Phuket Reports

[Wolvenvacht]

Hi everyone,

I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.

I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.

My question is what if you want more.

Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?

If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?

Thanks!

"a stripper experience with a lap dance"? You must be American!

I am not sure the Thai adult industry is up to that level of sophistication yet.

The next step after having invited a lady to your table and given her a ladydrink is to negotiate with her for sex, either in your hotel room, in the rooms of the agogo-club (if they have some, not all clubs do) or in a short time hotel (the girls will know where to take you).

Prices will vary and are subject to too many variables to calculate accurately, but basically there are only two categories: "short time", i.e. a few hours max with one or two pops and "long time" which is overnight.

Just be clear and open about what you want (don't worry, they won't be shocked as they will have heard it all already) and negotiate her fee. The "barfine" (or "exit fee" as you call it) is usually non-negotiable and has to be paid to the bar. It will be due even if you take her out of the bar even for a very short time.

For actual price levels, read the forum.

[StaticCouch]

Hi guys,

Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.

Thanks!

Avoid Christin, they are rip off, Katherines in the town is much preferred. Well you can download Badoo app on android or iOS for getting a 18-19 yr old, there are plenty. If you are a westerner, they'll fall on your feet! Some of them are absolute stunners. Am already tring to book multiple dates with few.

If you are around till 9th hope to catch up for a drink, I'll be there on 9th.

Stay Safe, Bang Safe!

Static!

[StaticCouch]

So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:

Good report, Seduction is the best club in bangla soi, around 3 am you'll have lot of EU / CIS chics hanging around and waiting to be struck at.

There is a club by the name of "Famous Club" on top floor of Jungceylon with swimming pool, when I was there last month it was closed, not sure if it has shut down. Sound is on 3rd floor of Jceylon I guess, heard it is amazing but couldn't go there. Will look for your report.

[PaulAlbert78]

Hi guys,

Just a few questions about Patong. I have RTFF, the Bali forum was very helpful last year, and I was wondering where I can find massage with 18-19 year old Thai girls. I know that massage can be found pretty much anywhere in Patong ie Christian Massage and on Soi Kepsup. How many young Thai girls are there offering their services at those places. Also, can you find HJ, BJ and FS at most massage places in Patong or are Christian Massage and Soi Kepsup the best options.

Thanks!

[KevinSBo]

So, it's been my 4th day in Phuket today, and tomorrow I'll be taking off! Going to split it all in different days so it's all nice and structured:

1 st Day: I called it Drama Night. This night I went directly to some beer bars where, played a bit of pool and started warm-up drinking, as I was planning to hit the Discos. Was there a bit too early, I'd say 12:30 or 1 am should be the perfect time to start going into the club scene. Started with Hollywood, then off to Tiger, where I ended my night. It is far more crowded and the choice of FL is really huge here! If patient, they'll pretty much come to you and also between 1 Am and 3 Am there'll be different sets of girls coming and going. Some of these FL are professionals or semi-professionals as in beauty saloon workers, or massage or what not? Left with a professional that was doing some twerking dances and smiling very joyfully all evening, after I played a couple of rounds of pool with her, just to create some rapport. Agreed on 2 K for LT and left. When talking to the cab drivers she said she's got her scooter here and I want we can go w it, and so we did.

Once at home. Drama starts! As I come out of the shower I see her with the phone, watching a video that was just sent to her, of her whole family dining together. So she starts a story about how she misses them and sees them very seldom, but sends them money and how she is only one and makes the sacrifice for all of them. Which got to say, seemed very very honest. I was truly moved by this, don't know if it was true or not. Anyway, even though she gotten me really horny in the club, I was kinda put off by this, so I said let's take it really easy. And so we did. Was really kind loving to her and made her feel good. Or what seemed to be back to normal. As she started BJ and I started enjoying myself. I started pushing myself deeper in her mouth, at some point she just snapped and stood up, and turned her back on my. Complaining that we men are all the same and just sweet talk and bullshit. So I gave her 5 minutes and said if she doesn't change the attitude she has to leave. Did her best but I couldn't get a full boner anymore, so I let her blow me till I finished. Then she slept all night. Couldn't wake her up at any point. In the morning she was sick, like temperature and puking so I just sent her off, giving her 1 K, of the 2 K promised, as I felt she didn't deserve it. Was a bit upset but didn't have much to argue, so she left.

