Chiang Mai

[Crazy Ami]

Hi all,

First time in Chiang Mai, I live in Angeles City and am a frequent visitor to BKK and Pattaya, so after RTFF, was set to be disappointed going out here in Chiang Mai. I've gotten into a very comfortable rut in Angeles (I rarely barfine there, as I've gotten "in" to local contacts who provide me a steady stream of college girls / young professionals in need of some spending money), but no time to develop those routes here, so I decided to go a-hunting.

I'm staying in Nimman area on recommendation of a friend -- nice area, but a bit too "trendy" for me with wayyyy too many Instagram idiots. As a member of this site for 15 years, you can imagine the atmosphere I prefer :-)

Took a Grab car over to Loi Kroh this evening to scope out the action. Beer bars / Entertainment Complex are as described here in the forum. Friendly, but quality not as good as you might find in other Thai / Philippine hotspots. Nevertheless, I immediately felt more relaxed and in my comfort zone here!

Walked around a little bit and headed over to the "Foxy Lady" go-go bar. Smallish bar with one stage for about 5 girls, but had about 12-15 working / waiting around. Not many that fit my bill, but the staff was friendly, and the drinks were not "overpriced," as I saw on some of the Google reviews, at least for me coming most recently from Nana and Cowboy in BKK. They actually *undercharged* me for a drink; I had a Ballantines on the rocks which was quoted on the menu as B130, and only got charged B120. Good start to the evening.

After that, I walked through a couple of night markets and ended up at Celeb Shower Massage. I'd seen some iffy reviews on this site and elsewhere, but how I am I going to know for sure unless I check it out personally, right? So I got the attention of the doorman and walked right in (this is about 8:30-9 pm).

There were about 15 women in the fishbowl -- not fantastic, but some were not bad. Papasan sat next to me and asked if it was my first time. I said yes, to Celeb, but I'm familiar with the system from BKK and Pattaya. He quoted me the red / blue badge prices of 1600/1900 - pleasantly surprised to hear this, as I've seen reviewers at times quote higher, and after walking into La Belle in BKK last week and getting quoted 4,500-9,000, was happy to give it a try!

Chose a smaller / thinner woman, badge #12, for 1900 - mid-late 20's, A cups, nice little butt, no tattoos. She had no English, and I have very little to no Thai, but we managed quite well with sign language and gestures. Paid the cashier and went up by elevator to the third floor.

The room itself was acceptable. Some people may say "rundown," with an older TV playing porn, and a smallish bed compared to other places I've seen, but the bathtub was large, the water was hot, and the room itself was clean, if older. My only issue was that there was no toilet in the room. There was only one toilet room at the end of the hallway.

My lady was extremely attentive and pleasant throughout the whole experience. Gave me a nice, relaxing bath, then she took me to the bed, kissed me all over and brought me to attention before delivering an excellent CBJ (unusual in my experience) followed by the normal multiple positions. No actual "massage," but that's not really what you're going to places like this for, is it?

All in all, I was pleasantly surprised with Celeb and may go back before I head to Pattaya after New Years. I'd like to try Sayuri but it's a little farther out and I may just stick with Loi Kroh area and Celeb for my few days left here. With the price being only $20-30 higher than a Pattaya Soi 6 short time, and about the same price as the current AC Fields Avenue barfine, it's got an acceptable grade in my book.

On a side note, I'd also highly recommend the Israeli restaurant right next door to Celeb. The manager was super friendly, and the food was fantastic, along with some super strong Israeli coffee.

[EatALotOpus]

This is the first question ever. RTFF back to 7/2017 and no reference regarding Vitamin see. Anyone know if I can buy legit Cialis at the pharmacies without prescription?

I will be visiting for short time with a private local and will need some sustainability motivator. Thanks for the help.

