Phuket Reports

[ZackJhono]

I've read the Phuket reports, Bangkok reports and Pattaya reports. I'm not in to 100% mongering 100% of the time so I have ruled out Pattaya as a destination. I want a holiday, some [CodeWord118] and other touristy stuff. A quick summary of all the reports suggests that quality and quantity has decreased, and prices have increased. Attitudes of some service providers have become an issue. I have been to Phuket last year and have been ripped off once. I paid 5000 baht LT for the first beauty I saw. She knew it too and milked me for every baht. She was cold, would not do this and that but boy was she gorgeous. Luckily I redeemed myself with a FL I picked up late one night in Taipan. She was great, a little older but a smoking hot body and attitude to match, and at 2000 baht a dream come true.

I had an oily everyday and my massage thing was sweet and naive. Had FS with her on my last visit and it was great.

I've realised that you need a good attitude, good bargaining skills not being desperate. I've taken the many posts seriously, hooked up with a few normal girls and massage girls on Tango and I'm set for a great 10 days in Phuket this Friday. Also plan to check out all the bars and massage places and not settle on one this time. Also plan on visiting Katherine's this time. Christins was a waste of time.

My question to the more experienced punters is the ff:

Should I consider travelling to any other parts of Thailand (Bangkok or Samui for eg) for a good time during my stay? I have booked a guest friendly hotel this time very near to Bangla road but only paid for 3 nights so I'm flexible. Cost is not an issue as long as the enjoyment factor is there. I would be happy with 4 awesome experiences during my stay.

Also I won't be getting nailed 1500 baht a night for a guest anymore. I wish I had found this site before my first trip LOL.

[Java Man]

I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.
Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).

Was in Phuket Mid March. Went looking for Bang4444 massage place late one evening, (there are a lot.) Walking from Walking street towards Christine's, was surprised to see a group of ladies dressed like SW's, at an entrance to a side road. No signpost for this road, but Google maps calls it La Diva Ally. (how appropriate.).

This road is U shaped and there where other sexy dressed ladies at the other entrance. I was grabbed and offered massage. Unable to find the massage Bang4444 went to, I decided to check these ladies out.

An apparent LB initially latched on to me, but I shook her off. When I first passed, I saw a hottie in tight sexy shorts with a nice rack. Luckily she was still there and she led me to a massage place near a corner of the Soi.

There was a sign near the entrance stating "No Sex" on premises. Inside, about 6 cubicles separated by curtains, and floor mats, loud music was playing. It was busy. Also a dude sitting near the entrance, security maybe? She had me strip and she remained clothed. It this point, I didn't think extras would be offered. However, I heard my neighbor in negotiations with his masseuse. She was asking a ridiculous amount of 8000 baht! Then it was my turn.

On the flip, my girl asked if I was interested in the Special massage. 2400 Baht she said, I countered with 1800 Baht. We Agreed on 2000 Baht. She went and got her kit. Everything, but DATY, as she didn't want to get loud. I had quite an enjoyable time with her. It was so good, I wanted to take her back to my Hotel. Unfortunately, that was not on the menu.

Now here's the interesting thing about this place. It's open late, maybe 24 hrs. I got there before 12a and left a little after 1a, and it was still hopping. My girl said she was working til 6a. I didn't see these ladies standing outside during the day or early evening. They're good looking, with a SW vibe. Just be aware there are LB's in the mix. Benz Massage, next to the Iranian restaurant.

[StaticCouch]

Phuket is one of my fav beach destinations and the town never disappoints, unlike BKK did this time. I love Thai women but off-late I think they are getting pricy (THB 2 K) for FS and not really are lookers and keepers. Well this time around my experience in Phuket turned out to be more exciting than I expected.

Day 1: We arrive around 10 in the night and immediately went out to hunt near Bangla Soi. Patong Beach Intersection and here I stumble upon a Gem near Safari Beach hotel, a massage parlor where women dress up in white and blue. This one, her name was K (kay), she has blonde hair and what amazing rack for a thai chic! I haven't seen such racks on any thai chic till now, all Naturale! Good massage and at the end FS, but not ready to budge below 2 K, last year I remember, I used to pay around 1. 2 – 1. 5 K for FS depending on the place and gal. Post her session was walking to my hotel and came across this another parlor next to Thara resort where I found an extremely aggressive chic named Thim, post going in with her for round 2 of the night I was barely able to move, She literally held me down and kept on asking for more, I had to beg her for mercy! An incredible session for 30 minutes! Came to the hotel and crashed!

