Phuket Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey guys,

I am here in Patong, arrived today after 3 days in Bangkok where where I had 3 good fucks in 3 days. Then I come here, go around Bangla Road and all I get is pay 320 baht for a good looking girl to sit with me for 10 minutes. What did I do wrong? I did not enter the gentlemen clubs because I do not want to spend 3 hrs drinking and then pay another 3 k for a fuck. So, guys, how do I get laid? I am ok with paying 3 k but not with wasting an evening without even a hint of a duck! Please help!

A question to you.

Where did you find your fucks in Bangkok?

Was it in gogos at Nana or Cowboy?

Was it in small bars / knock shops?

Was it in massage shops?

Was it with freelancers in Thermae, or online from ThaiFriendly?

Unlikely it was a gogo given your price range mentioned, so best to skip Bangla Road gogos on Soi Seadragon.

Similarly you won't find a girl in the bars along Bangla, except maybe in the side streets who will go short time with you to a hotel.

For bars and fucks, head to OTOP, look it up if you need to, its down near Hard Rock Cafe.

Massage shops all over Ratuthit and Sansabai will provide on premise fucks for 2000 baht or less.

And freelancers, well they're everywhere, all the music bars on Bangla, the nightclubs later at night, and alone Bangla itself (tho watch out for ladyboys).

And there is also ThaiFriendly.

If you still can't find it, then tell us what your fucks were in Bangkok.

How much you paid, where you met, ST or LT, your hotel / their place, etc.

[Enjoy37]

Evening gents,

Just wanted to share my impression of the scene here. Third time in Patpong within 2 years.

First evening met an old friend from a massage place not too far from Bangla.

Met her 2 years ago when she was 21 and didn't see her since. I expected for her to change and boy was I right. Best part is that she knows herself, even said so, quote: " I am not the innocent, sweet girl you remembe are"!

The job simply got to her and she isn't even smiling anymore. Service went down, Prices went up.

Had a 1 h massage plus 3000 for FS (paid to support an old friend). She still felt really good but didn't want to kiss, only short BBBJ and no DATY. Not same GFE I had 2 years ago when she agreed to spend whole day with me for 6000 be. Will not repeat, unfortunately.

Went to HAREM. Hit it off with one of the waitresses, bought her a drink and started talking.

She said barfine is 2000 and for new customer only short time available for 5000. Later long time possible for 7000.

Because I really liked her I was willing to pay. Still early in the evening, Bar closes at 04:00 and said I would be back.

Went there at 03:30. She came to me and I said " Time to go ". She wanted more drinks and I said " No, I want to go ".

Long story short I just left because didn't want to accept to be milked for money and then hear that she was too tired to come.

Different girl I still had the number from last time. Was texting her. For some reason I cannot understand she says she would only do short time. 1000 for Bar and 3000 for her, one time Sex.

I said No Thank You.

Checked out the Club at the end of Bangla (away from the Sea). Went there around 02:30. Mostly older ladies, a few young ones but not good looking (5 or 6 in my book).

Passed a few massage parlours, talent there was widely spread, mostly 5 or 6's as well. Only a few 7&8's.

Not sure Patpong is still a good place to come to.

[Fifino68]

Hey guys,

I am here in Patong, arrived today after 3 days in Bangkok where where I had 3 good fucks in 3 days. Then I come here, go around Bangla Road and all I get is pay 320 baht for a good looking girl to sit with me for 10 minutes. What did I do wrong? I did not enter the gentlemen clubs because I do not want to spend 3 hrs drinking and then pay another 3 k for a fuck. So, guys, how do I get laid? I am ok with paying 3 k but not with wasting an evening without even a hint of a duck! Please help!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks Mogwai for that tip, could be a game changer for me.

