Chiang Mai

[Havana Moon]

Jaimito Cartero,

Belive me or not but we were not only at the same elefant camp - we were there the same day! I remember the man on the photo with a group from Switzerland, I guess. Me and my friend ware white hats and ride the same elefant in the end of the line.

The world is small. The owner mr. Udomsak meet us at the Royal Princess Hotel in the morning and took us back in the afternoon. He is a friend to my friends sekretary. (Sorry for bad english).

We had two incredible days and nights in Chang Mai. Unfortenally we took the boring nighttrain which was a waste of time. We didn´t sleep an hour. My friend insist because he wanted to take some photos in the morning, but it wasn´t wearth it. We saw more beatiful nature later up in the north.

I was horny after a night without a lady and a ok 35 yo massagelady asked me to come in. I went in and my friend went to hotel to get some sleep. She wanted 300B and asked later I wanted two ladies for 500. Said ok. You shall never die curios. Later again she wanted 500B extra for a HJ and of course I said no. But as the situation was I offer her to fuck me for that money and she agreed at once. The other lady went out and coming back with condoms and the show started. She was absolutely not a pro, but she liked it and even me.

After a little sleep even for me, we hired a taxi to show us whats going on in the city. We checked Pandora, Ping Payong (?) and Sayuri. The time was only 2 pm and we went in to Sayuri. After 15 minitues it was only 5 girls there and about 8 customers. My friend choiced a nice girl and I have to wait for next cutie. This was my first soupie and it was ok, but not more. A little bit too much mechanic for me. 2000B.

Then we took it easy and have some dinner before we went to Spotlight, thanks WSG. 12- 15 girls and some of real good onces. My friend went away with one girl after two beers. The girl I choiced didn´t want to go to the same hotelroom (we shared room!!!) so we took in to a SThotel for 200B. She wanted 1000B and I said ok even if I know it´s an overprice. She was goodlooking but the hour a little mechanic even this time.

When I come back to the hotelroom was My friends lady still there. Asked him to move her over - but he was in love! What a buddy. But wait until the next night.

After the elefanttrekking and drafting we had some sleep and I went out to change battery to my watch. We had a late bad dinner at a pizzahouse. Took a walk and talked to a mamasan at a karakoebar. The girls should have 2000B only for go dancing or restaurant etc., but not go to hotels. It was very cute girls but we just thanks for the coffe and went to Spotlight a GoGo again. My friend was not in the mood and went back early while I was looking at two lovely ladies and wondering who I would pick up. Both of them feeled that I was interested and when one of them danced, the other pointed at her friend like she would asked me if I wanted her. Now I made a good mistake. I answered pointing and her And the other as wanted to say that I wanted ONE of them. Both ladies was screaming of happines and came to me and said: "Thank you, that you want both of us":-).

What to do, it was only to play the game and they was very funny and happy, so why not me. Their name is Nee and Tik and are sisters, 20 and 26 yo. Don´t remember their numbers. They told me early that their mother should come to town at 3 am. I paid barfine 200 each and 6 tequila and some beers for me.

We went out and they asked me if I could drive a motorcar. In Changmai- no problems so the sweeties sat up behind me and away we went.

No problems for them to go to the same hotelroom as my friend was sleeping in. He actually was not sleeping, he was watching news on TV. But said is said and the clothes fall into the floor and they started to give me a hell of a BJ. My friend is now really horny and tries to get a lady in his bed - but the sisters said no! They said they didn´t know him so much that they know me. Aren´t they too cute.

I must admit it was not a perfect siuation, but I don´t think I have laughed so much when boomsin in my hole life. The sisters laughed a lot too in the beginning but then they got focusised and gave me a jearney I never forget. It was much hussle with chanching condoms under the TV- news so I was most concentrated on one of them but the other assist in a very good way with dirty talk, hands and lips. Not at all shy for my friend who of course watching the act.

When the show was over I just paid 500B to the one I never fucked and when she understood that she wanted to take off the clothes and continue. But then I had not power left and problems with focusing. They accept and I followed them to teir motorbike.

Took a photo of them on their motorbike when they left. I forgot to use my my brand new Pentax Optio S4i and not only that, I delete of mistake three quarter of the picture from the first 8- 9 days of 14 in BKK, CM and Pattaya.

