Phuket Reports

[GDreams]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

Expat Central.

[Steve 9696]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

The RMar is really nice, reasonable, and a short walk to Bangla Rd. Just the right distance. It is amazing wedged in the middle. You'd never know its there. Girl friendly. Real home run IMO.

[KlSwingerKl]

Hi,

Anyone can suggest very clean, good size room and reasonable rate Guest friendly hotel closeby to Bangla road at Patong?

Am planning a trip to Phuket with my swing partner for some are&are and maybe even try group action with white guys for her since its always a fantasy for my partner. A guest friendly hotel will be needed if this happens. I also want to be close to Patong happening sites or at least a 5-10 mts walk to Bangla Road.

[Handel]

Any recommendations for a guy staying on the east side of Phuket in the area south of Monkey Hill?

[SlapShot10]

I was traveling with a buddy, so it was a 50/50 kind of trip, but there were some highlights.

Night 1: Tour de Patong. We posted up on Bangla, had some beers, and eased into the sensory overload. Eventually, I found myself alone at Seduction (maybe), and talking to a cute hostess. I then noticed a crowd of girls going into Illuzion nightclub. This place is a fairly legit club, and was free entry. There was a live show going on, and the vibe was amazing. I found myself snaking through the crowd, dancing with girls of my choice. I found one really short girl, that wasn't toothpick thin; cute face. I danced with her, and I don't know if it was the quote, or she wanted to stay with friends, or whatever. But I moved onto some one else. Found myself with (3 photos below) a fun girl with a great body. She has braces, and a lot of ink, but she had great energy. I was hammered, wanting to go home (just arrived from Europe), but she managed to keep me out for a couple more drinks, so she could dance. 2 pops (one in the morning) - 3. 000 THB. In my mind: $100 at 4 am, drunk, and with a good-looking girl I was having fun with. Apologies if I've ruined the local market. I have her contact info. She also came back on Night 3, for 2. 000 THB. Same deal. She wanted to come back on Nights 2, 4, & 5, but that's just not going to happen.

Night 2: We ended up in Tiger Bar, where we found a place showing hockey games: Funk 2 (a few spots in on the left side). There was a baby seal-eyed girl that had thick hair, and was very playful. We sat down and got our asses handed to us in some bar games. I kind of forced my buddy to take her friend. The two of them came back (photo together, below), and I had a good time. 2 pops and she offered to make breakfast (during negotiation), but our hot plate was broken in the apartment. Unfortunately, based on my math, this is just about where I had 2 watches mysteriously go missing. Conveniently, it was also the only time I did not collect contact information, of any form. Now, it could have been either of them. I did see them a couple nights later, without yet knowing I was missing watches, and they were friendly. I'm not 100%, but based on photos, memory, and hunch.

Night 3: See above for the ending. However, we did run around the girly bars, this evening. It was a blast! We started at Harem. Highly recommended. It was almost a bacchanal feel. Lots of girls working (I think this was a Saturday), and lots of customers. Drinks are pricey: 200 THB / beer. They have a 2 girl show on each end of the stage (not anything crazy, but definitely sensual and some groping / spanking), with 2 up in the middle, dancing. This occurs in both sides of the bar. Then, we went to NaughtyGirl for their cheap beer. It was OK. Probably above average for the shitty places. Next up was Suzy Wong. What a shitshow! I have been in this place before, and returned this trip, but tonight was special. Some guy on-stage, getting soaked and covered in chocolate sauce, and none to happy about it. Dozens of girls beating the shit out of everyone, and each other. Lots of over-served gents, toeing the line of appropriateness, but damn. Some of these girls would make a dominatrix (or masochist?) blush.

Night 4: Went to a massage place that was tucked away, across from Happy End Bar. I don't recall the name, but there are places side-by-side, across from HEB. It is the one to the right, if you are looking at them. A decent looking girl (IG photo below) offered me massage+FS. A small group of guys had just gone in, to go upstairs, so I requested to stay downstairs for some privacy. I was on the fence, because my buddy wanted a legit massage, and ended up going next door. I actually did a full lap, around the block, and came back. Well, I want to say the massage was 300 THB. She wanted who knows how much for a menu of items. I told her I had 700 THB and that was it. I was not willing to go to an ATM, and I wanted a massage. She agreed to take the 700 for FS, and got right to it. Then, she wanted to cuddle and talk. She gave a short half-ass massage, then told me I look like her ex-BF and she can't massage me. She was messaging me to come over, but I was perfectly fine with one and done, rather than waiting for her to come over. She also offered to take me to her apartment, down the street, instead of in the parlor. I have contact info.

