Chiang Mai

[Arthur Tick]

Is this comment directed at me? I gave the names of several establishments that I hit. What the F talking about? Did you even read?

I understand this is a mongering website. No doubt most of you are looking for easy lay with money. I'm looking for a fun time partying.

The reason why I like chiang mai more than phone or but is because they don't have a walking Street or gogo bars. So I don't have to see ugly fat old mongers when I'm having fun with Thai people and backpackers. The Thai girls are not jaded and it genuinely feel like you pick up a girl at a bar (albeit give some money too) , not a pro.

I apologise if you thought my comments referred to you, but in fact I was quoting a couple of other posters, one that often likes to be insulting and another poster who claims to know good massage parlours where FS is offered but cannot give names or locations. There have been several posts similar to these in the past.

This may come as a surprise, but there are many of us that enjoy a NSA lay for payments and also not all of us are ugly, fat old mongers. We come in all age groups, shapes and sizes, and there are a quite few hansum guys among us who are not ready to hang their guns up yet and settle down to feeding the ducks at a park.

Regarding what you have described is more applicable to Tripadvisor or the what to do in Chiang Mai sites or Thai dating sites. This is the International Sex Guide, for all guys that includes, the good, the bad and the ugly, seeking to get laid and wanting to know where.

[VIPhawaii]

Is this comment directed at me? I gave the names of several establishments that I hit. What the F talking about? Did you even read?

I understand this is a mongering website. No doubt most of you are looking for easy lay with money. I'm looking for a fun time partying.

The reason why I like chiang mai more than phone or but is because they don't have a walking Street or gogo bars. So I don't have to see ugly fat old mongers when I'm having fun with Thai people and backpackers. The Thai girls are not jaded and it genuinely feel like you pick up a girl at a bar (albeit give some money too) , not a pro.

[Arthur Tick]

Many great times to be had, a party atmosphere every night in Chiang Mai, an abundance of young attractive girls willing and obliging to have FS.

The problem is; that those who make these statements all have short memories and none of them can recall the names of the places or the locations. But instead come back with insults or negative responses.

As I have said many times here in my reports, that I suspect quite a few who make these comments have business interests in the town and many of my reports are bad for business. If there are any facts in what they say; than point us into the directions of these establishments to prove they exist. It's really that simply.

[VIPhawaii]

Based on all the reviews posted, I came to Chiang Mai with very low expectation. But what I found was the total opposite. I had a great time here.

Warm up cafe and monkey club was great. I stayed near CMU and had a great time flirting with local women here. I partied in old town which lead to nice local women showing me where spicy and lucky bars are. We partied until 6 am.

I think it helps being a young decent looking Asian.

Finally the prices are cheaper than Bangkok and Phuket. The weather was cool and the air the clean.

If I go back to Thailand again, I will make Chiang mai my primary stop.

[On Thin Ice]

Do you mind sharing the name of these places out of the normal scene?

Sorry, I didn't note the names of the massage joints where FS is readily available, as I really didn't intent to report on this forum. I've only started talking because I reminded myself of how helpful some of you have been towards me, pointing me in a really good direction. Yes, there is a lot of fun and reasonably-priced FS available from low-mileage massage girls (admittedly, they are not all low-mileage, but some are, and many are sweet and fun as well.) It's pretty easy to make this happen if I bring the right attitude into the interaction. I don't speak Thai; most of these girls are just looking for a friendly and playful farang to have a nice time with. Regarding Celebrities Shower Massage, it's not off the beaten path, but I have not seen another farang there in perhaps 6 or 7 visits, which surprises me, as the prices are quite reasonable (1,400 B or 1,700 B), and there are sometimes a few nice looking women. Not a lot, but I'm always just looking for one. I wouldn't waste a moment of my time or money in any of the bars or massage joints along Loi Kroh Rd. There's just nothing there for me, except for jaded women who have had enough bad experiences with farangs to cause them to be dismissive or disrespectful towards all of us. I can't say that I blame them, there is a lot of bad behavior from some of our countrymen in Thailand. Back to topic, plenty of gals in Chiang Mai, I just have to turn over a few rocks. Maybe invest in a massage, and if you hit it off with a girl, there's a good chance she'd be happy to join you at your hotel. And many of them will readily "go out" for the initial massage, and agreeing to that almost always leads to a woman who's available for FS if treated well.

