Phuket Reports

[Fantastyseeker]

Register on ThaiFriendly and sound a few girls out about it. Shouldn't be too hard to find some willing participants.

Or go to a club called Hollywood, the girls there are pretty flexible.

Thank you for the information! I was hoping to be inundated with advice and responses so I'm grateful you took the time to respond.

[CallSign Papa]

What about for women? Is this available for women or do I need to go to Bali or Jamaica for this specialized service LOL. Happy for female girls or male provider.

Register on ThaiFriendly and sound a few girls out about it. Shouldn't be too hard to find some willing participants.

Or go to a club called Hollywood, the girls there are pretty flexible.

[Fantastyseeker]

Hello,

So I need some advise. Going to Phuket in Feb with my other half. Looking to get the GF experience, particularly just to watch my partner fuck other women. Anyone had any luck with this, couples etc? Where to go? Also, I know there's obviously rub and tug, or anything you guys want. What about for women? Is this available for women or do I need to go to Bali or Jamaica for this specialized service LOL. Happy for female girls or male provider.

[Faconnable808]

Thanks G, I'm staying at the Sunwing in Kamala, I'll be sure to provide a report on the area as there doesn't appear to be any information here thus far (beyond what you've provided).

Hi,

There's about a dozen bars on the road behind the Kamala Beergarden just South down the main road from you. The Beergarden restaurant is on the right at a traffic light. Turn right at the Beergarden and go about 100 yards. You will see a bunch of bars on the right. Black Cat bar is just cross from the Beergarden as well.

Crazy Bar is before on the main road on the left before the Aussie Bar (and Beergarden).

Enjoy!

[CallSign Papa]

Do let us know if there is anything in Kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.

Thanks G, I'm staying at the Sunwing in Kamala, I'll be sure to provide a report on the area as there doesn't appear to be any information here thus far (beyond what you've provided).

[Gunners1]

Hello JS.

Yes I have had success on TF. Instagram is a bit different. You will have to search by places where girls hang out like search illusion, white room, Karon beach, catch club bang Tao and then go through the profiles. If they look local send them a message to say you are arriving and would love them to show you more of Phuket.

You will need to have a pretty decent insta feed to start with. It works 6 out of 10 messages. Some of them will get p!ssed off with you for sending them random messages. But you can always ignore them.

Enjoy.

G.

At Gunners1 - Did you find a lot of success through TF in Phuket? Also how did you contact through instagram?

[Member #4751]

At Gunners1 - Did you find a lot of success through TF in Phuket? Also how did you contact through instagram?

Greetings CSP.

Not much action there. In my several trips to Phuket I have always had success through online channels. TF, Instagram etc.

Kamala is mainly couple oriented.

Enjoy.

Do let us know if there is anything in kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.

G.

[Gunners1]

Greetings CSP.

Not much action there. In my several trips to Phuket I have always had success through online channels. TF, Instagram etc.

Kamala is mainly couple oriented.

Enjoy.

Do let us know if there is anything in kamala as the resorts are very nice there and quite reasonably priced too compared to Karon, kata or bang Tao.

G.

Have RTFF and used the search but can't find info on Kamala. Can anyone confirm if there are any decent bars there? Any girly action?

I know it's a short hop to Patong, but sometimes I like the quieter life.

[CallSign Papa]

Have RTFF and used the search but can't find info on Kamala. Can anyone confirm if there are any decent bars there? Any girly action?

I know it's a short hop to Patong, but sometimes I like the quieter life.

[Marco81]

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.
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Love your report. Had a smile reading it.

I was in the gig hotel last month. Good hotel and in the low season girl friendly.

[MonkeyPaw]

At Monkeypaw- great report as always. Question to you is if you want young attractive thai girls, should I avoid going to Patong? Should I just stick to Pattaya or Bangkok?

Pattaya #1 (more girls, more venues), Bangkok #2, Patong a far distant #3 (backpackers trap).

