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[Member #4746]

Dear Avid Reader,

I have dirty little tale to tell. Plucked right out of the bowels of.

Chapter 1- the low down, modus operandi.

In fact coming back to normal writing methods, I was in hibernation post "yahapalanaya" et al. I was enticed back to mongering due to the modern day Lanka ads and forum postings. I have penned a few of my experiences which you might or might not find fruitful.

A word of caution, I have been in mongering more than 10+ years with massages, FS etc. And although not a connoisseur, has a fair amount of experiences to what is good experience against what is not. So my preference will differ from another person's, what I may find shitty may be good to another, depends on each other's taste, I may not like MILFS or GILFS but some may like them. So please don't attack me or criticize unduly.

Look at how technology had changed mongering through the years. First there were MP's few and far between. Biota, green herbal, Gajaba mount, a few brothels run surreptitiously. Then the flood gates were open with MP's and brothels run in their guise. Now with the advent of online ads, it's just a matter of time when these MP's and Brothels will face extinction.

Most of the girls in Lanka ads, are recycled old hands in their trade, some far beyond their expiry dates, some are pimps and a few MP's. Most of the recycled women have jacked up their prices to double or triple the going rate. They thrive due to the excess demand, cunning marketing gimmicks, photography, lighting and the unassuming punters like me. They depend not on the repetitive customer, but on the first time losers. They have so much of new customers, who get fooled by the photos and adverts. They promise the sun and the moon. In a brothel the punter can pick and choose, haggle for the money, tips etc. Here it's not the case, you don't see the face, you don't know the service standards. Once you go there, there is no return. From the providers point of view it's a new lease of life. No police issues, openly advertise sex, no middle men, unlike in brothels and MPS no cut, no police issues. These women rent apartments, for 6,7 K per day and ply their trade. Gone are the days of GFE's repetitive customers etc. It's a business now, they have targets for the day, month etc. The monger is just a commodity in their trade.

To be continued.

[Inspector Sam]

I agree with you mate.

One mostly ends up disappointed after responding to Lanka Ads. Of course there may be exceptions but the probability of one ending up scratching one's b*l*s is very high.

Haha Quite true bro.

[Atliya2]

Went to meet this lady advertised in both MR and lankaads. She specially mentioned "Nuru Massage". She is a MILF. In mid 30's. Not a beauty queen (5/10). Not fair or not really dark. Very talkative. Her Nuru massage was good. She put maximum effort to satisfy you. She like to have a conversation while massaging. Also, if you want you can massage her too. Also, she provides full service with fore play. She really enjoys that. Not a clock watcher. Basically, had a pleasant experience.

Damage Rs 8500 for 1 HR. Will repeat.

[MahaHoora]

I agree with you mate.

One mostly ends up disappointed after responding to Lanka Ads. Of course there may be exceptions but the probability of one ending up scratching one's b*l*s is very high.

I to have being cheated by the same clan, they post there availability from 10 am to 12 am in the midnght for 6 k around the Borella area. One day not long ago called them in the midnight and was told to visit the bro xxxxx, uupon my inquire for a selection I was told that they indeed had a selection but when I arrived at the place there was no selection just one lady who came from a car where there were clearly some others in it as well. She was in her forties with curled hair, not a looker was polite enough to direct me to handover the nic to the counter pyjama boy and go straight to the room had to hand over 6 k and requested me to go change and come so did she was in a hurry straight down to business was like in a super hurry and what she was telling me from the beiging was "(blue)(Non-English text deleted by Admin)(/blue)". The matured women these fellows advertise for bogus ages with over worked sessions and heavy price tag. Mine was not worth anything more than a 3 k.

In short avoid them.

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[Samanalaya]

This girl asked me to come to Arthusa lane at Wellawatte. Then asked to deposit money and show the bank slip. Until then I thought it's a real deal. Then I told her only I can give cash when I come there. Then she didn't answer my call thereafter. Guys never deposit money in advance and it's a fraud. Her name is Sanu. And the phone number ends with 647. Revealing such scams with names and place is what we should do.

Thanks machan.

Just to add one more, beware!

