Phuket Reports

[Member #4753]

Sorry didn't get back sooner.

The blue outfit girls are PR / door girls. Trying to attract customers to Harem.

Their BF is 1 k to the club. You deal with her payment in addition to the club"s 1 k.

The dancers are 2 k for the club then deal with her for her fees.

Currently on the ground in Patong.

I walked past Harem a few times when in Phuket however never went in.

At that price what is the quality of the girls? They would want to be "InstaHo Hot".

[Big Kahuna]

Was there last weekend.

Sat, 17th Feb I think.

Sorry didn't get back sooner.

The blue outfit girls are PR / door girls. Trying to attract customers to Harem.

Their BF is 1 k to the club. You deal with her payment in addition to the club"s 1 k.

The dancers are 2 k for the club then deal with her for her fees.

Currently on the ground in Patong.

[BobLeFapper]

Seems like most of the action is in Phuket Town, Patong, and Rawai. Wondering if there is any action in the nicer beaches like Karon, Kata, Surin.

If there isn't any I might have to take a taxi or tuk tuk or Grab to one of the above locations then.

I don't suppose there is anything further up north in Ranong? There are interesting waterfalls and hotsprings and getting a nuru after a hot spring soak sounds like heaven.

[BobLeFapper]

Hey guys,

So it sounds like the most action is around Phuket Town, Patong, and Rawai. Any ideas about the other places? I'm hoping to get a resort in a quiet beach like Kata or Karon or Surin and wondering what's the action like there. If its poor then I would probably have to get a taxi or Grab to one of the other areas.

Any ideas about the wilder north parts too like Ranong where the hot springs are? It would be amazing to get a nuru after or a hot spring soak but I think there's almost no chance of that happening.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Does anybody know if these Phuket Town massage shops are open now? I had some of my fondest mongering memories in these shops, as they're a much more budget friendly option while still providing GFE (like DFK and BBBJ). My next leg of this trip will be to Pattaya, but Phuket's also been suggested to me by a few people. Just want to make sure there are mongering options other than outrageous Harem prices.

Phuket Town massage shops are open.

The ones around Katherines are there, as are the ones near the trick eye place.

But seriously that is not the place to go.

Massage on Ratuthit in Patong is pricey at 2000 baht for sex, including massage fee, I agree, but reasonable, tho don't ever pay there asked for 3000 baht.

Phuket Town is till 1500 baht for the same, so cheaper, but the quality and the service is shit.

Rawai is the happening place along Soi Saiyuan, 1300,1500, to 1800 baht gets you a great selection of ladies over 50 plus shops.

[SinfullyKorean]

Either this, or stop whining make your way to a brothel. For example, those 4-5 places in Phuket Town near the New Angel massage. 1500 baht gets you a young, slim girl without baby damage for an hour or one shot on the premises. You don't get to keep her, however, though if you click you can get a LINE contact and maybe invite her to your place.

Does anybody know if these Phuket Town massage shops are open now? I had some of my fondest mongering memories in these shops, as they're a much more budget friendly option while still providing GFE (like DFK and BBBJ). My next leg of this trip will be to Pattaya, but Phuket's also been suggested to me by a few people. Just want to make sure there are mongering options other than outrageous Harem prices.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Many punters traveling with wives or families, or heading for diving liveaboard trips (hint hint, contact me to arrange), tend to visit Phuket, then head north to Khao Lak in Phang Nga.

So I thought I'd give an update on the scene there as I found it last week.

Now Khao Lak has always been quiet, but even given covid impacts my visit there was quite a disappointing surprise.

Prior to covid there used to be a little bit of upmarket girls on WeChat, as well as a healthy bar and massage scene on the main and resort road area about a km north of the city centre.

What I found was that sadly, the WeChat presence was totally gone, and the bar scene had barely a heartbeat at all, with just three girly type bars open.

The massage scene was still there, with quite a few places (15-20), but it was horrendously overpriced, 2000 baht for a blowjob.

WTF! And the ladies were old and unattractive.

I did the bar circuit, and Star Biker bar was the best of the choices.

Sadly, or maybe gladly as it turned out, the cute roundish 30 yo I sat and drank with on my first stop there, was "busy" with a bikie customer when I returned to get her.

A plainer looking, older as in late 30's lady decided to sit with me and chat, she was nice and no pressure, so I ended up buying her a drink.

And then of course we chatted, with me deciding to take her back with me for either ST 1500, or LT 2500, with a 500 bar fine.

Not great rates for the lower quality looks and age, but on a par with Rawai in Phuket.

Ended up being a very enjoyable 90 minute ST, after which I pulled the pin as I'd had everything she had on offer, and got some sleep.

When undressed she was very acceptable body with great natural boobs, and she provided a great service, so I guess I got lucky and made the most of slim pickings there.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hello!

Am planning a trip soon, would like to know your recommendations on.

