Phuket Reports

[MonkeyPaw]

Finally, on my way to Pattaya I have the time to start AND finish this Patong report. Bangkok still has to wait for Monkeypaw.

Where to Stay: Everybody knows hotels in Phuket and Patong are very wishy washy about allowing girls to come to the room. Phuket is more of a touristy town rather than a hedonist playground like Bangkok or Pattaya. Even then, you can online do a quick Google "Patong Girl Friendly Hotels 2018" and there lists of available. Hotels. I did not like any of them for one reason or another. Read those Agoda rand Trip Advisor reviews carefully. But to be honest, I need more than just a hotel I can bring a girl back to. I need a more comfortable room, no roaches, with a softer bed (can't stand hard beds) and the perfect location so I can get to Bangla Walking Street quick. Those monsoon rain downpours are something else in Phuket. Book a room too far, even with an umbrella, and you will still regret it. Most importantly, Monkeypaw wants privacy for all those girls I bring back to fuck, whether it's 1, 2, 3 or 5 at a time. And yes, I've done 5 girls at a one time before. It was reverse gangbang in which I was used and abused by the girls and had so many random pussies shoved in my mouth that I started to feel dirty. My dick was so bruised and sore after the first couple off hours, I thought it was ready to fall off. When the girls where finished with me, I ran to the bathroom and showered alone. I cried under the stream of warm water and thought to myself, "what has my life turned into?" I was nothing but a piece of Asian sausage meat to these girls. That was a sad time during my life. I hope many of you guys can sympathize with me. I'm sorry, I need a moment. I'm crying now as I am typing about this, it brings back the memory of that night I was used by those who I have called the "frightening fucking five. " Anyways, back to my recommendation. Use AirBnb. I booked the Room at Sansabai for $35/ night. It's 8 rooms in a 5 story building off Sansabai (across from Gig Hotel) and about 2 minutes walk to Bangla. You hold your own keys and after 5 pm, there is no staff, just a security door to which you have a card to access. You can bring unlimited amounts of guests to your room. The rooms are decent with a comfy bed and no bar music or noises at night. They have a community lounge area on the first floor with free snacks, fruits, pastries, a large fridge and microwave. The place is safe, comfortable, and allows for privacy. Nobody to judge "who, what, or how many" you bring back to your room and bump uglies with. Just saying.

Where to Go: I do mainly Go Go bars, once in awhile another venue like a beer bar or Soapies, but still Go Go bars are my top choice. I honestly don't need to explain why again, but I will. It's the only place a guy can go and knows exactly what he is getting with regards to looks and body. Pay the extra fucking money to be able to relax and inspect the merchandise. Everywhere else that they wear clothes, such as massage parlors, soapies, beer bars, and street girls, you are putting yourself at risk for saggy tits, no tits, hairy arm pits, hairy legs, baby damage, fat guts, or perhaps even a hidden cock. Why on Earth, and in the Lord's name would anybody travel hundreds and thousands of miles to pay hard earned money to fuck ugly and damaged goods? Get the EXACT body in a girl that you have always fantasized about as a hormone raging teenager. Unless you fantasized about the saggy tits and fat guts, then you have some issues.

Only 3 Go Go bars worth even mentioning, Harem, Suzy Wong, and Diablo. Harem is for ballers and guys who enjoy getting hustled. I am somewhere in between that because I know how to play back. Harem has the best looking girls period, but they want drinks plenty of drinks, and most of them want advance booking for fucking. Meaning, you walk in and order one or two drinks. They ignore you or try to hustle you for drinks and leave. If you want to barfine them and are decent looking, they will make a booking with you to come pick the up later. Usually, it's near closing time. If you want to barfine them and they don't want to fuck you. Then just tell you they already have booking. That's their game there. It's like a set up in Vegas or any other USA type of titty bar, not a typical Go Go bar. You can spend 10,000 baht and get NO pussy at Harem. They are that good with their games.

Sofas are set of for bottle service which I never understood at the strip club. You buy a bottle because you are a baller and "supposedly" have a shit load of money. You put this giant bottle of vodka on your table so everybody in the strip clubs knows you are a baller and have big bank. You spend the rest of the night looking like a fool when you are working to scoop ice, pouring, and making your own drinks. You still have to buy ladies drinks on top of all of that. On the other hand, Monkeypaw just sits there and when I plan on grabbing girl and enjoying, I just buy shots and drinks for the both and have the bar make them for me. My bill and the bottle service bill is the same 5000-6000 baht. But wait, they get more drinks from their vodka bottle? But wait again, I thought this was about baller status and not about saving money or drinks value for your money. Monkeypaw wins again. Anyways, I took a girl from Harem, but I came back at 1 am to grab her. She wanted to make drinks and tips off lap dances before that. I didn't mind. She is saying, let me hustle these guys for drinks and tips, but you get to stick your dick in me. I'm okay with that. Paid 4500 total for barfine and the girl. They do take credit cards at Harem just for drinks.

