Chiang Mai

[TJ321]

Had a great experience here. Walked in and there was a fish bowl of ladies. Probably 25 of them. The ugliest (and cheapest) on the right to the hottest on the left (not behind glass by the way). I picked the hottest one and for 1800 thb was taken to a room.

She gave me a bath, massaged me, blow job and sex in 3 positions. Condoms aren't my thing, so I had her finish me off with a handy.

I highly recommend this place.

[TJ321]

Wow, I hit paydirt here.

The lady was late to work and showed up just as I was walking by. I was her first (and probably only) customer of the day. She was hot as hell. Really skinny, beautiful and no sign of ever having had a penis attached to her.

We agreed to an oil massage. I laid down on the bed with my underwear on based on most massage places here preferring that. She asked me if I was shy and asked me to take them off. I would like to add that I'm not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt, but most of these ladies would probably fuck me for free anyway. I just enjoy the hobby.

She gave my legs a massage and then started lightly touching my dick. She asked if I wanted a hand job or more, like boom boom. I said sure. We haggled for a bit on price and settled on 2500 thb.

She asked me to take her clothes off. Man was she hot. We played around a little bit and she let me DATY. For a while. She let me do FIV and she came a couple times. She then begged me to fuck her.

On with the cover (dammit) and we started off mish. Then to doggy. She even let me put my thumb in her ass a little ways and seemed to get really turned on by it.

Because of the cover, she had to finish me off handy because I just can't dump in a condom.

YMMV but my mileage was great.

[Allover]

Then I come to tell you my wonderful experience with this girl, the appointment today in the morning at the motel love wings at 11 am

Nice report Diego. I'll have to look this girl up next time I make it to Monterrey, Mexico.

[Forever69]

Today I matched kung on tinder. She is very attractive and pointed out to me that her age was misrepresented and that she is 23.

About 5'3 and 110# not exactly skinny which is my preference but not fat at all. Easily 8 in the face.

I quickly went through the motion and got her Line. I found out she works at the bar on loi kroh and after some back and forth picked her up 5 pm, no fine, obviously. I had told her I would pay 1500.

Coming to 7/11 at Chiang mai land I found out she doesn't drink. At least not today.

I got some for myself and we proceeded. She has a beautiful body with some tats, athletic, a gap, nice ****, small tits.

Excellent attitude. Not shy she let's me look and touch, gets out 3 condoms, and begins to follow directions. Not surprisingly I got stuck in 69 . She took it all in. Very nice overall interaction before and after. CIM with no comment! WOW.

Almost managed the chinese dragon.

Later paid 1500 and offered to take her back but she preferred grab.

Thanked me profusely later on Line. I am sure the rules will relax next time for me. This is how it works in Chiang msi a. T. !

Show respect. Admire youth. Pay a little. Be patient when using translate. Don't hesitate the first time. This is very important. Once they know you you just call the shots. Know the price. Be confident but friendly and look generous. Don't rush! Brush! Really. Personal hygiene is very important in Thailand. You can be late but you must not be smelly.
Will not repeat as there is so much more. But had to check it out.
I'm 65 btw and I do not speak thai
Interestingly she told me there would be no kissing.but cim was very welcome?anybody please explain! That's like:I have the period but you can do my ass instead. ???

[Buksida1]

Some members usually old timers been around for a while get disillusioned with the scene. Never a good word from them. Continuously whine and ***** about this and that everything from changes in immigration to how bad P4P has become. No sir not like the good ole days when you got a GFE shag from a cute 20 year for a 1000 Baht who stayed overnight and did your washing before she went home in the morning. Now everybody is a rip off merchant charging exorbitant prices and the girls couldn't give a rat's ass about pleasing customers. All I can say is I have lived here for over 20 years and while I have slowed down and don't indulge as much as I used to I still find it magic no matter what city I am in. My advice to the sad souls who bemoan the passing of time is to look within themselves and ask is it the scene that has changed or is it me.

Amen brother!

[Forever69]

It is true that if you stay in Chiang mai longer it works much better to establish relationships with some professionals. Once you jumped through the hoop so to speak and she considers you a regular it's much easier. You can cut the BS.

My usual message to my girl is: fullmoon bar 6 pm ok? To which she replies either ok, or 6:30 or maybe not at all in which case I line another.

