2002 Pattaya Reports

[BassGod]

I just came back from L.O.S and probably had the best time ever!!! This is the time to go Pattaya is full with a million ladies and almost no men. Go before the high season.

[Joe Zop]

Nice post, Realbob, particularly your insight about sizing up the customers. Your comments are apropos for more than Pattaya.

[Real Bob]

I have just returned from a 7 week sojourn in the L.O.S. I spent most of my time hunting alone. When you are in a place as warm and friendly as Pattaya this can be a less than wonderful experience. Here is a word to the wise for all you new guys. The ladies run this “bait and switch” routine on most everybody but the lone guy is a softer target than someone in a group or with a buddy.
It is pretty simple really; the choice broads line the streets pulling in the punters. You get lured in and the next thing you know your shaking hands with a gal who is not in the least bit attractive, while the beauty who attracted you in the first place is back on the street working more “fish”. OK, fair is fair. Before going in and buying your drinks have a good look at all the players, if the stable is largely overage and out of shape try somewhere else, or hunt later. The choice broads are a little less inclined to pass along a possible trick as the night wears on.
The women who are behind the front line “meet and greet” gals will always offer their hand to shake when making their introduction. Lone guys can avoid a prolonged hand holding ceremony and usually signal a disinterest by offering up a high 5 instead of the anticipated hand shake. This gesture usually gets a grin, the lady in question is left holding on to nothing and usually will not hang around for long.
Remember there are very few questions put to you in the opening couple of minuets that are not “loaded”. What hotel? How long you stay Pattaya? You holiday? These questions are about money and the rest of the gal’s week. I’m staying in a 5 star and leaving in the morning will get you neither a fair price nor an inspired session.
Toward the end of my stay I had a verbal checklist for them to respond to. It entailed what I wanted. You will do this, this and this or you won’t get paid. It’s astounding the number of Thai woman who will not shower with you and who will strive to be in utter darkness as soon as it’s “naked time”. Dispense with the “me shy” routine before you leave the bar. I heard “What smoke?” far too often. “Lady”, I’d say, “you only have two things to remember”. Lastly I made it clear that morning time was sex time too.
I found the 27to 34 year old gals to be more service orientated than their younger counterparts. They could do the “care for” a whole lot better. Happy hunting It’s a great game!!!!

[Real Bob]

Originally posted by Freeler
Malakor,

OK, now you call her Kot. She in fact uses that nickname.
But I guess anyone named Marakot would be nicknamed that.
One more feature: 1.5 inch nipples...
When did you see her 'heavily pregnant'?

Heineken just came up. Like it does after a night of heavy drinking. Carlsberg would have triggered the same response...

[Malakor]

No, I really do mean Kot who fits Freelers description perfectly. Last time I saw her she was heavily pregnant and working as the cashier in the Ruby Club, along with An, another ex-Hot and Cold girl, who incidently, also did the lez show there at one time. I really don't know where all the girls have gone, though I guess they always turn up like a bad penny!
Freeler, am I to take it then, that you are not a great fan of the alcoholic imbibement offered by the Heineken N.V company?

[Progman]

Freeler,


Only spent 4 days there last year. I stayed around Soi Pattayaland 2 and Walking Street. About the only beer bar I hung around at was Best Friend on Beach Road.

So are these names you threw out real or are you just trying to make some silly point or statement? I asked a valid question so if you have an answer great! Otherwise negative comments are not necessary nor requested.

...(prog)

[Progman]

Hey guys,

I'll be in Pattaya in about a week. I'll be staying at Eastiny Place. I understand there's a series of beer bars just outside the hotel. Anyone know the name? I'd like to do some research before I head out there. Are the bars and discos still closing at 2:00 AM? When I was there last Sept I remember the cops enforcing this law but didn't seem to mind if the beer bars stayed open as long as they turned off the lights and music. Made for some interesting bargames...

...(prog)

[Erik]

Malakor,
Are you talking about An, the curly haired girl with large spaces between her teeth who used to do the Heineken show in old Hot and Cold (and also real lesbian action if requested), then moved to the new Hot and Cold in Soi 8 ? Last month, I saw that this new Hot and Cold was destroyed. I then went to the old one and was told that it had been closed by police because the shows were too hardcore. Does anybody know where we can now find the girls who used to work there ?

[Malakor]

That wouldn't be the same Marakot that used to do the Heinekin bottle show in the old Hot and Cold a-go-go would it?

[MuffDriver]

Z.elda,

That's EXACTLY what I needed to know. Thanks dude, and I totally agree with your FFF rule. It's not that I disrespect the girls; it's just that I believe that both parties should respect the true nature of the business transaction entered into. I'm looking forward to getting initiated like so many others on this board. I'm already having regrets that I'll be spending only four days in the Kingdom during this trip to Asia.

Muffdriver (no diving on rented muff, since it strikes me as risky; however, I WILL drive a muff and always wear my safety helmet)

[nam yai]

Excuse me for asking, but what is "soapies "???

[MuffDriver]

This is a great place to exchange info. I'm making my first trip to Pattaya next month. After reading a variety of postings, it appears that the price for S/T and L/T should be as close to 500 and 1000 Baht respectively. However, it seems that for a two hour soapie experience the price is higher than S/T, even though they both are about two hours in duration. For a good looking chick (not necessarily a superstar), what should I expect to pay (in total) for special treatment at a soapie? Thanks.

[Ting Tong]

Originally posted by nam yai
Ting Tong,

I pickup girls from gogos and beer bars like mostly others. As I said earlier, I hunt for fresh meet I that´s not always a good thing.

Thank´s for your coments!

My comment was for the people who says all girls in Pattaya are threeholed, Threesome etc. If you like that then pick up from beach road.

Fresh flesh
Just go to Super Baby, Super Girl, Happy Go Go - Lot of fresh flesh and nice looking girls. I have tried it & got girls between 18-20 years very fresh (just one month old) but with very fresh also my experince was bad. The girl shall be little experinced & should had accepted the job what she is doing. Its quite important.

[nam yai]

freeler,

Yes I know you are right!!!

One of my problem is that I´m to kind and to nice. I´m not into the backdoor thing but they have tell me that they don´t take it there.... My second problem is that I usally pickup young girls 18-21 ( I´m 27 ) that haven´t work for so long and I know that´s the biggest problem.

Ting Tong,

I pickup girls from gogos and beer bars like mostly others. As I said earlier, I hunt for fresh meet I that´s not always a good thing.

Thank´s for your coments!

[Ting Tong]

Originally posted by nam yai
I don´t get it !!!!
I can´t understand how they do it. I friend of my tried treesomes but the girls didn´t play along at all.

From where you pick up the girl ????

Take it from beach road open bars where you have +20 years (experience not the age) girls (rather say woman). You can not use front side as it will be like doing in open air and you can use back side. These girls will do anything.

Regarding threesome I think the best way is to go to soapies as there have this special recipe of taking 2 girls & you have there something 2 gilrs to do together.