Phuket Reports

[HornyForker]

Hello, Long time lurker, thanks all for the heaps of information here. Does anyone know the guest policy for the upscale hotels Vijitt Resort Rawai and 'The Nai Harn' ? Plan to make a trip down there soon and considering these two places.

I would suggest calling or emailing them directly. That's what I do. Likely, upscale places will either say no or charge you extra to bring in a guest to your room.

[NvRoberto]

Went to Phuket with my girlfriend who was also down for some fun and here is our story.

Day 1: Arrived at the airport, bought the AIS SIM card for the mobile phone and had 5 G service everywhere, even when island hopping. Took Grab to the resort at Patong Beach and then that night headed to Old Town Phuket. Had fun at the street market, lots of food and lots to see. My GF had some legal weed and got high as a kite. We then headed to New Angel Massage and saw the lineup. About 10-12 girls with 1 very petite and very cute. I immediately picked her. The guy running the show pointed out the girls who were into girls (for my GF) and my GF picked a very bubbly lady with big tits. They walked us across the street to a hotel and I received a sensual massage while my GF enjoyed a bubble bath with her girl. Then we swapped places, and when my bubble bath was done, all 4 of us were on the bed. My GF's girl was all over her, licking and kissing and fingering and touching, and I fucked my tiny little Thai girl in multiple positions before popping in the cover. High fives all around and then back to the hotel. 5000 baht for both girls for the entire experience.

Day 2: Great day at the Green Elephant Sanctuary (highly recommended) and then at night we hit Bangla Road. WOW. It was an assault on all the senses and in a good way. My GF had never been in a strip club, so that was stop #1. I asked the lady of the house for 2 girls for my GF and instantly we had 2 little hotties on the couch playing with my GF in every way imaginable. Another girl came over to entertain me. I purchased several rounds of lady drinks and spent way too much money but it was fun. Left the club and we see a girl advertising ping pong shows. We're like "hell yes" and followed her to a club where we were sat at a long couch facing the stage. 1 hour, 1 drink per person, 1500 baht per drink. Rip off but worth it. What we saw we cannot unsee. Must be experienced to be believed. We saw about 20 different "events" on stage during that hour and it was very entertaining. Ended the night.

Day 3: Island hopping and snorkeling all day. I've been to better snorkeling locations. End of the day, we found a girl named Jinny on Smooci.com who catered to couples. Very beautiful very fun Thai girl. 8000 baht for the threesome and she played with my girl as much as me. Fucked her until I popped in the cover and overall it was great fun.

Day 4: More boat fun all day. Later that night my GF and I were talking about who to fuck and she mentioned she had never had a blonde girl before, so I found a Russian named Tanya on eurogirlsescort.com and had her come to the hotel. $300 for the threesome but worth every penny.

Day 5: Big Buddha (recommended) and then shopping in Old Town Phuket. Lunch at Hog's Head. Highly recommended if you love a Harry Potter theme bar. Had dinner and drinks at Club Del Mar. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Beautiful location, great food, good drinks, beautiful sunset. A night of rest.

Day 6: Freedom beach. Beautiful location but difficult to get to. For our last night we decided to try one of the massage places near Hooters. We both ended up with ladyboys. Her on purpose, me on accident. So I decided for just a handjob and my GF just wanted a pussy massage. Well, first they kick out a couple from a bigger room and place us in there without changing the sheets. My GF got the ick and wanted to go but I talked her into staying. Then her ladyboy was rubbing on her but snot was leaking from her nose so my GF said "I'm done" and hopped on her phone and saw a Bumble message from a guy and asked if she could get fucked and I said sure. My ladyboy was slamming my dick so hard I thought she was going to rip it off so I said "I'm done" too. Back to the hotel and she met with a random Brit and got some dick. We had planned on a threesome with a dude but he didn't want to have a threesome and I didn't want my GF to end the trip without foreign dick so I let them have their time alone.

Overall a lot of fun and I know what you're thinking. This idiot spent way too much money. Remember, I'm with my girlfriend. If I was alone, I would have had as much pussy with much lower cost, but she's picky on who she fucks, man or woman. I'm heading to Bangkok solo in February so I'll do it on the cheap then.

[Pincc]

Hello,

Long time lurker, thanks all for the heaps of information here.

Does anyone know the guest policy for the upscale hotels Vijitt Resort Rawai and 'The Nai Harn' ?

Plan to make a trip down there soon and considering these two places.

[Mr Scand]

If you are still around, give Ole Bar a checkout.

Lots of new talent has freshly arrived and it has around 30 girls of all types from 18-30's working there.

Their dorm room at the back actually sleeps 24 girls!

The bonus with Ole Bar is that it kicks off early, with large numbers of girls on deck from 5-5:30 pm each night.

