Phuket Reports

[J Korea]

I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.

I would simply ask her. Would think most of them would be OK.

Which agency did you use to book her?

[BigRig2007]

I have a stupid question. I have RTFF and I can't find this one here or online anywhere (maybe because it is too stupid). I booked an escort in Phuket, simply because she is from there (or says she is from there), to help me get around and also to have a more GFE time while doing some sightseeing. My question is this: is it bad form to take said escort out to gogos and beer bars? Not specifically to find another girl but, hey, if the opportunity presents itself! I guess I'm wondering if it is bad form to even go to these places with an LT escort in the first place.

[Gannaton48]

Hey mongers!

I have been in Bangkok several times but never to Phuket or Pattaya. My next trip should leave me with 3-4 free days: would you suggest going to Phuket or Pattaya? Thanks for advice!

[Delbhoy]

Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!

Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?

Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christines will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).

J K,

You might find that a good few of the massage shops are still doing a little trade even along the rat road toward Soi Kepsab. Other than that only option is hitting the beer bars and discos to get your hands on F / L for the night.

Del

[J Korea]

Been to Patong on several occasions but bit concerned about my schedule this time around. Will be arriving very late on a Wednesday night and have limited chance for any action as have relatives be joining the following day before noon. I expect to be ready to leave from my hotel latest 02:00 hrs AM after checking in. Would that be too late to hit Soi Kep Sab for an oily massage with extras? (Have had many a good experiences here). Ideally I would like to hit one of the massage parlors there and with a bit of luck manage shop one of the providers with me home. Which have done with great success in the past. But never arrived this late!

Will Soi Kep Sap be dead by then? And no other option than to hit Bangla / Tiger disco / Suzy Wong's maybe?

Advise much appreciated so I manage my night best possible, and would really like to avoid having to shop at Bangla somehow. Assume Soi Kep Sab still the place to go for most massage activity (Christineçs will be closed already at midnight as I understand. And shopping one home from there not in the cards any case).

[AsianVid]

A visit of Tiger Bar on Bangla road in Phuket. These girls really know how to work that pole, even two girls at once climbing into the pole. Good atmosphere, good music, seat with nice views of the bar and of course good drinks. These girls are hired as dancers and therefore will probably not go out with you. One of the girls told me she might earn up to 80 k baht in tips and drinks during high season!!

https://youtu.be/4wXo6DsqKYc

[Bellpepper]

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One thing to do was to ask the local van drivers (songathews or something? They're just glorified pickup trucks with hard seating installed). I haven't seen tuktuks here I think even though I read about them. The vans go on defined routes if I understand correctly. Mostly just round and round in a small area. I didn't think they'd go to Phuket town. I thought about asking a couple for pricing. In the end though, I just asked my hotel to call me a taxi for 500 baht.

This was around 4 pm and they kept saying traffic jam even though I couldn't see any jam. But within 10 minutes, we were sitting in traffic almost all the way through. He kept telling me about the 4 pm traffic jam. So, it took about an hour and I actually had him drop me off at the local mall (Ocean mall), which google listed at around a 10 minute walk. I did that to avoid rates being jacked up because of a kickback to the driver. Driver couldn't understand why I'd want to to go that mall instead of a nicer one. LESSON: start around 3 PM to go to Katherine from Patong.

I used Google Maps on my phone for walking directions to Katherine. (My phone has a DTAC sim I got for 15 days, with 4 gb data. I had earlier acquired a nice GSM+CDMA unlocked phone with all sorts of frequencies, since I travel a lot. So, I'm able to get nice 4 G LTE. My previous cheaper phone was restricted to 2 G Edge speeds because of lack of local frequency support). I find Google Maps directions to be flawless for the most part (I also reported this when I was trying to hit FKK World in Germany) whereas I reserve my cursing for my car's Garmin Nuvi.

I get into Katherine and I'm a bit unfamiliar with what to do. They point me to the desk and I go and stand in front of it. Papasan hands me a set of cards. Now that I recall, this is what I read earlier but at the time I had expected to see a fishbowl (incorrectly, it seems). So, no problem. I started browsing through the cards. These photos were airbrushed and photoshopped but listed info like height, weight, English, kissing, etc. I think most of it was mostly identical. I settled on one girl and told Papasan the number. But he said wait, they coming.

Eventually all the girls came for a lineup. Okay, I was not expecting a live lineup in front of me and frankly a live lineup makes me uncomfortable. They're being judged and they see me judging them. And I'm being judged by them and I see them. I don't like it. I saw the girl I had picked out from the card and I immediately changed my choice. I also felt a bit under pressue now that they were standing in front of me. So, anyway, I picked a girl who kind of appealed to me and told Papasan the number, who announced the number loudly. See, again, this is why I don't like this public setup. Why can't they go and he quietly bring out the chosen one?