Night 5: Cruised around, with a morning flight in the back of my mind. Buddy went back early, and I ended up running into the little girl from Illuzion on night 1, as I was calling it a night. Call it luck. She came with me, dressed as if she was going to a rave, almost. Same as the others: 3.000 THB for 2 pops and LT. I didn't have 3. 000 but I gave her over 2.500. She was a little spinner, but thick enough to not worry about her well-being. (Photo below) I have contact info.

Never made it to Christin fish bowl, but had a great time. Took scooters down to Kuta, one day. FYI, don't plan to rip up to the Buddha on the hill, as it's not easily accessible, despite being able to see it from the beach. We took a taxi to Karon, another day.

Royal Baankamnan restaurant has 50 THB beers (accessed from the beach road, and make a right, a block north of Bangla / you can walk back to Bangla through the back of the outdoor club where the trannies get dolled up). Capri, also on the same street, had fair priced Italian food / beer.

When I say I have contact info, it might be phone number, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc. I am not saying I will hand it out, but if I check with them and they are ok with it, then the floodgates are open.

[Decpticon]

Hi mates,

I would be traveling to Phuket in couple of days and any suggestions for good Massage places and who are good at those places. PM is active you can drop a message.

Thanks in advance.

[Gunners1]

Spot on. On both. More lagnuna than Bangtao and us it's the green sign. Enjoy.

G.

Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?

[DavidRim]

Great post Gunners. You may recall I enquired via PM re Kit Kat last year. Well I'm due to be in Phuket again soon and will seek out Just Relax for sure. Is it on Lagoon Road, green sign? More Laguna than BangTao?

Greetings.

I was in Karon beach for a week on a business trips. I had posted previously on this gem of a find Kit Kat at Just relax in bang Tao when I visited last time. I had the itch to try her again as I had a very lack luster massage in Karon that is not worth reporting in the forum. So I decided to head to Bang Tao to meet kit kat. I enquired about a taxi to get there and the fare was 1000 each way. Freak. It's about 15 Kim's from Karon. Now what. My mind was already set. So I got myself a scooter for 250 per day and 4 bottles of gasoline and set off my journey. It's surely far. But the drive was fun. I reached there only to find out that kit kat had her day off. Holy crap I though to myself. This had to happen. There were only 2 girls working at 1200 noon and I told them I came to see kit kat and a younger lady suggested that she can massage me but is afraid she may not live up to KitKat skills. I was in a quandary do I go either her or do I drive back. Initially I made my mind to book 90 kind of KitKat I t now I changed to an hour with a caveat that if I like it I will extend to 90 minutes. I was escorted to the room near the entrance which had a floor mat and an Aircon. I was the only customer. The lady goes be the name Na and she undressed me and washed my feed with a hot towel while I was standing naked in front of her. I lied down while she went away to get the oil.

Her massage was phenomenal. Once she got to my legs and bum she would probe and prod on my crack and scrotum ever so sensually. I was in heaven. I extended to 90 minutes needless to say. The next 45 minutes was spend on deep prostrate massage and heaps of rimming. I had to tell her to slow it down at one point as she had her fingers buried deep in my prostrate while the other hand was reverse milking me.

Time to turn and she massage the rest of my body and finally sat close to me with my things over her with her facing me. If you understand the position!!

And continued to milk me with a finger in my rear. It was spectacular and I came violently that it spewed on her trousers and t shirt. She didn't flinch and continued to empty me. I handed her 1 k THB and went over for a shower. When I came back she had changed her trousers and T-shirt which was a very good sign of personal hygiene. I paid 600 at the counter for 90 minutes.

What I like about this place is there is no mention of extras or money upfront. Unlike the one is Patong. Worth the long drive.

Enjoy folks and till next time.

G.

[Gunners1]

Greetings.

