2002 Pattaya Reports

[LarryOne]

Ok now on to more positive reports. Muffdriver and I met up for the first time yesterday (had a good time hanging out M.D.). This is a great way to meet hobbists with the same agenda as yourself we traded war stories and did some hunting together. I wish I could be at the BKK Living Room on the 13th for the gathering there. I can just imagine the crew and the stories these guys will have to share.........

We went to the Nice with Ice (now spice bar). This is hoot and highly recommended, good solid service and could one start off an night of mongering any better. BJ assebly line style what a business idea - everyone should experience thsi at least once. We are meeting at 4PM at the Pump Station just to take the tension off - anyone interested feel free too drop by (we will be the two guys with large smiles on our faces...)

Ok now on to some general observations about the night life.
1. Super girl is a good GoGo with hot ladies.
2. There are a lot of scank among the Pattaya beer bar girls (of cours a gem here and there can be found). The beer bars around Saibadee seem to have higher quality that the ones down on Soi 7 & 8 and where I am around the Apex hotel.
3. ***** is CORRECT about many of his opinions about this place (whether you like his post or not this fact can not be ignored) but of course as always you should form your own opinion.
4. Went to Saibadee massage and tried #176 as ***** had recommended - on the money with good service and no hassle with price negotiation. This girl is cool, way cool after service we are takeing a little bit of crap and she tells me that I MUST butterfly as much as possible and she herself loves to fuck and she is no buterfly but rather aeroport - how about that? I like an honest woman (TG pro on top of that)

RICEPADDY FEET - big, big turnoff
Well after intense discussions with M.Driver last night I got to say I can't stand the working girls that are sporting these horrendous "paddies". YOU know what I talk about - once she is back with you at the hotel she takes her shoes off and there they are, the rice paddy feet - urk. Large big toe, the toe nail cut really round and kind of sunken back (is this an Isan gene or something?). It gives me nightmares just thinking of them. Had a girl from Hot and Cold the other night and when I picked her she was sexy with an excellent attitude so I decide to take the bird along (she dances in those hign gogo booths). Well we get back tothe hotel and she takes her shoes off and what do I see?? Paddies of course, Uhh I hate this. From now on I will never, ever pick up a gogo girl unless she dances in open toe shoes (or she is willing to let me inspect the little toesis before take off). Well I guess Pump Station awaits.

Hansum Man, I love you long time

[LarryOne]

King Kong Bar SUCKS!!!!!!

This one must be set straight. King Kong Bar is terrible, a scam and must be avoided at all cost. Who ever compared it to Eden club should publicly appologize to all of us on the board. I am am not alone with this feeling. Muffdriver can attest to this opinion as well. Below is my experience from this shithole.

Myself and my buddy went there the other day. KK is NOT 2hrs - it is one shot (which of course they conviently forgot to mentioned. I got two ladies for the agreed price of 1400 bath. They took me up to a very dirty and disgusting room, showered me and then they provided to start giving me head (now thinking that this was something like Eden I was more than happy too shot of one load berfore even putting my dick inside either of the two HHH's. Then it comes the hogs tells me shower and put your clothes on. At this point I am like what the fuck I am ready to got to town for some serious fucking thouth that the BJ was just warming up....Pissed as hell I had to climb down the stairs and furiously wait for my buddy. Little need to be said that I felt like I just hd been sized up like a roasted pig and taken to the cleaners. I am still mad and I felt like they had just pulled the Bangkok scam that is written about in private dancer.

My buddy comes back and is livid - they did not even make him come. One of his girls told him that she would not fuck him because she was fucked by a large cock last night and would only suck him. Ehhh if you are not going to provide service to your customers, kind of doesn't make sense to come into work then???

So now you are probably going to say that oh that was just a onetime occurance - well met up with Muffdriver yesterday and he tells me that he got the treatment as my buddy. ... You take that for what it is worth.

[Ting Tong]

Thanks Bassgood

Thanks for the informations on King Kong. I read this name in Bangkok section.

Do you/anybody recommend some other name like this (not massage parlour) particularly to spend time say 2 hours in the evening from 1730 to 1900 while going back to home and have dip between.

Let us enjoyyyy

[BassGod]

CheapYngHoLuver,

The chance of me being in Pattaya on Dec. 7th is very small. I generally avoid Thailand during High season. I would like to get a beer with you sometime.

[CheapYngHoLuver]

BassGod,
Will you be in Pattaya Dec 7th.
aaronabroad@yahoo.com
Like a beer with u....My darts bar is next to the pump station can meet up there if u like.

[MuffDriver]

Agl/Larry,

I just returned to Pattaya a few days ago. My apologies for being absent from the Forum....I had to take care of some things at home, and so I haven't had time to read/post here. I will make a two-trip report after I finish the current round of monkey business.