[Domian 47]

There are several playes in CM I had fortune last winter. Lost Hut is a place where blues is played. Not so hippies as the North Jazz Club but much fun there. Nearby is a small bar (forget the name) where I got much fun several times with a nice MILF bar girl. Nearby by is a massage shop (Not Bamboo Massage, this is serious) I got a girl who kissed me with a tongue before getting a massage and she pulled off my slip. I took her to Pai for three days. I like CM very much, I am an older guy, been several times in Pattaya but meanwhile it is too loud for me. You can have the same fun in CM in a much calmer way IMO.

[Mostek6502]

Chiang Mai has very limited options for freelancers / Thaifriendly or otherwise. I one friendly report on a punter website which suggested freelancers at Zoe Club and neighbouring bars. Having just reached from Bangkok around 10 pm, I finished off the stewed pork leg (not nice as last time plus the cowboy lady was not to be seen on the three days I visited), hopped to the North Co-Op Jazz bar. What was surprising for me is the number of middle aged Farang guys in tourist clothes chilling with Thai ladies (Early 30's) and definitely did not seem WG as per their attire.

Scooted over to Zoe in Yellow and I was disappointed by the size.

Spend three months in CM, left last Tuesday (5th Nov), sadly, two stories here.

Loi Kroh was OK, the soi with the Mauy Thai at the end is ok, just ask, people know it. Getting a massage with a professional happy ending was well worth it, had a few of them. None of this flick of the wrist stuff, they were good, 1500 or so including a real massage.

Zoe in Yellow does have lots of farangs, and there are many bars clustered around there, but most are empty. Went into one bar and was told that none of the girls were bar-finable, but a very sweet girl sat next to the Swedish guy I was chatting with and smiled, so I excused myself and sat next to her. Mamasan told be it was her very first night and she was supposed to pick up empties and just sit and observe. She had absolutely no English what-so-ever, and mamasan then revealed that it was her niece and she had just arrived from Roi-et that afternoon. After talking with mamasan, she said "that I was a nice guy" and asked her if she wanted to go with me, she nodded shyly. We went to the hotel and she had absolutely no idea what was going on, sadly she was a bit of a starfish but her body was 9/10 and her face 8/10. The pleasure of admiring her beauty was almost enough. She had no idea how to translate on her phone and she thought she was going to stay the night, this was complicated. At 12:30 we got a tuk tuk and I took her back to the bar, but she was incredibly disoriented and was wandering around like a lost puppy. I followed from a distance, I could not abandon her. The bars were closed and around the back of the bar her aunt was waiting for her. We talked for about 30 minutes while the little lamb stood there and smiled. Mamasan gave her an old phone, she had never had a smart phone before. Was going to get her the following night, but other things happened.

Northgate Jazz is very good and there are lots of Korean and Japanese girls hanging around, if you are younger it might be worth a try. The only Korean girl I hit it off with was Christian, and said that she did not feel right about coming back to the hotel (solitary masturbation followed).

Went to Lily's massage down a small soi off the main road between the old city and the airport. The girls were cute but only one would take a farang and she said that al the other girls were terrified of huge farang dicks. It was not very good as she talked and behaved like a cheap working girl. 2300 baht, way too expensive.

[Gajith]

All the best and keep sharing reports which can be shared and definitely no sharing of virgin girls. !

Hehe, no way I could find virgin girls in Thailand 😂 The virgin girls are located in Indonesia. They are fine with all kind of plays without the pussy being intact. They want to get married life and they say Indonesia men do care about virginity.

[RohitMalhotra1]

When I was there, even if the place is packed with white young people still at least 5 thai women available to talk and can take it further. I never tried to get someone because I met a beautiful massage girl and she was too much GFE.

Good going dude! All the best and keep sharing reports which can be shared and definitely no sharing of virgin girls. Keep them to yourself. *wink wink*. Aah I miss Thailand already!

[Gajith]

Chiang Mai is definitely not the type of place where you can bar hop endlessly into the morning and then smooci a hooker back to your room if you are unable to score.

Nice report dude. I was there in Chiang Mai 3 days back and it was my second time there. First Zoe in Yellow then Spicy is the regular route of party goers.