So, I think this happened before the line up but he typed into a calculator 2500. Then he said, happy hour discount and typed in 2000. So, he gave me the early bird discount but I didn't remember what rate was listed on the site. I had no way to verify I was getting a real discount or a discount off an inflated price. But I could go with 2 k.

I paid 2 k and they asked me if I needed taxi to go back. I said, yes, to Patong beach. They said 600 and I laughed and said I just paid 500 to come here. He and two other guys laughed. They said it costs 600 for taxi here. I said I got taxi guy's phone number. They quite jovially insisted he'll charge 600 for here. I said, I knew the deal, I'll call him a little distance away. It was all pretty light-hearted. Girl was standing there (I didn't see her), and I went with her.

She took my footwear and gave me another pair for indoor use. She took me upstairs to a fairly nice room. This is what I am talking about. I hate those massage place matteresses separated by a curtain. I'm into decent, upscale-style settings. But I was unfamiliar with what I was expected to do. She seemed pretty prepared with stuff, bags, what not. Gave me water and starting preparing. Eventually took off her clothes and motioned for me to do the same. I still felt a bit awkward at not knowing what to do. Went into the shower with her and she proceeded to do a shower scrub. So, this was fairly interesting to experience. I imagine if I was much more attractive and well-mainted like a couple of years ago, it would have been nicer but for now, this was a professional scrubbing, not exactly erotic shower, etc. Special washing attention given to your groin.

After that she had me walk out of the shower and dry myself. Gave me a towel. It all seemed very nicely done. However, a couple of times, she excused herself to go to the toilet. She started a massage and it wasn't a half-hearted non-massage. I'd say it was somewhat decent attempt at a massage where she knew something. I was fairly happy with it considering the context. She did the flip side and then proceeded to do a body to body. This seems juveline but it tickled me. She actually asked me if I didn't like. I was like, no, I'm just ticklish. She probably didn't understand but didn't seem to think that I was saying that I didn't like, so it was okay.

This girl had the best boobs I have seen thus far in Thailand. Real, big boobs. Nice darker tits. However, she didn't say a whole lot. Maybe it was the English. She said she was from Bangkok.

After this she went on cowgirl style. Usually that's not the best position from me and but this time I was able to work with that. Afterwards, cleanup and another shower. Now, she'd ask me to step out from the shower and then close the door and shower herself. I must admit I find that a tad interesting and odd. I mean, there's not much for her to hide? I didn't think the door was being closed to prevent water-splashing. Just something interesting that I mused over.

We went downtairs. (Am I supposed to tip? I didn't). They gave me an evaluation card (did you spend an hour? Did you get body to body? Where did you hear about us?, etc.) and actually had the girl hand me the card. I filled it out and gave it back to her.

She was very professional through the entire thing. It was an interesting experience. I have never had it before. I exited and walked back to the mall and found a taxi there. It was a little harder than I expected but the tourist info guy with a taxi sign agreed to drive me back for 500 baht.

The Songthaews are very cheap and goes from the beaches, for example Patong and Karon, to Phuket. They operate until 6 pm But it takes time and you have at least 10 minutes walk in the heat from the songthaew station to Katherines, so I took a taxi with aircon for 550 bath. I asked the driver to take me to Twin Inn hotell in Phuket town which is situated next to Katherine's.

I choose one girl from the set of cards. I took the one that offered french kiss. The price was 3 090 bath for 90 minutes. This was with the happy hour discount. The girl took me upstairs to a very nice room. We showered together. The procedure was 1. Erotic massage. 2. Body-to-body. 3. Blowjob. 4. Fuck.

The massage and body-to-body did not turn me on. It was not professional and not made with any feeling. But the blowjob was fantastic. After that I started the final part by licking her. She started to make noises immediately, which is not very realistic. But I continued and could eventually notice from the movements of her pussy etc that she at least had any pleasure. Finally I took her in missionary position. The sex was OK but not more.

Link: http://www.katherine-escort.com.

[IllusionHeart]

I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese.

Sagami come in two sizes, L and Regular. The L size ones have the alphabet L written boldly on the box. Easy to notice. The one without L are regular.

These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).

Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.

There is indeed no flex in the condom like latex. I initially had purchased L size but they came off sometimes when I changed position and mostly when I withdrew post orgasm. I tried the regular ones and they seem to have a snug fit.

