Phuket Reports

[DumpTrump]

I've seen questions asked about https://alternativephuket.com/ a few times but not much in the way of answers, so I thought I'd share some of my experiences.

The first thing people usually see is the price, so I'll address that first. The saying goes 'you can always find it cheaper in Thailand', and it's probably true that it you book accommodation separately and go looking for girls on your own you'll spend less money, but I find the whole package to be worth it.

It starts with the airport pick up. I've been on multiple trips, and they've always been late. Big surprise! The first time I was standing outside that coffee shop for ages wondering if I'd just been scammed out of thousands. It was almost worth the wait when the taxi finally pulled up and two beautiful women hopped out with a board with my name on it. They also drop you back to the airport at the end of your trip, so that's one small thing less to worry about.

They have different villas they use, but I was in the same one every time. There's some pictures of it on the website but they don't really do it justice. It was spacious and had two bedrooms. The master bedroom was huge, and the attached bathroom had a hot tub and a shower with plenty of room for three. The pool and the air con really helped on the warmer days too.

From there, your experience will differ depending on what you want to do and what girl (s) are with you. The first time around I did the inclusive tours. Phi-phi island, etc. I enjoyed them all, but if they're not your cup of tea, the owner will give you a discount on your trip if you don't want to include them. The second time around I did different things with varying degrees of enjoyment. We went ATV-riding one day, but one of the girls didn't enjoy it at all. Another evening we went to see the Thai-boxing, which both girls enjoyed but I found a bit boring by the end. What you do at night varies as well. Some girls like to cook and hang around in the villa, but others like to eat out and go clubbing. There's plenty to see / do around Phuket, so I'm hoping to do new things if I go back later this year..

Thanks for the review. I'm like you. I don't mind paying a premium for quality and convenience.

[Member #4751]

Hey MakeorBreak. My intentions were not to belittle you and I am sure people could even manage with less than 5 k.

When I go party in Phuket my breakdown is as follows.

1. 5 k. Room.

2 k. Food (food is expensive).

4 to 5 k. Bottle service.

5 to 7 k. Lady.

JSaint could you please break down that cost? I honestly have trouble understanding how you derived it and I have been a heavy drinker. I also frequented table service all over SEA and still can't compute. I know there is lobster restaurant ala 6 K per dish and hotels charing excessive amounts.

This is my break down.

600-1 k room.

1 k food and normal activities and some beer.

2-3 k drink, barfine if not FL and ST / LT.

15 K per day? 425 euros is a lot it would be 4 million THB per year in salary with no savings. I would bring some cutie to Maldives all inc for that money. Anyways if you have and want to spend this type of cash I think you will have a great time. Hope you have a blast in Phuket!

[MakeItOrBreak]

5 K really? I think Phuket is the most expensive out of all Thailand and generally a night out over there should pull you back around 8 to 10 K (including drinks, bar fine and lady). Plus you include shopping and other activities, minimum you need per day is around 15 K.

JSaint could you please break down that cost? I honestly have trouble understanding how you derived it and I have been a heavy drinker. I also frequented table service all over SEA and still can't compute. I know there is lobster restaurant ala 6 K per dish and hotels charing excessive amounts.

This is my break down.

600-1 k room.

1 k food and normal activities and some beer.

2-3 k drink, barfine if not FL and ST / LT.

15 K per day? 425 euros is a lot it would be 4 million THB per year in salary with no savings. I would bring some cutie to Maldives all inc for that money. Anyways if you have and want to spend this type of cash I think you will have a great time. Hope you have a blast in Phuket!

[GDreams]

5 K really? I think Phuket is the most expensive out of all Thailand and generally a night out over there should pull you back around 8 to 10 K (including drinks, bar fine and lady). Plus you include shopping and other activities, minimum you need per day is around 15 K.

I do Phuket comfortably on 5000 excluding hotel. 2000 on a girl, massage or wechat, thaicupid etc. 1000 on food and 2000 doing stuff.

[Member #4751]

5 K really? I think Phuket is the most expensive out of all Thailand and generally a night out over there should pull you back around 8 to 10 K (including drinks, bar fine and lady). Plus you include shopping and other activities, minimum you need per day is around 15 K.

I can't speak for all of Thailand but a normal wage is more then 300 euros in Phuket. I don't know what you base your search on but the minimum wage is 9000 THB but is 6 day working week. The people I know earn more than 20 K but some all the way to great money. Anyways 125 K THB is a lot! 5 K per day is a great budget with hotel, drinks and girls. Just my five cents.

Out of curiosity has anyone ventured more around the area Katherines is located? Looking for good massage and special menu.

[MakeItOrBreak]

The short answer is I don't know!

A 7 day holiday with 2 girls is 175,000. With one girl it's 125,000. So 7,142.86 Baht per day? You typically stay in a bigger villa if you have two girls than if you have one, so I don't think 100% of the cost is for the girl.

Using the Euro prices it works out at 183.57 per day. Google says the average monthly wage in Thailand is under 200, so it's probably not a bad deal for the girls.

I can't speak for all of Thailand but a normal wage is more then 300 euros in Phuket. I don't know what you base your search on but the minimum wage is 9000 THB but is 6 day working week. The people I know earn more than 20 K but some all the way to great money. Anyways 125 K THB is a lot! 5 K per day is a great budget with hotel, drinks and girls. Just my five cents.

Out of curiosity has anyone ventured more around the area Katherines is located? Looking for good massage and special menu.

[OneTimeGuest]

You still avoid the basic cost question of how much you pay for a girl per day. Naturally I don't count restaurants etc. And whatever you do. I assume cost is high but cheaper than normal escorts by a large margin.

The short answer is I don't know!

