Taipei

[Ace Gallant]

Nothing new to report about the Sauna as it was reported here a couple of times before but just wanted to add a funny incident which happened a few days ago and was told by my host in Taipei.

He brought his friend to Caesar's World Sauna (Ya Tai 亚太 ). As usual every went on smoothly the service was performed etc etc.... but when he went back the resting room, he found his friend in a shock stage in which he told him that unknowingly he had barebacked the Massage girl and cummed inside her. This is how it happened:

While banging her, suddenly the girl cried out in pain that his dick was banging into her Cervix and so he withdrawn slightly outwards and continued to bang her in missionary position. The girls was continuously letting out cries of pain but he finally cummed inside her. While drawing his dick completely the girls found that the condom is not on his dick and they started to panicked. The girls started accusing him for secretly removing the condom so that he can enjoy himself more but he said he will never take such risk. They searched around for the condom on the bed, floor etc, but would not find it. Inserting deep her two fingers deep into her vagina she than found the condoms in stuck deep in her Cervix and with some pain she managed to pull it out. The scary part now is that both of them found not a single drop of his cum are in the condom, her fingers are cum covered and there are cum dripping from her vagina! That totally frick him out. The girl rush into the showers and not even closing the shower blinds, he saw her attempting to wash her vagina clean of the all cum. 5 mins later she dressed up and rush out of the room leaving him in the shower washing himself off. The girl returned back to the room after 5 mins but yet now she can joked about now his might going to be the father of her kid 9 months later! . That totally scare the hell out of him!! While leaving the room, the girl still reminded him to return to the Sauna to visit her and “his kid” often.

He guy returned to the resting room and relate the whole story in a stage of shocked to my host in Taipei and was not able to get over his bad experience for the next few days. The manager when being told this story, proceeded to say that “Don’t worry, it totally safe, our girls are soooo… clean that you can do her bareback all the tme and will not catch anything.” She also said that such a case happens all the time and it happened to one of her girls just the day before!

After hearing this story, I told my host that his friend must have pencil dick that is able to push the condom into the cervix!

Enjoy!
AG

[Ace Gallant]

Hi,

I am coming into town for 2 days stop over from this Wed, anyone like to hook up? Please send me a PM.

Enjoy!
AG (formerly Darkman2)

[Eric Hong]

I was at? (the one on NanJing E. Rd? ) last month and took a 19 yo back to my hotel. Got to tell you, the girls in that uniform shop has to be the hottest I've ever seen in Taipei. All I remember was 4 guys / 5 hrs cost around $1200 USD and take out girls were additional $250 USD.

Tried to find this place above as well as another of Vinifera's suggestions? Nothing. The place no longer exists. Did I make a mistake. Vinifera, have they shut down or moved?

[Steve Naive]

Hmm, well I am a bit apprehensive since I've never done this before. You understand that when jumping out of a plane with a parachute you want to make sure the parachute is well prepared and should be able to hold you after the jump so as you do not land on your ass going 200 km/h. Hope you understand.

No need to be apprehensive - providing any information that helps the rest of us find satisfaction (or avoid problems) will always be welcome.

A good report would include the key information needed to get similar service:

• location (address, nearby landmark such as MRT station, how to get there if not obvious)
• time of day that you went, or better, when you think the services are available
• what you paid for what kind of services
• the quality of the services provided, and perhaps the provider
• a brief story about what happened so we know what to expect, and whether we want it
• any other tips or suggestions

Anything else you care to share is fine, but the key information is where to start and what we need. Just take this from the approach of what you have needed when you were looking, and tell the story from your perspective. If you look around the Forums, you'll see that it sure does not need to be perfect ;-).

[Stew2]

Hmm, well I am a bit apprehensive since I've never done this before. You understand that when jumping out of a plane with a parachute you want to make sure the parachute is well prepared and should be able to hold you after the jump so as you do not land on your ass going 200 km/h. Hope you understand.

