Phuket Reports

[CleanShave]

1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. Are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.

I've had a number of threesomes in Pattaya but I suspect the principle is the same in Phuket. In a bar I simply get chatting with two girls and invariably one of them asks about 'bom bom'. I say that it's too difficult to choose and suggest that I take both of them. They invariably agree and at that point I say that it is conditional on some interaction.

[Wolvenvacht]

1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.

This answer is not specific for Phuket, more general in nature.

Best way to arrange for a threesome is to pick one girl and ask her to choose a friend to join. Just putting together two random girls is unlikely to work well. Mind you, you will probably end up with "serial" encounters: I. E. One girl playing with you and the other watching (or checking her smartphone) and then switching. You will have to give good and clear directions to them to approach something resembling a "real" threesome with all three of you busy with each other at the same time. And even then, the girls will focus on you and not on each other. If watching some bi / lesbian action is your big thing, then you will have to discuss that before you pick the girls.

The cost will be the sum of the LT price for each girl. And perhaps a joiner fee for the hotel as most will accept 1 guest for free, but two guests will trigger a joiner fee. Check with your hotel beforehand and if a joiner fee is asked then insist it includes extra towels and toiletries (there are always not enough towels in such case).

Most girls won't do anal. Again, "ask before you buy"!

[NnRecruit]

1. I want to have a threesome with 2 girls. What's the best way to get that either from a bar or club (not go go). What would be the approx cost for LT?

2. Are most girls OK with doing anal?

Planning to go in Feb, will share experience after that. Thanks.

[Sunlover2]

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

http://sex-holidays.com/

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

These types of all-inclusive vacation packages are quite prevalent in the Dominican Republic. OK I guess if you are looking for a turn-key solution, but the price is sky high relative to what you could easily arrange on your own.

SL.

[Sunlover2]

"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

I have seen the term Civilians used in BDSM circles. They are people who do not actively participate in the scene or just dabble around the fringes. In this case think very-semi-pro or merely curious.

Some professionals can be duds and some occasional players can be fantastic. Mongering is a hit and miss hobby. But I would expect a certain level of engagement in an established shop, with the mamasan being the recourse option.

SL.

[Wolvenvacht]

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

http://sex-holidays.com/

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

I don't think it is a fraud, it is simply too expensive. You can arrange all that yourself at a fraction of the cost.

It is so easy to get a friendly companion in Thailand: I never understood why one should need escort services or pre-packaged sex-holidays in Thailand.

[SilverEdge02]

Hi all,

Found this website while planning my vacation to Phuket.

http://sex-holidays.com/

Anybody can verify or used this company?? Or is it some kind of fraud.

[TonyIndian]

"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

A professional not any girl off the street.

[Wolvenvacht]

It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.

"Civilian women" Where you expecting some military women?

[TonyIndian]

If anybody wants to go to the brothels of Phuket town this weekend (or even tonight), PM me your number.

[TonyIndian]

I was there last night and fucked a white girl for Christmas but there is one old ugly looking ***** there that is very rude and offensive. She came over to me and offered to dance, I said no thank you. She asked "why not" and I tried to be polite and just smiled and said "not now". And the ***** goes to me "why you come here, you can just watch on internet". She went off before I could tell her that I didn't want her to dance for me because she was ugly.

I hate the fact that there are so many Indians in Moulin Rouge, it brings me a bad reputation because most of them don't tip well (or at all). But some of the girls know me by now, considering I live here and am not the average cheap charlie tourist.

[TonyIndian]

I'm extremely disappointed by the service at Mona Lisa in Phuket town. They have some nice looking girls but they are all asbolute flops when it comes to performance in bed. I've tried 3 different girls and between my friends and me we have covered almost all of them. Same report. Good looks but bad lays.

It seems that some of these places will hire just anyone, even a good looking civilian woman.

That is not what I expect when I go to a Brothel. I expect a good fuck. Women in brothels need to be trained.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all,

Heading to Patong tomorrow (23/12) for a week. Have been reading up for a while so thanks for all the great info. Things have been a bit quiet lately so any update from locals or recent visitors would be much appreciated. Either forum reply or by PM.

I'm mid 50's, fit, experienced and traveled, but never before to Thailand, so will be looking for quality and memorable, possibly once off experiences.