There was a new add a couple of days back, another Taniya! Advertisement goes as 'VIP service' (spelled with 2's' Photo of a very fair & curvy girl in a yellow dress. I'm pretty sure its a photo of an Indian chick, but she insisted it was her, just wanted to try, called her up, asked me to come near a street in Wella and call. When I did she gave an apartment complex name and a flow number and said I need to deposit the money and call with the slip to get the unit number. I smelt this to be fishy and insisted on paying cash. But she kept on saying she doesn't accept cash. I said forget it and came back!

This has all the makings of a racket, so beware boys!

Cheers.

[Inspector Sam]

They have just made a new ad on Lanka ads. This time it carries the headless picture of a voluptuous girl.

So let's compare the pic in the ad today (1) with those (2,3) of the real deal I got yesterday, answering to the same number.

I thought I should call the bluff.

P.S. In my experience, it was not even Robella as stated in the ad. It was Thimbiri. That could be excused though, given safety concerns.

I to have being cheated by the same clan, they post there availability from 10 am to 12 am in the midnght for 6 k around the Borella area. One day not long ago called them in the midnight and was told to visit the bro xxxxx, uupon my inquire for a selection I was told that they indeed had a selection but when I arrived at the place there was no selection just one lady who came from a car where there were clearly some others in it as well. She was in her forties with curled hair, not a looker was polite enough to direct me to handover the nic to the counter pyjama boy and go straight to the room had to hand over 6 k and requested me to go change and come so did she was in a hurry straight down to business was like in a super hurry and what she was telling me from the beiging was "[Non-English text deleted by Admin]". The matured women these fellows advertise for bogus ages with over worked sessions and heavy price tag. Mine was not worth anything more than a 3 k.

In short avoid them.

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove text not in English. While I encourage contributions from all volunteers, the Forum is an English-only website. Please do not post reports in any language other than English. If you wish to post text in any language other than English, then please include a full English translation.Thanks!

[MahaHoora]

They have just made a new ad on Lanka ads. This time it carries the headless picture of a voluptuous girl.

So let's compare the pic in the ad today (1) with those (2,3) of the real deal I got yesterday, answering to the same number.

I thought I should call the bluff.

P.S. In my experience, it was not even Robella as stated in the ad. It was Thimbiri. That could be excused though, given safety concerns.

[RaviKapoor1]

Senior members please help!

I am coming to Colombo for 4 days mid September. Please suggest good escort services as well as girls who can be with us as we are 4 friends. We want friendly GFE type of gitls who are ready for action as well.

We will look after them and also take them around, Russians also preferred along with good locals.

[MahaHoora]

Saw this ad on Lanka Ads. VIP Service 'Robella'.

This is what it said:

"This my real pic. Age 25 year old. Full service 6000 only (with luxury room) Appointment 9 AM to 12 PM. Genuine customer call me xxxxxxx / xxxxxxx / xxxxxxx".

Decided to take a chance on her.

I was asked to come near Pizza Hut, Thimbiri. When I did so, she directed me to Rela* O* which is down a byroad there. One of the many guest houses of the chain in Colombo and suburbs. So much for the luxury room !

When I went there expecting to find her, I was told by a peevish looking young shrimp of a reception guy that, "they come from outside". Had to wait about 20 minutes until I spotted the dame (not a girl) walking down the approach path with a grinning but most unwelcome guy. Probably her handler. They said their vehicle had had a breakdown. She was clearly in her early or mid 40's. Just a little bit sexy with a lot of makeup, like the typical working girl. Petite too. So much for the '25-year-old'.

I also realised from her voice that she was not the same person who had answered my initial call in response to the ad. The initial call was answered by someone who sounded a young girl. By the way, neither of them told me their name until I had arrived on the scene. Later the dame, while in bed, told me hesitantly that her name was Dilrukshi, which I didn't believe.

Since I had spent quite a bit of time getting there and waiting, I decided to go ahead with the exercise. The guy just stayed away, which was good.

I was asked by the dame to pay Rs. 1000 to the reception guy for the room. Then I casually got her to confirm that it was out of her Rs. 6000 fee. She hesitated a bit and said yes. Again, so much for the luxury room. The room was with an old red cement floor; no a/c. The bathroom was clean and OK. For Rs. 1000 it was OK. After all the total cost of the exercise was to be Rs. 6000/- as I had expected, anyway.