Typical Go Go bar set up would be like Suzy Wong and Diablo. Barfine was 1000, I think, and 2500 for the girl at Diablo. Her name was Apple and she was the best one there to me. She has a nice face, fake tits, and nice ass. She has lots of tattoos including a big one on her stomach, but no visible baby scars or damage. Service was so so with CBJ, so I pulled off the condom when I was about to skeet, and shot my cum in between her ass cheeks. She got mad. That's Monkeypaw's revenge for a CBJ. She wasn't keen on a photo with my teddy bear, so teddy had to do the work with his "eyes."By the way, she gets Monkeypaw one paw down for her service, meh.

[Lunks]

Hello,

Would really appreciate if any members can throw some light on this escort agency at Phuket named no1angelsescort.com.

Has anyone tried their services and if yes could you also mention the escort you had experience with and how was it.

Thanks again will really appreciate your inputs.

As I will be travelling to Phuket next month.

Lunks.

[GDreams]

Gentlemen,

I'm in Phuket shortly and read about this NURU NANAI place on nanai road. However, couldn't find it on Streetview and there are conflicting locations on Google Maps and on their FB page.

Would any of you know where it is and could you give me directions from Jung Ceylon?

Also, I'm next door to Soi Kep Sab, so any recommendations for a quickie? I was last here 5 years ago, and the names don't seem familiar any longer.

Thanks.

Wechat, just always ask if they are a girl.

[DavidRim]

You'll need to be in Patong and they usually hang out around the clubs on Bangla. Illuzion, Seduction, Hollywood etc. They are typically late starts, I find peak time to be around 12 midnight to snap up the best ones before they go with someone else. As I get older I'm not a fan of going out late all the time so I like to get a few numbers stored for daytime chat and meets. I'm more of a LT guy but ST around 1000 - 2000 I think depending on the hotness factor! I've had LT for 1500 and for 5000, just depends on the girl. Enjoy!

Hello:

While I have been to Thailand many times I have yet to visit Phuket but will be doing so in a month or so. I typically like to play the freelancer scene. Where in Phuket does one find Freelancers? Any particular place where they hang out? Also, how much does the average freelancers go for for short time over there. Thank you for helping a fellow punter out.

Regards,

JB.

[CuriouSexplorer]

Gentlemen,

I'm in Phuket shortly and read about this NURU NANAI place on nanai road. However, couldn't find it on Streetview and there are conflicting locations on Google Maps and on their FB page.

Would any of you know where it is and could you give me directions from Jung Ceylon?

Also, I'm next door to Soi Kep Sab, so any recommendations for a quickie? I was last here 5 years ago, and the names don't seem familiar any longer.

Thanks.

[DiffPiddy]

Anyone have any experience with the girls down the Chalong pier?

Do they do short time there? Where do you take them? Prices?

Be good to know there were some cuties down there last time.

[Member #4751]

I am visiting Phuket in Dec so would be interesting to read your reports. Eagerly awaiting!

Arrived in Patong, and after a long conversation with immigration authorities, Thailand has opened up its legs to let Monkeypaw in again. Seriously, has anybody done 7 back to back to back 30 day stamps like me? 9-10 months in Thailand and just 30 days stamps, no visa. This time I used the excuse that I was married in Bangkok before. It worked. Anyways, field reports from Phuket to come soon after I catch up on Pattaya, Angeles City, and Stupd Shit in Thailand. It feels nice to be missed.

[JohnnieBravo]

Hello:

While I have been to Thailand many times I have yet to visit Phuket but will be doing so in a month or so. I typically like to play the freelancer scene. Where in Phuket does one find Freelancers? Any particular place where they hang out? Also, how much does the average freelancers go for for short time over there. Thank you for helping a fellow punter out.

Regards,

JB.

[MonkeyPaw]

Arrived in Patong, and after a long conversation with immigration authorities, Thailand has opened up its legs to let Monkeypaw in again. Seriously, has anybody done 7 back to back to back 30 day stamps like me? 9-10 months in Thailand and just 30 days stamps, no visa. This time I used the excuse that I was married in Bangkok before. It worked. Anyways, field reports from Phuket to come soon after I catch up on Pattaya, Angeles City, and Stupd Shit in Thailand. It feels nice to be missed.