[Wolvenvacht]

I feel a need to counter Mr. Tick's general pessimism about the Chiang Mai scene.

I think Mr. Thick has a hidden agenda: he wants all those cuties for himself!

[Simian]

Gentleman,

I have been staying out of the fray for a long time now, but will add my two cents from 8 or 10 Chiang Mai trips. I feel a need to counter Mr. Tick's general pessimism about the Chiang Mai scene. I always find plenty of sex when I'm there, and I'm not what I'd consider a pro at this.

"Bamboo" massage joint: I had full service in-house from a lovely gal there, about a year ago, for 300 B oil massage plus 1,000 B to the lady. Good time, and she came by my hotel for 1,000 the next night also. Attractive and sweet.

About three weeks ago, I went into a neighboring parlor, across the road and to the north, and had full service from an Akha cutie for 300 B to the house and 700 B to the lady. Yes, 700 B, and she was attractive. She immediately came down from 1. 000 B, as we were getting along nicely. I'm sorry that I didn't note the name of the shop, as I had no intention of posting. It's maybe 200 meters north of La Meridien, on the east side of the street. I think it would be the first one you come to on that side of the street as you head north from La Meridien.

Regarding Celebrities, I have enjoyed seeing Wan from Mae Hong Son, probably about six times in the last two years. She has a womanly figure, pretty face and lovely ass, doesn't speak a lick of English. 1,700 B and a tip. She's #17. One other night recently, Wan was unavailable, and I chose a spinner from the 1,400 B side of the fishbowl. She was fun and cute also. I don't remember her number- maybe 82? But this illustrates that fun was had for the very reasonable price of 1,400 B. I've never made it over to Sariya, as I have my backed well-scratched at Celebrities.

The glass-windowed brothel just north of Gecko restaurant has been gone for at least year.

I wouldn't even consider wasting my time and money to bring home hard-ass bar girls from the Loi Kroh bars. Also, I don't drink, so I'm not so keen on hanging out with a lot of you guys anyway. Sorry, but I don't drink and it's not my scene. There are plenty of nice massage girls, away from the Old City bullshit, and some are pretty cute, and don't have the unpleasant sharp edges that a lot of bar girls carry.

I'm just saying. Take what you like from my report. My main point is that I always have lots of fun in Chiang Mai if I stray a bit from the normal circuit.

OTI, at last someone who does not complain about Chiang Mai. I have always enjoyed myself there, probably especially because I too don't frequent loi kroh bars. Plenty of massage places where even though you might not get FS on the first occasion but may on a later visit. And you have to stay away from the usual tourist places. I do even though I don't speak more than a couple of words of Thai.

I really enjoy the laid-back feel of the place and appreciate the availability of GFE in massage places that is discrete with no problems when my regular partner was in town. Also although not plentiful, semi-pro FLs can be found that one would consider repeating the experience with. My only complaint about CM is that I don't get time to go there more often.

But if that kind of scene is not what you like and you prefer the instant gratification vibe, there is always Bangkok or Pattaya.

[Sobaje]

Gentleman,

I have been staying out of the fray for a long time now, but will add my two cents from 8 or 10 Chiang Mai trips. I feel a need to counter Mr. Tick's general pessimism about the Chiang Mai scene. I always find plenty of sex when I'm there, and I'm not what I'd consider a pro at this.

"Bamboo" massage joint: I had full service in-house from a lovely gal there, about a year ago, for 300 B oil massage plus 1,000 B to the lady. Good time, and she came by my hotel for 1,000 the next night also. Attractive and sweet.

About three weeks ago, I went into a neighboring parlor, across the road and to the north, and had full service from an Akha cutie for 300 B to the house and 700 B to the lady. Yes, 700 B, and she was attractive. She immediately came down from 1. 000 B, as we were getting along nicely. I'm sorry that I didn't note the name of the shop, as I had no intention of posting. It's maybe 200 meters north of La Meridien, on the east side of the street. I think it would be the first one you come to on that side of the street as you head north from La Meridien.

