Phuket Reports

[The Cane]

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[Climbing]

All the malls are shut. I never really found much to do on the rainy days.

Of the 14 days I was there, rain maybe only stopped play completely on 3 or 4 days.

Thanks for the info, I can use it.

I guess that most women or at Patong but I am staying in the town on Phuket. Is there a area in Phuket town where the girls hang out (I know the nightclubs are closed). If you can help that would be great.

[J Janni]

Enjoy your post and wonder to go Phuket for holiday.

What is scares me, apart obviously risk Covid related, it's the weather. It seems that it's really pouring water, and rains copiously. I would like to ask if Jungceylon is open and Central as well.

Other years in the in rainy day, afternoon in shopping mall, was a cool distraction, some food, windows shopping, a movie and wondering around looking the local fauna.

Thanks in advance for your kind reply.

All the malls are shut. I never really found much to do on the rainy days.

Of the 14 days I was there, rain maybe only stopped play completely on 3 or 4 days.

[Dublin12]

Sat writing this in departures at Phuket, on the way to BKK. So it looks like I'll make it as far as BKK. Much scrutiny of my vape, but eventually allowed to slide. Thorough check of my hold bag. There is something to be said to wearing a face mask. It conceals the sheer mortification on your face of watching a pretty Thai security lady pull out of your bag lube, condoms, kamagra, cialis, a sex toy.

Gave her 2000 thb for the night, spent maybe about 700 thb on food. She leaves in the morning with a little doggy bag she insisted on taking away from the restaraunt.

All in all, I've enjoyed Phuket and really lucked out with PTC and CWB. Girls seem to be a little scarce on the ground and the prices are still pretty high. (Partly my fault.).

I've got lots of 18/19 and early twenties spinners lined up for when I get to Pattaya (from TF profiles, anyway), some I've videochatted (One who says she's 18 years and 6 months old) who was cute and smiley as fuck.

So, farewell Phuket, roll on Pattaya.

I've got a few pictures to add of CWB, but I'll attach them later when I'm not getting overlooked in a departure lounge.

Delighted to see that you made it out of Phuket in one piece. It's a dirty job but someone'd got to do it.

Your mention of a doggy bag reminded me of something that happened in BKK a few years ago.

I picked up a girl from Nana Plaza, and eventually the conversation got round to was she hungry? She said "Yes", so I suggested Japanese.

She says, "I not eat before. Maybe I not like".

I promise she will and she does, so much so, that I end up ordering about 18 items. We ate never going to finish all that, but I do like to see a girl enjoying herself. Eventually she asks if it's ok for her to take the leftovers.

I say, "You want doggy bag". She doesn't understand so I explain it to her.

The waitress fills a large pizza box which just about closes without using force. We go back to the hotel and the following morning she leaves with the box. I've arranged to meet her again that evening. I phone her to arrange the meeting, and ask her where she wants to eat tonight? She answers, "I ok. I not hungry. I eat dog food".

This in turn has reminded of a second story regarding Thai Girls and Japanese food.

This time it was KS, and again the girl never eaten Japanese. The girl was a real "pleaser" and did everything she could for you, e. G. , get undressed and dump your clothes on a chair, and she would fold them and put them away for you, or in the laundry bag. So we were in the resto near Soi Mango, and I've ordered Sushi. For those who don't know, it is served with Soy Sauce and Wasabi which resembles the taste and effect of very strong horse-radish. You dilute the taste by mixing it soy. So she watches me do this. A few minutes later, I need to go to toilet. I come back, select a piece of Sushi, dip it in the mix, and about 2 seconds later my head is about to explode.

Little Miss Pleaser, has taken the entire remaining lump of Wasabi and mixed it in with the small amount of Soy that was on the dish. Aaaagh.

[White Shark]

Enjoy your post and wonder to go Phuket for holiday.

What is scares me, apart obviously risk Covid related, it's the weather. It seems that it's really pouring water, and rains copiously. I would like to ask if Jungceylon is open and Central as well.