We meet, have a drink and then proceed to business. The first time I pay what they ask up to 2000. After that I offer less. Like :1500 ok?

I get really nice and personal service I can tell you. And while it is more money than in pattaya you also need to understand Their economy. Some girls sit here now for weeks without a single customer. If finally a guy is buying she cannot pay the bills with 100 bt. Chiang mai is more expensive than pattaya when it comes to the girls. But if you live here you have to add the travel cost into it hotels and so on. You have to romp a lot then to come out ahead financially. If you really disagree, move to greener coasts.

[CIMguy]

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[Franciscass]

Some members usually old timers been around for a while get disillusioned with the scene. Never a good word from them. Continuously whine and ***** about this and that everything from changes in immigration to how bad P4P has become. No sir not like the good ole days when you got a GFE shag from a cute 20 year for a 1000 Baht who stayed overnight and did your washing before she went home in the morning. Now everybody is a rip off merchant charging exorbitant prices and the girls couldn't give a rat's ass about pleasing customers. All I can say is I have lived here for over 20 years and while I have slowed down and don't indulge as much as I used to I still find it magic no matter what city I am in. My advice to the sad souls who bemoan the passing of time is to look within themselves and ask is it the scene that has changed or is it me.

[Forever69]

What language is this? Looks like fluent BS.

This is just a Google translate that is so bad it may as well be in Greek.

Most of the girls on the Thai Deksideline sites are reluctant to deal with Farangs, because they prefer to keep their services discreet and not bring too much attention to themselves with concerns of being closed down by the police. Also, the machine translations are not good enough to hold literal text conversations in other languages.

I guess some posters have hospitality businesses within the city, mostly hiding behind Thai names. My reviews are probably considered bad for business, but facts are facts.

At this time due to stricter immigration rules, the strong baht which is creating an exodus of expats and a decline in tourism from the city, the hospitality sectors are really struggling, yet they're still greedy and instead of squeezing the golden goose they are killing it off completely by offering a load of crap for inflated prices. They are still using the supply and demand logic, whereas because the CM monger scene has so few options for westerners they believe is an opportunity to fleece the customers.

This year I visited Vietnam and girls were approaching me. Getting all nighters for 1500 baht. Soon off to Cambodia for some real girly action. I certainly would not waste my time in Chiang Mai when there is better and more value for money elsewhere.

The girl is 25. She is beautiful. I can fuck her for little money. Whether she speaks english or not does not matter because my cock is in her mouth.

I thought this is what you want?

What do do you care about language?

The language of the pussy is truly international.

[Arthur Tick]

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[Forever69]

Just a sample.

[CIMguy]

Did you read the whole post and take in the prices.

If anyone is willing to pay all that they must be either sexually deprived or made of money. Better to hook up with one of the girls advertising in the craigslist Bangkok section or Thai Friendly Bangkok section and take a plane to Bangkok and at least get your money's worth.

I'm hardly sex starved and I work in education, so I am not rich. I was there for a conference, so I couldn't just hop a plane to another city. I don't know what the going rate is in Chaing Mai, but $100 for an hour with good service and a very pretty girl is not much in most parts of the world. Germany and Prague are both known as great mongering places and $100 is a pretty good price in those cities for what I got in Chiang Mai. Maybe it's just what you are accustomed to paying. I lived most of the last 10 years in Europe and $100 is very cheap in most of that continent. $100 is also pretty much the going rate in China. In the US and Canada, it is much higher.

So maybe it is your expectations that need to be adjusted? This isn't 2005 anymore. In any case, no need for the insults. I paid what I was comfortable paying based off of what I normally have had to pay. I enjoyed myself. It's a treat for me because I only do this 2-3 times a year, at the most. Sorry your cheapness is getting in the way of your good time.

[Arthur Tick]

So refreshing to read a post on Chiangmai which is not a sad depressing apocalyptic landscape of doom and gloom where the wandering farang slowly dies from sex starvation.

Did you read the whole post and take in the prices.

If anyone is willing to pay all that they must be either sexually deprived or made of money. Better to hook up with one of the girls advertising in the craigslist Bangkok section or Thai Friendly Bangkok section and take a plane to Bangkok and at least get your money's worth.