Indeed. That's why you do your homework before asking people to repeat the same information they have already posted. Asking without having done some research first is exactly that: jumping out of the plane with no parachute. And guess what - no one is going to give you what you need that way. Do some homework, ask specific questions that make sense given what has already been posted, and then contribute something so when another "Its that Guy" comes along, you can point him to your own story and say - "RTFF". I promise you, you'll have a shit-eating grin on your face when you do.

[Its That Guy]

Hey IT Guy, you probably aren't going to get answers to a broad question like that. Besides, everything you need to know to find your own providers is in the forum.

The purpose of the forum is to report on what we learn out in the field. Perhaps you could do some of that, instead of just asking questions?

For example, did you visit that hotel that Janggo talked about, for which I gave you very detailed instructions on finding it? Tell us about your experience, please.

Hmm, well I am a bit apprehensive since I've never done this before. You understand that when jumping out of a plane with a parachute you want to make sure the parachute is well prepared and should be able to hold you after the jump so as you do not land on your ass going 200 km/h. Hope you understand.

[Steve Naive]

Want to shoot me an e-mail with info on some hot providers?

Hey IT Guy, you probably aren't going to get answers to a broad question like that. Besides, everything you need to know to find your own providers is in the forum.

The purpose of the forum is to report on what we learn out in the field. Perhaps you could do some of that, instead of just asking questions?

For example, did you visit that hotel that Janggo talked about, for which I gave you very detailed instructions on finding it? Tell us about your experience, please.

[Its That Guy]

Want to shoot me an e-mail with info on some hot providers?

[Janggo]

Because at least three methods for spelling Chinese words in Roman characters are employed in Taiwan, it can be confusing, and you have to think with sounds rather than reply on Roman spellings. Let's pick it apart from Janggo's original instructions:

Janggo, thanks for your helpful postings. By clarifying your instructions, I am in no way criticizing your spelling, just observing that confusion runs rampant because of the three translation schemes.

Hi guys,

Great analysis of the spelling there by Steve. Thanks for clearing out the confusion that spelling could cause when you are can't read chinese. The ultimate goal is to get some good girls and have fun.

I see that you guys have been to some places where there aren't much action going around. Taipei is filled with great looking girls who are service providers but you will just have to look at the right places. I get text messages all the time from providers, though you will have to prepared to pay at least 3 to 4k.

[Bruce64]

Anyone spoiled by the slim beautifes available in, for example, Bangkok, Taipei won't seem appealing. But there's no place like Bangkok.

Never tried Bangkok but sure sounds appealing. I will add that on my next trip.

The girl available to me was about 40 years old and slim and did not seem to offer any service to remember. So I declined.

I have been to Huaxi Street Market and will report on that shortly. There are many many and many girls. Just have to know what to choose as som go as far as hmm 60. One spoke English but many plain ugly becuase of probably the lack of makeup skills. I have not tried yet but I am looking into it.

[Steve Naive]

The girl inside, sitting on a couch, with the mamasan just outside making a sign to come in and smiled at me. I did not smile back as I did not find my hostess interesting at all.

So I did not risk it and stayed out. Yes if you are stuck in this city and would like to experience the taiwanese moans, this can be it, but there is courage and there is investment and risks.

I'm not sure what the risk would be here, other than the risk of a substandard provider. in which case you say no thanks and leave. I didn't see any danger in this place.

FWIW the provider I saw leaving was marginally doable, maybe 30-35 and chubby in a buxom way, decent face, far from the worst I have seen in Taipei.

Anyone spoiled by the slim beautifes available in, for example, Bangkok, Taipei won't seem appealing. But there's no place like Bangkok.

[Its That Guy]

Hmm, ok thanks for the info. I will try to find it next week after I get back from a trip to HK. I'm pretty sure I can find more p4p in HK then TW though, which is sad for us in TW for a long time.

