Phuket Reports

[OneTimeGuest]

Did not read like an infomercial to me. Your post is not likely to interest experienced mongers, but newbies lacking confidence, maybe would like to have everything set up.

The critical questions would be (in my view): Cost per day, and how did you choose the girls (if you chose them)? I don't think you covered those critical aspects.

Cost per day is variable. If you book a longer trip, the cost per day goes down. Basic prices are on the website and include villa rental, etc. How much you actually spend depends on how many girls you have and what you do each day. If you laze around the pool all day while one of the girls goes to the farmers market for ingredients and cooks you dinner, you'll spend a lot less than if you take two girls to a nice restaurant and end up in the VIP section of a club buying bottle service. Again, people have been commenting it's expensive, and no doubt you can do things cheaper, but IMO the whole package and the hassle free nature of it is worth it.

Choosing girls can be a bit tricky. If you have the password (I don't) you can see a photo gallery of each of the girls and a short bio. Sometimes the reviews section will tell you a bit more about the girls too. The bad thing is the girl you want may not always be available. In the past I've given a shortlist when I've booked my trip, which could be 6-8 months in advance, and the girls were whoever was available off that list. If I get to go back later this year I may ask the owner if it's possible to get a list of who's available a couple of weeks beforehand and choose from that.

[BangkokBlues]

Hey guys, landed in Phuket 2 days back and I love going to gogos for my primary way of having fun, but some of these places have much more expensive bar fine than BKK or Pattaya, could you guys tell me the gogos with a nominal 1 k bar fine here in Phuket?

[DavidRim]

Higher class as in the quality of girl, and until you meet them hard to determine. I mean, I can't even view on the site so as I said, bit of a non starter.

Is it really higher class? How to determine that? Sounds like a great way to make money.

In Germany they offer Sex Tours of the FKK clubs, at some premium cost, for those who can't be bothered to try the clubs themselves.

Personally, I don't like guided tours, unless they are just for me only. They usually think I will want something very different to what I really want. If the guide is assigned for just one customer, it has a chance to work, if the compatibility is there.

[Syzygies]

I like a higher class setup and girl so this interested me but costs on the site were very high.

Is it really higher class? How to determine that? Sounds like a great way to make money.

In Germany they offer Sex Tours of the FKK clubs, at some premium cost, for those who can't be bothered to try the clubs themselves.

Personally, I don't like guided tours, unless they are just for me only. They usually think I will want something very different to what I really want. If the guide is assigned for just one customer, it has a chance to work, if the compatibility is there.

[DavidRim]

I like a higher class setup and girl so this interested me but costs on the site were very high. Plus the gallery is password protected, which I found strange. Probably a way of getting my email before I get access to the site so they have my data for their mailing list. Would be an interesting "treat" but I'll stick to my 2-3 regular beauties. Only time I'd consider is if I had a windfall and fancied a top end 3 way, but the girls would have to be 10's.

Did not read like an infomercial to me. Your post is not likely to interest experienced mongers, but newbies lacking confidence, maybe would like to have everything set up.

The critical questions would be (in my view): Cost per day, and how did you choose the girls (if you chose them)? I don't think you covered those critical aspects.

[Syzygies]

It's not my site so I'm not too bothered if you believe me or not. A google search turns up one or two questions. Personally I often use this forum when I'm going somewhere new or researching offers, so I hope it'll be useful to some people.

Did not read like an infomercial to me. Your post is not likely to interest experienced mongers, but newbies lacking confidence, maybe would like to have everything set up.

The critical questions would be (in my view): Cost per day, and how did you choose the girls (if you chose them)? I don't think you covered those critical aspects.

[OneTimeGuest]

Me neither. Smells a bit spammy to me.

It's not my site so I'm not too bothered if you believe me or not. A google search turns up one or two questions. Personally I often use this forum when I'm going somewhere new or researching offers, so I hope it'll be useful to some people.

[CallSign Papa]

Hi,

Will be travelling to Phuket Next Month Staying In Patong For some fun.

Few guest friendly Hotels & good places for pickup will be good.

Some friendly advice given you're evidently new to the site. Use the search function on this thread and you'll find a report with some reviews of Kamala MPs I posted in November.

[Syzygies]

I am staying in Karon, but will of course head down to Patong a few times. I am just wondering if it is worth it to get a second hotel in Patong as well to bring ladies back to. In short, I am wondering if there are short time rooms above the beer bar that work the same way as they do on Soi6 in Pattaya. I might do it either way, but I am still curious. I haven't found any clear info about beer bars in Phuket and how they differ from Pattaya, other than in price.

I have stayed in Karon (pronounced Gurron) but only when was with the ex GF and wanting a quiet beech. My current Mrs probably preferred Patong with more entertainment and shopping. I am a bit over it myself. No need to go back. I prefer Phi Phi Island and also Krabi, and other islands. Would like to try Lanta.

The main point is to get your priorities right in deciding which place to stay. If mongering, bars, and bright lights, and shopping are going to dominate, you may as well stay in Patong. Only stay Karon to really get away from that stuff. Hopefully I am not too many years out of date. I just realise I have not been to Karon for quite a long time, I think I did go after the Tsunami to at least Patong.