It was only 1.30 am and I wanted a beer to calm down a little before I go up and chat with my friend. Much happens in the bar I visit, but I came out before they locked me in. On the way back to the hotel I met a lady 26yo who begged me take her with me. I said no and declare the whole situation with the sisters and my friend in the room, but she insist. I told her that she could follow if she would be quiet and a good girl who gave me a BJ until I was sleeping. She must have been real hungry. She was not beatiful at all. I guess face 5, and the same for body but a attitude closer 9. She followed the ugly man to his room and stayed there all night. She was keeping on in hours and went away in the morning while my friend was showering, very greatful with 500B in her hand.

Yes gentlemen, this was only two nights of the twelve - in lovely Chang Mai. I will go back, for sure. But the nights in Pattaya wasn´t bad them eather. If I have tim I will type down a little more. The problem is that I only wright down what happened in the beginning and after that I needed the time for relaxing, sleeping and eating. This was only my second trip to this beatiful country. I came back this morning and I´m going back in august for 4 weeks.

Have a nice weekend.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Hey, I gave him (yes, him), a couple of bunches of big bananas, and some sugar cane too. He seemed a bit pissed that I didn't buy him more, but hey, don't want to spoil it for everyone who comes after me. Overpaying and such can get them quoting you too much, and will get the elephants only wanting 3000 baht, ST.

[Robert Lee]

LAMFAAOTF.

You got me with that one.

I was at work when I opened it and I burst out laughing, people were lookig at me like

I had grown two heads.

Man it was funny.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Here was one that I rode hard for an hour! Probably not most peoples type, but my breath was taken away. Didn't ask for money, but did want to eat. Sounds like a cheap date.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Here's one more of Ern in the room, with bra on. She was okay, as I posted before. Some stretch marks, small breasts.

Really cute in her leather pants, though.

[Tatoosh]

Jimmy,

Thanks for posting the sweeties photo. Post more if you got them, pretty please. I hope to hit Chiang Mai early next year. Finger crossed and my mortgage refinance goes okay.

Tatoosh

[Joe Zop]

Very nice, JC. Dig those pants!

[Jaimito Cartero]

I thought I'd post Erns pic here, since it will only really interest people going to Chiang Mai.

[Reggie P]

Did they close down all the brothels and teahouses in Chiang Mai? Last time I was there they were all closed down, is this still the case? Also, has anyone noticed whether sanuk is still available in Mae Sai?

Thanks

[Jaimito Cartero]

I took the full day Elephant camp, rafting, ox cart tour today. I was a bit dubious that I wouldn't do the elephant permanent harm, but the booking agent said no problem.

Even though I had been up with Ern until 3am or so, I got up at 7am and got ready for the tour. I'm sure most of you Chiang Mai veterans have done it before. 800 baht from 8:30am-4:00pm.

The elephant riding was the most fun, about an hour or so. I really thought either I or the elephant were going to fall down/off. It worked out fine though, and was a bit of a hoot in reality. I guess I'm easily amused.

Expect to spend 100-400 baht additional in bananas, sugar cane, photos of you and your noble steed ("You hear that Shrek, he called me a noble steed"!), plus tips to drivers, etc.

You get a decent buffet lunch, and after the lunch, it's pretty much taking you to the Elephant dung paper maker, Orchid/Butterfly farm which is just trying to sell you stuff. (To be honest, most of the tour is about selling you stuff, but you get a lot more value out of the Elephant, rafting and ox cart parts.)

It was interesting to see locals wading into the river to sell you hats and trinkets. Even lowering prices when you're about to float away. On the oxcart trip, one little 5 year old girl chased after a cart in front of me for about 200 meters, trying to get them to buy something. They finally bought a couple of bracelets. That kid is a born salesman!

Even though it's a bit hokey, and we can talk about chaining up Elephants and other cruel things, it was worthwhile in my view. I think you can just ride the elephants if you want. I was quoted 500 baht an hour, so that might be another option.