I was in Karon beach for a week on a business trips. I had posted previously on this gem of a find Kit Kat at Just relax in bang Tao when I visited last time. I had the itch to try her again as I had a very lack luster massage in Karon that is not worth reporting in the forum. So I decided to head to Bang Tao to meet kit kat. I enquired about a taxi to get there and the fare was 1000 each way. Freak. It's about 15 Kim's from Karon. Now what. My mind was already set. So I got myself a scooter for 250 per day and 4 bottles of gasoline and set off my journey. It's surely far. But the drive was fun. I reached there only to find out that kit kat had her day off. Holy crap I though to myself. This had to happen. There were only 2 girls working at 1200 noon and I told them I came to see kit kat and a younger lady suggested that she can massage me but is afraid she may not live up to KitKat skills. I was in a quandary do I go either her or do I drive back. Initially I made my mind to book 90 kind of KitKat I t now I changed to an hour with a caveat that if I like it I will extend to 90 minutes. I was escorted to the room near the entrance which had a floor mat and an Aircon. I was the only customer. The lady goes be the name Na and she undressed me and washed my feed with a hot towel while I was standing naked in front of her. I lied down while she went away to get the oil.

Her massage was phenomenal. Once she got to my legs and bum she would probe and prod on my crack and scrotum ever so sensually. I was in heaven. I extended to 90 minutes needless to say. The next 45 minutes was spend on deep prostrate massage and heaps of rimming. I had to tell her to slow it down at one point as she had her fingers buried deep in my prostrate while the other hand was reverse milking me.

Time to turn and she massage the rest of my body and finally sat close to me with my things over her with her facing me. If you understand the position!!

And continued to milk me with a finger in my rear. It was spectacular and I came violently that it spewed on her trousers and t shirt. She didn't flinch and continued to empty me. I handed her 1 k THB and went over for a shower. When I came back she had changed her trousers and T-shirt which was a very good sign of personal hygiene. I paid 600 at the counter for 90 minutes.

What I like about this place is there is no mention of extras or money upfront. Unlike the one is Patong. Worth the long drive.

Enjoy folks and till next time.

G.

[ScaredOfLuv]

I was tempted to try other massage parlours around the area and called The One to enquire as to the cost, it was 2200 for 90 minutes I think, not a bad deal really! Perhaps someone can patronise that place and let us know how it goes.

Decided to check out Katherine's again anyways and picked out a sweet young thing from the menu, the guy looked happy to see me again. I was led up to the room and had a chat with the lady about where she came from and what she was doing, I think we really got into it as we had a decent conversation about where she came from and her education etc. While showering though, she seemed to have a particular interest in cleaning my butt. The massage she gave, was rather bad to be honest, with small presses here and there, mainly because we were way too engrossed in our conversation about the world and travel.

When it was time, she flipped me around, blew me and then fucked me till she was tired and got me to fuck her, boy did she feel good, more so because I was genuinely attracted to her. I actually came within a much lesser time, and told her that too, that I was surprised at how good she was. Truth be told, I don't think she was doing anything particularly extraordinary? I was just very attracted to her. No sucking her pussy or kissing her though, her rules and I respected it..

It sounds like you're talking about the girl who is from Bangkok and boyfriend is Korean living in DC I had her Sunday. Think she's number 58 but I don't remember but I do know she's 22.

[BobLeFapper]

I was tempted to try other massage parlours around the area and called The One to enquire as to the cost, it was 2200 for 90 minutes I think, not a bad deal really! Perhaps someone can patronise that place and let us know how it goes.

Decided to check out Katherine's again anyways and picked out a sweet young thing from the menu, the guy looked happy to see me again. I was led up to the room and had a chat with the lady about where she came from and what she was doing, I think we really got into it as we had a decent conversation about where she came from and her education etc. While showering though, she seemed to have a particular interest in cleaning my butt. The massage she gave, was rather bad to be honest, with small presses here and there, mainly because we were way too engrossed in our conversation about the world and travel.

When it was time, she flipped me around, blew me and then fucked me till she was tired and got me to fuck her, boy did she feel good, more so because I was genuinely attracted to her. I actually came within a much lesser time, and told her that too, that I was surprised at how good she was. Truth be told, I don't think she was doing anything particularly extraordinary? I was just very attracted to her. No sucking her pussy or kissing her though, her rules and I respected it.

What happened next I think is pretty special to me. We just sat and talked, like two human beings. Our topics were quite intimate, her plans for the future, she even showed me her photos, talked about her family, and what she would do, her customers, we took turns showing each other what we liked doing and exchanging photos. I know most would say that sex workers / hookers / prostitutes fake it till you cum and that is true, but this here just felt like chemistry, I was interested in her life and her in mine, despite both of us knowing we would never see each other again. Sure there were some dark moments such as her telling me about some of the points in her life that she wasn't happy about but no one said life was perfect.