She was a little less that 5 feet tall. Not a great body but not bad either. Not much foreplay. Just a CBJ. She seemed clean. So took the risk of going down on her. She was aroused a wee bit. (As usual I had my supply of detergents ready for a near-tsunami gargle.) Then I thought of ending it soon. Took her in traditional style. She was not up for cowgirl. Reached the goal with some mental effort. She enjoyed it, surprisingly, and she did have an orgasm I guess.

I told her to leave while I was taking a shower saying I'd take quite a bit of time. Wasn't to keen to have her hanging around. I kept the bathroom door ajar to ensure she wouldn't go away with my phone.

What I realised was that some ads on Lanka ads, like the one I had responded to, are placed by a group of girls (or dames !) led by a handler. Anyone who calls would get one of the girls in the group. In such cases it is not a particular girl placing her own ad. The picture would be fake then. Interestingly, while in the act, the dame told me, "Mata tip ekak ehema dennako patiyo." (What about a tip for me babe? That made me realise that she was not in control but that guy was. Generally a girl who places an ad and receives customers would not ask for a tip, right?

It was not worth the time and the money.

Look at the pics. The first was in the ad. The second - well that's of the dame who really came. Enough said.

I expected a young flame
Whom, for a while, I could claim
But all I got was a dame
And it was a real big shame !

[Lawanya]

Mate it was my close friend's experience with her that I reported. She's a fraud all right.

Subsequent to my friend's experience, I did something which cannot be reported here.

It's good that you thought a lesson to her for the things did to you. Did you report her to LE?

[MahaHoora]

Mate it was my close friend's experience with her that I reported. She's a fraud all right.

Subsequent to my friend's experience, I did something which cannot be reported here.

The ad look like the same girl which cheated Mahahoora in broad daylight after taking him to small alley which he can't take his car anywhere. These girls do lot of tricks like this. It's good that our senior member like Mahahoora warned us before anybody else get into her trap. It's very strange that nobody reported her in the forum although many would have tried to have a session with her. She look top class. I would suggest Mahahoora to try her again with new sim card and go with LE to catch her, you might able to save lot of innocent fellow mongers.

[Nawkaraya]

Hi all,

I've been a silent reader of the forum for awhile & decided to share some experiences I had recently.

Made an appointment through WhatsApp with MR, Am_ _da. She is bit older than the photographs & bit chubby. Agreed to meet her at her place in Colombo. She was punctual & warmly greeted. Once met she offered another friend of her for a threesome with additional half of her rate. Both of us had shower. She had a big boobs & great ass. Started with kissing, did a massage & a booby massage.

She did a great blow job. Did her & the other in cowgirl & doggy. Could not last longer & released the load. After had shower with both of them. Clean apartment, ample & well covered parking.

Face: 6.

Body: 7 (chubby).

Boobs: 8 (big).

GFE: 7.

Damage: 27 k for both.

WIR: yes.

[VeeAva]

Not at all worth 8 k. Flat chest (I think I have bigger boobs). Very mechanical. Minimal GFE and foreplay.

[Tannyc]

Hi all,

I have been a silent observer to all the conversation on poor service, high pricing and mongers being duped.

These are my humble thoughts on this.

The supply and quality of any product is always dictated by the demand in the market. So this would translate to the price and quality of service being driven by all fellow mongers. If we are willing to pay unreasonable rates and put up with poor service I think we have to blame ourselves one-way or the other.

Advertisements will always be designed to entice and actual delivery almost always far less than promised. All these ladies ad's on Lanka-ads and MR are using this same thought pattern.

So the question is how do we work around this. I believe that people don't agree pay for unreasonable prices for unknown services. In your preminary discussion with the so called lady you can insist that if the pictures don't match the advertisement that there is no deal. If one was to look a little closely at the pictures posted there are hints that the bodies don't match with the said age. Further names change but the body remains the same to avoid bad service being detected.

If all stand as one this situation can be changed to some reasonable level. Also being more careful and use the brain better when deciding and be very very careful and cunning in negotiating.

However I must say that I am a firm believer in being reasonable. We have to appreciate the other human being by being reasonable in our requests for service and rewarding good work in reasonable manner. One must not forget that most service providers except for a few resort to this due to extreme situations.

Happy mongering all.

Agree with him.

[The Ass]

Has anyone tried the services of sexqueen on A. Hub. How is she? How do you get in contact with her?