So it is often a great place to start your evening in Rawai.

Nope, in BKK now. That one I missed, have to take a look next time I'm there.

What a gem Rawai is compared to BKK. More chill, lower price, less crowded. The positive list is long.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Been here for a some days but only roamed around the bar life a few times as other things are the main purpose for the trip.

Seems that all bars if moving around Wiset Rd and Soi Saiyuan is open, though very few visitors and girls in the smaller ones. I checked out Laguna Plaza Thursday around 9. 30 Pm and it looked empty. Left for dinner and come back at 11 Pm and total different view. Lots of visitors and girls. The last bar in the complex, Pleasure Dome, seems still be the best, Though, one of the most good looking girls, a real stunner, I have seen in Thailand was playing pool at the second bar in Laguna (don't remeber the name of the bar), already taken of course. Also looked quite good at the first 2 bars "north" of Laguna at the same side of Wiset Rd.

Bank Bar at Soi Saiyuan was also crowded yesterday (Saturday).

Rawai has picked up quit a lot since last time I was here, but prices the same. Around 1000-1500ST and 1500-2000 LT, and LT is LT not only 4-6 hrs.

Oh, forgot, a beer 80-100B, Lady drink 140-180B

If you are still around, give Ole Bar a checkout.

Lots of new talent has freshly arrived and it has around 30 girls of all types from 18-30's working there.

Their dorm room at the back actually sleeps 24 girls!

The bonus with Ole Bar is that it kicks off early, with large numbers of girls on deck from 5-5:30 pm each night.

So it is often a great place to start your evening in Rawai.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Been here for a some days but only roamed around the bar life a few times as other things are the main purpose for the trip.

Seems that all bars if moving around Wiset Rd and Soi Saiyuan is open, though very few visitors and girls in the smaller ones. I checked out Laguna Plaza Thursday around 9. 30 Pm and it looked empty. Left for dinner and come back at 11 Pm and total different view. Lots of visitors and girls. The last bar in the complex, Pleasure Dome, seems still be the best, Though, one of the most good looking girls, a real stunner, I have seen in Thailand was playing pool at the second bar in Laguna (don't remeber the name of the bar), already taken of course. Also looked quite good at the first 2 bars "north" of Laguna at the same side of Wiset Rd.

Bank Bar at Soi Saiyuan was also crowded yesterday (Saturday).

Rawai has picked up quit a lot since last time I was here, but prices the same. Around 1000-1500ST and 1500-2000 LT, and LT is LT not only 4-6 hrs.

Oh, forgot, a beer 80-100B, Lady drink 140-180B

Thanks for the update on Rawai.

The second bar is likely Baroque.

[Mr Scand]

Been here for a some days but only roamed around the bar life a few times as other things are the main purpose for the trip.

Seems that all bars if moving around Wiset Rd and Soi Saiyuan is open, though very few visitors and girls in the smaller ones. I checked out Laguna Plaza Thursday around 9. 30 Pm and it looked empty. Left for dinner and come back at 11 Pm and total different view. Lots of visitors and girls. The last bar in the complex, Pleasure Dome, seems still be the best, Though, one of the most good looking girls, a real stunner, I have seen in Thailand was playing pool at the second bar in Laguna (don't remeber the name of the bar), already taken of course. Also looked quite good at the first 2 bars "north" of Laguna at the same side of Wiset Rd.

Bank Bar at Soi Saiyuan was also crowded yesterday (Saturday).

Rawai has picked up quit a lot since last time I was here, but prices the same. Around 1000-1500ST and 1500-2000 LT, and LT is LT not only 4-6 hrs.

Oh, forgot, a beer 80-100B, Lady drink 140-180B

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Wrapping up my 9 day stay here. Its so awesome to get FS in the massage joints and be back chillen in your hotel room, 3-6 minutes later. Its almost surreal.

A few notes to pass along.

I met ladies all over. I noticed the ones that "fell in love" where rather hard to get them to leave my hotel. They can be clingy. Play your cards wisely.

Hello massage girls were the most fun but also shorted me on the "hour". Be sure to discuss no condom BJ during the flip on the massage. Some wanted covered and that was a pain to translate after you get going.

The lady drinks vary from place to place. For the higher places that charged 250 baht, the women will get about 100 baht. You can also just give them 100 baht instead of buying them watered down crappy drinks. #cheapcharlieadvice.

I really enjoyed the OTOP bar area more than Bangla.

Don't underestimate Tai Pan nightclub as a last place to pick up a cutie. Quite a few freelancers in there after midnight.

High end hotel recommendation: Holiday Inn resort-Busakorn Villa. The hotel is pretty lax with security but they can be there if you need them. Super quiet hotel area but still close to the action.

