Phuket Reports

[Sid64]

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

[Bang4444]

For the second day we had planned for Phi Phi island.

It was whole day trip, we were damn tired while coming back due to snorkeling, swimming etc.

It was late 10 in night when we reached hotel near Christine massage.

After dinner and shower, thought of having some action.

So started walking down the street searching for good massage girl.

I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.

Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).

Went first floor with her. Room was terribly small. Just having space for one mattress. Wood partitioning but one can hear what's going on on other side.

I was asked to wait and remove clothes. She came back with her kit.

She started massage which continued for 20 minutes apprx.

Then she whispered on my ear what I want? I said everything. She said 2000. Negotiated for 1800 including oil massage.

She removed her bra, wow man. Firm, white and perfect 34 size I guess.

Started BJ, she was good on that. She had long hair but has tied, I asked her to loosen the hair.

She was on south while I was enjoying long hair.

It continued for long time.

She asked if I want main course, I asked to continue BJ for some time, if it doesn't come then we should start.

It didn't come in next few minutes so we started deed.

I tried some positions which were possible in that place.

Overall a nice experience.

[Delbhoy]

Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

Thanks Aussie Tiger for the reply much appreciated.

Del

[Ekspat]

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls

What do you expect? That the prices have came down significantly?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del

Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

[Delbhoy]

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del

[Bang4444]

Reached Phuket Airport morning time. Had a full day tour planned in phi-phi island.

We just had 1 hours to reach Rassada peer for catching the ferry.

Taxi driver tried all hus best to drive fast to reach, number of traffic signals in Phuket seems more and they are not far apart from another.

It takes lot time for travel.

We reached 10 minutes late and ferry gone.

Booked the another ferry for half day tour to see near by beaches kai khe etc.

Tired while coming back. Reached directly to hotel which we booked very near to Christine massage.

I had read lot of good reviews for this famous massage place, so thought of trying.

Freshen up and reached the place. Big fish bowl and lot of good girls.

A guy approached us to assist and he started explaining the things.

Price was 3300 be including all, OMG. That looks too high for guys like me who was not much interested in massage.

Thought of trying another day and came back to street.

Then walked down the Bangla road.

Amazing place, it reminded me little New York.

Loud music, girls everywhere and road is full of bars.

We entered one go go bar, had drinks, spent one hour and again started roaming the place.

There was a Russian strip club, we made a mistake to enter there.

They were to suck the money. Girls were good but lady drinks were too high and they don't do anything.

They fiercefully ask tip of certain amount, denying that they threatens to complain owner.

All kind of non-sense. Not only we but few people sitting on another table also pissed off.

Waste of money. Beware guys to this place.

[Llantarnam]

Normally I am not a clubbing guy so decided to try out Christin as it is easy and simple. It is walking distance from big shopping mall Jungceylon in Patong, has a giant pink sign. Once go up to 2nd floor, there is a big fishbowl. Unlike some other fishbowls, no one-way mirror, which means girls can see you. I went around 7:30 pm. There was about 20 girls. Quality not very good. Was told only 1 price, instead of 1500 for regular and 3000 for vip mentioned in some article. I went with when-in-doubt-go-with-big-boob rule and picked #10. Had to pay first, 3300 for 70 minutes. Once paid, girl took me to 3rd floor. Room was big and clean. Big bed, TV, big tub, and inflatable bed. Turned out she is 28. Once clothes off, looked chubby around stomach / waist. Normal soapy in China includes 2 pops, with a BJ and CIM on inflatable bed as part of soapy service. This doesn't, just some sliding up and down with her body. Then on to bed. Covered BJ instead of BBBJ. She refused to let her hair down. Only about minute or 2 of BJ then started main course. By now I lost all interests. Changed 2 positions and finished.

I had the same sort of experience last time I was in town.

The only thing that was above average was the price.

[WSFMan]

Hi,

Does anyone know any fun places in Rawai? I'm living there and this place seems to be quite calm and differ from tourist-full Patong. May be, for example, someone have some good experience in attending local massage salon?

Also, is there some good places, not only in Rawai, that can provide good time or food girls during day time? My work starts at 7 PM, right when party on streets is starting, and I can't join it, so I need some day-time opportunities. The one I hope to visit is Katherine Massage, thanks to this thread.