[SscFan]

Why would you pay a girl in Thailand the same as you would her or a different girl working in Dubai?

Unless this was a top gogo girl you paid too much imo.

This is what you do when you don't know market prices.

Will do better next time!

SSCFAN.

[SscFan]

Well, you already mentionned the correct prices in your former post! 1500 would have been enough. But as it seems you have fallen in love with this cutie, love has no limit.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2210098

Oh My, 1,500 that's cheap!

But cheap is good.

Learning by doing. I'll save some bucks next time!

Au revoir et merci!

SSCFAN.

[Banana Boi]

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

Why would you pay a girl in Thailand the same as you would her or a different girl working in Dubai?

Unless this was a top gogo girl you paid too much imo.

[NamasteParis]

You mean RTFF Jean-Pierre?

So tell me how much I should have paid? I don't have time to RTFF, I don't live in Thailand, no point to go through all this.

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

But if I know the standard pricing, I won't "ruin the market" anymore.

Merci.

SSCFAN.

Well, you already mentionned the correct prices in your former post! 1500 would have been enough. But as it seems you have fallen in love with this cutie, love has no limit.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2210098

[SscFan]

Merci for your post. However, 3300 for a quick massage session. Man, you should RTTF to know the rates before you pay that fool amount. You are spoiling the chicks and ruining the market.

You mean RTFF Jean-Pierre?

So tell me how much I should have paid? I don't have time to RTFF, I don't live in Thailand, no point to go through all this.

3,300 still sounds cheap to me. I gave her what I usually give in Dubai for similar service.

But if I know the standard pricing, I won't "ruin the market" anymore.

Merci.

SSCFAN.

[Chacal60]

I always love this response "And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. ".

As if they were medical professionals, the best masseuses in the LOS love to assess the strength of your shot and the amount of effluent.

Greetings.

I was in phuket recently for a conference and was staying around bang tao beach. The place itself is quite laidback with hardly any activity. The bar scene there is dead. I had decided to try out a massage place as I needed it quite badly and would settle if I didn't get a happy ending to finish as my body was sore.

I walked into a place called just relax. They had at least 10 girls wearing white tshirt and long pants sitting outside. Some of them looked good. I chose 90 minutes aroma massage which set me off like 600 thb. They asked me if I had a preference on the lady. I just went with the flow. A lean, booby lady, may be about 35+ age walked forward and said it was her turn as per the number. So I went with her. Hee name was kit kat or something like it. She washed my legs and escorted me to the room. All rooms have doors. Some have a floor mattress and some have tables. I got the floor mattress room.

Once in the room she draped me with a towel over my back once I had stripped down my clothes. The massage itself was top notch. She was working on those knots and muscles. And making every effort to relax me. Soon when she got the my lower back and legs she moved the towel to the side and I told her. She asked me permission if she could take the towel off. Who am I to object. Still she stayed well clear of my crown jewels. Focussing on the massage aspect. I was almost dozing off. Then she sat between my legs and started massaging my lower back, bum and hamstrings. Wow. It was amazing. Still no touching of my member. I was trying to give hints and spreading me legs a bit wider and raising my torso for her to reach deeper. But she wouldn't massage "there". She reached up with long stroked to do my neck still sitting between my legs but now closer to my teaching johny. And when she did that she brought her covered breasts over my back. Wow. That was great. She knew I was enjoying it. And asked me to turn over. I asked her if she could massage my bum and legs a bit more. I think she got the message. She poured oil over my crack and went right into business. The next 20 minutes was deep prostrate massage. And the most sensual massage of my throbbing dick. I was on fours at some point when she penetrated me to massage my prostrate. I was in heaven. She had a gift. All this time she never mentioned any amount. I turned over and she continued to massage my dick and prostrate. At times both together. She kept a rolled towel under me to get better access. She continued for another 10 minutes. I didn't bother accessing her boobs or pussy as I was just happy enjoying the moment. I also didn't ask if I could play with her puppies.

I came violently. It was a massive load. Spoke mediocre English. And said I needed this massage. As I was holding up a lot. Yeah right.

She cleaned me up. And I had a shower and left.

She helped me get dressed. I handed over 1 k thb which caught her by surprise and was overjoyed at my tip.

I visited her 2 more times before I left. The session was the same. I didn't want anymore. As I was there to enjoy and receive.

Enjoy.

G.