Regarding Celebrities, I have enjoyed seeing Wan from Mae Hong Son, probably about six times in the last two years. She has a womanly figure, pretty face and lovely ass, doesn't speak a lick of English. 1,700 B and a tip. She's #17. One other night recently, Wan was unavailable, and I chose a spinner from the 1,400 B side of the fishbowl. She was fun and cute also. I don't remember her number- maybe 82? But this illustrates that fun was had for the very reasonable price of 1,400 B. I've never made it over to Sariya, as I have my backed well-scratched at Celebrities.

The glass-windowed brothel just north of Gecko restaurant has been gone for at least year.

I wouldn't even consider wasting my time and money to bring home hard-ass bar girls from the Loi Kroh bars. Also, I don't drink, so I'm not so keen on hanging out with a lot of you guys anyway. Sorry, but I don't drink and it's not my scene. There are plenty of nice massage girls, away from the Old City bullshit, and some are pretty cute, and don't have the unpleasant sharp edges that a lot of bar girls carry.

I'm just saying. Take what you like from my report. My main point is that I always have lots of fun in Chiang Mai if I stray a bit from the normal circuit.

Do you mind sharing the name of these places out of the normal scene?

[On Thin Ice]

Gentleman,

I have been staying out of the fray for a long time now, but will add my two cents from 8 or 10 Chiang Mai trips. I feel a need to counter Mr. Tick's general pessimism about the Chiang Mai scene. I always find plenty of sex when I'm there, and I'm not what I'd consider a pro at this.

"Bamboo" massage joint: I had full service in-house from a lovely gal there, about a year ago, for 300 B oil massage plus 1,000 B to the lady. Good time, and she came by my hotel for 1,000 the next night also. Attractive and sweet.

About three weeks ago, I went into a neighboring parlor, across the road and to the north, and had full service from an Akha cutie for 300 B to the house and 700 B to the lady. Yes, 700 B, and she was attractive. She immediately came down from 1. 000 B, as we were getting along nicely. I'm sorry that I didn't note the name of the shop, as I had no intention of posting. It's maybe 200 meters north of La Meridien, on the east side of the street. I think it would be the first one you come to on that side of the street as you head north from La Meridien.

Regarding Celebrities, I have enjoyed seeing Wan from Mae Hong Son, probably about six times in the last two years. She has a womanly figure, pretty face and lovely ass, doesn't speak a lick of English. 1,700 B and a tip. She's #17. One other night recently, Wan was unavailable, and I chose a spinner from the 1,400 B side of the fishbowl. She was fun and cute also. I don't remember her number- maybe 82? But this illustrates that fun was had for the very reasonable price of 1,400 B. I've never made it over to Sariya, as I have my backed well-scratched at Celebrities.

The glass-windowed brothel just north of Gecko restaurant has been gone for at least year.

I wouldn't even consider wasting my time and money to bring home hard-ass bar girls from the Loi Kroh bars. Also, I don't drink, so I'm not so keen on hanging out with a lot of you guys anyway. Sorry, but I don't drink and it's not my scene. There are plenty of nice massage girls, away from the Old City bullshit, and some are pretty cute, and don't have the unpleasant sharp edges that a lot of bar girls carry.

I'm just saying. Take what you like from my report. My main point is that I always have lots of fun in Chiang Mai if I stray a bit from the normal circuit.

[Arthur Tick]

I usually go to the bamboo shop massage or the next one. We spoke about it previously.

I also spoke about that place and certainly would not recommend it. It's a rip off. Quoting from 700 baht to 1000 baht in there just for a no thrills HJ not including the so-called massage.

