Phuket Reports

[Lizgneb]

Yes but I can't do PM.

Is 3/2 March 2nd?

If so, send me a PM, I can arrange refresher dives for you as I am a PADI instructor and run a diver business here.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi TGT.

I'm very leaning Patong. Will be there 3/2 for a few days. Traveling solo and I feel access to varieties is key for me. Although I'm also still thinking about Rawai. Sigh. I am also looking to do refresher dives for a few days if you can recommend any places. Thanks.

Is 3/2 March 2nd?

If so, send me a PM, I can arrange refresher dives for you as I am a PADI instructor and run a diver business here.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I'm fresh in Rawai and following your advice TGT, I had my first happy ending massage in Soi Saiyuan. She wasn't a stunner but it was cheap enough (1000 baht) and it was great getting the massage first. I think this is my favorite thing, maybe soapy will top this.

Soi Saiyuan is shaped like the letter see, I walked it from south to about 4/5, to the almost most northern part where I found what I was looking for. Saw a couple massage parlos on the way but certainly less then expected. It was 23:30-23:50, is that too late and all are closed by then? Did I miss anything?

M.

Yes, after 23:00 is way too late to see them all.

Many are still open, but many start to close from 21:00 onwards.

[Enjoy37]

Hey there fellow mongers / punters / fuckers. 5555.

Who is in Phuket at the moment?

Where are you staying, Patong, Rawai, Kamala, Karon, Kata, elsewhere??

What are you doing?

Hello TGT, Fellas.

Arrived in Patpong 2 days ago and still only getting settled. I am staying near Bangla so right inside the action.

Strolled through the bars last night and was quite disappointed: Came here Dec 22, right after Thailand opened up to visitors again and had a blast. Bangla was a relaxed place with good action and a small crowd. The bars were easygoing and just happy you were there enjoying yourself.

Last night I went there and entered the bar where I had a few drinks at almost every day last time I was here. Walked in, some people cheering because they recognised me and they seemed just as happy as I was. So I decided to buy everyone a round of drinks (the people I knew from before) and the mood was very good.

5 Min later they were requesting another drink from every side, even the bartender. I never felt less appreciated. I was sitting there, having spent 2000 be on drinks for everyone, and they treated me like a newbie Farang who had no idea. Finished my drink and left. Same thing happened in another Bar. They will be avoided from now on.

Back to business: Stopped in several bars and had my chats with a few lovely ladies. Plenty of talent around in all shapes and sizes of course.

Bar fines were always quoted at 2000 be, which I find quite steep. But this GoGo Dancer I was sitting with might be worth the investment, she was stunningly fit and had a great personality.

Ended up at Suzy Wongs were I had a really good time. The girls put on a good show and drinks are served at a decent price. Not pushy at all.

Went to a Strip Club as well were the girls are Fully nude (forgot the name) and they treat you very nice when you buy them a lady drink. Was quoted take out price, but can't remember.

Today went to a Massage Shop, opened up just 3 months ago and was the first customer for JJ. 60 Min /400 be and FS was 4000 B asking price, negotiated down to 2500. Very sweet and gentle girl, really enjoyed her. No kissing, No BBBJ though.

Fact seems to be: Prices really went up in Patong. Last time I was here I paid 1500-2000 for FS. Had a thing with a Massage girl who asked 8000 for the whole day.

But it's only Day 3 today. So still much can happen the next couple of days.

Happy Days.

[Lizgneb]

Hi TGT.

I'm very leaning Patong. Will be there 3/2 for a few days. Traveling solo and I feel access to varieties is key for me. Although I'm also still thinking about Rawai. Sigh. I am also looking to do refresher dives for a few days if you can recommend any places. Thanks.

Hey there fellow mongers / punters / fuckers. 5555.

Who is in Phuket at the moment?

Where are you staying, Patong, Rawai, Kamala, Karon, Kata, elsewhere??

What are you doing?

[InevitableDuck]

I'm fresh in Rawai and following your advice TGT, I had my first happy ending massage in Soi Saiyuan. She wasn't a stunner but it was cheap enough (1000 baht) and it was great getting the massage first. I think this is my favorite thing, maybe soapy will top this.

Soi Saiyuan is shaped like the letter see, I walked it from south to about 4/5, to the almost most northern part where I found what I was looking for. Saw a couple massage parlos on the way but certainly less then expected. It was 23:30-23:50, is that too late and all are closed by then? Did I miss anything?

M.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey there fellow mongers / punters / fuckers. 5555.

Who is in Phuket at the moment?

Where are you staying, Patong, Rawai, Kamala, Karon, Kata, elsewhere??

What are you doing?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Helpful as always TGT. One more: where is the area / street in Rawai with the most happy massage salons? Any hidden gems?

Soi Saiyuan, northern end.

Many hidden gems there.

[AlwaysHorny 2]

Morning of day 3 and I'm would really like to find some steak and eggs with potatoes.