A 7 day holiday with 2 girls is 175,000. With one girl it's 125,000. So 7,142.86 Baht per day? You typically stay in a bigger villa if you have two girls than if you have one, so I don't think 100% of the cost is for the girl.

Using the Euro prices it works out at €183.57 per day. Google says the average monthly wage in Thailand is under €200, so it's probably not a bad deal for the girls.

[DavidRim]

Just out of interest to see what the pricing would be and the girls are like, I emailed this lot a week ago. Still no response. Ironic that they claim to provide VIP service yet can't respond to an email. Business must be good!

You still avoid the basic cost question of how much you pay for a girl per day. Naturally I don't count restaurants etc. And whatever you do. I assume cost is high but cheaper than normal escorts by a large margin.

For me, I cannot choose a girl from a photoshopped photo and would need to meet them, so obviously this is totally out for me. However, maybe others are easier than me.

Going hunting for girls is not seen as a big hassle for many guys. There is the thing about finding some chemistry.

Also if a girl is a failure, we normally can just go get another one immediately within a few minutes.

Personally I have spent multiple days on a holiday with a girl, but that is only if I know her very well, and we get on famously. I would always make a short duration try out first and build up to a multi day.

Its harder to envisage what girls can make so much time available in the modern day, unless being paid exceedingly well.

[Macau81]

Hey guys, landed in Phuket 2 days back and I love going to gogos for my primary way of having fun, but some of these places have much more expensive bar fine than BKK or Pattaya, could you guys tell me the gogos with a nominal 1 k bar fine here in Phuket?

I've only asked at gogos worth asking and they're all 2 k. Even the bar at the end of bangla Road (the road where traffic can go both ways) said it was 2 k BF.

[Syzygies]

Cost per day is variable. Again, people have been commenting it's expensive, and no doubt you can do things cheaper, but IMO the whole package and the hassle free nature of it is worth it.

Choosing girls can be a bit tricky. If you have the password (I don't) you can see a photo gallery of each of the girls and a short bio. .

You still avoid the basic cost question of how much you pay for a girl per day. Naturally I don't count restaurants etc. And whatever you do. I assume cost is high but cheaper than normal escorts by a large margin.

For me, I cannot choose a girl from a photoshopped photo and would need to meet them, so obviously this is totally out for me. However, maybe others are easier than me.

Going hunting for girls is not seen as a big hassle for many guys. There is the thing about finding some chemistry.

Also if a girl is a failure, we normally can just go get another one immediately within a few minutes.

Personally I have spent multiple days on a holiday with a girl, but that is only if I know her very well, and we get on famously. I would always make a short duration try out first and build up to a multi day.

Its harder to envisage what girls can make so much time available in the modern day, unless being paid exceedingly well.

[OneTimeGuest]

Did not read like an infomercial to me. Your post is not likely to interest experienced mongers, but newbies lacking confidence, maybe would like to have everything set up.

The critical questions would be (in my view): Cost per day, and how did you choose the girls (if you chose them)? I don't think you covered those critical aspects.

Cost per day is variable. If you book a longer trip, the cost per day goes down. Basic prices are on the website and include villa rental, etc. How much you actually spend depends on how many girls you have and what you do each day. If you laze around the pool all day while one of the girls goes to the farmers market for ingredients and cooks you dinner, you'll spend a lot less than if you take two girls to a nice restaurant and end up in the VIP section of a club buying bottle service. Again, people have been commenting it's expensive, and no doubt you can do things cheaper, but IMO the whole package and the hassle free nature of it is worth it.

Choosing girls can be a bit tricky. If you have the password (I don't) you can see a photo gallery of each of the girls and a short bio. Sometimes the reviews section will tell you a bit more about the girls too. The bad thing is the girl you want may not always be available. In the past I've given a shortlist when I've booked my trip, which could be 6-8 months in advance, and the girls were whoever was available off that list. If I get to go back later this year I may ask the owner if it's possible to get a list of who's available a couple of weeks beforehand and choose from that.

[BangkokBlues]

Hey guys, landed in Phuket 2 days back and I love going to gogos for my primary way of having fun, but some of these places have much more expensive bar fine than BKK or Pattaya, could you guys tell me the gogos with a nominal 1 k bar fine here in Phuket?

[DavidRim]

Higher class as in the quality of girl, and until you meet them hard to determine. I mean, I can't even view on the site so as I said, bit of a non starter.

Is it really higher class? How to determine that? Sounds like a great way to make money.

In Germany they offer Sex Tours of the FKK clubs, at some premium cost, for those who can't be bothered to try the clubs themselves.

Personally, I don't like guided tours, unless they are just for me only. They usually think I will want something very different to what I really want. If the guide is assigned for just one customer, it has a chance to work, if the compatibility is there.

[Syzygies]

I like a higher class setup and girl so this interested me but costs on the site were very high.

Is it really higher class? How to determine that? Sounds like a great way to make money.

In Germany they offer Sex Tours of the FKK clubs, at some premium cost, for those who can't be bothered to try the clubs themselves.

Personally, I don't like guided tours, unless they are just for me only. They usually think I will want something very different to what I really want. If the guide is assigned for just one customer, it has a chance to work, if the compatibility is there.

[DavidRim]

I like a higher class setup and girl so this interested me but costs on the site were very high. Plus the gallery is password protected, which I found strange. Probably a way of getting my email before I get access to the site so they have my data for their mailing list. Would be an interesting "treat" but I'll stick to my 2-3 regular beauties. Only time I'd consider is if I had a windfall and fancied a top end 3 way, but the girls would have to be 10's.

Did not read like an infomercial to me. Your post is not likely to interest experienced mongers, but newbies lacking confidence, maybe would like to have everything set up.

The critical questions would be (in my view): Cost per day, and how did you choose the girls (if you chose them)? I don't think you covered those critical aspects.