2nd Day: Massage during the day, near Bangla - 800 total w HJ. Later Disco again and this time I discovered Illusion Disco. Not that many FL but really good show they're putting on there. I would really advise you to go, even only just for a drink, to see the show and also take a [CodeWord140] to get your bones and joints cracked by the apparently. Very professional dude in the bathroom. Ended up picking up another FL, very late this night, in the Tiger disco, again. Actually she was one of the very few that came on to me in Tiger that night, and the FL from the previous night was there too, so I was thinking she must have spread the word that I didn't want to pay what we 1st agreed on. Maybe just a bit of paranoia again haha. So this Semi-Professional a bit drunk, took like 10 minutes to take me she was working in a beauty saloon and she "really really likes me" and she would really want to go with me, but she would like some money. Seeing this as a good opportunity to bargain I said 1. 5 for all night and she agreed. In the hotel she turned out to be even hotter than in the club as her back was covered in a really cool tattoo, and so was one of her thigh. Se was very careful, in her drunkenness and aimed to please me to the max. Turned out to be a squirter and destroyed my bed sheets. I was exhausted after 2 rounds as I had taken some Kamagra gel before (which BTW is really good, but I feel it is making it very hard to cum), and it took for ever to finish the 2nd time, so I let her off the hook and she was happy to leave. Gave her 2 K as she was a really sweet girl, and I enjoyed her goal oriented attitude!

4th day: Got out to Bangla late, like 22- 22:30. 1st went to an oily, but they were asking form 3. 6 K for 70 minutes or something like that- Christi Massage, close to the shopping area in Bangla. Skipped. Dinner and started with some go go bar and then to clubs again. This night, the new discovery was Seduction Club. Seemed a bit more up-scale than Tiger and Hollywood, and so did Illusion, for that matter. Talked to a few girls in Seduction but none of them seemed to want to leave the club yet. Here were some European girls also, that were having a great deal of fun, and I don't think they were working. All in all, good looking people here and also a few "classy" FL. Talked to one of them, didn't even get to ask for the price because she was at some table w some dudes and didn't seem like she was available. Left her and the club for Illusion, where in less than 30 minutes she showed up also. Seeing how happy the girl from night 2 was, when I gave her 2 K, got me into coming up w a new strategy, a good one I think. She asked for 2 K for all night. So I told this hottie, we'll do like this: I give you 1.5 K no matter what. And if I really like you, I will give you 2 K, I promise. She went for it happily, telling me on the way home that she will make me never forget this night and all. Good motivation apparently! And so she did! She was really epic, had some great skills and as I was on the Kamagra again, it went on and on. 2 times during the night and once more in the morning. Great success. Gave her 2 K and a round of applause on her butt cheeks and we parted, both really satisfied.

Tonight Is going to be my last night out here, and I have done a bit of research today and found there is a really cool club called Soun Club. Images on google look fantastic. So I'll put on a shirt and go there, to start the night off. I will come back with an update on how it was.

From what I've been reading here lately (didn't go very far back) - there wasn't much info on the clubbing scene, so I hope I hope you won't fall asleep reading my detailed report of Phuket and maybe even enjoy it! : the.

Cheers

[Sid64]

Hi everyone,

I'm off to Phuket and have never really understood GoGo bars and was hoping someone could fill in the blanks.

I have been twice and basically gotten girls lady drinks, they sit next to you and a bit of touching.

My question is what if you want more.

Lets say for example you want a stripper experience with a lap dance. Do these places in Phuket have rooms for lap dances?

If so, what would be the cost? What about HJ? Does that go on here or would you need to pay rent for the room or pay a exit fee for them?

Thanks!

[DwayneJohnson]

she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.

That's the general pattern I have observed with Thai girls. They keep one or two ATM's and few fuckbuddies who they see as a potential ATM. Key is not to hang around one girl for too long, it's easy to fall in love and become an ATM. I have met few genuine non working girls and they all hate other Thai girls for this behavior (may be because they are content with one and only ATM for life.).

Enjoy Phuket mate.

[ZackJhono]

Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?

300 -400 baht for the massage and 500 for a HJ.

I prefer FS at my hotel.

[Sid64]

Nice stuff ZackJhono. What rate are you getting for your soapys?

[ZackJhono]

I feel I've struck gold with my selection of Mo last night. She's 1.70 metres tall and 65 kgs but what gorgeous body. I'm 1.83 m and 100 so she really does it for me. Milk white smooth skin and a recent upgrade to what looks like see to the cups. She says 500 ML. I don't know exactly what that means but I love them boobs. With the help of Kamagra we did it 3 times last night and once again this morning. She's an easy 8 to 9 out of 10. I'm tempted to ask her to stay and just pay the fine to the massage shop of 500 baht. She's happy with 2000 baht a day. The only thing that worries me is that she love's bling and says she has a sponsor from Malaysia. Talks a lot about shopping. I don't want to be an ATM machine during the day so I guess I will stick to just nights with her if she agrees.

Any thoughts from fellow punters would be appreciated. You guys saved me with the whole lady drink scenario with Nat earlier in the week so your thoughts are most welcome.