I'll be here for 8 days. Agl, sorry to hear you won't be able to make it to Pattaya this month. I'm not sure about Jan/Feb, but you never know; let's keep in touch. Larry, if you're interested in grabbing a beer or two within the next few days, let me know. I'm staying in the Soi 2 (Big C) area, but I'll be making the rounds at many of the Beach Road night spots, as you might imagine.

Muffdriver

[Erik]

From the Bangkok Post :

"Pattaya wants longer hours for nightspots



Pattaya city council will ask the Interior Ministry for permission to extend closing hours for nightspots to 4am.

Pattaya executives led by Pairat Sutthithamrongsawat, the city mayor, say Pattaya, a tourist town, has been hurt by the crackdown on closing times. They will write to Interior Minister Wan Muhamad Nor Matha. Under the law, nightspots have to close at 2am."

[BassGod]

Ting Tong,

Here is an excerpt from my travel diary:

After all of this talk I decide to go check out King Kong Bar. King Kong bar has the reputation of having the naughtiest girls in Pattaya. I usually try to swing by at least once when ever I'm in Pattaya. I walk up to the front and offer the best looking girl outside a drink. (You never know what you'll find inside) She walks me in and takes my order. Then I see an alright looking girl inside and offer her a drink. These girls are Oay and Mat. It isn't long before the girls start grabbing at me and the Oay says "You take two lady upstair". It had been less than ninety minutes since I finished up at the Pump Station, and I'd had sex four times in the last 24 hours. I'm no longer a young man, I told them "I have no power" They said that they could give me power. Well I've heard that one before. More to get them to stop trying to get me upstairs than anything I make a proposal to them. I said I'd pay for the room (400 Baht) but if they couldn't get me to finish I wouldn't have to pay the girls (500 each). That kind of backfired on me because without even thinking about it they agree. On the way up I repeated the proposal just to make sure they understood it. Oay says "yes yes I understand". To be honest I would have paid them anyway but I didn't let them know that. I was enjoying their confidence, determination, and finally satisfaction in their ability to raise the dead, and then re kill the dead. I don't like to get too graphic in these reports but I'd just like to say what happened was very impressive and I could hardly walk back down the stairs.

[Freeler]

Ting Tong,

KingKong is in Soi6, between Beach-and SecondRoad, at the SecondRoad end.
Speciality? To me it's just a (shorttime-)bar like there are many on the same street...

[Ting Tong]

Hey
where is this King Kong club in Pattaya & what is the speciality?

[DataMater]

Thanks to all responding to my post.

Bil,

No harm done. Your second post was exactly the info I wanted.

Thanks

[Bill]

datamater, don't be such a sensitive wuss. sorry if I hurt your feelings. I suggest you leave Pattaya on thursday, taking the Pattaya bus to the Ekamai terminal in Bangkok. Walk about a block to the nearest skytrain station, take it to the Nana station and walk another block to the Nana hotel. It is right across the street from Nana plaza, the 3 story girly bar complex. A room should be 1070baht per night including an excellent, and clean buffet breakfast , free water, and morning newspaper, and an additional 1/2 day rate for a late check out the next day. 7pm? The bellman will store your bags at the front until you leave. I also recommend walking the floors of the Nana plaza after 4pm when the ladies start gathering just outside the bars to eat and get their make up put on. You will be able to see them in the daylight and they will barfine, and you will be their first lay of the evening. Nothing like busting your nut into a young thai babe, just hours before flying home. There are some people in this forum who seem to be able to tolerate 100-150 baht girls in their 40's, but hey, to each his own. I would never stay long term in a nasty, dirty, funky, fan room that had a bucket and faucet for a shower. To me, its not a real vacation. Hope this helps.

[Mojosaur]

Originally posted by datamater
I ask for some friendly advice and what do I get "Bil". Was the comment "that is unless you like living and acting like a cheapskate backpacker" necessary?? Maybe I am a little dense but what does 5-1000 mean?? I have no experience with hotels in BKK only Pattaya. Can anyone recommend something close to the action in the $40-50 range?

read my post below---

SORRY THOUGHT YOU WANTED PATTAYA.

WHEN I STAYED IN BANGKOK NANA PLAZA WAS $75 USD....I LIKED IT.

[BassGod]

Datamater,

You can get very nice hotel rooms in BKK for far less than $40-$50

Try Majestic Suites www.majesticsuites.com

[DataMater]

I ask for some friendly advice and what do I get "Bil". Was the comment "that is unless you like living and acting like a cheapskate backpacker" necessary?? Maybe I am a little dense but what does 5-1000 mean?? I have no experience with hotels in BKK only Pattaya. Can anyone recommend something close to the action in the $40-50 range?