Thats all. Enjoy.

Taco.

Damn, now everyone knows about TaiPan just off Bangla Road. LOL.

Not serious, tho it is a great pickup spot too.

OTOP is cool. Glad you enjoyed.

[Tacoma101]

Wrapping up my 9 day stay here. Its so awesome to get FS in the massage joints and be back chillen in your hotel room, 3-6 minutes later. Its almost surreal.

A few notes to pass along.

I met ladies all over. I noticed the ones that "fell in love" where rather hard to get them to leave my hotel. They can be clingy. Play your cards wisely.

Hello massage girls were the most fun but also shorted me on the "hour". Be sure to discuss no condom BJ during the flip on the massage. Some wanted covered and that was a pain to translate after you get going.

The lady drinks vary from place to place. For the higher places that charged 250 baht, the women will get about 100 baht. You can also just give them 100 baht instead of buying them watered down crappy drinks. #cheapcharlieadvice.

I really enjoyed the OTOP bar area more than Bangla.

Don't underestimate Tai Pan nightclub as a last place to pick up a cutie. Quite a few freelancers in there after midnight.

High end hotel recommendation: Holiday Inn resort-Busakorn Villa. The hotel is pretty lax with security but they can be there if you need them. Super quiet hotel area but still close to the action.

Thats all. Enjoy.

Taco.

[Nite_Runner]

Vegas doesn't come close to the wildness of Pattaya. Think Vegas on steroids.

It's far worse than Vegas on steroids, it's more akin to Bourbon Street, New Orleans!!

[InTheClouds]

This is my backyard, and I run a scuba diving business here in Phuket.
What dates are you coming?
Visibility in December is good everywhere.
Richelieu and Tachai, together with Bon, can be done on a short 3 D2 N liveaboard leaving / returning to Phuket by van.
Hin Muang / Daeng and Koh Haa can also be done by short liveaboards, 3 D2 N if the dates align.
Currently there is a trip 16-18 December.

Thank you for the great info.

Dates could be anytime between 08 Dec - 19 Dec.

My main conern was visibility. Glad to hear it should be ok in December.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Shark point and Racha Noi is worthwhile. But you should probably do a live-aboard and head up to Similan for what you want. The ones you listed outside Lanta might not be optimal during this time.

Short Similans trips starting in Phuket are best for time short visitors.

They can start every day of the week, for 2, 3, 4 or more nights.

Also, there is a monthly 3 D2 N Koh Haa, Hin Munag / Daeng trip that leaves Phuket and sleeps overnight on Phi Phi.

As well as once a week speedboat trip from Phuket to Koh Haa.

Koh Phi Phi, Shark Point, and KingCruiser as well as Koh Racha Noi and SouthTip are great dive trips.

But they have vet low chances of seeing big things.

Similans at Koh Bon and Tachai Pinnacle are seeing mantas every day.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi, scuba diving question.

The best spots in the area I am aware of are:

- Richelieu Rock / Koh Tachai.

- Hin Daeng / Hin Muang / Koh Haa.

Did dive several times during last few years but visibility was always bad.

Will come back in Phuket area in December. Did not book any diving yet.

Any tip where / when I should go to improve the chance of good visibility? Mainly looking for big fish.

Any other diving spot around Phuket you would suggest (I did dive the Koh Phi Phi spots already).

Thank you.

This is my backyard, and I run a scuba diving business here in Phuket.

So I would love to answer your questions fully.

Alas, you don't have PM capability, so I can't discreetly make contact with you.

What dates are you coming?

Visibility in December is good everywhere.

Big fish right now is Tachai / Bon, with mantas being seen every dive this last week.

Richelieu and Tachai, together with Bon, can be done on a short 3 D2 N liveaboard leaving / returning to Phuket by van.

Longer liveaboards are also available.

Hin Muang / Daeng and Koh Haa can also be done by short liveaboards, 3 D2 N if the dates align.

Currently there is a trip 16-18 December.

There is also great day trips 3 dives, Rachas, KingCruiser wreck / Shark point, and Phi Phi available.

As well as world class muck beach diving at Kata Reef.

Contact me via our FaceBook page, think three words.

What people who go diving are called.

Where the lost city is that Aquaman lives, and.

The name of the place you want to go diving.

You should be able to find it.

[Tim Timms]

True. Vegas chews guys up and spits them out. Pattaya is a black hole where guys arrive and can never leave.

Crazy Horse too Las Vegas vs Rainbow 5 Bar Nana Plaza.

Nana wins hands down in quality of pretty girls.

[Goferring]

Vegas doesn't come close to the wildness of Pattaya. Think Vegas on steroids.

True. Vegas chews guys up and spits them out. Pattaya is a black hole where guys arrive and can never leave.