[Draztik]

I will be travelling here in the next few weeks. It seems that many of you in this area are struggling to find action. First of all a google search for Changmai escorts was my first step. Beyond the first page is where you need to search. Don't be lazy and give up after the first two pages. Not all sites are ranked high nor pay the money to be. Craigslist is an excellent source in this area as well as dating sites, mobile chat applications, and the bar scene for freelancers or go go girls. What is it about you guys? Are you looking for such cheap prices that you are discouraged from looking? With a little leg work you can find an abundance of action before you arrive from Bangkok. While you guys are twiddling your thumbs in the massages hoping of getting a hand job and blow jobs, I will be out getting freebies and pay for play action everyday with full service being the only thing on my agenda.

I usually go to the bamboo shop massage or the next one. We spoke about it previously.

[John Doe69]

I wanted some real action after the "special massage" deals.

As a side note: not too difficult to get a hand-job after an oil massage. Just avoid "too proper" places nearby main tourist attractions or where the staff is wearing neat uniforms.

If girls talk to you naughty, then chances for specials are high. My might want to make sure the girl you talk to is giving the massage. Also asking for the type of room. Some places only have thin curtains, others have private rooms.

But back to Celebrities. It is easy to find. Walk down Loi Kroh, at the iron bridge turn left. After about 100 meters it is clearly visible on the right. Entrance is on the right in the passage to the backyard.

Fish-bowl had about 25 girls. Two categories. Cheaper on the right had been quoted 1400, but not a single acceptable looking there. Left hand section is quoted 1700 and has some younger and slimmer ones.

Unfortunately my favorites had been declined "they don't do falang". Too bad.

Chose another tall and skinny one (#3 Gin). She doesn't speak English but my basic Thai was enough for what was to come.

Room is in an OK condition. Bathtub is big enough for falang, bed is very soft. They don't do the slide you might know from BKK.

Maybe it was bad luck but there was no chemistry. Undress yourself, 2 minute massage while bathtub is filling, then bath together. Dry up yourself. Then to the bed for a covered blowjob and action.

Everything felt mechanic and trying to get it over as fast as possible. Whole action lasted about 30 minutes.

Maybe try my luck again with a different girl, but this one was an experience not worth the money.

[Member #4591]

I will be travelling here in the next few weeks. It seems that many of you in this area are struggling to find action. First of all a google search for Changmai escorts was my first step. Beyond the first page is where you need to search. Don't be lazy and give up after the first two pages. Not all sites are ranked high nor pay the money to be. Craigslist is an excellent source in this area as well as dating sites, mobile chat applications, and the bar scene for freelancers or go go girls. What is it about you guys? Are you looking for such cheap prices that you are discouraged from looking? With a little leg work you can find an abundance of action before you arrive from Bangkok. While you guys are twiddling your thumbs in the massages hoping of getting a hand job and blow jobs, I will be out getting freebies and pay for play action everyday with full service being the only thing on my agenda.

[Lemon Ade]

I also go to Loy kro sometimes for oil massage and Happy ending with blowjob because handjob is useless. Quite difficult to find a decent looking girls and many girls don't do it. But you have a good feeling with the girl, she can sometimes change her mind.

I usually pay 700-800 bath for oil massage + blowjob, telling her that I don't have more money on my wallet. Obviously they prefer and insist to have 1000 bath for this service and sometimes I have to pay 1000 LOL But if you can manage 700-800 bath, it's a the fair and good price I think.

The last one suck me quite decently and also licked my ass LOL.

I don't do that with very old and ugly woman but I am not too severe about how the girl look. For what I want, a decent girl is OK.

That sounds pretty reasonable. Do you remember the name of the place / girl?

[Draztik]

I also go to Loy kro sometimes for oil massage and Happy ending with blowjob because handjob is useless. Quite difficult to find a decent looking girls and many girls don't do it. But you have a good feeling with the girl, she can sometimes change her mind.

I usually pay 700-800 bath for oil massage + blowjob, telling her that I don't have more money on my wallet. Obviously they prefer and insist to have 1000 bath for this service and sometimes I have to pay 1000 LOL But if you can manage 700-800 bath, it's a the fair and good price I think.

The last one suck me quite decently and also licked my ass LOL.

I don't do that with very old and ugly woman but I am not too severe about how the girl look. For what I want, a decent girl is OK.