Phuket Reports

[Gregbro]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

I am in Patong now, and there are girls everywhere. A lot of hot and beautiful girls who will please you in all ways, in exchange of some Baht. I don't know where you have been during your stay in Phuket, but your statement is totally wrong re Patong. And O will be very surprised if other places in Phuket are emty of women, and that you only can fins somefew and ugly girls. If you not have anything more or else to report, I suggest that you use your time to something more positive than reporting bullshit in this very valuable forum. If anybody wants some advises or telephone numbers to women who will give you a wonderfull experience, you are welcome to send me a private message.

[DwayneJohnson]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

I was there only 5 nights and had 4 beautiful babes.

I picked them from seduction club.

Phuket is amazing place.

During day went to zip-lining, zorbing and scuba diving with them and enjoyed whole night.

Katherine in Phuket town is also pretty good.

May be I am lucky or you are looking at wrong places.

[Mickekung]

I have now been here for 1 week and it is empty of women in all bars everywhere, finishing some old ugly women! Where have all the Thai chicks gone?

[Sonic Bam]

I went to Christin this evening, 5:30 pm. About 30 in the fishbowl. 3,300 Bht for 75 minutes. Massage, bath, one pop.

I chose #62, Jip / Gip from Chiang Mai. Tiny wee thing, 24 years, some evidence of a baby. Room was pretty good. Big, clean, bath, wet area, double bed.

Started with a body to body soapy slide on an inflatable mattress while the bath filled, bath then on to bed for main event. It all felt a bit choreographed and hurried. I could probably been out inside 40 minutes.

[TonyIndian]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Most of them say Massage parlor on the outside. The protocol is that you pick a girl and go with her to one of the hotels nearby. I got shown this area by my Thai friend.

But you have to be careful. Some of them are really crappy places. Katherine is in the nice area though.

[Wolvenvacht]

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

Maybe when business is slow, some of the teller girls in the Bank may be interested too, perhaps. Some of these girls in their bank-uniform look really hot.

[Java Man]

If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

Good to know. But how do you know it's a brothel? I just took stroll using Google street view. Even Katherine Massage has no sign. All the signage is in Thai, (Duh!) But I did find a Bank, LOL. So, how did you stumble into them. (I'm assuming it's easier to spot them at night.) Thanks in advance.

[Terjep]

You are 20 min drive from Patong. The best solution?

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Sorry. Bit of a confusion. I wrote Thalang in my request for info. Turns out I'm at Hilltops at the south end of Surin beach.

Looking forward to info.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Gentlemen,

I'm visiting Phuket in a few weeks. Did quite a bit of RTFF but still need some info if you can help out.

I'm with some sales team people and am booked in some place called Thalang. On the map this looks way far from Patong etc. And unfortunately I'll only be able to slip away a couple of hours a day.

Any ideas on whether there is any action in the Thalang area? Or which would be closest area, as I'm unlikely to be able to find the time to commute to Patong everyday.

Also, could anyone help out in understanding the prevalent rates across the spectrum, right from the lower end to the best places in town. I'm not keen on picking up girls from the bars. So good soapies, massage joints and brothels is possible. My objective is half a dozen trips if I can manage.

Thanks

[TonyIndian]

I would highly appreciate the phone numbers of Russian (or any other attractive caucasian) ladies who work independently on Phuket.

[TonyIndian]

Definitely worth visiting. They are unspoilt and off the tourist trail. They are patronized by the local mafia and wealthy Thais.

There are several classes of brothels. The cheap ones start at 300 B-600 B and are shit. Some of the girls are nice looking, but the rooms are dingy and dirty. Not recommended.

In the nice places they start at 1500 (90 minutes).

Amazing quality and performance. Very good looking girls that fuck like professionals, MUCH better than the bar girls.

Here's a video, as a sample of the quality that is available. This girl was an underwear model from Bangkok. Cost: 2800 B for 90 minutes including jacuzzi bath and massage:

http://tinypic.com/r/25g9ro3/8

(Sorry Jackson, tried to attach the video but got the error "video. Zip. Upload of file failed. ".

If you want to go there I could ride with you. I live at Rawai beach but currently I don't have a car so if you can pick me up I am down for a night out to Phuket Town. If you go on your own, just find your way to Katherine massage, and walk around the blocks near it, this is the red light district. There are about 20 nice brothels in that block.

[AirlineCrew]

Hey guys,

Just read this on craigslist:

http://bangkok.craigslist.co.th/cas/4737114899.html

Now before the trolls come out and tell me I'm a loser for using CL in Thailand, I know you don't need CL in Thailand to get laid. It's called entertainment reading so crawl back under your bridges LOL.

On Topic:

Scary shit, so always wear a condom and stay clear from this girl.

Oh and BTW, not my add, never been to Phuket.

Wow I might have saved your lives just now, you are welcome!

I'm such a hero LOL.

Cheers.

ALC

[Lanthano]

After a somewhat mixed experience in Bangkok, I'm looking for some good options for short time night fun (and release) next to checking out the bars at night.

Before saying RTFF, I've done my research and want some personal up to date recommendations for Patong. Which massage? Which go go bar? Which nightclub is the best?

Any good massage options in Patong besides Christines (which I read costs well over 2 k baht).

Thank you for any light you can shed on these questions.

[Mr Happy Feet]

One thing I did not find was a bar open in the morning that had bar girls for St take out. Does anyone know of any? I remember you could have that in Pattaya: basically you could order a cup of coffee and a Big. I am going back to Patong in December and hope to find this.

MHF