1) Good hotels, which are okey to take a lady in (or two ladies. You know, in case of emergency).

2) What are the on going charges for full service?

3) What are the best way to get best ladies? Bars / Tinder / WeChat / Asian Dating etc etc?

Kindly share the info, please.

It might be nice if you put some effort in.

Read the forum posts first and ask then ask some more targeted questions around exactly what you're looking for.

As to hotels, there is a thread on that where you have posted this exact same post.

[Vendelo]

Hello!

Am planning a trip soon, would like to know your recommendations on.

1) Good hotels, which are okey to take a lady in (or two ladies. You know, in case of emergency).

2) What are the on going charges for full service?

3) What are the best way to get best ladies? Bars / Tinder / WeChat / Asian Dating etc etc?

Kindly share the info, please.

Have you read the last 5-10 pages? Your answers are there.

[SinfullyKorean]

I don't think oil massage includes body to body. The nuru massage is the gel massage for 2300/ HR. No need to get 90 minutes as you only get 1 pop anyways.

I went to class 666, too, which is very close to daisy dream. Class 666 also charges 2400 for 1 HR. Selection was pretty bad. 1 girl working, 1 girl available. The available girl was just ok.

The Nuru included full service there?

I had a look at the website you posted and google translate did not really make that clear.

[DeepakSa]

Hello!

Am planning a trip soon, would like to know your recommendations on.

1) Good hotels, which are okey to take a lady in (or two ladies. You know, in case of emergency).

2) What are the on going charges for full service?

3) What are the best way to get best ladies? Bars / Tinder / WeChat / Asian Dating etc etc?

Kindly share the info, please.

[Boater1788]

I don't believe other places are generally more expensive because FS is included. For example, one of my favorite shops (Mai Chan in Asok, BKK https://asok-massage.com/) charges 2300 for 1 HR nuru that includes FS. This place caters more towards the Asian clients, so they'll have the younger and fairer skinned girls.

The Nuru included full service there?

I had a look at the website you posted and google translate did not really make that clear.

[SinfullyKorean]

Popped into Harem one night I was in Patong.

Apart from that, Harem was a bit disappointing.

90% of the girls seem bored, going through the motions.

Bar fine was 2,000 baht, and the only lady I asked wanted 5,000 baht short time, 7,000 long (did not take her up on that).

Wow, that's crazy! Unfortunately, it's probably the norm? I remember my last visit to Phuket was not very memorable because of the outrageous LT fees. I normally only do LT. I got the most bang for my buck when I visited some of the massage shops towards Old Town Phuket. Not sure if they're still open anymore. But prices were much more reasonable (e. G. 2 k).

I may have to reevaluate my plans to visit Phuket if those are normal prices still. My current plans are to head down there around March 9.

Yes, and they're generally more expensive because of that inclusion.

Nuru in Patong doesn't guarantee sex so it is cheaper.

And at 1500 baht for 40 minutes BBBJ and HJ with bodyslides, its quite OK value for the experience.

I'm not a BJ / HJ kind of guy. I suppose 2500 for 40 min nuru + FS isn't too bad. I've been to soapy massage shops in Pattaya and BKK. I believe FS was included in the prices there. But I don't remember if I went to one in Phuket. I probably did but didn't partake because of the prices LOL.

I don't believe other places are generally more expensive because FS is included. For example, one of my favorite shops (Mai Chan in Asok, BKK https://asok-massage.com/) charges 2300 for 1 HR nuru that includes FS. This place caters more towards the Asian clients, so they'll have the younger and fairer skinned girls.

[Boater1788]

When did you go there? Recently?
The waitresses have different color dresses and it depends on the day.
The mama San is the one wearing the black pants and black top. Older chubby lady.
You would think she would wear a dress to match the environment.
I will ask someone that works there.

Was there last weekend.

Sat, 17th Feb I think.

[Big Kahuna]

Popped into Harem one night I was in Patong.

There were girls in lingerie dancing and making out (while seeming bored).

Servers were in red Chinese style dresses.

And there was one very elegant girl in glasses in the same style of dress as the servers, but Blue.

She was sitting with some Russians all the time I was there, drinking beer and kissing one of them.

She obviously knew everyone on staff. And I am wondering who she is?

Same dress as the servers but blue (only person dressed like that in Harem, or even outside).

Staff herself?

A freelancer who knows everyone?

Anyone know?

Kicking myself for not asking while I was there.

Apart from that, Harem was a bit disappointing.

90% of the girls seem bored, going through the motions.

Bar fine was 2,000 baht, and the only lady I asked wanted 5,000 baht short time, 7,000 long (did not take her up on that).

All the establishments on the other side of the street from Harem seemed closed.

When did you go there? Recently?

The waitresses have different color dresses and it depends on the day.

The mama San is the one wearing the black pants and black top. Older chubby lady.

You would think she would wear a dress to match the environment.

I will ask someone that works there.