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05-09-06 07:31 #932
Posts: 17Dont stay at Tara Patong Beach Hotel
I was booked too stay at the Tara Patong Beach Hotel. I have stayed there several times before and recommended to friends and business associates. The hotel has a new management and the service, attitude and friendliness is totally changed. I had booked a Super Deluxe room for two guests (2950 THB a night)
During Check in they ask me how many persons are staying and I told them 2 guests. Then the front desk girl tells me that if I want to bring inn guest for the night it’s a additional charge of ONE THOUSAND BAHT!!!!!
They have also closed the hotel entrance close to the beach after 11 o’clock in the evening; you have to walk around the block. The guards were rude, impolite and did not speak a single word English.
SO MY RECOMENDETION: DONT STAY AT THIS HOTEL
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05-08-06 14:03 #931
Posts: 166Originally Posted by Panya
Fantasia's line-up is at best mediocre with many girls over 25 and above and at times they have nearly 120 ladies with about 10% who are up to grade. Then, some of the older girls have great attitude.
2) Pink Chamois in the basement of the Metropole hotel has been the top take out joint in town for a long time.
However, the lineup of take-out ladies is ever changing with ladies coming and going and sometimes, its very good while other times, it's poor.
For the ladies behind the bar, some are cute and all are young. You can get them into bed but they are more comfortable with members and regulars and there is some "courtship" involved in getting them into bed. A few drinks offerred helps in warming them up.
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05-08-06 11:02 #930
Posts: 268Phuket Fun
I have been to Phuket about 4 times in the past 1 1/2 years, twice with my family during which there wasn't any opportunity to look for any action.
On the other 2 times, it was with a mongering group from Bangkok, and I must say that we had a real grand time. Of course, being an island where the main attraction is the sun and beach, it cannot compare with Bangkok -- no way!
However, I just came back last night from a golf/monger trip, and here's the report.
DAY 1 : Arrived in the morning from Bangkok, and proceeded straight to Phuket Country Club for one round. It was an absolute disaster as we were totally rained out after just 4 holes. After waiting for quite a bit, the rain seemed to dissipate, so we continued to play, and again it rained cats and dogs. We finally gave up; anybody ever hear the Thai saying that 'never trust the weather and the women in Phuket'?
We left the club and proceeded to check-in at the Metropole Hotel in downtown Phuket, and as everybody was feeling soddend and weary from the rain, we decided to have a traditional massage. Found that the one at the hotel was fully booked, so proceeded to the Royal Thavorn. I decided to choose a younger lady, and regretted it, as her technique was really [CodeWord140] poor, more like using her fingers to poke me, as compared to the firm, continuous pressure of traditional massage. I was in more pain at the end of the session than before I went in!
We came out from the massage feeling hungry, and had dinner at the Laem Hin, which was okay, except that somehow it has become infested with mosquitoes!
After dinner, we made a beeline for Fantasia, a nightclub with karaoke. There were about 30-40 girls available, and we each selected one to take back for the entire night. Cost about Baht 4,000 per girl for the whole night.
My girl was a slim, petite 5ft 2in, about 7/10 in terms of looks. She came with 36-B and I was surprised to learn that she's already 30 years old -- maybe because of her petiteness, she looked about 24 years old to me.
We started with a shower, and brushed our teeth. I was chagrined to smell that she had bad breath, even after brushing her teeth!! I suspect that she has a decaying cavity, and in the process of brushing, worked it up, and hence the odour.
Anyway, it was a pretty good session, as she was all wet after I diddled her clitoris with my finger. I mounted in the missionary, and was delighted that she was still quite tight. Shot my load, and we fell asleep. I woke up in the early morning due to a stomach ache and sat for almost 1 hour on the john. Contemplated having another round with her, but just couldn't forget the bad breath, so decided to pass.
DAY 2 : Woke up and headed for another round of golf at the same club; again, it rained like cats and dogs, but the rest of my friends insisted that we had to complete 18 holes no matter what it took. So, you can just imagine the torture of being soaking wet, etc. etc.
Went looking for traditional massage after the game, and again ended up at the Royal Thavorn. This time I selected oil massage, and with the lights dimmed so low, and the gentle, soft hands of the ML, I was in the mood.
Paid her Baht 1,000 for a FJ as she was more than 30 years old. While pumping away, I asked for anal, and said that I will give her an additional 500 baht -- she agreed, but unfortunately, I could not really get the entire shaft in, since she kept moving away. Finally, decided to just stick with the pussy, and finished off there.
Went for dinner up the hill at Tun-ka Restaurant, serving Thai food, and it was simply DELICIOUS!!
After that, we headed for Rome Place Hotel, and checked out the girls on the 4th Floor. There were about 10 girls available, all no older than 23 years. Picked a 19-year old looker, and made an appointment for them to meet us at our hotel at 10.30pm.
We went back to our hotel, and decided to relax at the Lobby Lounge, while waiting for the girls. To our surprise, we found out that the club at the basement had some of the best looking girls we had ever come acros in Phuket, and they were available for take-out to our hotel rooms as well. Jeez ... we had been wasting our time cruising around looking for action at mediocre places! Even though my 19-year old from Rome Place was quite a beauty, she was the only pretty one there, whereas this place was crawling with beauties.
The name of the club is Chamois (I think) and they have 2 types of girls; one available for take-out, and another set just sitting behind the bar chatting to customers, no take-out. You can take the latter to the karaoke rooms as well, and the charge would be about 250 baht per hour (drinks additional).
Well, the girls from Rome Place showed up, and I had a pretty good session. She's about 5ft 5 in, with a slim body, and long legs. The entire package looked like a model, as she's a real looker. The only drawback was that she'd had a boob job, although it looked real good -- you know, it didn't look artifically out of proportion.