I then asked her if she liked doing this, she looked at me and said "No one here is happy doing this", goodness. She is making bank though. I encouraged her to spend that money to put herself through university. She is too smart to be doing this, I wish I had told her that. In any case, she has probably since returned to her home town. As our time neared to an end, the clothes went on and we parted ways, with a tip for her.

[BobLeFapper]

Visited Katherine's massage and the whole experience was pretty good, I really wanted to shoot my load in a girls mouth, got a gal who led me up to the room and she showered me, gave me a massage and had me fuck her in all sorts of positions. The only drawback was that she kept looking at the door, as though she was looking for something else, it did take away from an otherwise good experience.

She was tanned and had a slender body but she really gave a pretty mean massage which left me quite relaxed to the point I was ready to sleep. When the time came to fuck though, it felt quite alright, although I think she started to get tired of being fucked or fucking me and removed the condom to give me oral and a handjob, she was trying to rip my dick off though so I grabbed hold of johnny and stroked myself till I was good and ready to blow my load into her mouth, she told me, rather brusquely, to tell her when I was ready and so I did. She took it like a champ, all of it and asked if I liked it, heck yeah.

Then a shower and off I was, the whole affair took slightly over an hour. Not bad but not the best either as it felt like her attention was elsewhere.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I'm going to Patong Beach for 6 nights next month and was looking to book a higher escort for 5 days for the duration of my trip. I know it's cheaper with bar girls / gogo but I'm looking for a GFE experience. I had booked something with https://alternativephuket.com but decided to cancel as I want to stay in Patong and it seems that phuketplatinumescorts.com offers the same thing for about $1000 less since you're not booking the hotel / villa with them. Has anyone used them or specifically the escort Bowie. I contacted them and based off what I'm looking for (good English speaking and GFE) she was recommended by the owner. I appreciate any feedback.

I don't personally know any people using high end escort services in Thailand since most needs can be covered by picking someone up in all the available venues the popular spots have to offer. Let us know your experience!

[BobLeFapper]

Thanks for reviewing this place, I am planning to go there in the next few months, is it walking distance from Bangla Road? Any heads up that how should I go, I heard that Tuk Tuk are big scammers there. Hope to see more great reports from you.

Depends on your definition of walking distance, I am unaccustomed to the heat even at night so I will sweat buckets even walking a few hundred meters. Instead of Tuktuks, just try hailing a motorbike taxi, there are many around or just random guys in motorbikes.

A motorbike taxi should get you anywhere within Patong under 100 THB but if you do take a Tuktuk, since it seats 4-5, I would think it would cost about or under 200 THB for a lone person.

[BobLeFapper]

Day 2- Tried to find a streetwalker but there doesn't seem to be any, do they only come out at 1 am or something?

Went online instead (the usual ThaiFriendly / LINE route) and found a 23 yo petite freelancer with big tits and agreed on 2500 for 3 hours and 2 shots. This was a lacklustre experience as not only did she come late, she wasn't exactly as pretty as she looked in the picture. That and her huge tits were fake too, something I just can't get around.

Anyways she finally came to my room, and asked for the money first which I handed over (mistake). Off came the clothes and she wanted to dim the lights (they all do). Sucked me off with a condom then proceeded to fuck me, I was allowed to do anything except kiss her face or at least not french kiss her. After about 10-20 mins of fucking, I laid her on her back and tried making her cum, I felt a clench and a gush and asked if she came, she said nope. That was odd, I felt that gush of liquid from her pussy and she even stained the bedsheets!

She was tired, I was tired, but we continued to fuck while she complained that I had too much stamina and that she was going to be here all night. After about an hour since she arrived, I finally came from a handjob and we both just rested. Some time passed and she said she was too tired and wanted to leave, I said it was barely an hour and a half and just a shot, what about a massage? She got dressed and reluctantly gave me a short massage and I guess since her heart wasn't in it, I said goodbye.

All in all, it wasn't bad, but I still felt shortchanged here.

I probably need some help in getting a girl to stick to her end of the bargain, my issue is often that I perhaps exhaust them? (I have heard for the hundredth time that men take like 1-10 minutes to cum) whereas I take a really long time and that makes a girl tired LOL. ANyways, tips appreciated!