[Bruce64]

I inquired about a room, which is NT600 (don't know how long); I did not go up and request a girl like Janggo did, but from here you're on your own. I did see a lady leaving the hotel who looked very much like a P4P provider. Nobody said this was going to be easy, but that makes it all the more of an adventure!

It is indeed a hard to find place. The cab driver had no idea what I was talking about. So we drove around a bit and found the place.

The girl inside, sitting on a couch, with the mamasan just outside making a sign to come in and smiled at me. I did not smile back as I did not find my hostess interesting at all. It is true that even the streets are filled with tweenies there will be never any 20 something girl offering services.

So I did not risk it and stayed out. Yes if you are stuck in this city and would like to experience the taiwanese moans, this can be it, but there is courage and there is investment and risks.

[Steve Naive]

Some have said that there are no longer "touch touch teashops," or "mo mo cha", in the Huaxi (Snake Alley) Street Market area. One poster from this thread told me via PM that he found a lane with like 30 of them somewhere off Huaxi St, and he paid NT500 for tea and touching, and after that you can negotiate other services.

I decided to take a serious wander around, including various lanes, to find out what a MoMo was like. First I found small, plain places with signs with chasing lights around the perimeter, Chinese characters, and the Roman characters "OK". I guess that these are low-cost Karaoke shops for locals; I have not been in them.

Later I found a shop that shows a hand and three hearts (my photo attached), similar to an earlier posting for MOMO signs. Then, walking down one lane, I was invited to come in for some tea by two ladies in front of a shop.

CAVEAT: Those of you who only want sex with beautiful 20-somethings probably won't find what you're looking for here. The ladies in this area are not young and beautiful. As one poster put it, some are older than the temple. Some ARE really old and haggard looking, and the younger ones are chubby or not good-looking. But it is much less expensive than a Sauna if you find an acceptable lady, and I found a slim and reasonably attractive 40ish woman who I enjoyed being with.

(For a laugh, read about my first experience with an older SW for 300 baht in Bangkok.)

Details: Inside the Tea Shop

Both ladies accompanied me into a room about 2m square with aircon. It also had a small Karaoke machine. As we started with tea, eventually the one who spoke reasonable English told me that the price would be NT1000 for both ladies, and that I could touch that (other) one. I preferred the English speaker, who was slim, decent body with small features, and had probably been very cute 20 years ago, and not bad even now. In dismissing the other, I was asked to give her 100NT. I asked how much for one girl, and she said 300NT (more on this below); I agreed, and she closed the door.

I learned that we had 2 hours, and she did not hurry anything. We could chat, drink tea, and cuddle. I could touch her anywhere, though she did not undress. HJ to completion was part of the deal.

I asked her if the tea shop was called a "mo mo cha" in Chinese. She grinned and asked, who told you that? I told her a friend did. She said they are called something else in Chinese - maybe Lei Di Cha, but I could be way off - she said it meant "old man tea". Why? Most of the customers are local men in 40s and 50s and older; she had a 90-year-old customer once. Not many foreigners. I'm sure that to the 90yo, the ladies look young and cute. I hope I'm still feeling randy at that age...

Clearly this is a locals' market where economy is more important than the lady's looks.

When it was time to go, and I gave her an NT500 bill, asked for change. She said the price was NT600. I thought you said NT300? Oh, that's my part... the room is another NT300. So with my total damage NT700, I paid more than my PM buddy said, but for this first experience I don't care.

What I found around that area

I walked around a lot after I left. Invitations were made at a few other shops I passed. Where I did not get invited in, I think I could have if I had walked up; they were just less aggressive. Most storefronts had dolled-up ladies in front, or in a room just inside, and I didn't see anything else for sale in the area, so it is clearly an entertainment district..

At one intersection, an older woman offered me a younger woman for sex, she said NT1000, but I did not check it out.