Hard to find breakfast I'm' used to. I understand it's another country / culture. I see burger joints and other BS American food. Kinda surprised how limited breakfast options are and I don't eat pork so that make it even more of a challenge.

From TF to walking Bangla, the beach, and other areas, the talent here is higher and large quantity. However, I have yet to pull the trigger in Patong. I was drained from my Rawai LT the first night and got some sleep. Last night, I was with the tourist lady. I ghosted her the previous night and she still texted me the next morning, so I extended the offer to go to dinner. We went to La Gritta at the Amari. Nice view and good food. I spent about $150 usd.

She bought drinks at Chill Bar on Bagla. This is where it goes bad. I drank too much. I had two old fashions at the restaurant and 3 makers on the rocks at the “bar”. Intense DFK at Chill and then felt confident to invite her back to my room. It’s on as soon as we are in the room, but in the middle of her bbbj I feel myself losing strength. I daty hoping to reclaim power, but I was done. Too much alcohol and too much sex.

I won’t start another thread about ED, but it is real. I can’t drink that much and I need a good day or two before I’m ok without pills. To have a soaking wet pussy waiting for you and not being able act is the worst feeling ever.

I guess I’ll RTFF and see where I can score some pills. I’m definitely pulling the trigger today/night and I need to be sure. The date was fun, but in the middle of it I was asking myself wtf are you doing. Overall good experience, but I rather focus on the local options.

[InevitableDuck]

Helpful as always TGT. One more: where is the area / street in Rawai with the most happy massage salons? Any hidden gems?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Lovely to see some Rawai reviews. Question. Are there short time hotels in Rawai? Or do some bars have rooms. Which ones?

A few bars have short time rooms, but not that many.

Ole Bar, Speed Bar, Boobs Bar have them that I know of for certain.

The girls in places like Bank Bar, Banana Corner and Gilbis Plaza can arrange access to short time rooms at Boobs Bar or nearby massage shops.

There are a few shot time rooms at hotels, Rawai Condotel, near Laguna Plaza for one.

Again, the bar girls can arrange places.

[DevSagar]

Allow me to state that I stayed in a 550 sq feet room, sea facing on main Beach road, Soi 2 in approx. 1800 baht, double occupancy with breakfast. From what I checked online pricing of hotels, I could not find at that price point the property that I was looking for.

For mongering, I look for good experience and I have paid 2 k to 4 k baht for long time on my 2 recent trips to Pattaya in 45 days. So, honestly, I would pay this or more too if I like the girl.

No, I would not treat Phuket on the Pattaya / Bangkok levels as in my opinion it is more scenic.

As far as trips or excursions is concerned, I am in no position to comment as I have yet to explore but believe you me, I would love to visit Phuket and am looking forward to plan one soon. Minor price deviations are irrelevant for me and understand that each place has its own price levels. I had clarified that I am a bit inquisitive and never knew of the other places that you mentioned nor read about them in forum except Rawai.

Thanks for the information shared.

Regards.

To be honest I hear this cheaper in Bangkok and Pattaya than Phuket way too often, and to me its bullshit.

What I will say is that Bangkok and Pattaya have more choice at the lower price points than Phuket does.

But all three places IMHO have comparable price points available.

Bottom level pricing of 1000-1500ST is Soi 6 in Pattaya, Soi 11 in Bangkok, and in Phuket OTOP in Patong, Phuket Town, Chalong and Rawai bars.

Mid level pricing in bars in all three places is ST for around 1500-2000, and LT at 2-4000 negotiable.

With gogo's in all 3 also around the same of 3000 for ST, 5000-6000 for LT.

Too many Phuket visiting mongers treat Phuket like Bangkok and Pattaya, never leaving the central area around Patong.

They look it as the same as Bangkok along Sukhumvit from Nana to Cowboy to the massage area down Sukhimvit 33 and thereabouts.

[InevitableDuck]

Lovely to see some Rawai reviews. Question. Are there short time hotels in Rawai? Or do some bars have rooms. Which ones?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I'm currently on my way to Patong. In Rawai, I stayed at the Phu NaNa hotel. It's nice enough and I paid a little over $50 a night. It wouldn't have been too bad of a location if I rented a scooter. Way too much walking and I don't mind exercise.

Both myself and the guy who told me the $8 k baht quote was definitely a brush off. Also, the name of the bar opposite Bank Bar is Banana Corner. I never went there.

After the all day Phi Phi Islands tour, I was exhausted. I had dinner and quickly feel asleep. I awoke at 1:30 am. Debated doing anything, but I was hungry more anything. Looking at Laguna Plaza on google, I saw some pictures of what seemed like a night market with food stalls, but when I got there around 2:30 am it was dead. The only thing I saw was the light illuminating Club Zhu. No one, but the doorman was outside. It seemed eerily quiet, but I still ventured in. There was no one on the dance floor and about 6 guys and 2 waitresses. The red door to the other side was closed, so I assumed it wasn't open. After sitting for about 5 minutes, I was going to leave until I saw the red door crack and I was told I could go in there.