[Member #4751]

At Monkeypaw- great report as always. Question to you is if you want young attractive thai girls, should I avoid going to Patong? Should I just stick to Pattaya or Bangkok?

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.

Where to Stay: Everybody knows hotels in Phuket and Patong are very wishy washy about allowing girls to come to the room. Phuket is more of a touristy town rather than a hedonist playground like Bangkok or Pattaya. Even then, you can online do a quick Google "Patong Girl Friendly Hotels 2018" and there lists of available. Hotels. I did not like any of them for one reason or another. Read those Agoda rand Trip Advisor reviews carefully. But to be honest, I need more than just a hotel I can bring a girl back to. I need a more comfortable room, no roaches, with a softer bed (can't stand hard beds) and the perfect location so I can get to Bangla Walking Street quick. Those monsoon rain downpours are something else in Phuket. Book a room too far, even with an umbrella, and you will still regret it. Most importantly, Monkeypaw wants privacy for all those girls I bring back to fuck, whether it's 1, 2, 3 or 5 at a time. And yes, I've done 5 girls at a one time before. It was reverse gangbang in which I was used and abused by the girls and had so many random pussies shoved in my mouth that I started to feel dirty. My dick was so bruised and sore after the first couple off hours, I thought it was ready to fall off. When the girls where finished with me, I ran to the bathroom and showered alone. I cried under the stream of warm water and thought to myself, "what has my life turned into?" I was nothing but a piece of Asian sausage meat to these girls. That was a sad time during my life. I hope many of you guys can sympathize with me. I'm sorry, I need a moment. I'm crying now as I am typing about this, it brings back the memory of that night I was used by those who I have called the "frightening fucking five. " Anyways, back to my recommendation. Use AirBnb. I booked the Room at Sansabai for $35/ night. It's 8 rooms in a 5 story building off Sansabai (across from Gig Hotel) and about 2 minutes walk to Bangla. You hold your own keys and after 5 pm, there is no staff, just a security door to which you have a card to access. You can bring unlimited amounts of guests to your room. The rooms are decent with a comfy bed and no bar music or noises at night. They have a community lounge area on the first floor with free snacks, fruits, pastries, a large fridge and microwave. The place is safe, comfortable, and allows for privacy. Nobody to judge "who, what, or how many" you bring back to your room and bump uglies with. Just saying.

Where to Go: I do mainly Go Go bars, once in awhile another venue like a beer bar or Soapies, but still Go Go bars are my top choice. I honestly don't need to explain why again, but I will. It's the only place a guy can go and knows exactly what he is getting with regards to looks and body. Pay the extra fucking money to be able to relax and inspect the merchandise. Everywhere else that they wear clothes, such as massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, and street girls, you are putting yourself at risk for saggy tits, no tits, hairy arm pits, hairy legs, baby damage, fat guts, or perhaps even a hidden cock. Why on Earth, and in the Lord's name would anybody travel hundreds and thousands of miles to pay hard earned money to fuck ugly and damaged goods? Get the EXACT body in a girl that you have always fantasized about as a hormone raging teenager. Unless you fantasized about the saggy tits and fat guts, then you have some issues.

Only 3 Go Go bars worth even mentioning, Harem, Suzy Wong, and Diablo. Harem is for ballers and guys who enjoy getting hustled. I am somewhere in between that because I know how to play back. Harem has the best looking girls period, but they want drinks plenty of drinks, and most of them want advance booking for fucking. Meaning, you walk in and order one or two drinks. They ignore you or try to hustle you for drinks and leave. If you want to barfine them and are decent looking, they will make a booking with you to come pick the up later. Usually, it's near closing time. If you want to barfine them and they don't want to fuck you. Then just tell you they already have booking. That's their game there. It's like a set up in Vegas or any other USA type of titty bar, not a typical Go Go bar. You can spend 10,000 baht and get NO pussy at Harem. They are that good with their games.