Day 2: In pursuit of happyness, in the evening went to the Moulin Rouge (didn't have any strength left in the morning). As I enter MR immediately a gem caught my attention and I jumped on the opportunity and asked for a private dance. She came, danced and conquered my heart (this does not happen very often) I was mesmerized by her beauty, she looks like a mix of Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis (imagine fellas), absolute gem! Spent some time taking to her, peck here and there, few dances from Cindy, Kirsten and Natelie. Left a very happy man, although did not make out but was satisfied.

Day 3: No more Thai chics this Russian had stolen my heart, was back to MR and took the cross breed between Jolie & Kunis out. Took her to Seduction, Illuzion, Ice bar and had some cozy time with her. Number exchanged and what followed for the next few days was just awesome sessions!

Day 8: Landed in BKK, surprised to see all the Hustle Bustle, Vibrant people have just vanished in thin air! Soi 4 just sucked. Russians were pathetic, Arab, Paki, Indian, extremely bad choices. Extremely disappointed. Just stuck to shopping and avoided the Dick Rush.

Phuket, I will be back soon!

Stay Safe, Bang Safe!

Static.

[Harry Dude]

This massage shop is located on the busy Patak Road which runs from Kata Beach to Karon (but not along the beach. This is the "inland" road).

Timmi Massage is located near Patak Road Soi 2, at the southern end of Kata, just before the hill that will take you to Chalong.

I stopped my motorbike as I saw a few nice looking ladies waiting for customers, and then said yes to her offer of special massage for 1000 baht. Whatever that might be. We went into the room which had a few cubicles separated by plywood walls about 6 ft (180 cm) high, so pretty much an open area where you can hear everything going on.

And there were some interesting goings on in the next cubicle. As my masseuse started my massage (I was naked, face down, she didn't bother covering me up), we could clearly hear a lot of oily noises from the next cubicle, with the customer clearly enjoying himself. My masseuse and I both laughed, and she covered my ears for fun. After a while I wasn't sure what was happening in the next cubicle, whether the guy was getting a handjob or being sucked or what, but he must have been doing something right because then we all hear his masseuse start screaming "Oh fuck me fuck me fuck me". At this point he was clearly complying with her request and they were really going at it.

My masseuse and I laughed at this noisy spectactle while she started blowing me without a condom, and after a while she put on a condom and rode me.

As I left I asked how much and she still said "1000 baht". I was at least expecting to pay a few hundre to the shop for the massage part. But no. Total damage was 1000 baht.

[Dan San]