Other years in the in rainy day, afternoon in shopping mall, was a cool distraction, some food, windows shopping, a movie and wondering around looking the local fauna.

Thanks in advance for your kind reply.

We'll see. For the moment, tourist spots like Patong and Rawai are slowly filling up with tourists, drip by drop, but surely.

It's not just mongers. In the 2 hotels where I went there are also families with children and western couples.

I have a panoramic view of Nai Harn beach and it gets crowded.. Nothing to do with what I'm seeing on youtube of Pattaya beach right now. From here I can't say if they are Thais or Farangs, but a while ago when I went down there were a lot of westerners.

The shops in Rawai are almost all open. Honestly, despite the rainy season, it's not the desert.

On the other hand, all of Thailand and all tourists know that (at the moment) almost everyone is vaccinated and that Phuket is one of the safest places. Lots of girls I know from Pattaya would love to come to Phuket (difficult since the new rules for domestic travel to Phuket last night). Many farnant are thinking of changing their plan and are now thinking of staying in Phuket.

Nobody knows. But maybe Phuket will pull it off, there are some indicators in the green. To be THE international tourist spot in Thailand for the high season.

[White Shark]

Enjoy your post and wonder to go Phuket for holiday.

What is scares me, apart obviously risk Covid related, it's the weather. It seems that it's really pouring water, and rains copiously. I would like to ask if Jungceylon is open and Central as well.

Other years in the in rainy day, afternoon in shopping mall, was a cool distraction, some food, windows shopping, a movie and wondering around looking the local fauna.

Thanks in advance for your kind reply.

In the bolt on the way down to Pattaya. Find attached; CWB's pussy, CWB getting fingered, the aftermath of getting CWB off, what CWB turned up wearing sans panties.

[J Janni]

Sat writing this in departures at Phuket, on the way to BKK. So it looks like I'll make it as far as BKK. Much scrutiny of my vape, but eventually allowed to slide. Thorough check of my hold bag. There is something to be said to wearing a face mask. It conceals the sheer mortification on your face of watching a pretty Thai security lady pull out of your bag lube, condoms, kamagra, cialis, a sex toy.

Day 14.

Another lazy day. I've had my fill of beaches and waterfalls, so I just laze around the hotel all afternoon.

Had a date set with Cutie With A Booty for 6 pm. I just really can't be bothered with risking bad service with how difficult it is getting a girl up to my room here, so a repeat is safer. By 3 pm, I'm horny as fuck so I tell her to come over now. She arrives at 4 pm, dressed in a little kimono style dress that barely covers her arse.

I've written lots about CWB, so I'll just do the highlights for me;.

-Making her cum so hard with oral, she's in a half coma when I fuck her the first time.

- Giving her a back massage which she keeps saying, "Harder, harder!" to. I say I can't, don't want to hurt her. She says, "Why you fuck me so hard then?" Well, that's different sweetie.

-Finding out she can't really swim.

-Hiding her panties and having her convinced we'll have to go out for food with her wearing that little kimono, commando.

-Letting her order a stupid amount of food and eat twice as much as me. She's 39 kg. I'm about 74 kg. Laughing my head off when I ask her what's in the papaya salad, "Chicken fish. " "Chicken fish? Show me on google. " Chicken feet she meant. New one on me. Rubbery and pretty tasteless.

-Both of us passing out in a food coma for a couple of hours after dinner.

-Her sleeping in one of my t-shirts. It's a UK small. And it's like a tent on her. Love it when a girl wears my clothes.

-Despite being responsive, talking to me. She claims she has no memory of the second time we fucked, when I prodded her awake about 12 pm. Sleep sex.

-After the second fuck, we're lying together all tangled up and she's like a little brown radiator. I'm far too hot and can't really sleep, so I move to the second bed to read my Kindle. About an hour later, she sits bolt upright (I'm reading in the dark) and shouts "BABY!" I shine the Kindle on me, she reaches over for my hand. Then passes out again.

-Waking up to find she's wriggled over to the second bed in the night to cuddle up with me. That's cute.

