

(The site it self is not a credible source, but for what its worth, it DOES carry the latest gossip)

[Raven John]

If I get a chance I would smash the s-it out of this guy AJA. As I have come across very similar situations too. I told about this before as well. The guy came and annoyed me when I was with a group of girls from college and my GF. May be I shud take a huge rod and smash the as----le up.

The quality of the girls are very low. And acceptable looking women have shitty attitudes and service and the place is so f. G dirty. It is possibe to even get loads of diseases by using thier towels and bed sheet. Damn of a place.

Yes, true.. I also came across similar incidents at home. He called and directly ask questions without verifying who is answering to the phone.

Raiding... I feel they have taken measure than other places. Because one day once I went there they said all are busy and come another day. And some luxury cars out there, (duty free) Next day once I went there they said big police officers of Bambalapitiya and Wellawatta came on that day and all the girls given to them.

That is how they are running the business..

- SLG -

[Sl Guy]

Yes, true.. I also came across similar incidents at home. He called and directly ask questions without verifying who is answering to the phone.

Raiding... I feel they have taken measure than other places. Because one day once I went there they said all are busy and come another day. And some luxury cars out there, (duty free) Next day once I went there they said big police officers of Bambalapitiya and Wellawatta came on that day and all the girls given to them.

That is how they are running the business..

- SLG -

Well my self and a few other guys in the forum have already complained about Bamba TEP. The AJA guy is the type of person with no manner and would come and talk shit like mahathiya baduwak onne dhe or aluth lamai avilla innawa when you with your wife/gf/mum dad or what ever. He doesn't care.

Also the place is close to a famous girls school as you know so a higher watch out is required as it may get raided.

[Ricardino12]

Wat the hell man, you say her attitude is good. Sounds like a shitty, arrogant and low lifed ***** with no manners to pull the wallet out her self. I would have got tottaly pissed if she has attempted that on me, or simply called up the managment and informed.

Anyway dude glad you had a good time.

Ok guys went to suweda a few days back and fortunately v**na was there. They have upped the 750 rate to 800 and well as most of you know don’t ask what you get coz you do that at the massage. Apparently I had stirred up some shit the last time I was there.

Anyway got her and went to the room, after changing she asked me to turn around for the massage and I said lets start with the HJ, and since she made me cum twice the last time I want her to make it three. She was very accommodating and GFE but unfortunately to my surprise she got my pants and took out my wallet and asked how much I was going to give her(was a bit disappointed), I had about 4k in there and just her to take how ever much she wanted and she took 1k. And proceeded. Anyway long story short it took about 6 mins or so and she was able to make me cum three times, and I was pretty happy for that fact that I came and she was able to again step up to the challenge. Then she started the massage which was pretty relaxing at the time.

By the way they are now wearing a nurse sort of outfit so access is a bit hard although I had a full access pass, probably coz she is pretty comfortable with me now.

To be honest I am a bit shaken up that she reached for my wallet and unlike last time started asking about a tip, but I might consider going back to see if she can pull it off 4 times.

Looks : 5/10
Attitude: 8/10
Hands: 5/10
Body: 6/10
Boobies: 7/10
Shake: 20/10
Damage: 800/= + 1000 Tip 30min (45 mins but she had somehow taken off 15 which I didn’t complain about.

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[Sunilaiya]

Ok guys went to suweda a few days back and fortunately v**na was there. They have upped the 750 rate to 800 and well as most of you know don’t ask what you get coz you do that at the massage. Apparently I had stirred up some shit the last time I was there.

Anyway got her and went to the room, after changing she asked me to turn around for the massage and I said lets start with the HJ, and since she made me cum twice the last time I want her to make it three. She was very accommodating and GFE but unfortunately to my surprise she got my pants and took out my wallet and asked how much I was going to give her(was a bit disappointed), I had about 4k in there and just her to take how ever much she wanted and she took 1k. And proceeded. Anyway long story short it took about 6 mins or so and she was able to make me cum three times, and I was pretty happy for that fact that I came and she was able to again step up to the challenge. Then she started the massage which was pretty relaxing at the time.