I came across singlets in the pharmacy at Suvarnabhumi airport. It would be better to try and see which one fits well before making the investment into buying a box of 5 and being unable to enjoy.

Unfortunately for me the 0. 01's seems to have been disallowed in Singapore hence now need to be ordered online like anywhere else. 0. 02's in both L and regular size are easily available in most of the Pharmacies or sex shops and cost approx 25 SGD for a pack of 5. In case anyone is passing or visiting Singapore then it would be a good idea to stock up if you prefer using these condoms.

[Wolvenvacht]

I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.

I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.

I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.

These Sagami condoms are not made of latex but of polyurethane which is less stretchable than latex. So in general they are made a bit more wide than latex condoms of the same size (length).

Maybe that was the reason why the store clerk said they were large size.

[Tomasb]

I forgot to mention that putting them on, as you noted, was also a problem. Since the label is in Japanese, it was impossible to tell what size they are but presume they are small per Jap standards. That could be the reason they have a tendency to slip off.

I think they rolled up to my knob whilst deeply engaged with the girl and come off when one becomes too vigorous. They do feel great though at least once I think it was because I really was BB with the girl as it had already come off. Oops! I think the other times, they came off whilst disengaging.

I asked the Thai clerk and he said they are large size but who knows if he really can provide accurate info or can read Japanese. By the way, I bought these Sagami's in a small pharmacy next to the nice grocery store in the basement of Asok Terminal 21. Most stores and pharma do not carry these. Nevertheless, proceed at your own risk.

You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha!

[StaticCouch]

Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:

Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.

What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.

If you need early action Massage places are the best, just opposite to J'Ceylon there is a place where girls wear white & blue.

If you surpass them there are few girls wearing pink or red top and black skirts sitting at the entrance of an alley.

I picked up a girl from there and she took me to a room 10 steps in the alley, I ended up getting a BJ and asked her to come for the night at my hotel.

She obliged and we struck deal at 2 K for full night and believe me it is worth, she was bang on time at 12:30 am and left around 8 am in the morning. The girl was hot and the most big naturals I've seen in a thai girl.

Totally worth.

The club you mentioned with G is an Australian club in the alley next to Tiger, I know there are few Australians always willing to be picked up but I never approached them assuming they would be beyond 5 K for ST.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe.

Static!

[The Cane]

I have used sagami several times. Unfortunately, my experience is they have a tendency to fall off during the act. On three occasions, I pulled out after orgasm but the condom remained inside and the girl had to pull it out. A bit disconcerting but it felt great when using.

You need not quit! I had a big stash of Sagamis with me during my trip to Thailand. The problem I had was not with them coming off, but with getting them on in the first place. Once on, they stayed on and it was great! The girls would tell me it felt like going bareback, which is exactly the effect that I wanted of course! But sometimes it was just too difficult to get the damn things on, so I'm glad I had my other stash of usual condoms with me. If we fumbled around a bit too long with a Sagami and it just wouldn't fit, then I turned to using one of my other brand of condoms, and that was just dandy too. I still have plenty of Sagamis left. I intend to use those up, but probably won't buy anymore of them. Not unless they come out with Sagami Magnums or something like that hahahaha!

[Alex7J]

Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.

Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.

Tiger Disco: Seduction Club: Illuzion: White Room:

Hollywood is now VIP room Phuket: then there is this one more club even I forgot the name with G.

What about any early evening action all this is late night action, anyone have any clue about the early evening FL's action there were some around the jungceylon mall starbucks or one coffee shop I am confused with the name.

Cheers happy hunting,

Alex

[Uzinuzin]

Are there any daytime BJ bars in Patong Beach like *'s in Bangkok or any short time bars with rooms. Here now and haven't had any luck locating one.

Massage places are your best bet, they usually don't have a separate room but a quite corner you can do the deeds. The ones with pretty, young, made-up girls are the ones offer extras.

There is a concentration of quite a few sure massage places in a street called Soi Kep Sab, look it up on Google, walk around, they might have a room, ask for it. Prices start at 2 k, but I am sure on a quiet day they do 1. 5 k for a full service, for BJ you need a good haggling skill to bring them down to a reasonable rate.

For BJ you can also try the massage places with Lady Boys, you might get lucky with an expert with DT action!

[DavidRim]

Not too late so thanks for the info Static.

Not sure if this is li'll late to post, but Hollywood no more exists and they have renovated with a new name (don't remember). After 2 am in Illuzion or Seduction you can find the cheapest FLs.

Try your luck there. There's another Australian Club which opened in last year October opposite to Illuzion in the alley next to a massage parlor, you can try your luck there as well.