-The little smile on her face when she reaches down in the morning, feels my morning wood, then mounts up to ride me cowgirl.

-Having to practically kick her out, so I can make it for my flight.

Gave her 2000 thb for the night, spent maybe about 700 thb on food. She leaves in the morning with a little doggy bag she insisted on taking away from the restaraunt.

All in all, I've enjoyed Phuket and really lucked out with PTC and CWB. Girls seem to be a little scarce on the ground and the prices are still pretty high. (Partly my fault.).

I've got lots of 18/19 and early twenties spinners lined up for when I get to Pattaya (from TF profiles, anyway), some I've videochatted (One who says she's 18 years and 6 months old) who was cute and smiley as fuck.

So, farewell Phuket, roll on Pattaya.

I've got a few pictures to add of CWB, but I'll attach them later when I'm not getting overlooked in a departure lounge.

In the bolt on the way down to Pattaya. Find attached; CWB's pussy, CWB getting fingered, the aftermath of getting CWB off, what CWB turned up wearing sans panties.

[Member #4751]

Mate, I am reliving my memories of Phuket through your eyes. I can't wait back to get back to Phuket and smash some sexy spinners myself.

Enjoy your adventure to Pattaya! Hope to read some exciting stories mate.

Sat writing this in departures at Phuket, on the way to BKK. So it looks like I'll make it as far as BKK. Much scrutiny of my vape, but eventually allowed to slide. Thorough check of my hold bag. There is something to be said to wearing a face mask. It conceals the sheer mortification on your face of watching a pretty Thai security lady pull out of your bag lube, condoms, kamagra, cialis, a sex toy.

Day 14.

Another lazy day. I've had my fill of beaches and waterfalls, so I just laze around the hotel all afternoon.

Had a date set with Cutie With A Booty for 6 pm. I just really can't be bothered with risking bad service with how difficult it is getting a girl up to my room here, so a repeat is safer. By 3 pm, I'm horny as fuck so I tell her to come over now. She arrives at 4 pm, dressed in a little kimono style dress that barely covers her arse.

I've written lots about CWB, so I'll just do the highlights for me;.

-Making her cum so hard with oral, she's in a half coma when I fuck her the first time.

- Giving her a back massage which she keeps saying, "Harder, harder!" to. I say I can't, don't want to hurt her. She says, "Why you fuck me so hard then?" Well, that's different sweetie.

-Finding out she can't really swim.

-Hiding her panties and having her convinced we'll have to go out for food with her wearing that little kimono, commando.

-Letting her order a stupid amount of food and eat twice as much as me. She's 39 kg. I'm about 74 kg. Laughing my head off when I ask her what's in the papaya salad, "Chicken fish. " "Chicken fish? Show me on google. " Chicken feet she meant. New one on me. Rubbery and pretty tasteless.

-Both of us passing out in a food coma for a couple of hours after dinner.

-Her sleeping in one of my t-shirts. It's a UK small. And it's like a tent on her. Love it when a girl wears my clothes.

-Despite being responsive, talking to me. She claims she has no memory of the second time we fucked, when I prodded her awake about 12 pm. Sleep sex.

-After the second fuck, we're lying together all tangled up and she's like a little brown radiator. I'm far too hot and can't really sleep, so I move to the second bed to read my Kindle. About an hour later, she sits bolt upright (I'm reading in the dark) and shouts "BABY!" I shine the Kindle on me, she reaches over for my hand. Then passes out again.

-Waking up to find she's wriggled over to the second bed in the night to cuddle up with me. That's cute.

-The little smile on her face when she reaches down in the morning, feels my morning wood, then mounts up to ride me cowgirl.

-Having to practically kick her out, so I can make it for my flight.

Gave her 2000 thb for the night, spent maybe about 700 thb on food. She leaves in the morning with a little doggy bag she insisted on taking away from the restaraunt.

All in all, I've enjoyed Phuket and really lucked out with PTC and CWB. Girls seem to be a little scarce on the ground and the prices are still pretty high. (Partly my fault.).