[Jaimito Cartero]

After leaving Walking Street, I went and got an hour massage by the Thae Pae gate (100 baht), Thai massage, 1 hour. I had no idea where Spotlight was, so got a Song Tao and asked how much to take me. I thought I got a good deal at 10 baht. He drove about 150 meters and stopped. Guess I learned something new.

Went into Spotlight and thought the quality of girls was good. Seemed to be about 25 or so total girls working in the bar (12 dancers?). I'd say most were in the 5-8.5 range. I saw the #41 that someone mentioned, looked nice, but the name she gave seemed to be different than what was posted.

Bought a few lady drinks, but nothing clicked too much. Of the three girls I asked, they all seemed to be non-"smokers". Hmmmm. Finally found one that was agreeable, but I just didn't connect with her. Took off as they were closing.

The next night after booking my tour for today, I went to check out some beer bars that I had seen in the area of the Mall. (Chiang Mai mall?). I walked back, but noticed that most of the women seemed to have adams apples and manly voices. Instant u-turn.

Next to the beer bars was a gogo called Foxy Lady. A small club, but I decided to check it out. Reasonable drinks, 70 baht lady drinks, 400 baht barfine. Probably only 12 girls working. Saw some very nice looking ones already with customers, but nothing out of the ordinary otherwise.

Finally I saw one of the dancers go up and she was really grooving. She looked quite cute, and I decided, what the hell. I invited her over for a ladydrink. She was friendly, but not overly so. I wasn't sure I was going to take her at this point. She went up to dance, and I talked to another girl (with chinese tattoos), who looked older, but looked nicer. She told me she was "blushing", which I finally figured out was menstruating. She said the other girl was very good, so I said what the hell.

Ern wanted 1500 st, which wasn't going to happen. I offered 1000, and she was set. She had a motorscooter, and off we went the couple of blocks to my hotel (Royal Lanna). She wasn't a starfish, but she seemed a bit shy. (They're all shy, I know.)

She loosened up with some moderate dfk, and seemed to thoroughly enjoy DATY. No hurry on anything. I then asked her to smoke, and she of course said, 'I no smoke'. Ooops. Guess what I had forgotten to ask. We move to the main action, and it goes pretty well. She's a bit camera shy naked, but loves to pose when clothed.

Attitude 6, body 7.5, skill 5. I don't know that I would repeat, but everything was basically fine. I'll post the pics when I get back to the states in a few days.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well, I arrived in Chiang Mai last night with no problem. I took my first domestic Air Asia trip, which went pretty smooth. I only got my tickets 2 weeks ago, but still only paid 2460 baht RT. I think you can just about cut that in half if you book further out.

If you ever flown Southwest Airlines, this is pretty similar, but no free anything. The flight attendants are quite nice though, and even the refreshments are only 30 baht. The seating is slightly tight, but I have yet to be on a full flight, so have always had an empty seat beside me.

I went to Walking Street today (Tha Phae) and checked out some of the wares for sale. I saw the vendors start to pack real quick (about 6pm), and thought they knew something I didn't. A quick look up showed dark clouds moving in.

I kept going and soon felt a big old raindrop smash into my head and thought I should look for cover. Another 20 meters and it looked like the scene from Forest Gump when he was in the rice paddies. I went into some sort of Thai Karoke bar to get out of it. I don't think it has comfort girls, and it was still early.

I think I'll catch the red baht-bus thingy back to my hotel, and then later check out some of the beer bar or gogos mentioned here before.

[China 69]

There is a girl in Chiang Mai that works at "Johns Place" bar named Nue (aka Nedchita). She is cute and has a sort of Chinese-Thai look. Does anybody have any info about her? Does she go with customers? Is she crazy in the head?

[Domino]

W_king,

Thank you for your advice. Seems every photo posted now people call lady boy. I only posted a photo of a gate! If you ever go to Nong Khai en route to Laos, the top hotel is owned by a very glamorous lady boy. Her photo is all over the tourist promo literature for the city and the TAT will inform you of her mixed gender. I give all my employees a good work over. To me, buying a woman is just like buying a horse. I check the teeth, the gums, the legs, between the ass cheeks and of course, whether the mare is a mare or not. So far,no problems, touch woodener.

Peace & Pizzas.

[WayneKing]

Domino
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