It was a tremendously short 30 minutes session, as it was all business with this girl -- much like the sessions in Malaysia at the HCs.
After finishing, all of us agreed to head down to the Pink Lady for some fun. As were all worn-out, we stayed in the karaoke rooms; the girl I picked was from the bar, and very comely, with REAL upthrust breasts ... I checked. She's 21 years old, and had a body that was packed tight!! I was drooling over her breasts all night, and wished that she was available for take-out.
DAY 3 : Left Phuket to return to Kuala Lumpur.
Yes, the rates for hotels in Phuket can be unreasonably high; I read in a brochure that the rainy season is from May-October, and that from 1st of May, the hotels revise their prices DOWN due to the rainy season. With the amount of rain we were experiencing, I can imagine that it's really no fun if you're there for golf or hanging out by the beach.
In terms of comparing Patong with the area we were hanging out in, I think it's not so crowded as Patong, and less of a tourist rich area; in a sense, seemed more altruistic in terms of a Thai experience. But, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
I was about to give up on Phuket as a monger destination, but the club at the Metropole Hotel really makes me want to return. One of my friends picked a real 20-year old beauty whom I hope to marry in my next life!
Best.
Panya
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05-05-06 23:35 #929
Posts: 1172Originally Posted by Boy Toy
Although not entirely true, its close.
The advise here is Phuket is for those seeking all of the following: sightseeing, beaches , isle hopping, and mongering( at nite when all else closes)
but if mongering is ALL you have in mind then perhaps Phuket is not the best option, as its also not the cheapest place for this.
PT
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05-05-06 11:05 #928
Posts: 175golden words
Dear all,
here are some GOLDEN WORDS that i would like to say after my recent trip last month from thailand, if mongering is your motive, do not go to Phuket, it is a huge waste in that respect, if a holiday for the family is the idea, then it may well be the best portion of thailand for that , however mongering here is a waste, nothing compared to bangkok.
take care
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04-23-06 07:32 #927
Posts: 44[QUOTE=Lovalova]Dear all,
Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have al
I think the best location is somewhere on Soi Sansabai. Am am now staying at Summer Breeze Hotel, my favorite. Very clean with good food and great staff. Girl friendly.Last edited by Hah Baht; 04-29-06 at 03:14. Reason: Response should be at the end of the quote
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04-22-06 13:58 #926
Posts: 162Families, why not?
Originally Posted by Coma Boy
I've seen Euro families with kids in the middle of the night in beer bars on 2nd Rd at Soi 2 in Pattaya. No illegal as long as they don't smoke or drink alc.
I remember cruising the RLD in Cologne with my pubescent school buddies for laughs and cheap kicks. Better than beating up old folks and snatching purses. Or doing drugs.
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04-21-06 13:38 #925
Posts: 1549Originally Posted by NoCBJ4me
They should be culled.
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04-21-06 12:48 #924
Posts: 393Patong
Coma,
I was in Patong last month and was very surprized to see a lot of families with children walking around. Patong was crouded with them. I even saw them walking Bangla Road at night with their kids past all the bars. I would never bring young kids to that area. This time last year, no one was there and the rates were half that of this year due to the Tsunami. I think they must be marketing heavily to tourists with children.
Lovalova,
Check out this link to a map of Patong. A lot of hotels are shown on it. Bangla Road is where 90% of the action is. Pick a hotel based on the location and do a search in the forum to find out if it meets your needs. I suggest you ask the hotel directly if they charge joiner fee's. This info may also be in the forum, so use the search function. Some in the forum may just answer your questions with RTFF (Read The Fuck'n Forum). The questions you ask probably have been asked / answered in the forum already. Use the search function, it will save you the time waiting for someone to answer a question.
http://thaiwaysmagazine.com/phuket_m...ap_patong.html
MILF's are everywhere. There are lots of bar girls that have a kids back home. Why MILF's? You have a thing for flabby stomaches and stretch marks? :=)
nocbj4me
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04-20-06 10:25 #923
Posts: 1549Lovalova - if you're with a family then stay as far away from Patong as possible.
It's the shittest part of the island. Good for girls but nothing else.
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04-19-06 03:42 #922
Posts: 30best location hotel in Patong
Dear all,
Have never been to phuket before. Planning a trip soon. Can you all recommend the best location hotel in Patong area (right in the middle of everything where the action is) and the hotel can be 3-4 star clean and have all basic amenities for family stay etc. Not looking for backpackers hotel la.
Also where do you recommend for great sex sessions with great MILF type ladies?
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04-18-06 15:20 #921
Posts: 393Magyo,
Just look through the past reports to book a hotel that is GF in your price range. Then, when you get there, you can go to a beer bar, pick up a hot BG and keep her LT. You'll then get your morning "Mike Check".
Depending on the hotel you stay at, sometimes an entrepreneurial bellboy will ask if you want a girl? If you are so inclined, you can tell him what you want, and he will send a girl to your room.
It's best to do your own hunt. Patong has plenty of BG's in the Bangla road area.
Hotel staff probably won't risk losing a good job to suck you off for a few baht. Don't assume that any Thai woman will fuck you for money because they are poor. This way of thinking will get you in trouble.
nocbj4me
Originally Posted by Magyo
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04-15-06 18:57 #920
Posts: 1172Originally Posted by Hah Baht
PT
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04-15-06 04:44 #919
Posts: 44Originally Posted by Magyo
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04-11-06 03:56 #918
Posts: 3542[QUOTE=Lovesnihon]
If anyone can give me links to apartment hotels (that are along the lines of the Royal President in BKK), PM me. And thanks.
This is the rental service I used in Phuket - good quality apartments and of course no joiner fees etc!!
http://www.phuketvillarentals.com/apartment.html
SE Asia Joe