By the way they are now wearing a nurse sort of outfit so access is a bit hard although I had a full access pass, probably coz she is pretty comfortable with me now.

To be honest I am a bit shaken up that she reached for my wallet and unlike last time started asking about a tip, but I might consider going back to see if she can pull it off 4 times.

Looks : 5/10
Attitude: 8/10
Hands: 5/10
Body: 6/10
Boobies: 7/10
Shake: 20/10
Damage: 800/= + 1000 Tip 30min (45 mins but she had somehow taken off 15 which I didn’t complain about.

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[Jay Dee]

Further to a report posted on this forum by another member, I paid a visit here and was lucky enough to get the girl S* as mentioned she provided a damm fine massage especially the upper shoulders, she was pleasant clean and had the softest hands I have come across, did not ask for a tip and left me very satisfied

This place is nice and modern with hot water and clean tiled toilet.
Cost 1000/ plus Tip 600/- .

Looks - Slim, small boobs, not really beautiful but and very pleasant looks and demur.
Upper body - 7/10
GFE 7/10
Peaceful location
Only wish they had larger towels as it did not even go round me.

Regards
JD

[Jay Dee]

Hi you have said some valid comments, some of the newly opened places do not have even a valid license and these sometimes are allowed to run because they pay the cops a bribe but usually as it happens sometimes another police branch will do the raid.

The thing is this , having a Licensed Massage/Spa Parlor is not against the law but providing sexual release is a violation of the law, now the cops have no way of knowing what happens when the customer is in the privacy of his room but if they suspect some place and a particular girl is giving good service they will send a cop in civil and trick the girl to provide a BBBJ or FS, this is the exact same thing that happened to the Spa opposite Mag City many months back (report is in one of my posts where the customers and the girls were bundled into a van and taken to the station and only because of the owners quick response in sending his lawyers were the customers released very late in the night after taking down their statements - also note that contrary to the so called law of being able to make a phone call this usually does not happen as the first thing the cops ask is to switch off mobile phones )

Chinese places are eve more risky as some of these girls have expired visa or do not have the necessary papers to work in Sri Lanka)

But now it is quite tough on the cops too as the government is putting pressure on them to clean up the country, we need to device a a method of providing these useful reports to genuine mongers (regular as well as the senior members) but at the same time protect these places, some places we have names as TEP1, 2 and 3 maybe we can improve on this.

We are in a sort of Catch-22 situation maybe some smart members can make some suggestions

regards
JD

A lot of us mongers are worried about the security of the MP's we frequent, because we dont want to be caught in a police raid. There are several things one should understand in this situation.
1. Frequent well established places with a good history of not being raided.
2. Frequent a MP during the period following raid.
3. Avoid Newly established MP's.

Every MP is known both to the police as to the (now deceased) underworld. They pay the police as well as the underworld protection money. Even police top brass frequent the MP's for a free massage and HJ (also free too) in order to relieve their stress of upholding the law and order of this country. Generally police dont raid these places as they payup, and a raid happenning usually means that the police want to teach the guy a lesson cuz he has not payed up etc.

Well established MP's generally have payed protection money for the cops for a long time and are left alone. Its the newly established ones that are dangerous as they may not have payed with their owner thinking foolishly that he can remain undetected. It is safe to visit a MP in the immediate aftermath of a raid as generally the police leave them alone for a long time afterwards. These raids are not to put them out of business but to teach them a lesson kind of thing. Afterall the police want their money as well, close down all MP's and the police would have lost a substantial amount if their monthly income as well.

The other thing is that many mongers are worried if the police is searching these forums, the actual issue is that the police have no need, as the local police will be the first to know if a MP is running in the area. Word of mouth spreads fast and I am sure we all are intellegent enough to know that the police will know within a few days....