Aside from the tea house experience, I think you can probably get a lady in a shorttime hotel, in a karaoke, etc. I think it is not limited to the rectangular area I explored: other reports mentioned a BBS near Ximending, and Jango went into a hotel, got a room, and they arranged a companion... asked them just a few blocks to the north of Snake Alley. I found a bunch of SWs in the area later at night (see below). So I think there are a lot of options.

How to Find It

If you want to check it out, go to the famous Snake Alley / Huaxi Street Market, then walk south on Huaxi St, and cross Guangzhou St. It looks like a continuation of Huaxi Street, but I think it is a lane off of Heping W Rd Sec 3. Look in the streets and lanes from this lane: Sanshui St, Lane 186 Guangzhou St, etc, are full of establishments.

The area I explored was bounded by Guangzhou St to the north, Wuzhou St to the west, Xiyuan Rd Sec 1 to the east, and Heping Rd Sec 3 to the south; this is not a big area.

MRT Longshan is at the corner of Xiyuan and Heping. Tabasco72 has provided a good map of the area to help find it all. This is probably the "red area" he was looking for.

Nearby SWs

A few nights earlier, I saw about 8 SWs of similar quality to the Snake Alley ladies, around 9:30pm along Kangding St between Guilin St and and (I think) Guangzhou St (it might have been Guiyang St Sec 2). I didn't stop to ask for details, but I suspect that they would take you to a nearby ST hotel room. Note that the intersection of Kangding and Guilin is the same one mentioned in Vinefera's posting from the police guest book... except the names are spelled differently.

[Steve Naive]

Still not quite sure what the name of the hotel is as my chinese isn't very good. Do you know the pinyin for it or a name in chinese? Also, I checked the MRT map but wasn't able to find it either. Is it near the MRT?

Because at least three methods for spelling Chinese words in Roman characters are employed in Taiwan, it can be confusing, and you have to think with sounds rather than reply on Roman spellings. Let's pick it apart from Janggo's original instructions:

As for the Hsi Men-ding hotel, it's called 夜光旅社. located at Nei Chiang Street, Lane 55, No 9. Tel (02) 2381 5059. Go in, tell them you want to take a break, a lady will take you upstairs to your room and tell her you want company.

Hsi Men-ding is also spelled Ximending, and Ximen (misspelled "Ximem" on my map) is the name of the nearest MRT station. I kind of like it that you can get P4P in an area whose name sounds like the doctor's word for cum.

[Rough Guide Taipei tells us that "Ximending" was named for the the west gate of the city walls, which would be a very useful landmark if the Japanese had not torn it down a long time ago. RGT refers to Ximending as a funky neighborhood, which aside from the Japanese-style shopping area is a good description, as I have seen P4P ladies around when I was walking around between there and Huixing... not sweet young things, though. I think Janggo's find is one of many in the general area, and locations probably change.]

The street "Nei Chiang" is spelled "Neijiang" on my map. It runs parallel to the south of Chengdu Road; Chengdu is easy to spot because it runs into one of the bridges crossing Danshu River (just west).

From MRT Ximen, take exit 1, cross the street and turn left (following Hanzhong St), and the first right onto Neijiang St, and stay on the right side as you head west. Cross Xining St (first stoplight) and watch for the first lane on the right. If you look up and see a sign with a duck, that's Lane 55. You can't see the Lane 55 sign? Try an about face... there it is! I missed it the first time too.

Go down Neijiang St Lane 55 several storefronts to number 11 (not number 9). Just in case: bring a print of Janggo's note with the Chinese characters... the people in the lane can point it out to you, as they did for me.

I inquired about a room, which is NT600 (don't know how long); I did not go up and request a girl like Janggo did, but from here you're on your own. I did see a lady leaving the hotel who looked very much like a P4P provider. Nobody said this was going to be easy, but that makes it all the more of an adventure!

Janggo, thanks for your helpful postings. By clarifying your instructions, I am in no way criticizing your spelling, just observing that confusion runs rampant because of the three translation schemes.