I've got lots of 18/19 and early twenties spinners lined up for when I get to Pattaya (from TF profiles, anyway), some I've videochatted (One who says she's 18 years and 6 months old) who was cute and smiley as fuck.

So, farewell Phuket, roll on Pattaya.

I've got a few pictures to add of CWB, but I'll attach them later when I'm not getting overlooked in a departure lounge.

[J Janni]

Sat writing this in departures at Phuket, on the way to BKK. So it looks like I'll make it as far as BKK. Much scrutiny of my vape, but eventually allowed to slide. Thorough check of my hold bag. There is something to be said to wearing a face mask. It conceals the sheer mortification on your face of watching a pretty Thai security lady pull out of your bag lube, condoms, kamagra, cialis, a sex toy.

Day 14.

Another lazy day. I've had my fill of beaches and waterfalls, so I just laze around the hotel all afternoon.

Had a date set with Cutie With A Booty for 6 pm. I just really can't be bothered with risking bad service with how difficult it is getting a girl up to my room here, so a repeat is safer. By 3 pm, I'm horny as fuck so I tell her to come over now. She arrives at 4 pm, dressed in a little kimono style dress that barely covers her arse.

I've written lots about CWB, so I'll just do the highlights for me;.

-Making her cum so hard with oral, she's in a half coma when I fuck her the first time.

- Giving her a back massage which she keeps saying, "Harder, harder!" to. I say I can't, don't want to hurt her. She says, "Why you fuck me so hard then?" Well, that's different sweetie.

-Finding out she can't really swim.

-Hiding her panties and having her convinced we'll have to go out for food with her wearing that little kimono, commando.

-Letting her order a stupid amount of food and eat twice as much as me. She's 39 kg. I'm about 74 kg. Laughing my head off when I ask her what's in the papaya salad, "Chicken fish. " "Chicken fish? Show me on google. " Chicken feet she meant. New one on me. Rubbery and pretty tasteless.

-Both of us passing out in a food coma for a couple of hours after dinner.

-Her sleeping in one of my t-shirts. It's a UK small. And it's like a tent on her. Love it when a girl wears my clothes.

-Despite being responsive, talking to me. She claims she has no memory of the second time we fucked, when I prodded her awake about 12 pm. Sleep sex.

-After the second fuck, we're lying together all tangled up and she's like a little brown radiator. I'm far too hot and can't really sleep, so I move to the second bed to read my Kindle. About an hour later, she sits bolt upright (I'm reading in the dark) and shouts "BABY!" I shine the Kindle on me, she reaches over for my hand. Then passes out again.

-Waking up to find she's wriggled over to the second bed in the night to cuddle up with me. That's cute.

-The little smile on her face when she reaches down in the morning, feels my morning wood, then mounts up to ride me cowgirl.

-Having to practically kick her out, so I can make it for my flight.

Gave her 2000 thb for the night, spent maybe about 700 thb on food. She leaves in the morning with a little doggy bag she insisted on taking away from the restaraunt.

All in all, I've enjoyed Phuket and really lucked out with PTC and CWB. Girls seem to be a little scarce on the ground and the prices are still pretty high. (Partly my fault.).

I've got lots of 18/19 and early twenties spinners lined up for when I get to Pattaya (from TF profiles, anyway), some I've videochatted (One who says she's 18 years and 6 months old) who was cute and smiley as fuck.

So, farewell Phuket, roll on Pattaya.

I've got a few pictures to add of CWB, but I'll attach them later when I'm not getting overlooked in a departure lounge.

[Dublin12]

I too like the "deeply tanned skin" and find the "bleached" skin look so many Asian women have these days not appealing. If you are looking at pictures you have to be aware that most Asian phones are set up with filters to make the persons skin color look lighter than it is. The filters do other things too.

The preference of Thais for lighter skinned spouses is because darker skin is associated with manual labour and thus suggests low social status and poor future prospects.

[Dublin12]

That is awful and really unlucky for this lady. She said there are 14 people in the ALQ hotel and the covid guy was traveling with a family of 12 or 13. Hotel budget blown. Instead of 6 weeks at the sandbox hotel she uses that money for 2 weeks ALQ.