So to follow on from my last report the woman I mentioned became my holiday girlfriend. She worked from 10 am until 7 pm. Then she'd go home, get cleaned up then ride her scooter over to my place then we'd go out for the evening. Usualy head to OTOP drinks, food and pool. She had a friend there that ran a bar. They all seem to have friends that run bars. So I'd buy the odd round of drinks for the 1 or 2 fellow pool players and one nigh takeaways. I know a lot of guys seem to baulk at doing this but what the hell. The nightly cost was not huge, ie usualy under a thousand and it does create a lot of goodwill, and the Thais like goodwill, especialy someone elses! Then we would walk back to my place, sometimes take in some music in Bangla. Back home, boom boom, sleep, in the morning more boom boom then she'd be on bike and go home to organize her life for the day.

Next night I'd be waiting for her again where she parked her scooter. It reminded me of the old Rolling Stones song, Factory Girl. Though she didn't have curlers in her hair. For this service I was paying her a thousand a day, I don't know wether this was to much or to little but once again it was a price I was comfortable with. There are down sides to this sort of arrangment as well as upsides. One upside is where I was staying they charged 500 baht per night for "random " guests. I argued that I had booked a room for two and she was the second person, so they accepted that she was the bona fide 2nd person.

Another upside was I had the day free to myself. I often see (and I have been down this road myself) guys wondering around Patong with last nights lady hanging onto their hand. These situations get boring and expensive.

And having the day free meant I could engage in other extra curricular activities. Though I must admit, I'm sure this sometimes detracted from my night performance.

I was staying in Sawatdirak Road which is an area that I liked. It was easy access to everything except ironically OTOP. I had planned on staying that end.

Of town until TGT (g'day) put me onto banh mi rolls in Sawatdirak so I started google mapping and decided that's where I wanted to be.

And I guess the downside of the set up I had is loosing the thrill of the chase type of thing. And I must admit at the end of the night I like to finish up with a bit of whisky and a joint. Having a girlfriend kind of curtails that activity. Probably better for my health though.

Nice trip report BlueBus.

Happy you enjoyed Patong and Phuket, and the banh mi's.

OTOP is a bit of a hidden gem in my opinion.

It has a great laidback vibe to it.

[AggieDad1]

Thanks Mogwai for that tip, could be a game changer for me.

And I guess the downside of the set up I had is loosing the thrill of the chase type of thing. And I must admit at the end of the night I like to finish up with a bit of whisky and a joint. Having a girlfriend kind of curtails that activity. Probably better for my health though.

Great report! At the end of the day what matters is that you had a good time. Everyone is different, so just be you.

[Blue Bus]

Again many thanks Mogwai for that tip. It means I can get rid of spelling mistakes and ramble on without fear of loosing my report.

Cheers.

[Blue Bus]

Thanks Mogwai for that tip, could be a game changer for me.

So to follow on from my last report the woman I mentioned became my holiday girlfriend. She worked from 10 am until 7 pm. Then she'd go home, get cleaned up then ride her scooter over to my place then we'd go out for the evening. Usualy head to OTOP drinks, food and pool. She had a friend there that ran a bar. They all seem to have friends that run bars. So I'd buy the odd round of drinks for the 1 or 2 fellow pool players and one nigh takeaways. I know a lot of guys seem to baulk at doing this but what the hell. The nightly cost was not huge, ie usualy under a thousand and it does create a lot of goodwill, and the Thais like goodwill, especialy someone elses! Then we would walk back to my place, sometimes take in some music in Bangla. Back home, boom boom, sleep, in the morning more boom boom then she'd be on bike and go home to organize her life for the day.

Next night I'd be waiting for her again where she parked her scooter. It reminded me of the old Rolling Stones song, Factory Girl. Though she didn't have curlers in her hair. For this service I was paying her a thousand a day, I don't know wether this was to much or to little but once again it was a price I was comfortable with. There are down sides to this sort of arrangment as well as upsides. One upside is where I was staying they charged 500 baht per night for "random " guests. I argued that I had booked a room for two and she was the second person, so they accepted that she was the bona fide 2nd person.

Another upside was I had the day free to myself. I often see (and I have been down this road myself) guys wondering around Patong with last nights lady hanging onto their hand. These situations get boring and expensive.

And having the day free meant I could engage in other extra curricular activities. Though I must admit, I'm sure this sometimes detracted from my night performance.