Interested in massages, incl. Christine's for a fishbowl and soapy, also Thai LT threesomes or more some, and Russian threesomes if that's possible to arrange "safely" - is Seduction still best for picking up Russian FLs?

Tho my ideal dream / reality would be to hookup with a GFE for the stat who would be happy to arrange and indulge in these with me. Suggestions / thoughts.

Have to fit this in around a PADI certification scuba course, so will be wanting to hookup quickly, and not looking around for too t long. Happy to barter and not overpay as mindful of being in your backyard.

[Mr Happy Feet]

I made a second trip to Phuket last week. Honestly, I don't have a lot of new info to share but will report for S&G. From the airport, I decided to try the bus / mini van option for a mere 180 be. It had been a long day of flights, but I figured what the hell. Turned out to be a great decision. I paid the fee, got a ticket, started asking which bus, which van. In no time, a girl put me in the right line and minutes later I was on my way with 8 others. It was a rainy, stormy night but we had the safety and cool AC of a quality minivan. It even had working seatbelts. We stopped half-way to ensure they could get us all to the correct hotel in one van and that the driver was good to go. Also, gave us time for bathroom or water. We were back on the road but as we got closer to the road construction traffic really got bad. Again, I was glad to be in the roomy van. I got dropped off a few blocks from my be&be, the Patong Beach be&be. I wanted to try a low-budget (900 be per night) place and it turned out to be a good deal and a good location. I dropped my luggage off and headed to Kristen's Massage for the total package. I sat down with manager, he asked me several questions about what I wanted and helped my choose. I selected number 16 (she is always 16). She has some legit massage experience as well as a rockin' bod. I paid the 3200 ($100) with no regrets. I got an excellent massage, some playful tub time, the full body-to-body experience which she did well using every limb and limb joint she has plus the Russian style. When she had me pretty worked up, she moved me to the bed, put the glove on and let me have about six different positions before I finished. Her service and attitude were good, but she did ask straight-up for a tip which for me is a negative.

The next day I was looking for some afternoon delight so I started wandering through the small streets, alleys, and looking for bars that were just opening. Many bars require their bar girls to return to the bar and get it cleaned and setup. Also, many open by 2 pm. I poked my head into one called Sweet. It is tucked in between a Thai restaurant and a travel place. I asked the mamasan / bartender if she had any girls. She called two that showed up within 10 minutes. There was no pressure to buy a drink, but once I had chosen a girl and offered bar fine, she asked me to simply come back at night and buy her a drink. She also offered to do me herself. All of the girls were 30-something with an extra 5 pounds but not at all ugly. I ended up spending two days with one called Pizza. For 1000 be per day, no bar fine, we had a blast and as much boom-boom as I wanted. Also, it turned out the bar was a nice, quiet place to hang.

I moved to Salathai hotel after three days at the be&be and pretty much did everything that I said in my previous report from September (Lobos Bar, Country Bar, BeWell Massage) so I won't re-hash old info. However, I do want to mention that there is a new Arabic restaurant on the same street as Salathai but on the opposite side of the road near the Russian restaurant and the 7-11. Do not eat there. I got horrible food poisoning. Lost a whole day of coitus operations! Repeat do not eat at the new Arabic place.

Supposedly, December is high season, but I did not really notice a difference from September. Except, that the beaches are SO MUCH better with all the gypsy, mafia vendors out of the way.

Overall (logistics, prices, girls), I think Phuket is alright (50-something, middle-income) and I will repeat.

MHF

[Mr Happy Feet]

That should be doable. Most hotels are guest friendly, except for some of the more high-end resorts (when I stayed at the Impiana which has a fabulous location in Patong, they asked 2000 Baht for joiners).

I just did a quick search on Hotels.com. If you want to stay in Patong, you could try Boomerang Inn (close to BYD Lofts which is my favorite, but BYD is obscenely expensive in high season). There are dozens of other available hotels in your price range. You could also try Salathai Resort which was mentioned in this thread not long ago.

-h.

Here is a good link for finding the hotels: http://www.bargirlfriendlyhotels.com...ndly-hotels-2/.

I just returned from another Phuket trip and again thoroughly enjoyed my time at Salathai. I had the Superior Room and I believe they have one class higher. They are a solid three star place, but at your budget you should get four stars.

Enjoy and report.

MHF