There is an interview wit this lady on Thaiger. She has been told that her original hotel bill will be refunded to her credit.

She comes across as a really nice woman. I think her treatment by the Thais was excessive, but there isn't even a hint of histrionics or playing the victim.

[AggieDad1]

The "deeply tanned skin" is something that I like, but many Thai people think is ugly. White skin is often considered more beautiful. If you take a Thai girl to the beach you might find she is the kind to hide under a huge hat, sunglasses, and lots of fabric to avoid getting dark skin.

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I too like the "deeply tanned skin" and find the "bleached" skin look so many Asian women have these days not appealing. If you are looking at pictures you have to be aware that most Asian phones are set up with filters to make the persons skin color look lighter than it is. The filters do other things too.

[J Janni]

I love the 'Insta-ho' reference. I think you have done very well to get some of them to actually reply as these girls get 100's of daily messages across all their platforms. Maybe because you are actually in Phuket you get a better response. Maybe because Phuket is an island cut off from the rest of Thailand the remaining girls have a more limited range of customers.

Since the pandemic started I have been trolling the 'Insta-ho' sub genre in Bangkok. These super hotties definitely still earn good cash hence ask and still get an above average price.

I have written a pretty good script that gets a 20% response rate. I see them quote 3 k to 6 k short term with most being in the 4 k to 5 k range. Even seen a few ask 10 k for a few hours.

If you can get an intro from a friend, get them both to come over or build some kind of relationship their prices come back to standard hottie price in BKK of 3 k st /5 to 6 k LT.

I think I only started to get responses when I uploaded some selfies and pictures GTG took of me at recognizable Phuket landmarks. Like you say, because I'm actually here. I'm leery of girls like that, sceptical of the level of service. I'd rather fuck an enthusiastic and cute 30 year old than some vain and vapid 22 year old with a list of dos / and don'ts. Too much like seeing escorts back in the UK.

That's great to find 2 gorgeous girls together, you won't always be that lucky. Pre-COVID there were plenty of hotties in some of the go-go places on Bangla Road and Soi Sea Dragon. The "deeply tanned skin" is something that I like, but many Thai people think is ugly. White skin is often considered more beautiful. If you take a Thai girl to the beach you might find she is the kind to hide under a huge hat, sunglasses, and lots of fabric to avoid getting dark skin.

You are right about a standardized scale, there never will be agreement.

For organizing Line contacts, start by editing their Line username, you have about 15 or 20 characters to remind yourself who they are. I cryptically write their English name, age, and memorable location.

You know, with my sober and rational head on and another night spent observing these girls, I'm not so sure they're freelancing. Sitting with your friends all night drinking 300 thb cocktails doesn't seem to make good business sense. Or if it does, they're after more than I want to be paying.

I think I just want them to be freelancing. I've come to the conclusion that most of the girls I'm seeing in Baanlamai are rich / upper middle-class Thai girls on holiday.

Attached a picture taken from the balcony at Baanlamai, after 10 pm when it had quietened down a little.

So, Day 13.

Went for my third and final Covid test. Only, it isn't today. It's tomorrow. Ooops. Swung by Nai Harn beach again for a couple of hours. It's absolutely beautiful there. Then returned my rental car. Grab back to my hotel and just lazed around the pool, while chatting to some girls on TF. Can't get the idea of anal out of my head after failures with CWB and PTC, so I'm craving it and actively seeking it.

The only 'yes, have done it before' I get is from one girl who says she is busy and can't come until the evening. She wants 2000 short time. I go quiet. I want it NOW. About 3 pm, I'm in the shower in preparation for heading into town to hit up a massage place for a blowjob when she calls my line. In a fortunate quirk of fate, she was supposed to be meeting some Yank at my hotel and he flaked on her. She's down at the gate. And she'll do 1000 thb short time since she's already here.

I head down and pick her up. Pretty enough girl, 28,5 nothin' and maybe 100 lbs. Jump in the shuttle (discretion has gone right of the window being so close to leaving! Get into my room.