[StaticCouch]

Fellow ISGians,

Wanted to know if there are any Russian pick up joint, I know MR in Patong (have been there last year), but that is extremely expensive. Although few chics were superhot but were expensive so had to end the russian craving in BKK.

Any links apart from MR would be helpful, I'll be in Patong area in the next couple of days.

Thanks,

Static.

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

Hi all,

Looking forward to being in Phuket soon. Info would be appreciated, having RTFF I haven't found any tips on picking up in the late afternoon / evening, what's the best way? I'm staying in Patong. Last time I was there bars start pretty late.

Also is the trip to Phuket Town worth it? Certainly sounds it from what I've read here but seems a bit of a ride from Patong in a cab. Maybe that's the best way for a good afternoon soapy or FS though?

Bangla road action starts around 10. If you go before that, it is not bad because all girls are there starting 8 so if you go before 10, you will get a lot of attentions and all girls will be fresh.

I was in Phuket town for Katherine only. That is worth a trip. Although I would say girls in go-go bars are hotter than Katherine's. Cost is higher though. If you not free in evening, then Katherine is the answer.

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

This place is sort of an institution in Patong. It has received quite some poor reviews, but I wanted to give it a shot. I was only travelling thru and the hotel I stayed made it very inconvenient to bring in a girl. Anyway, long story short I decided to still try Christine but be prepared with all I read and heard. I was convinced I would still make something out of it.

So up I walk the stairs and join 2 of the "managers" on their table across the fish bowl. I knew what I wanted and did let the manager know so he could give me a recommendation in terms of girls service levels and behaviors. Now I really didn't want anything out of the ordinary.

A relatively why Ng and slim girl, and if possible a kisser. Service nice and slow. Not rushed.

Prices have been discussed here, only one category of girls, lump sum of 3300 THB.

After he listened to my request he said "definitely 66", maybe 40 but not so sure. I took a look at 66 who was conveniently located right across me and right at the window. Honestly I found it very hard to judge the girls thru the window, many of them looked pretty much alike.

In retrospective, I probably should have pressed my nose against the glass or bring goggles. Without an almost forensic approach the truth is hard to spot. I spotted it when it was already too late.

Allow me to cut things short here and provide a quick summary.

First the positive: she had a nice and gentle personality. That's the positives.

Now the negative: slim lies in the eyes of the beholder but she wasn't slim by my definition. Young is equally relative but she wasn't young by my definition. Service was lousy clearly because of a lack of skills. She simply doesn't know how to blow and fuck. At some point in time I frustratedly gave up on her and just nailed her missionary to get to an end. Sigh.

On the way out I walked up to the glass to take a closer look at the girls and saw that all I could spot was more mid aged with their bodies well hidden under their robes.

So for me that was a one time event, surely worth a serious word of caution to the others.

On the contrary I met a fellow who tried Katherine Massage in Phuket Town. He was very pleased with his experience there. I will surely try another time and report back about it.

Totally agree. Christin was a big disappointment to me while Katherine was great. If you can catch their happy hour, even better. Only problem is it is located in Phuket town. The girl with me tried to tell me tuktuk driver gets paid by Katherine so I could get the ride for free. Something like that. I didn't fully understand. Comments anyone?

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

Main road, near the amusement park end. A massage place / barber shop some 15 m to the right of Lions Bar (NOT the bar's own massage place).

Massage lady named "Nit", AILF, short, unusual light brown eyes.

TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL LEAVE PHUKET AGAIN ON TUE 2. 3. 15 - SO HURRY UP IF INTERESTED.

Damage for oil massage + blow job: 300 + 500.

The lady gave an excellent, powerful oil massage the best I've ever had, strength and technique Worth the money alone already. Hardly any teasing, though. Muscular lady. You can see it, too.

Combined blow job & oily hand job, excellent technique. She undressed progressively to her panties. Firm body except tumny. Nice boobs. Allowed roaming everywhere.

She asked if she should put a condom on for FJ, but I wanted to stick to BJ. I caressed her pussy, so she took off her panties and placed my hand between her legs. She was wet. Soon she positioned herself as if she was going to ride me, while still stroking my cock. I came hard almost immidiately.

