Phuket Reports

[El Frances]

This is Churroman reporting from Patong Beach.

The experience is a bit of a novelty, but it was better than any soapy massages I got in Bangkok including Annies and Tulip.

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If you consider Annies or Tulip as a reference in BKK, no wonder you liked Christin's !

[FKKguide]

Thaks for the advise.

Do you know if there is any opportunity to get the FS at the golf club or will the management give me trouble if I tell them that I am expecting a massage lady after the round of golf? I also would like to know if you know if there is any private room at the golf club we can use for the 'massage'?

Thanks,

Kirsia

That would be up to the golf club. Why would a massage after sports raise any eyebrows, especially in the LOS. And no matter what ending., this will be a REAL massage.

[Stew2]

Thanks for the advise!

We are staying at Kata Beach. I am not to keen on renting a motorbike. Like I said my opportunties are limited. I need to order the massage without anyone knowing it and I want to keep it low key. Hence ordering the massage to the golf club. I am the only one playing golf so ordering a massage followed by FS to the golf club would be the perfect combo.

Thanks for the price info!

/Kirsia

Back in June 09 I stayed in Kata and posted 3 reports on massages and bars (esp. Elephant Bar). I saw lots of promising looking massage places and tried a couple with good results. No problem finding a good one there.

[Kirsia123]

Thanks for the advise!

We are staying at Kata Beach. I am not to keen on renting a motorbike. Like I said my opportunties are limited. I need to order the massage without anyone knowing it and I want to keep it low key. Hence ordering the massage to the golf club. I am the only one playing golf so ordering a massage followed by FS to the golf club would be the perfect combo.

Thanks for the price info!

/Kirsia

What part off phuket are you staying? Are you in patong? Even if you are not, hire a motorbike and there are endless massage parlors in and out off patong. Generally about 300 or 400 bhat for massage then up to you to negotiate the price for extras. 1500 to 2000 for full sex. Some stunners in massage parlours.

[Kirsia123]

Thaks for the advise.

Do you know if there is any opportunity to get the FS at the golf club or will the management give me trouble if I tell them that I am expecting a massage lady after the round of golf? I also would like to know if you know if there is any private room at the golf club we can use for the 'massage'?

Thanks,
/Kirsia

Check the Phuketgazette.com calssified adverts for massage services to your room, home or office.

Figure about 300-500 THB plus same amount tip for FS.

You certeinly will get a good Thai massage, the extra services are negotiable if she turns you on.

[FKKguide]

Back home now, but curious if there are any short time motels near walking street in Patong. I tried a few guesthouses, but all booked.

I managed to sneak away from the missus, and saw serious talent everywhere, but nowhere to take them.

No "motels"in TH, only overpriced resorts &spas and cheap guesthouses. Two clean ones near Bangla Road: 'Hot Curry" and 'ADD Mansion' (500-800 THB/night) on Rat-U-Thit 200 Road, corner of Soi Kapsap. Avoid the Skol Inn nearby.

Have fun!

[FKKguide]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia

Check the Phuketgazette.com calssified adverts for massage services to your room, home or office.

Figure about 300-500 THB plus same amount tip for FS.

You certeinly will get a good Thai massage, the extra services are negotiable if she turns you on.

[JohnnyBraz]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia

What part off phuket are you staying? Are you in patong? Even if you are not, hire a motorbike and there are endless massage parlors in and out off patong. Generally about 300 or 400 bhat for massage then up to you to negotiate the price for extras. 1500 to 2000 for full sex. Some stunners in massage parlours.

[Kirsia123]

Opinion guys? Did I "steal" from them?

Of course you did. Once you strike a deal, you need to keep your end of the bargain!

/Kirsia

[Kirsia123]

Hello fellow mongers!

I am soon heading our to Phuket but I have company, i.e. my opportunities to get action is very limited.

The only opportunity I can think of is if it is possible to get some massage followed by FS at the golf club after a round of golf.

Any advise is highly appreciated. PM me if you got any good contact details.

/Kirsia

[Jack Rabbit]

Back home now, but curious if there are any short time motels near walking street in Patong. I tried a few guesthouses, but all booked.

I managed to sneak away from the missus, and saw serious talent everywhere, but nowhere to take them.

[Boinky Boinky]

The Bangkok MP threads are great. You can find the biggest massage places, the glitziest, the wildest etc.

While appreciating that Phuket is on a much smaller scale. Apart from Cristins I didn't see any other major establishments. Is there one massage place on the island that stands out in terms of really attractive women?

The ones in Karon seemed a bit grim. Nai Harn had a few good ones, but it's hit and miss whether they'll oblige you with BJ or FS. So what would be the pick of the places for good-looking masseuses on Phuket?

[JohnnyBraz]

Are there any busty Thai girls in Phuket? I mean see or preferably the Cups. Peferably slim 'n stacked. I don't care if they are bolted or not. Am tring to decide between Phuket or Pattya whwn I visit Bangkok in March. Thanks and happy mongering!

in patong you will find occasional girl with big natural tits. Best place would be the nightclubs. Hollywood (bangler road), tiger (bangler road) or tiapan (top off bangler road on rat you thit. I managed to find a few busty women in these places. Looked almost like european womens bodys. Remember if they have silicon tits they are 90% ladyboys.

[Jack Rabbit]

For the record, I am an Asia expat, living in Korea, frequently offering advice to fellow punters. My questions for information were legitimate. Unfortunately, it seems that some expats in Thailand (particularly Phuket) seem fairly defensive on this site, and unwilling to provide basic information. Very strange behavior indeed.

[Run Mann]

Cartman here.

In Phuket for a few days. Went to Soi Eric last night (off Bangla) and ended up at a bar on the right hand side farther down the Soi towards the toilet.

She also has a Chinese tattoo on her let shoulder. Pat spoke good English and seemed fun, so I wanted to take her for ST. Bar fine was 500BHT and she said 1500 for ST.

Had a playful walk back to my hotel. Inside, we sat on the sofa and chatted / played a bit -- I took a few photos as she was undressing. She hit the shower and while she was in it, her phone rang (she missed the call). She gets out, and checks the missed call, and calls back. This is around 12.40am. So begins a 15+ minute conversation she has while I shower and then go sit on the sofa. She remains in the bedroom and then bathroom, having what seems like a fairly heated / pouty conversation.

Then she finally comes out all teary-eyed and says she has to go. She's close to crying. I'm like, WTF? She offers (w/o my asking) to give me my 500BHT bar fine back.

All I'm thinking is, WTF just happened?? I figure maybe she handed me a fake 1000BHT note so I'd give her real change (500BHT) but that seems unlikely and a lot of effort for 500BHT. I also checked my room for any planted things (drugs etc) or missing things or leave-behinds -- thinking maybe she'd come back with a posse or the police or something. But I didn't see anything.

Hell, up until she called back whomever called her, she seemed good to go.

Anyone ever have something like this happen? Is it a scam I'm not seeing? Thoughts?
Thx.
Cartman

Not sure if this is a shoot or not, but the obvious answer would be; her Thai BF or sponsor called and she was not where she was supposed to be or not meeting expectations. Happens all the time but many of these girls are usually experts at smoothing things over with the callers on the other end of the phone so they can continue to conduct business. Odd that it turned out this way in your situation, but based on what you wrote, I don't see any scam here.