I was staying in Sawatdirak Road which is an area that I liked. It was easy access to everything except ironically OTOP. I had planned on staying that end.

Of town until TGT (g'day) put me onto banh mi rolls in Sawatdirak so I started google mapping and decided that's where I wanted to be.

And I guess the downside of the set up I had is loosing the thrill of the chase type of thing. And I must admit at the end of the night I like to finish up with a bit of whisky and a joint. Having a girlfriend kind of curtails that activity. Probably better for my health though.

[Mogwai]

I'm breaking this report up into little bits because I'm a slow typer and always time out.

Select 'Remember Me?' when you log in, and you should not have this problem anymore. See attached.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi all. I've dropped down in Phuket a couple nights ago. I'm down in Soi Taed to train Muay Thai and I'm looking for a FS provider. Any recommendations? Yesterday I popped into the first massage shop I saw with some nice looking ladies but discovered after my oil massage that they don't provide FS. I'd rather not just keep popping into random shops and would appreciate any recommendations to get what I'm looking for. Saw a few bar girls as I walked the strip but after training I don't really feel like jumping through that many hoops.

The Soi Taed (Soi Muay Thai) area is not flush with FS massage shops, in fact I don't personally know of any shops along there that are.

The nearest string of guaranteed FS providing massage shops to you would be in Rawai along Soi Saiyuan, some 8-9 km away.

Alternately, be politely blunt, and ask quietly about if they provide extras when you first get there (the key word is "boom boom'.

Another hint, if they are all wearing the same uniform, FS is a low probability, look for ones where the workers are casually dressed, and ask about FS on arrival.

[Jake993]

Check out nuru massage on sansabai.

I visited that very place earlier this week. Excellent experience. Enthusiastic and skilled "masseuse"!

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Sorry, what is ATF?

He meant TF, as in ThaiFriendly.

[TatakaeTatakae]

Hi all. I've dropped down in Phuket a couple nights ago. I'm down in Soi Taed to train Muay Thai and I'm looking for a FS provider. Any recommendations? Yesterday I popped into the first massage shop I saw with some nice looking ladies but discovered after my oil massage that they don't provide FS. I'd rather not just keep popping into random shops and would appreciate any recommendations to get what I'm looking for. Saw a few bar girls as I walked the strip but after training I don't really feel like jumping through that many hoops.

[Liondale]

So street action was pretty wild and plenty of choices just a lot of ladyboys by New York bar by my hotel. I also. Founf ATF to be pretty successful and met few girls on there during my stay. One them actually travel between patong and rawai l. She was a freak and lot of fun. May see her again while I'm in Rawai.

I'm looking for suggestions while I'm in Rawai, I'm staying by beach near vibe bar. Will be here until Friday. Sorry for typos. Typing on phone is not that easy. .

Sorry, what is ATF?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Well here I am sitting outside Sanny's sandwich bar eating the Banh Mi. Thank you TGT for putting me onto this place. Across from me are about 5 massage shops in a row. A mini mart and 7/11. A smattering of dope shops a decent coffee shop and an ice cream palour. It doesn't get uch better than this.

I'm breaking this report up into little bits because I'm a slow typer and always time out.

No problems, glad you are enjoying the banh mi.

Enjoy yourself.

As to the papa comments, I always laughingly say back to them.

Mai papa, pom chu terak.

(no papa, my name is darling).

[Blue Bus]

Well that was Monday night, yesterday it a midday session at Nuru in Sansabai. I didn't see Nuru listed and didn't ask but ended up same sort deal, massage ,1500 boom boom, condom, she has the best orgasm in the world and I'm finished off with yet another handy.

Though we did hit it off ok. Had dinner together then back to my place for drinks and futile sex, ie she has the best big "O" in long time and I'm once again getting a handy. Neither of us wanted an overnighter but like so many of the older women pleasant to be with. The damage for last night was a thousand. I'm happy enough with that price. And we are catching up again tonight. So I'll keep off the dope and beer today and see if that makes a diffence.