[Franciscass]

I decided to go here for a soapy massage and have a bit of a mixed review. First, it was spelled Zayuri in my map app and I think maybe at the location. So beware of that.

I had choices between three type of girls. Soapy and sex was 2000 for the lower end girls. The middle tier was sex only for 2500. And the upper tier was 3000 for sex only. I asked about massage and they said not for the upper girls. I guess they are trying to entice guys to take the lower girls, but I didn't find any of them attractive. (On a side note, I feel a little bas about this. It must be pretty terrible to be labelled a low tier girl and then have everyone pass you by). I went with a beautiful upper tier girl for 3000 because I really wanted sex with a pretty girl and because I knew I would only have time to get out twice so I didn't mind paying the extra. The girl was very sweet and gave a nice BBBJ. She was skinny and probably an A cup, but she was still shapely and really lovely in all other ways. WE then moved to see and this is where it got a little more tricky. She kept saying I was too big and acting like I hurt her, especially when doing her doggy. I'm really not that big, so I feel like she was just trying to control everything and keep it low key. In fact, after we were done, she said I was her first farang in months because she doesn't like big guys. She said she thought I was smaller because I had small hands. I think I have average-sized hands and penis, so the whole thing was a bit weird. Anyway, I gave her a nice tip because I had the extra money and she was sweet and I wonder if that helped set me up for night two..

So refreshing to read a post on Chiangmai which is not a sad depressing apocalyptic landscape of doom and gloom where the wandering farang slowly dies from sex starvation.

[CIMguy]

I decided to go here for a soapy massage and have a bit of a mixed review. First, it was spelled Zayuri in my map app and I think maybe at the location. So beware of that.

I had choices between three type of girls. Soapy and sex was 2000 for the lower end girls. The middle tier was sex only for 2500. And the upper tier was 3000 for sex only. I asked about massage and they said not for the upper girls. I guess they are trying to entice guys to take the lower girls, but I didn't find any of them attractive. (On a side note, I feel a little bas about this. It must be pretty terrible to be labelled a low tier girl and then have everyone pass you by). I went with a beautiful upper tier girl for 3000 because I really wanted sex with a pretty girl and because I knew I would only have time to get out twice so I didn't mind paying the extra. The girl was very sweet and gave a nice BBBJ. She was skinny and probably an A cup, but she was still shapely and really lovely in all other ways. WE then moved to see and this is where it got a little more tricky. She kept saying I was too big and acting like I hurt her, especially when doing her doggy. I'm really not that big, so I feel like she was just trying to control everything and keep it low key. In fact, after we were done, she said I was her first farang in months because she doesn't like big guys. She said she thought I was smaller because I had small hands. I think I have average-sized hands and penis, so the whole thing was a bit weird. Anyway, I gave her a nice tip because I had the extra money and she was sweet and I wonder if that helped set me up for night two.

I decided to go back to Sayuri because I couldn't find a better place and my first experience was 95% pleasant. This time there were two girls who I saw from the top tier. I asked about one, but she wouldn't go with me because she doesn't do farangs. I'm glad she didn't because the second girl was exactly what I wanted. She was prettier than I thought once she got her clothes off and she gave me a massage for free because she knew I had asked the gentleman upstairs if any of the top tier girls would do soapy. I think he recognized me from a few days before and maybe he had heard I was nice to the other girl. I don't know, but I seemed to get extra good treatment from everyone. I did joke around with him a bit, so maybe that helped. Anyway, she gave me an excellent BBBJ and the hopped up on me. She was really wet and slid right down on me. There was lots of kissing and some passionate stuff. She moved REALLY well and seemed to be aroused. I asked her about CIM or COF and she initially said no, but I prodded her one more time and offered extra money and she said yes. It was an extra 1000, but that's only like $30, which is less than what it costs in Berlin or most other places. She did COF and giggled and was fun about it. She hinted about going for round two, but I had to meet some people and didn't want anyone to know I was out scoring with the local girls for money.

So, it does eem like the scene is limited in CM, but I'm not going to complain about my experience there. $100 the first night and $130 the second night for two very pretty girls and good to excellent service. Maybe I got lucky. But I think you can tell a lot about someone by the first eye contact and if they smile, etc. I would also suggest asking the guy upstairs which girl will give good service and be friendly with him.