Today is my 5th day here so time to give a report. Taxis from airport suck, try to get trans from your hotel if you can. Mine was a little cheaper than overpriced options. First part of this trip was tourist stuff. But did have success with a little 23-year old from Hong Kong on one of my tours. More of a long term investment with her. First night was drinks, food from street vendors light kissing and groping. Same with second (last night) ended up with contact info and a nice bare breast pic she sent after we departed. See how it develops as we have plans to meet in few more months. As for locals I walked around before bars opened this morning (9 am /13th) looking for food and a massage. Found the massage first. Cassia on soi south of Catherines, about 150 feet in on right side. Room was upstairs and had mats along the wall with curtain dividers. At the time I was only customer but did hear someone else come in. But when I left they were already gone. She (Doe. Or something like it) was petite with A cups and handful of an ass, no belly but some stretch marks. Got the oil massage which was good but seamed mechanical. After 20 minutes flipped and she started HJ with some ball kissing / sucking. After couple minutes on with condom for BJ, tongue action with her was great. Got more into it in cowgirl followed by mish. When I flipped her she asked if I wanted A+ or just doggie. Went with the dog and finished there. After cleanup she did upper body massage. She never mentioned price so I gave her 2000 B. Either she liked me, felt I paid too much or Songkran generosity but she told me to wait in the shop downstairs. Doe went down the Soi and came back with some food and a couple beers for me. So hung out in front of the shop eating and drinking for another hour or so. She told me to come back tonight which I probably will. I left and continued walking as my massage and food were taken care of. I don't know were I ended up next but I went north on Ratuthit (left-side) but not to the Mall yet. I had just emptied my water gun into the back of a sexy little thing filling a tub with a hose. She turned gave me a dirty little look. As one of her friends put powder on my face I asked if she could fill my gun up. She jokingly said 100 B but seriously asked if I wanted oil massage. As I was already bent-over so I could hear her over the music across the street I looked at those wet breasts and thought why not. So Goi (23 from Chang Mai) led me up to the third floor. This place had wooden "cubicals" with a pull screen for a door. Goi discussed price as I got undressed. She asked how much I pay, I said 2000 B. Then she countered with an unfair negotiating tactic, said 2400 B as she grabbed my cock. As I was thinking about a counteroffer she went to her knees and started kissing the tip. Mind was made up and I said yes. She went to get her things and came back to give a soothing massage (felt like a legit one) Flipped and she continued with legs I asked if she cold (clothes were wet) so helped her get them off. Out came a pair of BS that have the sag of being nursed on, flat belly (soft not firm) and smooth ass. She moved on to a BBBJ as I fingered her and played with her nipples. She put the condom on lubed up and went for cowgirl. After few minutes I went to side-mish. One of her legs straight the other lifted to her chest while she's on her side. Pounded her while DFK and would lean down to suck her breasts. After what seamed like 10 minutes she said her on top. So as I lay back down she did reverse cowgirl. Then she added more lube faced me and said she wants to try something. She slowly slid my cock up her ass then started to pump and then grind. She laid down again and spread her legs that she touched either side of the room with her feet. Made easy access for me and went in her slow and deep. Since I had popped less than 2 hours earlier wasn't expecting to finish. But seeing her tits jiggle with each thrust, hear her moans and her grabbing my ass to pull me deeper did the trick. I rolled off her and we DFK again as I did FIV. She said time to finish massage, placed pillow in her lap and had me lean back. Did great head, shoulder and back massage. After getting dressed and paying the 2400 B we went back down stairs and I left now hungry again. Found place to eat then headed back to room to dry off and relax some, also write this. I would repeat with either Doe or Goi but had more enjoyable time with Goi was more GFE. As always YMMV.

DS

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny

Jenny,

Massage places are unlikely to be a success. They are all setup to offer discrete services to solo males is small crowded back rooms. The good broad beds at front never get happy endings or FS. Thai girls are too shy for that.

Suggestions are to either talk to a mamasan at a beer bar at night for a girl to return with you.

Or use online selection so you can talk privately.

I was there last week and has lots of success chatting and arranging catch-ups in Patong with girls via WeChat and Badoo.

[Jennemie]

Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all,

Arriving again tonight (last visited at Christmas just passed). Again planning on some scuba diving surrounded by diving of the punting kind. And latest updates on recent must visit places would be much appreciated.

Am skipping Kristins, going once last time was more that enough. This time am intending visiting old Phuket town and checking out the fish bowls, and sampling Katherine's massage as it has been raved about here. Am also restricting my lady drinks budget in the beer halls and go go's, though late night visits to Seduction, Hollywood and Tiger discos to pick up are definitely on the must do list. Last three days I intend to be a GFE experience with a sweet little massage honey that I met last time and have kept in touch with using LINE, I consider that will be my are, are & RR (rest relaxation and raunchy rooting).

[FL Hawk]

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

Yes! I may be there in a month. Your reports thus far have been most helpful.

[Sid64]

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

[Bang4444]

For the second day we had planned for Phi Phi island.

It was whole day trip, we were damn tired while coming back due to snorkeling, swimming etc.

It was late 10 in night when we reached hotel near Christine massage.

After dinner and shower, thought of having some action.

So started walking down the street searching for good massage girl.

I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.

Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).

Went first floor with her. Room was terribly small. Just having space for one mattress. Wood partitioning but one can hear what's going on on other side.

I was asked to wait and remove clothes. She came back with her kit.

She started massage which continued for 20 minutes apprx.

Then she whispered on my ear what I want? I said everything. She said 2000. Negotiated for 1800 including oil massage.

She removed her bra, wow man. Firm, white and perfect 34 size I guess.

Started BJ, she was good on that. She had long hair but has tied, I asked her to loosen the hair.

She was on south while I was enjoying long hair.

It continued for long time.

She asked if I want main course, I asked to continue BJ for some time, if it doesn't come then we should start.

It didn't come in next few minutes so we started deed.

I tried some positions which were possible in that place.

Overall a nice experience.

[Delbhoy]

Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

Thanks Aussie Tiger for the reply much appreciated.

Del

[Ekspat]

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls

What do you expect? That the prices have came down significantly?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del

Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

[Delbhoy]

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del