When I was there, even if the place is packed with white young people still at least 5 thai women available to talk and can take it further. I never tried to get someone because I met a beautiful massage girl and she was too much GFE.

The massage girl allowed me to do everything except fuck and DATY (I do it only to my virgin girls).

I have visited her place 2 times and both of the times I could get lot off kisses and could suck her nipples. She allowed me to finger her too. She even licked my dick, it was in her pure interest. I was very happy with her service. I prefer someone make me come than I do work hard myself. A kind of outsourcing mentality 😁.

Damages: First time, 500 for extra services. Second time 700 (I tipped her because I was leaving).

[RohitMalhotra1]

Chiang Mai is definitely not the type of place where you can bar hop endlessly into the morning and then smooci a hooker back to your room if you are unable to score. Admittedly, I did try the RTFF but did not have any hope as such. I googled and found some interesting places which have not been mentioned in the forum (at least the few initial pages that I went for, pardon me if I am repeating my knowledge here).

For the uninitiated, Chiang Mai has very limited options for freelancers / Thaifriendly or otherwise. I one friendly report on a punter website which suggested freelancers at Zoe Club and neighbouring bars. Having just reached from Bangkok around 10 pm, I finished off the stewed pork leg (not nice as last time plus the cowboy lady was not to be seen on the three days I visited), hopped to the North Co-Op Jazz bar. What was surprising for me is the number of middle aged Farang guys in tourist clothes chilling with Thai ladies (Early 30's) and definitely did not seem WG as per their attire. Maybe Chiang Mai does need longer than a quick Bang Bang Bye Bye Ma'am kinda setup. Do definitely check out North Co-Opp Jazz if you are into new age / mix Jazz. Great vibe.

Scooted over to Zoe in Yellow and I was disappointed by the size. It is a small bar with smaller dancing area which was packed to the hilt. Definitely lot more of WG but with young farangs who seemed mostly the backpacking types (vest and shorts). Dude, I needed a break from this and went over to a Reggae bar for a beer. More chilled out place but great vibes and NO WG here. I was waiting for midnight as the crowd shifts from Zoe to Spicy which is a 10 min walk. At midnight Zoe started winding down and crowd started moving towards Spicy. Spicy is like a mini disco bar with good pop / EDM / Trance mix and definitely lot more WGs compared to Zoe. Unfortunately this place was swamped with tourist farangs and korean / japs as well who seemed to have scored favourably beforehand. Not my night.

Exited Spicy at around 2. 15 am when the club closes and went to a bus bar next door. Cheap drinks and eyed a looker sitting across but with a Mexican man. I was bit drunk so approached her and said Hi to her, nonetheless. She said Hi and I gave her my phone. She dialled her number and gave back the phone to me. I got wasted more and went back to my hotel room. Next day morning, I woke up to a Thai number ringing on my phone. I picked up and she was the girl from last night. Evidently, she doesn't remember sharing her number. Cutting the chase, asked her to meet for dinner at 8 pm. She said she will come to my hotel first and then go for dinner. Meanwhile we kept chatting away throughout the day on WA. She came to my hotel in a black dress with red heels and red lipstick. She didn't look Thai at all as the hotel usher, receptionist and taxi driver were all talking in English to her. She look bit of Moroccan / Arab mix with Thai. Its surprising as both her parents are Thai and she is originally from Samui. Anyway, we headed for dinner at a place called Riverside and enjoyed some good food and music. I was bit hungover and lack of sleep so settled for iced coffee and the lady had glass of wine. Food was good and the night was still young, so I suggested to go a nice Thai bar (Nopahburi) for some cocktails. We had 4 cocktails among us and went to Spicy for a dance and music. She didn't have anything there and I had my usual Chang. Danced for a bit and left Spicy at 2. She had parked her car at my hotel (Which I think was a bluff till I saw it in the morning) and I wasn't sure if I should bring up the topic at all. Fortunately, she came in to the hotel room and went for a shower. Came out, I went for a shower and headed to the bed. Made out quite passionately for about 20-25 minutes which included DATY, BBBJ and fuck. She was very horny and wet and seemed to be having a good time. Put on see and fucked her doggy. She had a nice fleshy round ass and no pregnancy mark although I must admit here that she wasn't young. Maybe 34-35 but her pussy felt bit tight for me. Cuddled and slept again. Morning woke up with a boner which she proceeded with a nice BBBJ and I didn't do DATY but she was sufficiently wet. Fucked her in missionary and WOT. Slept off again for sometime while she went for her shower. Quickly changed, showered and ready to check out. She said she will drop me to other hotel (as the current hotel was booked and I couldn't extend my stay). She pulled in a Pajero (not cheap I guess in Thailand). She dropped me to my hotel and whisked away. No money discussed or paid other than 1500 baht for food and drinks. She met at 9 pm and stayed till 12 noon. I guess I got lucky.