[ZackJhono]

Arrived here late Saturday night. Checked in to my hotel Casa Jip totally GF opposite Christin massage. Found them on guest friendly hotel site at 1 200 baht night. Hotel next door with bar downstairs is 500 baht a night but they had no water for almost 2 days. I chose well.

On Sunday proceeded to meet all my chat contacts from Tango. All a waste of time. If they were not ladyboys then they were gold diggers with every sad story in the book. I thought I was on with this girl Nat who worked in a bar on Bangla but after she took me out for drinks for her and her friends I ended it and took a taxi. Haven't heard from her since. I invited her to my hotel but she made every excuse possible and avoided.

On Sunday had a oily at a nearby MP and rested off my jet lag. I must say Badoo has worked wonders.

On Monday met Yaya on badoo. She's older at 35 but a nice little package. I negotiated an all night for 1500 baht. She brought a younger friend Lisa who was 27 and a smoking hot bod. Yaya was upset as Lisa had all my attention so I sent her away with 1000 baht in the middle of the night. Lisa was a sex machine with honors in oral.

Total damage for the night 2500 baht.

On Tuesday took the bus from the beach to Phuket town which at 30 baht is way cheaper than a taxis 800 baht. I had been to Christin before so Katherine's was on my to do list. I must say I was disappointed with the lineup which incidentally has not changed in the last month. All the girls looked worn out and shabbily dressed. I felt very intimidated with the 3 dudes there. They were definitely some type of mafia. I got there at 15 h45 and he refused to give me the 16 h00 special which is 600 baht cheaper. I followed the advice of some of the more knowledgeable ISG members and chose the one that smiled at me. She was a 26 from BKK, short and nice ass. Doggy was great.

Total damage include bus fares both ways 2660 baht.

On Wednesday had my daily oily and relaxed. Wanted something different. Met Poo Poo on Badoo and hooked up at a bar close to my hotel. She was nothing like her pics and I paid for drinks gave her taxi fare and returned to my hotel. It was pissing rain for a few hours and then my Badoo message rings. It's Lisa. She wants to hook up. She got to my hotel and it was more awesome than my first time with her. She is a little shy buy once she gets going I couldn't keep up. Needed red bull breaks as the Kamagra gel was not saying Hello. Awesome night.

Total damage 1500 baht plus 500 baht tip.

Tonight I'm meeting Mo. Another chick from Badoo who works down the street at a MP day shift. I've negotiated 1500 baht for LT and a tip if I'm happy. She agreed. Now walking around looking for a massage.

I must say I'm very happy not paying for lady drinks and bar fines which I feel is a total con. Just watch your spend on food, hotels and Tuk Tuk and you will have plenty for the important stuff like alcohol and women. I'm planning 3 days in BKK next week but I have not had this much action in a while. I don't know how much my body can take. May just settle on the occasional bar girl. Or gogo. Have my oilies and relax on the beach instead. The only plane I want to see is on the way home.

[StaticCouch]

Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks!

Karon / Kata are more up market place to stay so buffet of chics if you are looking for would be not as per taste, though there were some reports of few massage places around Karon in the forum.

If you fancy come down to the melting bowl. Patong area, here the buffet is more enticing and yummy! Read my report on a Gem I cought near Safari Beach Hotel near Bangla Soi. Well, she was one of the best Thai Chic till date. What a rack and skills!

I do not think you'll get BJ bars as in BKK here, at least I've not noticed.

[Harry Dude]

Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks!

I would suggest you go to the big traffic circle in Karon (there is only one traffic circle in Karon so you can't go wrong) - it should be a 10-15 minute walk from Movenpick. There are a couple of massage places on the second floor of the building just at the northern entrance to the traffic circle. They will provide massage and full service on premises. You can be in and out in 30 minutes if you like.

Google maps say there is a restaurant called Ratchani Seafood on the ground floor in this building.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ratchani+Seafood/@7.8494576,98.2931474,20z

[NZMark]

Hi guys,

New to the forum here. I'm staying at Karon in the Movenpick Hotel with some friends who frown on the mongering available at the beach further up north (hence staying at Karon). I'm after some good quick action to be had around the area I'm staying. I really liked the BJ bars in BKK having visited Kangaroo Bar and another one (Star something. Can't remember). The go in, get serviced, and leave idea really is what I'm looking for. Not endless drinks etc.

Can anyone suggest me some good places to visit? Ideally BJ bars or some good short time places with rooms onsite? As I'm happy with BJ bars it's clear I'm not looking for quality girls Just someone to service me!

Even if you guys have any contacts it would be good.

Thanks!

[Bang4444]

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

Thank you sid.