Sofas are set of for bottle service which I never understood at the strip club. You buy a bottle because you are a baller and "supposedly" have a shit load of money. You put this giant bottle of vodka on your table so everybody in the strip clubs knows you are a baller and have big bank. You spend the rest of the night looking like a fool when you are working to scoop ice, pouring, and making your own drinks. You still have to buy ladies drinks on top of all of that. On the other hand, Monkeypaw just sits there and when I plan on grabbing girl and enjoying, I just buy shots and drinks for the both and have the bar make them for me. My bill and the bottle service bill is the same 5000-6000 baht. But wait, they get more drinks from their vodka bottle? But wait again, I thought this was about baller status and not about saving money or drinks value for your money. Monkeypaw wins again. Anyways, I took a girl from Harem, but I came back at 1 am to grab her. She wanted to make drinks and tips off lap dances before that. I didn't mind. She is saying, let me hustle these guys for drinks and tips, but you get to stick your dick in me. I'm okay with that. Paid 4500 total for barfine and the girl. They do take credit cards at Harem just for drinks.

Typical Go Go bar set up would be like Suzy Wong and Diablo. Barfine was 1000, I think, and 2500 for the girl at Diablo. Her name was Apple and she was the best one there to me. She has a nice face, fake tits, and nice ass. She has lots of tattoos including a big one on her stomach, but no visible baby scars or damage. Service was so so with CBJ, so I pulled off the condom when I was about to skeet, and shot my cum in between her ass cheeks. She got mad. That's Monkeypaw's revenge for a CBJ. She wasn't keen on a photo with my teddy bear, so teddy had to do the work with his "eyes."By the way, she gets Monkeypaw one paw down for her service, meh.

[MonkeyPaw]

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.

Where to Stay: Everybody knows hotels in Phuket and Patong are very wishy washy about allowing girls to come to the room. Phuket is more of a touristy town rather than a hedonist playground like Bangkok or Pattaya. Even then, you can online do a quick Google "Patong Girl Friendly Hotels 2018" and there lists of available. Hotels. I did not like any of them for one reason or another. Read those Agoda rand Trip Advisor reviews carefully. But to be honest, I need more than just a hotel I can bring a girl back to. I need a more comfortable room, no roaches, with a softer bed (can't stand hard beds) and the perfect location so I can get to Bangla Walking Street quick. Those monsoon rain downpours are something else in Phuket. Book a room too far, even with an umbrella, and you will still regret it. Most importantly, Monkeypaw wants privacy for all those girls I bring back to fuck, whether it's 1, 2, 3 or 5 at a time. And yes, I've done 5 girls at a one time before. It was reverse gangbang in which I was used and abused by the girls and had so many random pussies shoved in my mouth that I started to feel dirty. My dick was so bruised and sore after the first couple off hours, I thought it was ready to fall off. When the girls where finished with me, I ran to the bathroom and showered alone. I cried under the stream of warm water and thought to myself, "what has my life turned into?" I was nothing but a piece of Asian sausage meat to these girls. That was a sad time during my life. I hope many of you guys can sympathize with me. I'm sorry, I need a moment. I'm crying now as I am typing about this, it brings back the memory of that night I was used by those who I have called the "frightening fucking five. " Anyways, back to my recommendation. Use AirBnb. I booked the Room at Sansabai for $35/ night. It's 8 rooms in a 5 story building off Sansabai (across from Gig Hotel) and about 2 minutes walk to Bangla. You hold your own keys and after 5 pm, there is no staff, just a security door to which you have a card to access. You can bring unlimited amounts of guests to your room. The rooms are decent with a comfy bed and no bar music or noises at night. They have a community lounge area on the first floor with free snacks, fruits, pastries, a large fridge and microwave. The place is safe, comfortable, and allows for privacy. Nobody to judge "who, what, or how many" you bring back to your room and bump uglies with. Just saying.