She speaks English the best out of any girl I've seen in Phuket. Turns out, she had a Kiwi boyfriend for 7 years who obviously taught her a thing or too (cheers mate.) We share a beer and chat some, then get to it. Some good deep french kissing and our clothes come off. Tiny bit of baby damage on her stomach, but nothing major. I'm feeling lazy and as all this is costing me is 1000 thb, I don't feel the need to make the most of it. No oral for you, sweetie.

She blows me and I'm rubbing her pussy while she does. Maybe 5 minutes of BBJ then she asks if I have a condom. Sigh. Her pussy is only slightly wet at this stage. I say 'Not yet. ' I've got her on her knees, chest down, rubbing away at her pussy. She gets really wet. So much so, that like PTC, I can use it like lube. For maybe 20 minutes, I'm alternating between fingering her ass and rubbing her pussy. Eventually, I've got my thumb in her arse while rubbing her pussy. She reaches down and shows me exactly where to put my fingers, 'Like this. ' She's bouncing her hips on my hand, fucking her ass on my thumb while my other fingers rub at her. I'm pretty sure she came.

After, I grab the lube and thoroughly lube her up. I lube myself up and she says 'Condom or cannot. ' Ok, ok. Wipe some lube off, grab a condom and get her to put it on. Still chest down ass up, I slide into her. Warm and tight, I can feel her clamping down on me. I go slow, her rubbing at her pussy all the while. Speed up and eventually I'm slamming into her. And she takes it like a champ.

After I cum, she goes for a shower. Then I do. When I come back, she's dressed. I say, "We said 1-2 hours. You only been here 40 minutes. " She replies, "Short time, fuck once. " Ok, fuck it, I don't really have another in me right now and it's only 1000 thb.

Her friend is late to pick her up, so we're just chatting. About her Kiwi boyfriend, about how much money she makes camwhoring (enough to live on she says), etc. I ask her if she thinks if there are any girls out in Patong, freelancing the few open bars. She says none of the girls she knows are. They're all on TF.

After she leaves, I head out to beach road and have a few drinks.

Tomorrow is my actual Covid test. While I was having drinks, I was chatting on line with my three repeat offenders. Good Time Girl, Punky Tattooed Chick and Cutie with a Booty. Almost invite all of them over at one stage, but decide against. Wouldn't be worth it and my stomach is still feeling dodgy.

I want to do a long time tomorrow and finally make a snap decision that as CWB was my first girl in Phuket, she can also be my last. She's tiny, tight and fucks like a champion. She has such a cute and sexy way about her, too. I find it absolutely adorable the way she wriggles about when we're trying to get to sleep, always squirming closer and wanting to hold my hand, wrap her legs around me etc.

Earlier than usual. Going to get her over for a swim, take her to dinner around the corner. Then fuck her brains out.

Attached picture of Baanlami after it had quietened down a little (all things are relative) and a picture of Anal Expert.

[Danny Duck]

The market is the judge of beauty. See who takes home the Baht.

I swear on the Bible. If you look at the haves and have nots in the Bargirls sphere. You will see a vast difference in Face.

[Danny Duck]

That's great to find 2 gorgeous girls together, you won't always be that lucky. Pre-COVID there were plenty of hotties in some of the go-go places on Bangla Road and Soi Sea Dragon. The "deeply tanned skin" is something that I like, but many Thai people think is ugly. White skin is often considered more beautiful. If you take a Thai girl to the beach you might find she is the kind to hide under a huge hat, sunglasses, and lots of fabric to avoid getting dark skin.

You are right about a standardized scale, there never will be agreement.

For organizing Line contacts, start by editing their Line username, you have about 15 or 20 characters to remind yourself who they are. I cryptically write their English name, age, and memorable location.

About a standardized scale there is one and high agreement among munger's about girl quality.

Take any establishment be it, agogo, massage parlor, or beer bars.

There will be stars and wallflowers. The difference being looks.

To be clear the Stars will inherit the Earth.