It was less packed than the first night, but the ratio was good. About 50/50. It was not many people at all, but the atmosphere was great. I couldn't get my first drink without being snatched up by 3 ladies at the bar. Of course, the cutest one got my attention. She was extremely nice and welcoming. No games or pretentiousness despite being attractive. The chemistry was good and I knew I had her if I wanted. The problem is a choose too fast. It was at least 2 9's, a few 8's, and two waitresses in Geisha type dresses were attractive too and one winked me, but I couldn't act on it. Are they available?

There was another attractive lady a few seats down. I was standing behind my girl. This other comes up and puts her arm around my waist and rubbed my chest. I'm like damn. I think I want her instead. My lady wasn't having it. They had a mini cat fight and the other one stepped away, but kept eye f*cking me. On top of that, I noticed some attractive women started to pop up around 3 am. I'm guessing they finished off their ST's for the night and maybe was looking for one more or just partying. A lot of them were drunk. I had 3 beers and we left around 4:30 am. Back to the room. She showered and it was full on GFE with covered sex. She had been DFK'ing me a lot in the club so I didn't expect anything different. Great night and we passed out.

I was good with the one shot. I got up in the morning to pack my bags, showered, and was focused on getting settled in Patong. Man, these chick can sleep. She finally got up around 11 am and brushed her teeth, cleaned up a bit, and then got back in bed. We wound up going for round 2 and it was natural but I did not CIP. Trying to be careful with that. I know. Don't scold me about the BB.

Anyway, I enjoyed my time in Rawai. The huge strip club in Laguna Plaza is closed. Is that Laguna or the small club? I'm confused. I did notice the other door (exit) was allowing entry when me and my lady left for the night. I didn't notice it before going into the Club Zhu entrance. Are you supposed to knock on the door?

I paid 3 k baht for the LT. I asked her to visit in Patong, but she said all 3 days and I'm not feeling that. Besides, I'm going out with the tourist lady tonight. Rawai was 1000% better for me and I got my elusive GFE. I wish I could spread those opportunities out, but I actually felt like I had the power last night.

Nice.

Not being "single" I haven't managed to do Club Zhou at night and into the early hours.

It's good to hear that quality girls are getting in there still.

As to the waitresses, yes, they are available if they wish, no barfining tho.

Just grab contact details for a private catchup.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi Sir, message for you. I was planning to come to Phuket last week but got a cheaper 40% ticket to Pattaya of what I paid last in December. So, hopped on to the flight to Bangkok and reached Pattaya to spend 6 nights. Back in my home country and will plan to come to Phuket in the month of March. I noticed that hotels / mongering and a few other tourist related things are bit pricier in comparison with Bangkok or Pattaya by approx 30 to 40%. I am not a cheap charlie but still a bit inquisitive. I have read the forum a lot, last 40/50 pages. I am well aware of the scene there but still took the liberty to inquire from the king of Phuket forum. My humble apologies.

Look forward to connect with and hear from you.

Regards.

To be honest I hear this cheaper in Bangkok and Pattaya than Phuket way too often, and to me its bullshit.

What I will say is that Bangkok and Pattaya have more choice at the lower price points than Phuket does.

But all three places IMHO have comparable price points available.

Bottom level pricing of 1000-1500ST is Soi 6 in Pattaya, Soi 11 in Bangkok, and in Phuket OTOP in Patong, Phuket Town, Chalong and Rawai bars.

Mid level pricing in bars in all three places is ST for around 1500-2000, and LT at 2-4000 negotiable.

With gogo's in all 3 also around the same of 3000 for ST, 5000-6000 for LT.

Too many Phuket visiting mongers treat Phuket like Bangkok and Pattaya, never leaving the central area around Patong.

They look it as the same as Bangkok along Sukhumvit from Nana to Cowboy to the massage area down Sukhimvit 33 and thereabouts.

Or like Pattaya, doing Beach Road, second street, LK / Metro, Soi 6, and walking street.

In both of those they travel kilometres around the area.

But in Phuket they won't leave Beach Road, Bangla Road, Ratuthit and it's massage shops, saying that small area is everything Phuket.

They don't find OTOP area down near Hard Rock cafe, they don't find the mini OTOP behind Soi Sainamyen and its cheap good FS massage shops.

Wrong.

And the shops, bars, and girls know that too, so they price accordingly.

Yet, if you travel just 5 km north to Kamala, east to Phuket Town, or south to Karon, Kata, Rawai, Chalong, you will find a very non Bangla Road priced mongering scene.

As to cheaper tourist related things you mention.

Can you please give an example?

Hotels, trips, excursions, what exactly?

As I have found all of them comparable, with the only ine cheaper of real note being basic western level food in Pattaya which is cheap.

But again IMHO, I have always found it to be extremely low quality, hence poor value, and avoided it totally.