Next day, tried my luck again at Sangdee Gallery (recommended by a drunk waiter at Drinksmith & Co. Good place for cocktails) but it was too shady with lot of tourist crowd and no thai girls. Skipped over to Spicy and eyed two three good girls but I guess they were either not interested or with someone (already from Zoe or other place, not sure). Figured a new place called Las Vegas exists walking distance from Spicy. Super shady and smelly but packed to brim with FLs and farangs. Since it was my last night supposedly so didn't bother picking up anyone and danced the night away. Suddenly eye this cute thick thai chick dancing away on a table alone. Started grinding her next couple of hours (till closing time of 5 am) and had lot of fun. We kissed couple of times in the club and she definitely felt my wood in her ass. Woohoo! Let's see how this night goes. Took her for dinner where we shared Pad Thai and Noodle Soup. I had got a tattoo done so she took me a 7-11 to help me buy body lotion (I didn't even ask but she was worried). Then she said she was going home as it was getting late, but I told her I like you and I would like to come with me. She was hesitant but I went down on one knee (what drama for sex) and she laughed away to my room. Fucked like two horny rabbits thrice in gap of 5 hours. She had a round bubble butt with too much flesh but a petite top body and some belly fat. She was game all three times and gave a decent blowjob (no DT but lot of saliva from her side). In the end, she told me it was her birthday tomorrow and wanted me to come. I said I have to fly out and I won't be. She said give me some money for birthday. Bummer! I thought I would have to negotiate since we didn't discuss money. I gave her 500 baht to test waters and she folded her hands and took money from me. She gave a deep FK and left the room. Shocker! Apparently, its a tradition where girls get money on their birthday in Thailand. Didn't know this and was confirmed by a bar girl from Loi Kroh. She showed me a photo where some guy gave her 5000 baht on her birthday in form of a garland.

Next time went to Loi Kroh hoping to get some action. Saw a cute Thai with a fleshy ass hawking for tourists to come into her bar. Went to the bar, played couple of rounds of silly games and then barfined her 500 baht + 1 lady drink. She could speak good english and was very cute at 5'2 with small tits and great ass. Went to spicy for couple of drinks and she wanted to drink more. Went back to another bar where mamasan, her and I played rounds of Rock, Paper, Scissors till about 4 am. She paid for some Jagger shots I paid for some beers. I think I paid about 500 baht and she pad 600 baht (which she received some money back from mamasan). Went to eat some food at night market and then dropped her home. I said if I could crash here as I was too drunk to go back (I was haha). Cutting the story short, went back to her room, got a BJ, she doesn't have condom, I was too tired to go out and get one from 7-11 so we made out for sometime till either one of us passed out (don't remember who passed out first). Got up around noon next day and left. Out of politeness I put 500 baht next to her phone.

That was beautiful Chiang mai for me! Lot of opportunities for Farangs as this place is not yet crowded by horny Korean / Japs as the market is not very big but I think I got lucky because I showed them I have money to spend for a good time but didn't pay for any sex time To some it may seem I did end up money on dinner and drinks but that's okay. I think I like to spend money on company as well as drinks, and sex could be thrown in for free or some money. I don't come to Thailand often (maybe once a year for 6-7 days) so this works out well. What can I say, I like GFE.