This could have been the end. But no:

She started hugging & caressing me, guiding my hand to stimulate her, almost forcing me to lick and suck her nipples. She wss super-wet, the next 10 min were all about her. She straddled me, rubbing her pussy against my chest, trying to get off, panting, my fingers penetrsting, hands grabbing her. This has been my most intense encounter with a WL. So much GFE. I still can't believe it.

I love Thailand.

How old is she? 500 for BJ with full access is definitely good. I paid 650 for HJ only.

[Brooklyn Cyclone]

Was in Phuket for 5 days over Chinese New Year. I haven't seen a comprehensive report in this forum so will like to give it a shot since I tried few different type of services.

Day 1: Arrived after a long flight that included transfer at Malaysia. Took a nap and had dinner, then decided to check out town. If you have never been to Phuket, it is a big island, which means you need to pick the right "beach". I was in Kamala, which is nice and quiet. Happening place is in Patong. Normally this is not an issue but Phuket has no metered taxi! This is a problem. Anyway, walked from hotel to center of Kamala. Past 2 bars but at 8 pm there were only few girls inside, quality not good and no customers. So decided to try out massage. Oil massage 60 minutes for 350. Only 1 girl available. Was told to take off all clothes. Once turned over, she started massaging my inner thigh. I put her hand over little brother and she said extra fee. Quoted 1000 including massage, with access to her top and bottom.

Service: Happy ending.

Damage: 1000 including massage.

Quality: 5 out of 10 – nice body, firm boob, but old, 30-35 by estimate.

Day 2: Did some research and looks like there is beer bar, go-go bar, and clubs available. Normally I am not a clubbing guy so decided to try out Christin as it is easy and simple. It is walking distance from big shopping mall Jungceylon in Patong, has a giant pink sign. Once go up to 2nd floor, there is a big fishbowl. Unlike some other fishbowls, no one-way mirror, which means girls can see you. I went around 7:30 pm. There was about 20 girls. Quality not very good. Was told only 1 price, instead of 1500 for regular and 3000 for vip mentioned in some article. I went with when-in-doubt-go-with-big-boob rule and picked #10. Had to pay first, 3300 for 70 minutes. Once paid, girl took me to 3rd floor. Room was big and clean. Big bed, TV, big tub, and inflatable bed. Turned out she is 28. Once clothes off, looked chubby around stomach / waist. Normal soapy in China includes 2 pops, with a BJ and CIM on inflatable bed as part of soapy service. This doesn't, just some sliding up and down with her body. Then on to bed. Covered BJ instead of BBBJ. She refused to let her hair down. Only about minute or 2 of BJ then started main course. By now I lost all interests. Changed 2 positions and finished.

Service: Full service.

Damage: 3300.

Quality: 4 out of 10.

Day 2 – Continued. After a disappointing Christin, walked over to famous Bangla Road. It is a street with bars on both side. Bars have no windows and girls wearing bikini are dancing on table. I mistakenly thought they were go-go bars. Turned out they are beer bars. I walked up and down and didn't see any good quality girls. There are people soliciting customers for Pingpong show so I went for it. Went to Secret, which is on 2nd floor of a side street. Show is free but drink starts at 900. It is very small, probably 20 seats. There are basically 2 types of shows. One involves middle age, at least 40+ year old women, putting and taking out various objects, including live gold fish, blades, and of course pingpong balls in their vagina. The other is topless and sometimes naked girls dancing and taking shower. Show is about 1 hour long. After the show I kept walking around, some ladyboy grabbed me for picture. I said ok. Only to find out later I had to pay. I gave him 100, he said more. I said only 500-bill and he said he could give me change. Took my 500 but only gave me 100 back, because took picture with 2 ladyboys. WTF! Later I found out picture quality not even good – all shaky.

Service: Pingpong show+Ladyboy picture.

Damage: 1600.

Quality: 2 out of 10 - unless you like the freaky pingpong show.

Day 3: After a disappointing day 2, I decided to take a break.

