Phuket Reports

[Kiev Freak]

Phuket taxi driver now famous on TikTok, for all the wrong reasons. Surprisingly, the victims are Thai, not Farang.

https://www.thephuketnews.com/phuket...ight-82913.php

Father of That thai is very famous, high so and important guy according to my regular girl.

[Arn Poddict]

You missed the party mate. Here there is now a sellers market, not buyers. Old happy days are something in the past now. Good luck to find anyone to accept to go with you unless you are young and handsome for them.

I agree with you. It felt like totally different Thailand compared to the past, pre Covid times in March 2020. And I have a gut feeling that things will never return to normal, buyers market for old man snake heads. The quality of available girls in Patong, who could be barfined, was the worst I have ever seen in Thailand during my years of travelling. And nearly all of the women in the bars had silicons. Same with freelancers. Thai girls love silicons, I don't. Normally I would not barfine those plastic boob chicks, but now I had no choice if I wanted to see and feel some pussy on a slim frame. I have never had such lousy pics of the girls I banged than after this recent trip. So depressing.

Arn Poddict out.

[Banana Boi]

Phuket taxi driver now famous on TikTok, for all the wrong reasons. Surprisingly, the victims are Thai, not Farang.

https://www.thephuketnews.com/phuket...ight-82913.php

[Kiev Freak]

Hey guys,

Today I had my first encounter with a bar girl in Phuket. The place was the one where the girls had white dresses, right across tiger nightclub. I grabbed a short one, nice tits, claims to be here 8 days and to be from Chiang Mai. After getting her 3 lady drinks including one for her colleague, I said I am going to go and "do you want to go with me". She replied, "No, I still have to work". WTF, I thought. I spent almost 2 k baht on alcohol, and she would not even suggest her barfine to me? Am I doing something terribly wrong, or is it just common that these bar girls will milk people out and rarely go out of the bar? This is baffling to me. From what I read here, getting these bar girls seems easy.

You missed the party mate. Here there is now a sellers market, not buyers. Old happy days are something in the past now. Good luck to find anyone to accept to go with you unless you are young and handsome for them.

[Kiev Freak]

Poonpoon observations is correct and before late afternoon / evening it is not worth it. I went because I sent my bike for service at Honda in Phuket Town and lets face it I am an dirty bastard. I ended up with some auntie offering really dirty massage for 300 THB which turned out really horrible and she being more concerned I would cum in her face rather than finishing me. This was fary away from New Angels so keep close to the main roadn and you are spared. Yes I need to test myself in the near future!

To avoid this shit I always confirm services I want before taking a massage girl and enter her saloon. Simply I say "duut ham may say thung yang " means blowjob without condom and "gin nam" means swallow sperm. Even some of them don't swallow and split it out literally, this means CIM is ok. So no more hassle "don't cum on my mouth ".

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I can confirm that ThaiGoodTimes is real and knowledgeable. I had lunch with him before Christmas in Phuket, along with the Thai lady who is with me in Brazil now.

Thanks Explorer.

It seems that was the time that MakeItOrBreak saw me.

When I was with you and one of the twins.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I also had the fortune to spot ThaiGoodTimes at disclosed bar in Patong however with my current company a redirect and approach was not recommendable. But I can confirm he is real and he is meeting hot Thai girls at same bar so hit him up if you get the chance. I am myself a diver so that as an activity doesn't hurt but is rather recommended when you visit Phuket especially if you make it to Ko Phi Phi or Similan.

Kind words MakeItOrBreak.

It was at Mojito Bar.

Pity you couldn't stop and say Hello,.

The couple I was there with, the man was the infamous Explorer3839 visiting from Pattaya.

[Explorer8939]

I also had the fortune to spot ThaiGoodTimes at disclosed bar in Patong however with my current company a redirect and approach was not recommendable. But I can confirm he is real and he is meeting hot Thai girls at same bar so hit him up if you get the chance. I am myself a diver so that as an activity doesn't hurt but is rather recommended when you visit Phuket especially if you make it to Ko Phi Phi or Similan.

I can confirm that ThaiGoodTimes is real and knowledgeable. I had lunch with him before Christmas in Phuket, along with the Thai lady who is with me in Brazil now.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Coyotes, hostesses, call them what you want.

Many many attractive girls in bars, and gogos, and even nightclubs, make more than enough with a salary and ladydrinks to not have to go with anyone.

If you're wanting to take a stunner then be prepared to dig deep into your wallet.

Or look for them away from the bars, and hit the freelancers.

The bars pay the girls to be there, not to leave.

I can share a rather awkward story about this for Rock Hard. For all of us veterans back in the day Rock Hard was a Banglaroad daytime joint to cool down after the beach. However some years ago it was passed on to Suzy Wong which is not bad considering their quality. However they stopped being open at lunch time and also the girls got mixed with coyotes.