Where to Go: I do mainly Go Go bars, once in awhile another venue like a beer bar or Soapies, but still Go Go bars are my top choice. I honestly don't need to explain why again, but I will. It's the only place a guy can go and knows exactly what he is getting with regards to looks and body. Pay the extra fucking money to be able to relax and inspect the merchandise. Everywhere else that they wear clothes, such as massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, and street girls, you are putting yourself at risk for saggy tits, no tits, hairy arm pits, hairy legs, baby damage, fat guts, or perhaps even a hidden cock. Why on Earth, and in the Lord's name would anybody travel hundreds and thousands of miles to pay hard earned money to fuck ugly and damaged goods? Get the EXACT body in a girl that you have always fantasized about as a hormone raging teenager. Unless you fantasized about the saggy tits and fat guts, then you have some issues.

Only 3 Go Go bars worth even mentioning, Harem, Suzy Wong, and Diablo. Harem is for ballers and guys who enjoy getting hustled. I am somewhere in between that because I know how to play back. Harem has the best looking girls period, but they want drinks plenty of drinks, and most of them want advance booking for fucking. Meaning, you walk in and order one or two drinks. They ignore you or try to hustle you for drinks and leave. If you want to barfine them and are decent looking, they will make a booking with you to come pick the up later. Usually, it's near closing time. If you want to barfine them and they don't want to fuck you. Then just tell you they already have booking. That's their game there. It's like a set up in Vegas or any other USA type of titty bar, not a typical Go Go bar. You can spend 10,000 baht and get NO pussy at Harem. They are that good with their games.

Sofas are set of for bottle service which I never understood at the strip club. You buy a bottle because you are a baller and "supposedly" have a shit load of money. You put this giant bottle of vodka on your table so everybody in the strip clubs knows you are a baller and have big bank. You spend the rest of the night looking like a fool when you are working to scoop ice, pouring, and making your own drinks. You still have to buy ladies drinks on top of all of that. On the other hand, Monkeypaw just sits there and when I plan on grabbing girl and enjoying, I just buy shots and drinks for the both and have the bar make them for me. My bill and the bottle service bill is the same 5000-6000 baht. But wait, they get more drinks from their vodka bottle? But wait again, I thought this was about baller status and not about saving money or drinks value for your money. Monkeypaw wins again. Anyways, I took a girl from Harem, but I came back at 1 am to grab her. She wanted to make drinks and tips off lap dances before that. I didn't mind. She is saying, let me hustle these guys for drinks and tips, but you get to stick your dick in me. I'm okay with that. Paid 4500 total for barfine and the girl. They do take credit cards at Harem just for drinks.

Typical Go Go bar set up would be like Suzy Wong and Diablo. Barfine was 1000, I think, and 2500 for the girl at Diablo. Her name was Apple and she was the best one there to me. She has a nice face, fake tits, and nice ass. She has lots of tattoos including a big one on her stomach, but no visible baby scars or damage. Service was so so with CBJ, so I pulled off the condom when I was about to skeet, and shot my cum in between her ass cheeks. She got mad. That's Monkeypaw's revenge for a CBJ. She wasn't keen on a photo with my teddy bear, so teddy had to do the work with his "eyes."By the way, she gets Monkeypaw one paw down for her service, meh.

[Lunks]

Hello,

Would really appreciate if any members can throw some light on this escort agency at Phuket named no1angelsescort.com.

Has anyone tried their services and if yes could you also mention the escort you had experience with and how was it.

Thanks again will really appreciate your inputs.

As I will be travelling to Phuket next month.

Lunks.

[GDreams]

Gentlemen,

I'm in Phuket shortly and read about this NURU NANAI place on nanai road. However, couldn't find it on Streetview and there are conflicting locations on Google Maps and on their FB page.

Would any of you know where it is and could you give me directions from Jung Ceylon?

Also, I'm next door to Soi Kep Sab, so any recommendations for a quickie? I was last here 5 years ago, and the names don't seem familiar any longer.

Thanks.

Wechat, just always ask if they are a girl.