[Crocodilexp]

Please advise me precautions meeting a lady boy. A super cute ladyboy forcing me to meet her at her place. I am normally not interested in ladyboys but this time I really feel like meeting her.

Ladyboys will almost always tell you they're ladyboys if you ask directly, though they might not tell you if you don't ask. They don't want to waste time or even get into a dangerous situation with a guy who dislikes them.

Not sure what advice you need, if you like that ladyboy, go for it and meet, she won't grape you. No special precautions are needed, perhaps try not to wear fancy jewelry or have huge amounts of cash with you, but applies in most situations. By all means wear a condom, ladyboys who receive anal sex are at a higher risk of HIV than genetic females.

[Gajith]

Hello guys,

Please advise me precautions meeting a lady boy. A super cute ladyboy forcing me to meet her at her place. I am normally not interested in ladyboys but this time I really feel like meeting her.

She is super cute and difficult to identify if she is trans or original lady.

TIA / G.

[Crocodilexp]

I did feel like I got pretty good service for the money. Better than I would have gotten in the states and a hell of a lot cheaper.

That's like saying you enjoyed the beach better than you would have in Alaska and hell of a lot warmer.

[Buksida1]

I read an interesting report online about Absolute Paradise Massage and hotel, so I thought that I would give it a try. It is located in an old, derelict building named Paradise hotel. Behind the Lanna Palace Hotel and 100 yards down the street from the Orthodox Christian church. In deconstruction the hotel is a mess but has an indoor swimming pool that looks clean and functioning. Walk up through the mess to the second floor and you will see the sign massage. A huge Thai guy explained the service to me. 1200 baht for 45 minutes and 1600 baht for 80 minutes. He told me that accompanied shower, body to body oil massage and hand job are included. He brought out 5 women in different clothes and introduced them. I chose a smaller lady in high heels and a nice red dress. They appeared to be late twenties to early thirties. Three were presentable another wore jeans and another in Salvation army clothes. I sat for a few moments and my the girl came to take me down to the room. The room is very small with a moldy shower, broken tile, everything is ready for the junk yard. She told me that she is 27 and I believed her. A very calm and happy lady about 45 kilos and quite cute with long hair and tiny boobs. She did the body slide very nicely and was a pro hand job artist and I enjoyed her service. Only condom blow job and no full service. Every girl has a different menu so you could ask the boss if you want more. Repeat. No. I do not like run down buildings and shitty rooms. Probably the opposite of Absolute Paradise but I liked the girl.

[TJ321]

One shot and 2. 5 k? Seemed like you got fucked 555.

I did feel like I got pretty good service for the money. Better than I would have gotten in the states and a hell of a lot cheaper.

[TConor]

One shot and 2. 5 k? Seemed like you got fucked 555.

Wow, I hit paydirt here.

The lady was late to work and showed up just as I was walking by. I was her first (and probably only) customer of the day. She was hot as hell. Really skinny, beautiful and no sign of ever having had a penis attached to her.

We agreed to an oil massage. I laid down on the bed with my underwear on based on most massage places here preferring that. She asked me if I was shy and asked me to take them off. I would like to add that I'm not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, but most of these ladies would probably fuck me for free anyway. I just enjoy the hobby.

She gave my legs a massage and then started lightly touching my dick. She asked if I wanted a hand job or more, like boom boom. I said sure. We haggled for a bit on price and settled on 2500 thb.

She asked me to take her clothes off. Man was she hot. We played around a little bit and she let me DATY. For a while. She let me do FIV and she came a couple times. She then begged me to fuck her.

On with the cover (dammit) and we started off mish. Then to doggy. She even let me put my thumb in her ass a little ways and seemed to get really turned on by it.

Because of the cover, she had to finish me off handy because I just can't dump in a condom.

YMMV but my mileage was great.

[TJ321]

More expensive than Sayuri and the girls are more dinged up. Papasan is much pudgier. Just go to Sayuri.