Day 4: After more Internet search, found Katherine Massage. It offers both in call and out call service. It is located in Phuket town, which is about 45-minute tuktuk ride away from Patong. Outcall is 4500. I decided to go there and pick the girls. They even have a happy hour 4-7 pm for 2000. By the time I got there, I just missed happy hour so had to pay regular price, which is 2600. Line-up instead of fish bowl. Girls quality is much better than Christin. I picked someone with the name of Japan, as the country! She told me the rule is each girl can only stay for 20 days, then need to go away for 3 months. That is how the boss keeps inventory fresh. The room is not as big as Christin, a big bed with mirror on the wall, and a small shower stool. Girl showered with me, and for me. Told me she is from Chiang Mai. After 20 days here she goes to Bangkok, then come back 3 months later. 24 years old, looks much younger. Very good service, including French kiss. Happy customer.

Service: Full service.

Damage:2600+1000 for round-trip tuktuk from Patong.

Quality: 9 out of 10.

Day 4 – Continued. Decided to give Bangla Road one more shot. Since most reports highly recommend Suzy Wong, I went for it. As soon as I entered, I figured out difference between beer bar and go-go bar. It is a very small place. Has a stage with 4-5 girls dancing on it. Seats around the stage and some sofa against wall. Probably fits 40 customers max. It was packed at 10:30 pm because girls are hot! Young, nice body, long legs, good looking, and almost naked. Beer is 180. Girls walk around and ask you to buy them drinks. Each drink is 240. Once you buy the drink, she sits next to you. You can touch and grab all you want. They all have limited English. The dude next to me got 2 girls. He has one hand on one girls nipple, the other hand rubbing second girls pussy – made me fucking hot. Then girl next to me asked if I wanted to go out with her and I said yes immediately. She took me to a hotel right next to Suzy Wong. No passport needed. Very good service and GFE. Even let me take some pictures.

Service: go-go bar with full service.

Damage: 3000 for girl, 800 for bar fine, 600 for hotel, 700 for drinks.

Quality: 9 out of 10. Not 10 because I think her boob is fake.

Day 5: With success of Suzy Wong, I decided to try out another go-go bar. Went to Rock Hard. It is bigger than Suzy Wong, has 2 stages, which is actually no good since cannot focus. Went around 9:30 it was almost empty. Girl quality clearly below Suzy Wong. One girl kept giving me winks. She was on the stage far away from me first, then she moved to the stage right in front of me. Then she came off stage and asked me to buy her drinks. She was not the hottest girl there but probably 2nd hottest. I said no first. She was quite disappointed. As she was walking away, I thought what the heck, just a drink so said yes. She sat down and started rubbing little brother. Then of course I lost control and went with her to hotel.

Service: go-go bar with full service.

Damage: 2200 for girl, 800 for bar fine, 600 for hotel, 500 for drinks.

Quality: 8 out of 10.

In summary, stay near Patong beach if you want actions. If you like sauna, skip Christin and go for Katherine. There is a sauna called Angel next to Katherine in Phuket town but supposedly it is for local customers. If you like bar, skip beer bar and go for go-go bars.

Hope this helps.

[SE Asia Joe]

Ah yes, Kamala! An area deserving of being written about as it is, to a certain extent, unique in the Phuket mongering scene.

Home to the family oriented Phuket Fantasea Cultural theme park, it is also ringed by some of the most desirable homes on this island. Millionaire's Row with its US $1 million plus homes, starts from the South of the beach, Andara resort, Cape Sienna resort and winds through to just about Patong where it dead ends; I suspect to make it NOT accessible from this less salubrious area of Phuket. Over the hill to the North are BangTao, Surin Beach, the Laguna Estates etc where a large majority of the better-off expatriates have their luxury homes and apartments, and the luxurious resorts and hotels like the Laguna, Dusit Thani and the uber-deluxe Amanpuri.

Adjacent to such luxurious homes and resorts, Kamala has this captive client base of the straying visiting and expatriate resident family man in need of a convenient and quick fix. And whilst the bars and MP's are tamer, more discrete versus other parts of Phuket, a lot of "quality" is to be had here, and NOT at that much of a premium. Mongering at a more sedate, dignified pace and a nice change if weary of all the hustle and bustle of Patong. LOL.

A few of these bars and MP's are along #4025, the main Kamala road connecting Bang Tao and Patong, as well as the loop going down to the beach. By the way, Silk's restaurant, which is one of the best (Read as VERY expensive) in Phuket, is at Andara resort, the place to go to, to impress.

SEAJ.