Moral of the story is I like what I see and the first night there offered to barfine the top talent. That didn't turn out well and we dropped a bomb there. Meaning next time the service was even better and I got same lady to agree to take out. I even gave her 4 K THB in advance which will give you a hint in the amount we where discussing. I know this is off the charts but we are talking about a 9/10 and a bachelor before getting married with a ton of money in his pocket. However not to the fault of the lady itself it all went bananas. I am fluent enough in Thai to get all my money back but that was not my objective. I actually became upset enough to find the mamamsan / manager in Soi Seadragon to complain about the whole ordeal. I am certain with the amount we spent and what I was willing to spend that my intended had not so good month ahead. This is where the important part comes in. Do you think I went home to my future wife and moped? No I straggled back to my Scoopy parking with help of all the locals until I found the lady of the night. Being a veteran I managed to entice same for 1000 THB to have lustful night. Only problem was me waking up by my empty charged phone and getting back to the mainland Phuket for to intended from a place called Candy house with a credible story and sober enough? My lustful lady only concern was letting her friends back to sleep after us occupying her space for our sins.

Be better, plan better but don't be sad if you wake up in the candy house it has happened to others.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Poonpoon observations is correct and before late afternoon / evening it is not worth it. I went because I sent my bike for service at Honda in Phuket Town and lets face it I am an dirty bastard. I ended up with some auntie offering really dirty massage for 300 THB which turned out really horrible and she being more concerned I would cum in her face rather than finishing me. This was fary away from New Angels so keep close to the main roadn and you are spared. Yes I need to test myself in the near future!

That said I saw New Angel pimp in action and wished I would have approached him instead. Prior to covid they ran a 2500 THB for 2 hours promo which could be worthwhile now when Katherines is closed. I spotted their girls once before covid and yes they had plenty of good and young ones. Nowadays I don't know?

I did however due to undisclosed reasons spot a new local "massage" place which could be worthwhile visiting. Their daytime onsite was hot and did give me the glare despite being with my wife. Check around 101/5 ถ3609;3609;3610;3634;3591;3585;3629;3585;, ต3635;3610;3621;3605;3621;3634;3604;3648;3627;3609;3639;3629;, อ3635;3648;3616;3629;3648;3617;3639;3629;3591;, Phuket 83000, Thailand I would assume it is similar to the Bangkok Massage in Phuket town that was fairly good back in the day.
(Since links are not displayed well interested parties can PM me)

I also had the fortune to spot ThaiGoodTimes at disclosed bar in Patong however with my current company a redirect and approach was not recommendable. But I can confirm he is real and he is meeting hot Thai girls at same bar so hit him up if you get the chance. I am myself a diver so that as an activity doesn't hurt but is rather recommended when you visit Phuket especially if you make it to Ko Phi Phi or Similan.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks, ThaiGoodTimes.

That was really helpful and to the point.

I'm no newcomer to the forums, but I did try to search for the info before asking.

You're welcome.

If you want some other wet activities other than punting, 5555 (hahahaha).

Send me a private message and I'd be happy to discuss scuba diving with you.

Also, if you're interested in locating some Kamagra in Phuket, I can help there too.

[Arn Poddict]

Is there now a 5-drink minimum at other agogo bars or it it only Pum Pui?

There are 3 agogos open on Bangla as far as I noticed last week. Pumpui, Harem and Pink. I only barfined from Pumpui so don't know about the others. First issue at the moment is to find a girl that you like and who agrees to go with you. After that you can discuss about the prices and drinks.

[HorseTrader]

As I wrote earlier you have to buy 5 lady drinks in Pumpui Agogo for the first girl you want to barfine. That's is, take it or leave it. If you visit the place more often then the rules might change as they did with me.

I would not recommend you a trip to Patong at the moment with your mentality. You would be disappointed. Wait until Pattaya opens and hit the agogo's there.

Last time for me in Patong was March 2020 and 5 drinks was not an issue at the agogo bars that I visited. I had a great time in Patong, much better for me than Pattaya, but more expensive. Love Pum Pui had many beauties.

Is there now a 5-drink minimum at other agogo bars or it it only Pum Pui?

[Zeeker100]

1). Sadly, no blowjob bars in Phuket....... .

Thanks, ThaiGoodTimes.

That was really helpful and to the point.

I'm no newcomer to the forums, but I did try to search for the info before asking.

Cheers!

[Arn Poddict]

Yea, you will find a few like that. As best I can tell, buying lady drinks does nothing to increase your chances of getting a girl to be your bar fine. Usually I'll bar fine a girl after only one lady drink. I've never bought a lady more than 2. A few times I've bar fined a girl without buying even one drink. A lady drink does nothing more than rent a few minutes of her time so I can assess her as a potential bar fine. After I've decided, I'll say either "nice to meet you, goodbye" or "how much is your bar fine?

I cant remember ever buying a friend a drink at the same time as the primary girl. I have bought mamasan a drink, which has never paid off for me. When I hear the bell ring, that screams we found a sucker!

I don't really like loud bars or alcohol, so I go into agogo bars with the same attitude as going into a hardware store. I browse the available products, inspect one or two more closely, make my purchase and leave. For those who enjoy the alcohol, loud music, and environment, a different process is appropriate.

As I wrote earlier you have to buy 5 lady drinks in Pumpui Agogo for the first girl you want to barfine. That's is, take it or leave it. If you visit the place more often then the rules might change as they did with me.

I would not recommend you a trip to Patong at the moment with your mentality. You would be disappointed. Wait until Pattaya opens and hit the agogo's there.