I once stayed in Phuket Town many many years ago. It had good mongering possibilities, but its a difficult hill climb to get to Patong from there by Song Thaew which I did a few times.

Maybe you have a very special reason to stay in Karon. Sorry for the tangent to the question.

Kata has even stranger pronunciation. Sounds like "Gutta" with both syllables cut very short.
Patong is also difficult. Sound like bar-dorng or bpar-dtorng (both syllables long). Finally Phuket is like Pooh-get. That is the easy one. Ha ha. It is very far from "fuck it". I suppose taxi drivers have to get used to all Farang stupid pronunciations that are not close.

But if one says something like Carter for Kata, it might not work. Cutter would be closer, but should sound like Gutta.

[Penguin69]

I never seen questions about this.

Me neither. Smells a bit spammy to me.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I've seen questions asked about https://alternativephuket.com/ a few times but not much in the way of answers, so I thought I'd share some of my experiences.

I never seen questions about this.

[OneTimeGuest]

I've seen questions asked about https://alternativephuket.com/ a few times but not much in the way of answers, so I thought I'd share some of my experiences.

The first thing people usually see is the price, so I'll address that first. The saying goes 'you can always find it cheaper in Thailand', and it's probably true that it you book accommodation separately and go looking for girls on your own you'll spend less money, but I find the whole package to be worth it.

It starts with the airport pick up. I've been on multiple trips, and they've always been late. Big surprise! The first time I was standing outside that coffee shop for ages wondering if I'd just been scammed out of thousands. It was almost worth the wait when the taxi finally pulled up and two beautiful women hopped out with a board with my name on it. They also drop you back to the airport at the end of your trip, so that's one small thing less to worry about.

They have different villas they use, but I was in the same one every time. There's some pictures of it on the website but they don't really do it justice. It was spacious and had two bedrooms. The master bedroom was huge, and the attached bathroom had a hot tub and a shower with plenty of room for three. The pool and the air con really helped on the warmer days too.

From there, your experience will differ depending on what you want to do and what girl (s) are with you. The first time around I did the inclusive tours. Phi-phi island, etc. I enjoyed them all, but if they're not your cup of tea, the owner will give you a discount on your trip if you don't want to include them. The second time around I did different things with varying degrees of enjoyment. We went ATV-riding one day, but one of the girls didn't enjoy it at all. Another evening we went to see the Thai-boxing, which both girls enjoyed but I found a bit boring by the end. What you do at night varies as well. Some girls like to cook and hang around in the villa, but others like to eat out and go clubbing. There's plenty to see / do around Phuket, so I'm hoping to do new things if I go back later this year.

The experience is different than going out and finding a new girl every night. Which can be fun. It's more like having a girlfriend for your stay. Which has it's good and bad points! On my second trip for example, I clicked with one of the girls immediately, but gorgeous as she was, she was constantly fishing for compliments and validation. She was the best sex I've had in my life though, so it more than compensated! She was a fantastic cook too, and always picked up the chips and beer I liked for me when she was at the market without me even having to ask. I probably should have brought her home!

If you don't click with a girl, you can ask to change no questions asked. I'd recommend doing this sooner rather than later, and the owner himself says that it's fine, because the girl probably isn't enjoying herself either. I wish I'd done this straight away with the second girl on that second trip because she just seemed disinterested. I wouldn't want to be too hasty though. Ae for example is a very sweet girl but comes across as very shy and reserved at first.

What else? There's a laundry place around the corner from the villa, but the girl (s) may offer to do it for you. The girl (s) cook you breakfast in the morning which is a nice thing to wake up to, but there's a cafe just a little bit down the road if you fancy a change. You can get a masseuse to come to the villa, but personally I'm not a huge fan of Thai massage. You can get dinner delivered to the villa too.

I think the last benefit is that the girl (s) are always with you. Like having a tour guide / translator with you all the time.

So, maybe not for everybody, and some might think they're expensive, but to me it's an easy one-stop place to book a holiday with everything I want.

[Ready81]

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.

Thanks fellas. Think I'll be getting an extra place in Patong. Recommendations welcome. Thinking of a place with suites where I can bring back multiple ladies at once. It's time to live.

Of course, I can look it up myself, but always helps to hear advice. Thanks again.

[Yellitg]

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.

I know there are short time rooms in Soi Sea Dragon just opposite Coney Bar.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I am staying in Karon, but will of course head down to Patong a few times. I am just wondering if it is worth it to get a second hotel in Patong as well to bring ladies back to. In short, I am wondering if there are short time rooms above the beer bar that work the same way as they do on Soi6 in Pattaya. I might do it either way, but I am still curious. I haven't found any clear info about beer bars in Phuket and how they differ from Pattaya, other than in price.

If you want to p2 p in Patong and not bring back to Karon it might be worth looking for a cheap usable room in Patong. Not many short time rooms everywhere but they do exist. Might be worth the bath and time spent. Transport to Karon is not cheap and they do check for alcohol nowadays if you plan to be transporting yourself.